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WANT To CACTUS FAMILY (CACTACEAB) ER-WHATS THIS, UNCLE SCROOGE? Saat DONALD DUCK SURE... PAY TH OFF ONCE EVERY FIVE YEARS / TO CHALLENGE My CREOIT! i | BRIDGE -- By 8, JAY BECKER . (Top record-holder in Masters' Individuel Championship Pley) FAMOUS HANDS North dealer, ; Both sides vuinerabie, Opening lead = three of spades. | Edwin Kantar, of Los An- ||geles, in addition to being a star of the first magnitude, also does a lot of writing for various bridge magazines and other Publications. In the past few years he has also established himself as one of the best and most prolific composers of bid- ding and playing problems. Here is a hand in which he was himself concerned and which he reported for the Cali- fornia Bridge Digest (not out of business, alas), The deal Li |was played in the masters. team of four.champlonship for the Spingold Trophy in 1962. Here is how he described what oc- curred; "I understand very well that my last bid of four hearts is open to question. The question is; 'Was I completely out of my mind to bid four hearts, or just partially?' In any event, John Crawford, palying the hand at the other table, bid four hearts and made it, I made three. spades captured dummy"s nine and a spade was played back and lost to the queen. We both played a diamond to the ace, and here is where the play. di- verged, "Crawford led a heart to' the king and then began to cross- ruff, I started to crossruff im- mediately and in the end game I was uppercut by East when West finally got the lead with the ace of hearts, He played a club, and when East ruffed with the nine, I had to go down one, "Crawford avoided this trap by playing hearts first. How- ever, I should say as a matter of self-defence that if the ace of hearts had been with East, he surely would have gone down also, I will leave it to the ana- lysts to tell me who played it | aeons BREAKIN' O "TO BE ME UT! 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Truth time, will be appreci by professional col ated only everybody lea gues That's the week when nobody! In general, we have mumps) Tw wants to go to the hospital, ex-/only once, and it doesn't matter SALLY'S SALLIES cept for an emergency. For|whether the disezse is apparent elective surgery tha more empty beds. That's the whole worrying about it." t the story, He has a busy medical prac-)surely. It avoids the possible tice, so he arranged for other drastic emergency. The advice doctors to provide for the needs|we give is the advice we take jof his patients, and he took the ourselves. | Dear Dr. Molner: How seri-|ciate told me that he had ajChristmas - New Year's week ous is a hernia My husband hasjhernia that wasn't bothering/to go to the hospital and have }a small protruding one. He re- him but he knew it was there) this operation. That last item, the choice of Sides? My s can be on one side or both. We still postponed, nobody goes to the have hospital that week. So there are there are occasional instances, with this and other disease, in Ijwhich a second attack may oc- guess, except that since then he|cur. And there's also the chance, has said couple of times,/that one attack or the other "Well, I'm glad the hernia is|/wasn't really mumps, but some- out of the way and I can quit'thing else that caused the swell- disease! However ing and soreness. Mrs, R. F., I don't know what you should do about your prob- lem--or rather your dusband's,| Maybe if you leave today's col-|°ld girl, From there on it's up to him,|UP?--N. But T assure you that So what has that to do with associate said: "Looks to me as} @ hernia Here's the story. Win- though it was time for me to} ter before last my closest asso- follow our own advice." the smart Dear Dr. Molner: "went down" on a seven-year: will she be able to umn lying around, he'll see it,/bave yg when she grows The answer thing is to have a hernia re-|whether the depends disease affecte paired before it becomes too both ovaries or only one. If on serious Early repair can be was not damaged, she could still performed more simply and|have babies. If mumps on better, If it was Crawford, don't bother to tell me." Wall At Berlin Regularly Breached BERLIN (Reuters)--The nor- mally impregnable Berlin wall Sealing off East from West is being reglarly breached -- by men with fleas, West Berliners are avid tropi- cal fish fans and to satisfy the demand for fish food, pet shops in West Berlin have had to im- port water fleas from the United States, Britain and West Germany. But they could not get enough, Lakes in East Berlin abound in water fleas so by special per- mission of the East German government and on payment of certain fees, West Berlin "wa- ter flea catchers" are allowed through the wall with their buckets to return with them brimming with water flea fish food: Normally, West Berliners are not allowed into East Berlin. | Defends Cult Of Beatlemania : SYDNEY, N.S.W, (Reuters) Beatlemania does no harm to teenagers and may even do some good, says Dr, E. A, Dav- ies, senior lecturer in psychol- ogy in the University of New South Wales, He says that the Beatles sing about -what every girl wants-- to be worshipped. Listening to the Beatles' mu- sic, he explains, reduces sexual frustrationand adolescent ins hibitions. For girls, it is a substitute for a boy friend, Beatlemania, therefore, does some good to |teen-agers, says Davies. "The girls want to be put up Dear Dr. Molner: Can @ per-/on a pelestal son have mumps twice in both ped and worshipped on has it again, but tells me-.a_ person can have it only once.--W. M. M by thé males and they feel that they are achieving this when listening to the Beatles." George! Td like a highball and just a little less of her eyeballs." "At both tables the ace of-