The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

SS an { OuesTons you & THOSE You TAINLY ME WHENIVAS BUSY] 1BEOOO ice TO ANSWER LI'L ABNER IM JUST SITTING HERE PHILOSOPHIZING i THE BACK OF oo HIG OWN NECK? LIZ Hf HAVE YOU TRIED r gr gle ll Tomene amscn> EVER GET6 TO.SEE |" REAL F, 7 GOOD-BY;, YOU PROTEST- 'waa SONK S/NKINK BUMS = GO SINKIN THE OCEAN, WITH YOUR GUITARS AND DRUMS ff -- WE KNOW YOULL BE HAPPY IN THE HEW HESS HAYIT THEY RUN THINGS /N HEY RUN AROUND SCRIMMING == "THE HENEMYS RIGHTS YOU DUN'T HAVE TOWORK-- ° BUT THEY HAVE TO FEED YOU-_ ¥ EVEN /F LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD THEY NEED YOULT --scalp THE LONE RANGER WELL, PID TWO GET THINGS PATCHE? UP 7 BUZ SAWYER THE GIANTS SECRET AGENT X9 M-MR. CHANDGR/ AND..PHIL CORRIGAN, IGN'T IT? OH, PLEASE, I-I CANT STOP NOW IM IN A TERRIBLE HURRY / JANE ARDEN rae pe))\ Coats ih | i vi DAY HE GRANDMA MICKEY MOUSE MUGGS AND SKEETER 'YOU WON'T » KNOW} WHEN I SEE ANYONE AT THE FRONT DGOR WITH A SUITCASE I CHASE 'EM AWAY / THAT GETS RID OF SALGSMEN eax AND RELATIVES,' » y A b ad ] | hey MY ALLOWANCE... =, S WELL, I'M DUE AT THE STUDIO FO ANT 10 ee ATOAM.,., IF I'M FREE AT 8 ALM, TOMORROW MORNING?. © King Fomtwree Syadinate, lon, (966. World right reserved B WELL, wy ig iT THAT 2] EACH TIME YOU GIVE ME] TO THIS ADDRESS AND GIVE THEM THIS CARD, ~ I HAVE TO LISTEN y TO A LECTURE ABOUT MONEY? 25¢ 18 ALLOWANCE ,.. HE OTHER 25¢ 16 FOR LISTENING TO THE LECTURE! YOU'LL FINS OUT, TIME TO' GO HOME NOW, YOU'LL NEED A GOOD NIGHT'S TELEVISION Channel 1}--Hamiiton Channel 9%--Toronto Channel &--Rochester Channel 7--Buffaio Channel 6~--Toronte Channel 4--Buffale Channel 3--Barrie Channe: 2--Buttale 5:00 PLM. li--Family Theatre 8--Superman 7--Cheyenne 6--Passport 3--Atom An 2---Mike Douglas 5:30 PLM, O-Leeve it Te Beever é--Music Hop 3---Hawaiian Eye 4:00 P.M, 7--Twilight Theatre 6--MeHales Navy &--News, Sports with Chuck Healy 6:30 PLM, VN--Family Theatre Me, ¢ |1--News 4--New Weether end Sports @--Huntley-Brinkiey Nw ows Across Comede 7:00 P.M, Farmers' Daughter 9--The Munsters S--Littleet Hebe ¢--News, Weether Boor's 4--Forest Rangers 3--Green Acres 3--Huntley-Brinkiey 7:30 P.M, -Candid Camera Wi--Donna Reed 68--Daniei Boone 9-1--Batman 4@--Hogen's Heroes 4--The Munsters 3--The Adams Famity 6:00 P.M, 11--12 O'clock High 9---Camp Runamuck 7--~Gidget 63--News Special 4-Giliigan's isiand $:30 P.M, %--its Your Move 6-2--Political Humor 7--Double Life of Henry Phyfe 4--My Three Sons 9:00 PM, 11--The Saint 9--Branded ?--Bewitched &3--| Dream ef Jeannie 4+--Movie 9:30 PLM. Let's Sing Ovt %--Peyton Press +-3--Telescope To Adventure | it 10:00 P.M. 12:08 NOO 11--The Mery Griffin thew *4-2--Dean Martin Show \ f.0The Baror #-2--Jeopardy | 6A Man Called J--Money Movie |. Shenandoah 4--Luncheon Oste | 3--Dangerman 4---News ond Weether | 10:30 P.M, | 2The First Person &-Pepeye end Pete 11:00 P.M. | 12:15 P.M, | 1967-6431 howe, or of the Mewes Sperts | 12:30 PLM, | | | 11:18 PLM, |ll--Noon Time 4--News, Weather, Sports| 9--Soupy Sales | Johnny Carson 8-2--Post Office | Ta-Movie | &4--Search For Tomerrew 11:38 PLM b--Heendey Report B-Movie 12:45 P.M. 8&--Johnny Carso 64--Gulding Light Te 1:00 PLM, A 11.35 P.M ii thaktes , 9--Morning Star 11:40 PLM, &--Dialing For Dollars, i ° Girl Talk | Pierre Berton ., 12:30 A.M. ++ | TmBen Casey Weather + 4--Meet The Millers rts 3--Movie FRIDAY | 2--PDQ j 8:00 A.M. 1:30 PLM, | é--Captein Kengeres %--James Beard Show | 8.30 A.M | @4--As The World Turns 9--T.V. University 24--Let's Make a Deal li--Albert J. Steed 2:60 P.M, | 9:00 A.M, | --Kids is Peaple | 9%~Romper Room | 7- Conticase} | hh Deters or Women ta +4--Password LOG %--Toronto Today 4é--Luncheon Date 4--You and Your Family! 6-2--Days ef Our Lives 9:30 AM. | 2:15 PLM. 9--Meta | Deer Charlotte 4--Love of Life _ 2 llen_T : M, -- 10:00 AM | ¥--Peopis in Conrite -- 1 o4--The iy ek re ee 6--Meta 4--Zane Grey Theatre | é--Linkletter's Party 3:00 P. %--Fractured Pir: ; O8--Another wW. 10:30 A.M, |11--Ed Allen |8-2--Concentration | 7--Donna Reed | 4-The McCoys 63--Friendly Giant --Benacel 1 3:30 P.M PM. l--Funny Company tite Your sheve 8--You Den" Say Show 10:45 A.M, &3--Chez Helene | eee 11:00 A.M, b-Hdge of Might 11--Mike Douglas j | @--Mr. Ana Mra, 4:00 PLM, 8-2--Morning Star 9--} | Love Lucy 7--Supermarket Sweep | 6--The Match | |é-3--Butternut Square 4--Andy of Mayberry 4--Becret 11:28 AM. 2--Merv Griffin * |@3--Across Canada 4:30 P.M, 11:30 A.M, 'l--Super Car %--Abracadabra | 9--Movie 8-2---Paradise Bay J--Barly thee | 7--Dating Game 63--Razzie Dartie agnhted +43--To Tell The Truth Ac coeall 6-3--Worlds in Contrast Storm 2-8--Mickie Finn's 4--Dick Van Dyke Show 4--The 4Thirty Club ACROSS 8. Voided 21, Las ae ICA peal te 1.In flight escutcheon conian . FIMninivMEAIRICINIS 6. Expenses 4. Right to sub- uate (33 TIEIA 11, London vote division O1S IMIOIS|I 1S) motor truck 5. Son of 22, Tar- ARMAS | ABOTE 12, Of a region Odin nish 'oo BIgte 13. Tooth 6, Cavities 23. Wing- AN OIctaID 14, Asiatic 7, Danish like SIAIV v plant money part EVIE TRY BBAINTTIRIA 15. "Loat 8. Dotted 25.Strife {Ue : Chord" with stars 26, Before . finale 9.Appendage 27. River Yesterday's Answer 16. Spanish 10, Sleigh in 36. Gem "yes" 16, Compass Spotland 37.Sand hil 17. Old times point 31, Puts out 40. Poi base 18. Gladden 19, Exclama- 32. Thallium: 41, Wieked 21. City in tion sym. 42, Pare Nebraska 20. City of the 34, Moth 44, King 24, Planted Mayo Clinic 35. Knocks 45. Posed 28, Island of song ' 2 {3 [4° JS Y © |7 {8 {9 [lo 29. Concern 30, Expunge " YY Ne $2. Proverb- jally, a '3 Yy'* crowd 4 > 33, Deport S "A yy" as Traian aver WAZA® |° | 1 1" YA $0. Stair LMM Yr 25 LL) 43. Venezuelan Y river cy 45. Stick or , YY, as staff Ev) 3 77732 ty 46.TV game show group V7 34 47. Bagle's nest Y Mf 4 UYLD 48. Weavers' 35 [36 (37 V/7738 Y av [40 [4t [42 reeds Y 49. Chant a3 44 V7 48 merrily Y) DOWN 46 Vl 47 1. Crimean GZ river 4o 49 2. Come into | sight HUBERT i IN THE ' CAR- Sa eee 4 ms S Nor V/ OH, You FOOL! ccotame Pr he ty Winpals 5-19 "ie th ht 1/ HONESTLY! I 1 FIRST HE LOSES i £ °4,| HISHAIR, NOW - i HES LEFT HIS rigs oe A Of M i ; iF - i teste oe ee De i rr aon Le Set oH 8 'YOUR HEALTH Honesty Is ~ | With Children By JOSEPH G, MOLNER, MD, Dear Dr. Molner: My son is to enter a hospital shortly after |his sixth birthday for examina- jtion of his kidneys, and I un- |derstand the procedure is quite _| uncomfortable. He is an espenially loving and 'sensitive child. How should I prepare him for his hospital stay? Must I lie, or be perfectly honest when he asks if it will hurt? So far we have tried to jteach him that the best things jare not always the most pleas- j ant. Should one parent or the other be with him constantly, or would we be more in the way |than helpful? | The hospital is 25 miles from }our home. Grandma said she'd |help-us if needed, but we don't |want our boy to be so babied |that he will think this is some- | thing to be terribly upset about. | |--R. G. | I wish more people would ask | themselves such good questions | before a child goes to the hos- ipital for the first time. | One thing is certain: Don't lie jto a child! Jf he asks whether lit will hurt, the true answer is that things will be a little un- | comfortable, but won't be what you can really call hurting. It }might help if you can think of | something that worried him in ber how worried you were when you had your first haircut? And jthen you found it wasn't any- thing to be afraid of." At six, he can understand if }you tell him--and this is quite true--that thousands of chil- | dren, many much younger, have had similar tests. If they can do it, so can he | Most. six-year-olds will re- spond to an appeal to pride: {That you want him to act like ) | the past, like, "can you remem-| 'Jed ja big boy, because you know he can do it. One thing I certainly would do: Take along some toy or trinket. of which he is fond or proud. It may be a stuffed ani- jmal, a picture book, a toy pis- jtol, or a cowboy hat. It doesn't ;matter much what, so long as |he likes it very much. It's something for him to hang onto | when he feels scared or lonely-- jnot a lot of toys,-but one fa- vorite article. I will leave it to the doctors | to decide whether it will be bet- ter for you to stay with him jall the time, or whether' they'd rather you did not. Usually the answer will be that it is for you to get the little fellow set- jtled in the hospital, and used Now the only way to buy WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT ..popular, modern dime pack CHEWING GUM Ree ics AM... catty $ & He x You get more to enjoy in the convenient Dime Pack of Wrigley's Spearmint... more of thet fresh flevour and lively taste! THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thumdey, Mey 19, 1966 23 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' individuel Championship Play) Neither side vulnerable. North dealer. NORTH gksve 4. sores EAST LOL. Not LOL No.8 542 73 @K1i098 02532 $4K9873 Qs ST gone : AQ108 Sires 65 E108 The bidding: thu" Opening lead--Queen of dia- monds. In 'tournament circles you hear a lot of stories told by ex- perts about their strange ex- periences against the so-called Little Old Ladies: They are the composite, largely -- fictional characters who play in bridge tournaments and sometimes manage, in their own sweet way, to wreak havoc against the masters, | One of the best of these stor- ies goes back to the time years ago when the two Little Old Ladies, bubbling with excite- ment, sat down to play against a couple of celebrated life mas- ters in a national pair cham- pionship. It was not really surprising that, as soon as the bidding was over, Little Old Lady No. 2 (East) led the queen of dia- monds out of turn. The tournament director was called and he ruled correctly that South could cali the lead of any suit (that was the rule in those days) or treat the dia- mond queen as an exposed card. South thereupon asked for a club lead from West, but Little Old Lady No. 1, somewhat em- barrassed, stated that she didn't have a club to lead Having se- lected his penalty, even though West could not comply, declar- er had no additional rights, and Little Old Lady No. 1 was told jthat she could now make any lead she wanted to. She shrewdly opened a' low diamond, knowing that her part- ner had the queen. East won the trick with the jack -- the queen was back in her hand -- and returned a club, the suit West had said she had none of. West ruffed and led another low diamond, which East took with the queen. Another club ruff resulted in South's going down one, much to his dismay. All over the room everybody was making either four or five spades, while our expert South was the only declarer to be de- feated in four spades, The moral of the story is not entirely clear, but South is much more careful these days when he plays against Little Old Ladies, SALLY'S SALLIES |to it--and then absent yourself. Your presence most likely would scare him, by implying \that it's so important you have jto be with him during the ac- jtual examination. | Do things matter-of-factly, If jyou try too hard to reassure him, he may get upset. If you take the experience calmly, he | will. | Remember also that wards in |most hospitals are geared to make a child's stay pleasant, I? he can be out of bed, there of- ten is a playroom or game room. Nurses and aides try to jkeep a little patient occupied. And quite often he finds a new friend as a room mate. | Dear Dr. Molner: I am a }man, 35, with a borderline her- jnia. Is it all right for me to | bowl?--L. S. I see no objection. However, if that, or any type of exercise, jcauses the hernia to enlarge |temporarily, or causes any dis- |comfort in the groin, be wary. | The greatest danger for a her- nia of this kind occurs from lifting or straining that causes a marked increase in pressure inside the abdomen. This does not occur from bowling. | tehninanemntatipatinianenene sane