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weenesaey, Mey xD, 1v08 WELL, AT LEAST IF YOU SY 25 «THE OSHAWA Times, Helge gt USUAL FIGHT DRESSED FOR IT! ; ; , ee : "4 BRIDGE - By B. JAY BECKER (Top record-holder im Masters' Individuel Championship Pley) North dealer. North-South vulnerable, HELLO -HELLO, DONALD? THAT'S FUNNY, HE HUNG UP? ON ME! = BY THE WAY WHAT ARE you GOING AST 1 JUST CALLED TO MAKE SUR WELL LAX TOOTS. I'M ENROUTE! o/s 4 INROUTE TO THE PRISON, ONE OF THE GUARDS DELIGHTS IN SLASHING AT ae eee THE FIRST TIME, HE OPENS BRITIGH TRENCHES TO NEWGPAPERMEN . br Paes REPORT THE WAR AS IT Y 1S.,.UNCOLORED BY PROPAGANDA . | Opening lead--nine of dia. monds. | Bridge is an easy game--pro- fided you keep on making the right bid and the right. play at jthe right time. Mostly, the right bids and plays can be figured out; the hard part is to play flawlessly, bid after bid, play after play, and hand after hand, Take this deal played by Em- ma Jean Hawes in the national Masters Pair championship the year (1958) she won the event with Dr. John W. Fisher as her partner Mrs. Hawes was declarer at four hearts. She didn't do any- thing sensational--all she did 1 |was do the right thing eac | time it was her turn. » Butobviously what Mis. Hawes did must have been very good because the other North- Souths who played the deal either didn't reach four hearts, or else failed to make it when they did, i West led a diamond. Mrs. Hawes made her first good play when she won the trick in her hand, not the dummy. She had jalready planned her entire jcourse of action, and this in- jeluded winning the diamon | with the queen, : Mrs. Hawes next cashed three top hearts. Then she ted her singleton spade and finessed the nine. Why the nine? We'll come to that in a moment, East took the nine with the queen and played the A-K-Q of clubs. Mrs. Hawes ruffed, crossed to the king of diamonds and led the king of spades through the ace. East covered, establishing the jack, and Mrs. Hawes was then able to discard a diamond on the spade jack. The bidding accounted for the triple finesse in spades. East's overcall indicated 16 to 18 points and he therefore had to have the A-Q of spades for his bid. The jack or the king play both being hopeless, the finesse of the nine offered Mrs, Hawes a chance if West had the ten. The reasoning was certainly not complicated. All it needed was a cool head at the helm. SALLY'S SALLIES ORDERED YOU TO FLY THE RANSOM NOTE TO THE SHEIKH +», THATS. \ ' ANEDS wl ASSUME | YOURE CHECKED OUT IN I; MIRA? 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MICKEY MOUSE By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Iniece is having trouble with both staph and strep germs, A Dear Dr. Molner; How does|dilate and ease the stricture 'friend told me these were Set uotin suusre esophagitis start? I had it and/may be necessary before the caused by filth and dirt, yet the | 4-Green Acres 4+--Andy of Mayberry b--Razzie Dazzle Tam still: on a bland diet.-- esophagitis can be brought un- baby's mother keeps the house 9:30 P.M. 11:20 A.M 4---The 4.30 Show Mrs. N, M, der control, immaculate. What do you a. ind aed Betiibdboudl betas The esophagus--or guilet -- is} 1) the more ordinary cases,|think?--Mrs, N. G nd act exten tome eatment In" Renera" follow Im in favor of goed hou y jthat used for peptic ulcers; | ; : ' throat to the stomach. bland, soft diet, and antacids, | Keeping, but you can't sweep When it becomes inflamed, # Ha naan out germs. Your young niece If a specific cause can be g we call it esophagitis.|getermined, then the proper|picked up the germs some- M>M-M, BOY./ALL THE | FOOD |S PIPING HOT AND LOOKS DELICIOUS; GRANDMA/ THis] ( UGH! EVERYTHING IS STONE) GABBY..1 x COLD / > "in, fo DOWN 13. Token 1.Something 15. Row for as 18, Pieces ACROSS 1, Nominative or objective As one example which I re- MUGGS AND SKEETER JULIET JONES PA! WHAT HAPPENED ? WHATS THE MATTER? o F Tar eRizy car! comes Y [I WELL, vou WERE THE UP WHILE IM NAPPING AND! | ONE WHO OBJECTED TD HER EXERCISES HER CLAWS |} CLAWING THE COUCH ! ON MAY ia Scanian GOOD MORNING, MISS JONES, YOU WILL SEAT YOURSELF AT THAT TABLE AND ARRANGE THOSE BLOCKS INTO ANY FORM PLEASING K | 70 YOU, PERSONALLY, A\ THIS 1S THE BUILDING Hef (THAT JULIE'S IN, SKEETS, BUT THERE MUST BE ZILLIONS OF 8. Do the butterfly 9. More ra- tional 10. Rabbits 12, Across 13. Stoic philosopher 4, Dry 15. Bound 16. Mongol 17. Vouch- safe 19. Argon, for one 20, Uttered 23. Tardier 24. Twig 25. Views 26. Posture . Printers' measures . Task . Norse god 30. Kind of opera 31. Bleak 34. Entangle 36. Plunge 37. Summer ermine 38. Like some chicken 39. Belong- ing toa pe Junker out . Speaker's 19. Reap- tales ing . India weight 20, Often . Conver- cuffed, sational or sound turned . Gloss up . Scepter 21, Fees . Anger 22. Mast 8. Garage 24. Quit employee 26. Persian 9. Distress potentate call 28. Charges 11. Baloney 30. Cachet 36, Beagle 38, Exist 1 72 5 7 & WN ZY 1B cently mentioned, although not | by name, children only too often | Manage to get hold of and swal- | low lye, paint brush cleaner or some similar caustic. Esophagitis is too mild term to apply to the original | burns from such a caustic, How jever, as the area heals, there joften will be a stricture. The {scar tissue draws the tissues |tighter, partially closing the | esophagus. | Then the normal passage of food past this stricture becomes irritating. This irritation and jaccompanying inflammation is | the sort of condition which we can rightly call esophagitis. That is scarcely the only |cause. There may be ulceration, jor there may be some fault in the 'development of the esopha | gus, just as there may be such ja developmental fault in any | part of the hody--a 'congenital hip,"" an inborn heart defect, and so on. Finally, hiatal hernia, which I have discussed rather frequently in this column because it occurs so often, can cause esophagitis. In that case, jthe hiatal hernia permits a backwash of stomach acids up into the esophagus. The esopha- gus is not designed to tolerate these digestive juices, so irrita- tion--esophagitis--results, In severe cases, such as from | oeustte or corrosive chemicals, a long series of treatments to treatment is to correct it, But | where or from someone, and if the exact cause is not appar the cleanest person in the world ent, or cannot be cured by di- : rect attack, then the bland diet | Still can harbor germs, Just for- and antacids to counteract; get what the woman said juices from the stomach are the' Dear Dr, Molner: I am 42 and best way to ease the irritation./have had sickle cell anemia I presume you have had anisince 1961. The doctor says it | x-ray study of the upper diges-|can't be cured. I have lots of tive tract. |cramps and am nervous all'the ltime and keep wondering if: it Dear Dr. Molner: My baby! is cancer.--R.L.B. : : No, sickle cell anemia is not cancer. It is, however, one:of the many diseases for which no cure has yet been found. 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