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THE OSHAWA TIMES, Friday, July 8, 1966 BRIDGE By 6. JAY BECKER {Top record-holder in Masters' Individue! Chompionship Play) BIDDING QUIZ You are South, neither side vulnerable. The bidding has been: South West North East a 26 Dble Pass ANY VOLUNTEERS 10 Go BACK AND LOOK FOR SCOTT? THE MORE I TALK THE REIL OET THE Y WELL, USED TO THINK MO} PEELING IM A WOMAN! HOW DOES IT FEEL. NOW THAT YOURE 1 WAS A MAN.., TUBES, ABLE 12 TALK, WIRES AND TRANSISTORS,,, BUT A MAN, BUT NOW... SIR, I MADE A WEAD COUNT Ae 4 . : AND BUODY @ U i SCOTT 1S vit MISSING, stl aati yy ua What would you bid now with each of the following four hands? | 1, Spades: A-Q-7-5-4; hearts: A-7-3; diamonds: K-5; clubs: Q-9-2 2. Spades: K-Q-J-9-8-2; spades: J-6-4; diamond: 6; clubs: K-Q-5. 3. Spades: A-Q-J-5-3: hearts: A-K-J-5; diamond: --; clubs: K-J-4-2. 4. Spades: hearts: K-Q-5; clubs: K-Q 1, Pass. There is no good rea- son to override partner's busi- ness double and we should pass in the expectation of inflicting a two or three trick defeat. The K-x of trumps are especially valuable in conjunction with our perfectly normal opening bid. Even a four trick penalty is not out of the question, since the East hand must be worthless. 2. Two spades. There is quite a difference between this hand, which is not worth much on defense, and the preceding hand which had all-around values and could be expected to take four or five tricks defensively. In the present case, we can hardly expect to take more than la trick to two against a dia- |mond contract, and we therefore have an obligation to protect North, who assumes from our opening bid that we can con- |tribute at least three defensive tricks. Ours is not really a mini- |mum opening bid, since we can expect to take six tricks with spades as trumps, but, from the standpoint of defense, we are well below par. The best way of showing that the opening bid was based primarily on of- fensive values is by bidding two spades. 3.Three diamonds. Here we are certainly entitled to think that two diamonds can be de- feated, but, even so, it would be wrong to pass. The fact is that North has no idea that we Ly <A AN have such a powerful three- --% # suited hand, and we can now TELEVISION LOG |__ sige Ee dene OTHER- IN-LAW, This picture bid should assist STRONG partner greatly in finding the best game or slam contract. The Ronn BHR I-PEEL SORRY FOR THE OUMBY ".. OEFPENGELESS /: pane THERE'S ONE MOSQUITO THAT eter Wik NEVER ia PA Ste A-K-J-1-0-9-6'3; diamonds: 3; AT THAT MOMENT--IN THE. CARGO HOLD OF A TRANSATLANTIC JET-- A STARVING STOWAWAY--- NATCHERLY/" YO' lS TOO WHUT DO IT BUSY, SAY? --AH DEE-LIVERIN' CAIN'T TH' MAIL J" READSS IT'S ADDRESSED TO *THE MOST HONEST MAN IN TH' WORLD'-- THE WIND'S SURE MAKING /T HARD TO 'S TREE FROM Baal fame 22 7 au WE CUT [T ~~ DONT LET /T 7 . 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Here also you can expect to beat two dia- monds, but again there arises the obligation to override part- ner because of the unusual na- ture of our hand, For practical purposes we have to assume that four spades can be made ALL RIGHT NOW. with 100 honors, and that two diamonds cannot be beaten enough to offset this. Furthermore, there isa chance for a slam if North has two aces, and this distinct pos- sibility cannot be ignored. It should be remembered that partner's double is a suggestion, not a command. 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Sih | ; A 'YOUR HEALTH | Discs Degenerate | Nerves Get Pinched By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, M.D. MICKEY MOUSE ° 4:00 PLM, 11--Professional Wrestling %--After Four | 7--Championship Bowling 8:30 PLM. Man From UNCLE | %--A GoGo 7--Addams Family 2--Sing Along With Mitch 63--Get Smart 4--Hopan's Heress TRUCK LEFT TRACK -»- TILL LITTLE LEROY Dear Dr. Molner My x-rays|support and thus relaxes the| ¥ Pz, y// OUR PLAN To TAKE My 4 3] BABY BROTHER OVER TO 2) "gy PUT GRANDMA INA HAPPY! &. | COOKIE-GIVING MOOD WAS GOING REAL GOOD. YAWWNED A COUPLE __, OF TIMES... ~ =v t NY Mi, ,¢ ..WHICH MADE HER DROWSY AND)" ph SHE FELL ASLEEP' --_ \ Seas J ~ 9:00 P.M, 9--Movie Y--Honey Weet é--Movie ACROSS 1, Shatter 6. Insipid 2. Female horse 3. Measure é--Cousin Bill | 4--Lassie 11:00 A.M, #2--Top Cat 26, An- thro- poid 330 PLM, | 9--Wide World of Sports 4----Golf 2-3-6-8--Basebal! | 4:0 | I ~~ Fr} Gate Oss reveal a degernation of the cervical interertebral discs. 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