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Kind of bay window YG G4 . Eagle's Lk nail . Apologetic expression 23 . Sacred pictures - Negative votes . "Let it atand" DOWN - Volcanic rock 2. Cain's brother 3. Blackbird of Europe 4, Plait WHATS HUBERT? HE SAID HE WAS TAKING FREDDIE FOR A SHORT WALK KEEPING a FREDDIE! Iz STOP BARKING, eA Mental, Physical Exhaustion | Follow Edinburgh Festival By CAROL KENNEDY EDINBURGH (CP) -- "Doing" the Edinburgh Festival as tourist or critic is a physical and mental endurance test un- paralleled in the world of cul- ture, There is so much of it. The --|feast of music and drama is so vast and rich, one is liable to get mental indigestion after a few days and be forced to go on a diet. Dashing from one show to another up and down the steep, cobbled streets of Scotland's hilly capital taxes the lungs and limbs of a sub- way - conditioned visitor from London. As festivals go, it has the lot. Salzburg in the Austrian Alps may have a prettier setting, al- though Edinburgh is majestic. Bavaria's Bayreuth is tops for the Wagner addict. But only Edinburgh attempts to cover the whole field of artistic en- deavor in three weeks--grand opera, jazz ballet, classical and modern drama, painting, revue, chamber music, mime, puppets, folk song, you name it. , And only Edinburgh has the Fringe, the unofficial festival with a student flavor that ex- tends the organized program by more than 50 per cent and often harbors gems of undiscovered talent. Edinburgh was the first Euro- pean city to inaugurate an arts festival in the grim, grey years of post-war reconstruction. It is the biggest festival in Europe-- perhaps the world. Tf you tried to cover, even a cross - section of one day's events, it could take you 14 hours -- not counting the lec- tures, talks by performers, or the time spent in chasing from one end of this sprawling city to the other to catch a per- formance in some outlying hall. BEWILDERING VARIETY On a typical day of the 1966 Festival. which runs to Sept. 9, one could choose between no fewer than 75 different plays, concerts, poetry readings, re- vues, "happenings," art exhibi- tions; movies and Scottish ceilidhs, Supposing you siaried ai ii a.m, with a string quartet play- ing Beethoven and Berg, you might then drop in on a group of writers discussing» their works, catch a showing of the 1931. German film Madchen in Uniform, attend a matinee of the dazzling University of Southern California production, John Brown's Body, a verse drama on the American Civil War. In the evening you could try The Burdies, a broad Scots translation of an Aristophanes comedy; watch Max Adrian give an uncanny impersonation of George Bernard Shaw in a 24-hour one-man show; listen to the Moscow Radio Orches- tra playing Tchaikovsky or look in on Laurence Harvey in a much-praised production of The Winter's Tale. Or, wrapped firmly against wind and icy rain, you could perch high above the city to watch the military tattoo, a brilliant blend of tartans and scarlet uniforms, precision marching, massed bands and bagpipes, heart-stopping motor- cycle stunts, all carried out un- der dramatic floodlights against the misty ramparts of Edin- burgh Castle. Around midnight, after a thick steak in some cosy ta- vern, you might finish the day at a satire show or Fringe re- vue. EUROPE NEEDS POWER European members of the Or- ganization for Economic Co-op- eration and Development ac- count for 60 per cent of the en- ergy used in the world. THE OSHAWA TIMES, Js Seturdey, September 3, 1966 BRIDGE By B, JAY BECKER (Top record-holder in Masters' FAMOUS HANDS East dealer, Neither side vulnerable. Opening lead--nine of hearts, This hand goes back many years and arose in @ duplicate pair game, where the prime con- sideration is to get a better score than other pairs who play the same hand. The bidding occured as shown. West, having paid his card fee, felt entitled to bid whenever the mood moved him, The spade bid is hard to ex- plain, but the double of five clubs, seemingly incomprehen- sible, actually made some sense. -- The hand was played in the days when there was no 50- point bonus for making a dou- bled contract, West reasoned that the opponents would go on to a slam if he passed five clubs, and he hoped, by doubling to slow down the bidding, He also realized that if the contract was redoubled, no harm would come to him even if declarer made an overtrick. Five clubs redoubled with an overtrick would come to 900 points, while a slam in clubs (undoubled) would come to 920 points. Minus 900 points was obviously better than minus 920 points, But declarer also appreciated the situation when he was dum- my. Making six would not com- pensate for the lost slam. So South initiated a plan to make seven and thus: overcome the loss of the slam. : He ruffed the heart lead with the king and played a trump to the eight. He then ruffed a heart with the ace. Still needing three entries to dummy to accomplish his South led a low diamond finessed the seven. He then ruffed the last heart to complete the dummy reversal diamond he drew three rounds of trumps on which he discarded the J-10-2 of spades. It is true that West could have stopped declarer from making seven by playing the nine on the first diamond | but who in the world want to spoil such an excellent story? Little Old Lady Toured Taverns VANCOUVER (CP)--A_non- drinking, non-smoking old-age pensioner chose the beer parlor beat to collect for the Associa- tion for Retarded Children--and she loved it. Clara McGilp chose the ta- vern "because they didn't tell me where to go." "T figured that if the Salva- tion Army can go into these places I could do the same thing for the retarded children. "I'm: not a drinker or a smoker but they treated me like a queen." Mrs. McGilp canvassed al- most every beer parlor in town, averaging $4 in silver per pub, She did her collecting in the afternoon. "It's a little scary at night." Calls Threaten Magistrate SOUTHAMPTON, Ont. (CP)-- Bruce County magistrate 0. C. McCledis says he has been threatened by an anonymous phone caller for giving stiff fines for law infraction in re- sort areas. In 46. recent cases he im- posed fines totalling $2,825 and averaging more than $50 each, During the court session he said an anonymous caller had told him to "lay off.' Most of the infractions occurred at Sauble Beach on Lake Huron.