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18 THE OSHAWA TIMES, Saturday, June 24, 1967 BRIDGE By B, JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) North dealer. Neither side vulnerable. T's SORRY, SIR, 11'S ABouT NK OU, SIR. AND L DIDN'T MEAN 10 BE RUDE Jus \ NOW WHEL YOU A , SAWYER WHO WHEN YOU MISTOOK ME" FOR A MRS. WAS LOSTAT SEA. TM CURIOUS, WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME ABOUT HERE BUZ SAWYER NORTH YOU GOT A SHARP KNIFE LITTLE LADY? 2 weer EAST 'oo 4109876 e-- #109643 109832 O64 AQIIN432 «= SOUTH @K42 @AITE2 @KIT &EKS The bidding: WHO.,.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING } HERE? JANE ARDEN Opening lead monds. Let's say you're declarer at six notrump and West leads a diamond which you win with the queen. Making the slam ap- pears to be highly perfunctory, but when you lead the king of hearts West shows out, and when you then lead the ace of spades West shows out again. This is surely a strange ket- -- ten of dia- [ STALLING WON'T GET YOU AH DEMANDS A DEFINUT ANSWER/? | ANYWHERE! MEAN IT, DRUMM! I'M PHIL CORRIGAN, FBI AGENT. THEY'VE BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR LITTLE RACKET... THATS WHY CS THEY SENT ME DOUG CR( .. Sing LI'L ABNER SECRET AGENT X9 ee, / BURKE! S o fentores Syndicate. Inc, 1967. Werld vighte reserved. ime Fs SKYLARKS _ Swinging FIREBIRDS Sef TH SEE THEM ALL AT "THE TRADING POST" CLIFF MILLS MOTORS LTD. SUMMER HOURS: Mon. to Thurs. 8 a.m. to 9 p.m. Fri. 8 a.m, to 6 p.m. Sat. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. The Family Set PONTIACS BUICKS BEAUMONTS JULIET JONES MICKEY MOUSE I HATE TO MISS TWINKy COMPLAINes «ee AN' YOU DO YOUR WORK REAL GOOD+ BUT COULDN'T YOu START GETTIN' UP EARLIER? HI, GRANDMA / UH, JUST A MINUTE TILL, T GET A MIRROR OUT OF MY PURGE MY BACK YARD My NECK IS KINDA STIBF TODAY =a]. 'CAUGE I FELL ASLEEP AND SNOOZED ALL LAST NIGHT IN A LAWN CHAIR IN HATS THE MATTER, wi nett BAA BELIEVE IN SIGNS T [THAT'S RIGHT..PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE IT... WELL, YOu'RE NOT TAKING THOSE THAT'S ENOUGH... YOU WIN! 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Poly- measure 1, Joker nesi 17, Greek 8, Name- deity Yenterday"s Answer letter sakes 31, Throws 19, Legislative ofa 82. Atrip: 43, Hodge- assembly; Gershwin naut. podge abbr. 9. Aviators 34. Each 46, Torme or 20, Ovum 10. Court 35. Disem- Ferrer 22. Pecks game barked 48, Downing 24. Gunflint 14, Birds 38, Titan Street State; 18, Early 41, Scarlett number abbr, fratricidal O'Hara's 60, "------ 25, Small victim home fl cut 27, Niche ! 3 [4 Oma) 29. Not deep 31, One of " 74" Islands 3 + Te 33. Fresh- r Wie ray 7 duck 4 b- 36, Cry of 20 21 22 3 pau A 26 Vat oe 37, Breathing organ 39, Resort ct) 30 Y4y 40, Place 42, Exchange Br [Be Y premium 44, At 'oat Y 37 3% home a6 4 7 45. Thailand '* > 444 47.8 d 49, Wading bed Y, 47 phe 49 50 i 51, Relative ba 52, Kind of rock a "ZS 53. H ized tle of fish to have West show out of two suits, especially when it places the slam in jeopardy, so you begin to think of ways and means of overcom- ing the extraordinary distribu- tion. You started with what ap- peared to be 13 tricks, which were quickly whittled down to 12 and then to 11, and now you must try to get back to 12. It looks impossible, all right, but, if you consider the problem logically, you are bound to come up with the winning line of play. ' The first thing to do is cash two more diamonds in order to strip East of any odd diamonds or clubs he may have, Having reduced his hand to four spades and four hearts, you lead the eight of hearts. To protect him- self, he must cover with the nine, which you win with the jack. You next lead a low heart to the queen and cash the K-Q-J of spades, ending in dummy. By this time you are down to three cards consisting of the A-7 of hearts and king of clubs, while East has the ten of spades and 10-6 of hearts, When you now put Fast on lead with a spade, as you dis- card the king of clubs, he finds himself forced to return a heart. You finesse, of course, and the result is that you make the slam. In actual fact, you eould tell as early as trick three that you would eventually make the con- tract. All you had to do was play the cards in the right order and nothing could stop you, TREE TESTED FARNBOROUGH, Eng- land (CP)--A fir tree replaced model aircraft in the wind tun- nel of the Royal Aircraft Es- tablishment in Hampshire for an unusual experiment. The forestry commission asked the scientists to test the tree to see what effect high storm winds would have on their forests, WINDOW WAS THANKS EAST CHINNOCK, England (CP)--Gunther Anton, a Ger- man glassworker from Stutt- gart, returned to this Somerset village to attend the dedication of a stained glass window he made for the church in return for the kind treatment he re- ceived while a prisoner-of-war there. SALLY'S SALLIES YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Molner: Do you think parents should make chil- dren eat? My son and his wife make their five-year-old girl eat what would be a good serving for a grownup. I've seen them heap her plate with roast beef, potatoes, green beans and slaw. She seems as though she can't swallow another bit, but she does because her father has whipped her for not eating and she is afraid not to. We don't invite them to eat with us because of this.--Mrs. D. L. There is no more excuse for making a child eat more than he or she wants than there is for forcing an adult guest to do so. But the adult, if pressed, can always say, "Look, I just don't want any more." A child of five with a whipping as an alternative, can't. Such treatment is little short ity. Naturally we can't let a child get away with eating no dinner and then filling up on cookies and candy between meals but that is a quite different matter. SEVERAL CONSEQUENCES The principal consequences of Forcing Child To Eat Little Less Than Brutal By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD of brutality. In fact, it is brutal-|, a resentful child who will rebel as soon as she is able not. just against eating but at any dis- cipline or instruction, Children remember! once more for dinner, and put on your son's plate three times what he ordinarily eats. Then insist that he clean up his plate, Or maybe I shouldn't suggest that. I don't want to disrupt a family relationship, But I do feel sorry for that little girl. Dear Dr. Molner: Would you do me a favor and write about what causes liver disease. It is important that people under- stand that it is not alone due to drinking. I have liver disease but drink nothing alcoholic. I used to drink beer every night but it never hampered my ap- petite --F. R. I've said so before. I'll repeat it. Liver disease can _ result from several things. Alcohol (probaely combined with poor nutrition in most cases, since hard drinkers often don't eat properly) is only one. Sometimes prolonged faulty nutrition is the cause, with no alcohol involved at all. Various such forcing are: A_ child trained to overeat will become! |fat and logey; digestive disturb-, ances from over - loading; fi-| nally, and perhaps worst of all,| poisonous substances can dam- age the liver greatly. And hepa- titis, which is liver disease, is caused by viruses. You might invite them over, Since my-recent answer to you, I note the results of studies at the University of Wisconsin showing that some people are allergic to pigeon dust, and 'pigeon breeder's disease' can be serious for such people un- less treated, Symptoms include fever, chest pain, chills, short- ness of breath, cough, loss of weight. Note TO M.L.M.: If aspirin causes white hair to "turn rust color," it's news to me, I sug- dresser fix your hair but ignore gest that you let your hair- her "medical" advice. Walt Disneys Snow White tne Seven Dwarfs TECHNICOLOR® Srateven' SEE IT... TODAY! 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