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BBOn IR] [Al IT} Ole us EEE Hoge oMma SINE MILE SISm 27. Puts forth 28. Spanish lady 29. The sun 37, Bone 30.Guam or 39.Stannum Malta, for 43. Virginium: instance sym, 31, Tunisian 44, Eye: GRANDMA + LISTEN To THiS,PA! HERES A \ FELLOW WITH A THEORY THAT LADIES' HEMLINES FOLLOW 'TRENDS 3 | SS a SNS MUGGS AND SKEETER HUBERT Pas 5@ . .- Opening lead - ten of hearts. You-don't see the defenders' hands when you are declarer, but as play progresses it some times becomes possible to diag- nose their exact holdings and thus play the hand to the best advantage. Here is an example of how it works. South is in five dia- monds and gets a heart lead. East overtakes the ten with the jack and continues with the ce. Declarer ruffs high and enters dummy with a diamond to lead a low spade to the queen. After the finesse succeeds, as he ex- jpected from the bidding, South plays out all his trumps to pro- duce the following position; 4 AKT Declarer hopes to find the clubs divided 3-3, but he knows that if they are not he is still sure to make the hand, There is no combination of cards that can defeat him. Accordingly, he cashes the A-K of clubs and continues with TLL BET YOU'VE GAINED- *WEIGHT, 188 POUNDS -"YOU COMPASSIONATE ANDO COURAGEOUS -YOU ARE ONE, a club to the queen. East shows out and is forced to discard a heart. He cannot spare a spade because that would pern.it de- clarer to lead a low spade to the ace and drop the king. South knows that East has the K-x of spades and king of hearts left. He realizes that East started with precisely five hearts, three diamonds, twa clubs, and hence, three spades. He therefore leads the nine of hearts and discards his los- ing club. East wins with the turn a spade, permitting South to take the last two tricks with © Kuvg Featuowe Syudioumy lan, 1967, World rights reserved the jack and ace. East scoreg two heart tricks, but no mora Artist Priest Dreams of Show | MISSION CITY, B.C. (CP)-- iFather Dunstan Massey, a 43- year-old monk who since boy- hood has filled his idle hours by painting, says he would like to hold a one-man exhibition if it didn't mean tearing down the jmonastery. | The walls of Westminster Ab- YOUR HEALTH cent of the time. find anything wrong with her. phone ring. ach trouble, Could this be from of medicine? VISITS DECREASE Visits from our children (by former marriages) are becon~ ing less frequent and the grand- children almost refuse to come. no one has the heart to tell her. really sick. recognize herself and see what she is doing to herself and Weary Husband. The heart of the problem is to know whether she is really ill or is trying to attract attention. When. "numerous doctors" have found nothing wrong, it makes me wonder whether she ever has been thoroughly ex- amined, or whether she has merely made the rounds, taking one problem to one doctor, an- other to a different one. (Some- thing wrong at times, if she has s0 many prescriptions.) Chronic Complainer Might Be Bored By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Dear Dr. Molner: Is there any Our medicine chest looks like| toms? ailment. I know some of these people must hate to hear the The present ailment is stom- a combination of so many kinds|i Of course she doesn't realize she is running everyone off, and We never know when she is then throw She is a devout reader of your, this letter, maybe she would If, after the examination her real trouble proves to be belly- achin' instead of bellyache, tell her, plainly but kindly, that she is driving her friends and loved everyone else. -- Devoted but If she insists on being "'sick"|" anyway, it would seem reason- able that she be required to stay|etable gums are the only stabil- in bed--and away from the tele-lizers or thickeners approved for phone--until she feels recoverediyse in cottage cheese (these enough to get up and do herjare ysed in many food prod- body must have found some-|s bey near Mission City in the Fraser Valley east of Vancou- ver have been covered with Fa- ther Massey's paintings, ceram- ics and other art, all on ec- clesiastical themes. "I haven't really had- the _|time to do small easel paint- ings," he said. "Most of my work fs on a big scale--walls and this sort of thing. I find this very good. I like working on a big scale." Father Massey said his work Has she gone into the hospital/"'is so integrated with the build- help for a chronic complainer?|for a really thorough checkup,|ing that it means practically My wife is one. We have been|including such possibilities as|dismantling the monastery" in married 15 years and she has|thyroid deficiency, hypo-jorder to hold a showing. had some kind of ailment 90 per|glycemia (low blood sugar), or} The priest is planning a the familiar menopause symp-|fresco of the crucifixion for y of these can bejone wall of the monastery's a drugstore with partly used|made to look like a neurosis by|temporary church. It will be 29 patent and prescription medi-|a patient who delights in relat-jfeet high by 40 feet wide and cines. Numerous doctors cannot ing her complaints. Or a psy-jcould take several years to |chiatrist might find that she has/complete. She never feels like doing any|2 depression state. Or even that} He will work with specially- housework but stays on the/She is plain bored. phone calling everyone she prepared plaster of pure lime insist on a really|and sand using a technique em- knows, repeating her current deatonnh examination, with the|Ployed by Michelangelo. physician fully informed of the| The Benedictine priest has complaints of the last 15 years|been painting ever since his and (I should think) a complete|mother gave him a roll of paper list of the medicines still injand crayons while he was con- your medicine cabinet. (If she|valescing from a childhood ill- indiscrimi-|ness. nately with her accumulation of medications, it could upset her TURNED HER COAT stomach. So could nerves.) If she genuinely needs treat-/Borz rounded up some cats to nent for something, throw out)/get rid of rats and mice that all the old medications-and stick} yj, hi ; ; i to what the doctor prescribes. Plagued his chickens in this Al THROW OUT BOTTLES If she doesn't have anything physically" wiong; female cats in his attic peace- out the old medicine bottles|ornhaned in the campaign. MORI, Italy (AP)--Olimpio pine town. After the pussy posse had done its work Borz reported he found one of the fully nursing two baby mice looking for help--church, can- cer pads, Red Cross, etc. self in your letter is doubtful. . let's hope. Note to Mrs. S.; Common veg- ucts), Therefore your worries Self-centered persons like thisjare groundless. Variations in are often bored. Suggest she dojcooking of the curd can change (prefer- not around sick people). 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