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THE OSHAWA TIMES, $9 Tuesday, September 5, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) South dealer. Neigher side vulnerable, NORTH 4964 WKIT eden AQ & KQI85 73 ss Sioess oQ17 oK642 73 &K84 soUTH A102 #AQ6 @Ass T1905 'The bidding: i South West North East 1@ 16 2 # Pass 2NT Pass 3NT Opening lead - king of spades, When to win a trick is a problem that frequently deter- mines the outcome of a hand. The holdup play, so often used in notrump contracts has lim- ited advantages unless it is ap- plied at exactly the right time to exactly the right hand. Today's hand illustrates the use of the holdup play. West leads the king of spades against three 'notrump. If South wins with the ace, he must go down. Sooner or later he is bound to lead a club and finesse, whereupon East takes the king and returns a spade to defeat the contract i | NO '68 PRICES AVAILABLE YET HUBERT ru / NOW, THEN, DooLEy, BUSINESS IS NDERSTAND 3-12-6--Luncheon Date SIR, BUT IT WAS 4--Meet The Millers EATEN UP AT THE n--movie COMPANY PICNIC! FOR THE FIRST HALF, YOUR HEALTH Dear Dr. Molner: I am a girl 16 and have had to wear glass- es since I was in the sixth grade. I would like to get con- tact lenses. My father said to ask you about safety. I know I would have to go to an eye doctor. About how much would the cost be? Some people say you have to have all the determination in the world to wear them, but I know I can.-- It was last year that I wrote about this in detail; now the questions are flooding in again. As long as you are going to an eye spegialist--and as long as you listen to what he tells you--contact lenses are safe. There are some people who just can't tolerate such lenses, and the only answer for them is to go back to ordinary glasses. The majority, however, have no trouble. It is true it takes a bit of practice to put the lenses in and take them out, but I ques- tion that remark about it requiring "all the determina- tion in the world." If it did, there wouldn't be so many peo- ple wearing contacts, FOLLOW PRECAUTIONS When you are fitted for the lenses, you will be told the pre- cautions to take: How to keep them clean; to report it at once if irritation develops; the prop- er way to insert and remove lenses; how long (approximate- ly) to wear them. Generally speaking, try to keep the. wearing time within reason. Do not expect to put them in and just leave them. That is an invitation to irrita- tion which can become decided- ly dangerous. The length of time they can be worn without Contact Lenses Safe It Instruction Heeded By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD Better fix in your mind from the beginning that you will take |care not to lose one. A lens is lso small that it is mighty hard lto find. The cost usually is in the range of $150-$200 or therea- bouts for contacts. I repeat: Pay attention and follow the instructions you receive. Safety and satisfaction depend on it, Dear Dr. Molner: We had a hot argument on the impor- tance of drinking water. One person insisted that the mini- mum requirement of six to eight glasses of water should not include coffee or tea as they are diuretics. He claimed |the coffee caused the body to rid itself of at least as much water as the cup contained, possibly more. Others held that the water in tea or coffee could be counted in the daily require- ment. We decided to ask you.-- CAN COUNT WATER Yes, you can count the water in your tea, -coffee, soup, milk, fruit juices, vegetables, etc. Coffee does have a marked jdiuretic effect in some people, not much in others. But what your friend neglects to consider is that you don't drink all this liquid just to store it up in your body. The liquid, in passing through the body, tying off waste matter. and other faces moist, 'providing perspira- tion, and so on. sjthe day's receipts at about am a newcomer to this country, serves a vital purpose in car-|from Australia,--L.A. Your body will retain whatev-/number of the county medical er fluid it needs for the blood|society in the phone book, and internal purposes,|ask for the names of two or and the rest carries on thejthree gynecologists in your other purposes: removingjvicinity. Then call one t keepi sur-|make an appointment. contact wi more gene! one trick. Declarer should realize that there can be no advantage to winning the first spade, and. he should therefore hold up the ace. The underlying purpose is to sever communication in spades between East and West. When West continues with the queen, South again is faced with the question of whether to win with the ace. This time he should, for there is no good reason to refuse the trick, but ja good reason to take it. He wins with the ace prim- arily because it assures him of the contract regardless of how the opposing cards are divided. He plans to lead the jack of clubs next and finesse, not car- ing very much where the king is located. If the finesse wins, he is cer- tain of at least nine tricks; if it loses, he is still on safe ground and will make the con- tract. This is because, if East has another spade to lead, it means that West started with four spades at most and the contract is therefore safe. But if South refuses the queen of spades, he subjects himself to defeat. West may take it into his head to shift his attack -to diamonds, in which case South winds up going down one. $10,000 Stolen At Belleville BELLEVILLE (CP) --- Two armed, masked men escaped with an estimated $10,000 to $12,000 late Friday night when they held up a department store manager on the outskirts of Belleville. Provincial police found 'Sam Mulholland, 46, unconscious and bound and gagged at the side of a road after receiving an anon ymous telephone call early today, 444 hours after the rob- bery. Mulholland, manager of the food sections of a Rite Way department store on Highway 2, told police he was walking to his car in the parking lot with 11 p.m. when he was held vp. He was forced into a car-and driven to an isolated spot about three miles west of Belleville where he was dumped from the car, Mulholland was treated at hospital and released. HAMILTON GET HELP . HAMILTON (CP)--Fifty-two top Canadian corporations have donated $275,675 to the civic theatre-auditorlum project here. The donations helped boost the money raised in a pub'ic campaign to nearly $2,- 500,000. "No, no, Mr. Montgomery (good fortune' in fortune " cookies means luck-- not kisses!" Simplest way is to find the Or, if you wish to establish a physician for | care, ask for the irritation will vary from person to person, | Dear Dr. Molner: I want to|names of internists or general have a Pap test. How do I go'physicians. They also give Pap about it? I have no doctor and tests.