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' THE OSHAWA TIMES, 17 INE LOST THE TRACKS, BWANA, " DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S GONE, Tuesday, September 19, 1967 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters? Individual Championship Play) South dealer. North-South vulnerable. MORE DECOYS AND A BEAR LICENSE! ying|the same' should receive the 'mi-|Same sentence. jus- He said it was not in the financial interest of lawyers to ask for remands because they lly,|receive only $11.25 from legal ime | aid and could make three times are/as much at other chores. BUZ SAWYER DONALD DUCK * NORTH YOUR SYSTEM I WAS AFRAID DIDN'T WORK, HERB-- BLONDIE GOT : Al NO IVEA. OF THAT. I'M GLAD ee HE GOT HID IN : DY. WEST EAS} I DIDN'T TRY $0 THATS IT! THE HOUSE OF THE || THERE, JOHNNY?) MAYBE...MAYBE a74 SPANISH DON! NDR f at 4 IT OUT ON or i, TOOTSIE @AKQ & es a The bidding: South West North East 7@ Pass : Pass Pass | BLONDIE JANE ARDEN @ King Featores Syadicate, Ina, 1967. World rights reserved Opening lead -- ace of dia- monds. It is unlikely you will ever " is < } me! és YOU'D TURN PALE,TOO, { NOT FOR LUNG | WONT BUT SNAPPITAL MEKECUTIONSR) Ma f SEEINK WHAT 'M BEJ/? | DUN'T HOBJECT PUNISHMENT -- he dealt 8 hand ae fine as this ay ec " S EEINK--MY WIFE, ¥! TO YOUR, HANGING THAT'S GUNG HOPE WILDA ANDI. one held by South. ut--jus' . } aN ¢/ PIPPLE, FRYING PIPPLE, TOO FARS', HAD OF SPENDING | |case lightning does strike an Ds ait OR SAWING HADS OFF : you jyou do get the hand, or some he PI ITS ALINING!/ THINK I'M reasonable facsimile thereof -- SAfoh '< LIKING here is a suggestion on how to ; IT? bid and play it. ? The bidding should be short and sweet. There is very little point in indulging in long and extended ceremonies on how to GOT TO DR. LYMAN, A arrive at the best contract. Ob- TRUSTED SCIENTIST AND f : SI wee viously you want to be in seven MADE HIM TURN SABOTEUR! $ | H ' ; spades, and, once you've gotten BUT WE CAN'T QUESTION , he $, f » over the shock of seeing the HIM WHILE HES j Ww. & ' ' PH (hand, you should just go ahead IN SHOCK! Wye. ; ERE SHEN | | and bid it. : The play is not quite as sim- ple as that, though it is not par- ticularly difficult. It is plain from the start that you cannot fail to make seven spades unless one of the opponents was dealt five or six hearts to the ten. i Consequently, you must as- sume that this situation exists; if it doesn't, you will not have the slightest difficulty making the tricks. In line with this, after ruffing the ace of diamonds you draw one round of trumps and stop. . ;You then cash the A-K of |hearts. After West shows out LARGE SELECTION OF '67 SHORTAGE OF ae SMART TIME lon, ) + ( GOOD USED CARS = TO TRADE rowriacs nuens enuwoNTS, | "Fhe CLIFF MILLS MOTORS Lid. | 21a TELEVISION LOG HUBERT easy the eich eee ears Sa 9-19 Dinan slam. WHAT IS IT, DEAR ? W Of course, you are slightly SOMEHOW THE OTHER SIDE SECRET AGENT X9 Channel 2--Buffale 4--Good Morning World | 7--Family Game Channel 2--Barrie 3-6-12--Cariboo Country | 4--Dick Van Dyke seco eee bg | 10:00 P.M, 3-12--Ed Allen Time YOU KNOW IVE TOLD lucky that the second heart was en | Ae en Wees SauRres YOU NOT TO CALL not ruffed, but this was one Channel é--Toronto 9--The Prisoner -- | 12 NOON ME AT Ee nh) il Channel 7--Buftalo x al abcde ihe j 11---Little People H danger you could not escape. 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MOLNER, MD _ look back at our past and e ath 7--Invaders | 11:00 A.M, 3-412--Communicate Dear Dr. Molner: Our grand-|two little white worms on the|ahead to our future with deep >) 4-Red Skelton pease aaa soMike Douglas son, an only child, has been|tissue. My mother said they are|feelings of national pride. M--Under Attack | 7---Honeymoon Race 4:30 P.M. diagnosed as "autistic." He is|from eating too much sweets.| "And I think we must take ere This Week | fay ae, 4 Woody, Woodpecker {three but does not speak. |Are they? Where do they come|seriously our responsibility, a "9:30 P.M, | 11:30 AM. Ls eeTruihcer We have never heard of this from? Can they hurt you? How|particularly Canadian responsi- ey ae ell | Us Mersiags Kerreential PP ee lalaag ORE word before. A friend told-us it;)can you get rid of them and|bility, to demonstrate to other vadahs te aks : : ial means the same as retarded. Is|how did I get them? -- Miss|nations the fact that people can Ea CROSSWORD this true? He does not look/R.S. live together in unity without retarded, is a bright-looking} They sound like the very|"niformity." ok and very beautiful child. nevi aaa ich | About 5,000 Expo visitors = We have noticed that he is peevalet pie y oc ns many of them of German S\while they won't endanger life n ' _ Fe tga ' B scsnidd reader's (ESTTAVMCIMEM |content only when left "alone|or do fas oreat bodily, harm,|descent, attended the colorful > i » ROSUSR- mark CHIN land will amuse himself for ¢, peril " ,|festival of music, choir singing 5. Spar man 19. River SITIAICIKMMAIOIRITIA i , can be itchy and annoying, can : a a 9. Boy's 2. Girl's inPer AHMMMSICIe leis) |hours by playing with one toy,|interfere with sleep, and cause|24 folk dancing on St. Helen's fx) et name name 20. Vibe ae fi : fats mnt an preferably with gadgets, things|restiessness. : Island. -- ae le 10. Wide- 3.First-rate 22, Jewish [PAINEISMMeIRI Tole] |t0 Spin and so forth. : The festival was one of sever- = 'as awake 4, Matrix month /ERISISMETIAI IN Please explain this term as EXPLAINS DEVELOPMENT al attractons scheduled at the 12. Lubricated 5, Twin 23. Flourish [ay eect mas ere] |We have not been able to find it) Where do they come from?|world's fair as. crowds contin- : 13. Lucid crystal 25. Time _ [ClojviEjcimettccte] {in a dictionary or medical book.|The worms live in the intestinal] ued to take advantage of fine 5 14, Greek 6, Con- before NIL INIE MEHIAIR ID Is there any hope?--Mrs. C.B.|tract, and lay their invisibly|weather to see as many sights GOLLY,GRANDMAS] | IF IT WASN'T FOR «THIS COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR letter federate 26. Chairs AIDIAIR MME INIDIS Saying the child 1s "autistic"/small eggs. The eggs stick tolas possible before the close of ee or THE ADDRESS AND A PRESCRIPTION / 45, aie to 7. Observe 27. Lasso Yesterday's Answer jis something less than a diag- your fingers, and you swallow|Expo in another six weeks. LE TO PosT/ 18 bi ft arinic 8. Journey 29. Glorifies nosis. Rather, it is descriptive}them--and a new crop of READ. gh aia 9. South 30. Refrain 38. Owing of his behavior pattern: He worms develops. UEENIE 17. Inter- 11 Sea sig teks 39. Ohio wants to do things his own way.| Children who are. habitually Q edhoatcnta national 15. Olymple 85, oe ee and by himself. The world!careless about not washing 3 language cintestant Shain 40. Bxene ,_ self-centred" has been applied|their hands before eating are 18.Location 48. Proof- adulterated vate to this pattern. jthe principal carriers of pin- 20, En- iets ia : 7 WORD LITTLE USED worm, but adults get them, too. countered bd 8 The t stic z| Too much sweets may be bad et. Grab 4 4 e term autistic is being) pate: 9 Y 0 ' used a bit more frequently | for your teeth and your figure Hy DiirN-ted these days, as more attention is/but won't cause any kind of 24. Tradere 12 ; Y is being paid to the behavior prob-| Worms. 26. Lath 'L lems of children, but it is hard-| P 28. Called 1+ YU Vie ly a common word and, as you) Dear Dr. Molner: T read a forth 7 Y Lae Y V say, it does not even appear a pear Pegi iy oe $1. Audience 20 some dictionaries, jcigarets uses up Calories. . SIX DOLLARS! tela) 32. Boil Li Wy It is not a synonym for|ttying to quit smoking without ea slowly a 22 Ge retarded, even though' some|Saining weight so would like to ps 33. Greek Wire cee Lode retarded children may be autis-|know about this--Mrs. M.H. Ge letter YU) UY tic. It is perhaps more likely to} Smoking does not use up calo- 34, Land "P99 7) a ee be associated with some emo-|rics. It may alter appetite, how-] "My wife had this blasted 3 A Y\ |, 2 . % ; . N $5, besa LL tional problem. jever, When one stops smoking,} thing put in here--somehow : a pe : i FZ ~ we c i Sa Strole 31 732 As ee In the case of this youngster,|what we call an "oral com-| she got the idea you were 4 My PS Y i$" Zp 37, Kind Oe OE Y I would want to have a pretty plex" or an instinct to keep the] sitting on my lap during dice [ s as: pupa 34 Y 35 Y Yas thorough examination by a|mouth busy, which is akin to tation..." J : - { A VA 39.3 MH 7/4 child psychiatrist to find out|the thumb-sucking habit, can i \ 5) rf person 37 38 YA exactly what is involved in his|have its effect. Hence, some ; & 41.G Y, attitude. Once this is done, it/smokers, when they quit, nibblejpain is as severe as you [7] i ravy | : ; 3 ; 42. Soiled 4 GY 42 may be possible to find out fruit or candy as a substitute|describe it, by all means have t ° 43. Golf what can be done to help him. (and weight increases. You havelyour doctor check you. It could mounds ag Gi Y jto watch out for that tempta-|be gall bladder trouble, but j 7 Dear DR. Molner: After|tion. there are several other possibil- ; 44, Matures | ; ( r --------e = -- ~ ~~ ~$#9° [going to a restroom I noticed' Note to Mrs. M.D.: If the ities. ' Siamiticie