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MOLNER, MD i Dear Dr. Molner: Would you,taken. They should NOT be please explain gout and uric|used in combination with some acid? I'm sure they go togeth-|other drugs. There are distinct er, but I would like to know the|drawbacks if a patient takes cause and cure, if any. You|the drugs for a time, then stops explain things in your column |and subsequently starts them so the untrained person can| again. understand it.--L.B. Heart surgery, kidney trans- Thank you. That's what I try|Plants, experiments in chemoth- to do--explain things, When my|¢tapy for cancer and other TV set won't work, I don't want|Such dramatic progress right- the repairman to give me the} history of cathode ray tubes. I just want to know what ought to be done to fix the set, and, if possible, I want to know how I should treat the machine so it will keep working. People are entitled to the same type of answers concerning health. Yes, you are right about uric in the system, it gathers in the form of urate cyratals in the joints an delsewhere, and often you have the exquisite pain of gouty arthritis. Why some people accumulate uric acid and others get rid of it in sufficient quantities is not completely understood even by the authorities on metalbolism: However, we don't have to know all the "whys' to treat gout successfully. Colchicine (and some other drugs) are effective in stopping an acute attack. PREVENT BUILDUP To prevent future attacks, we have to find some way of pre- venting this buildup of uric acid. Diet helps some, but the big advance has come roughly in the last dozen years: discov- ery of uricosuric drugs--medi-} cations which help the body dis- charge uric acid. This isn't a "cure." One has} to keep on taking the drugs (in very small quantities, however) for life. There are well-es- |fully gets a great deal of atten- acid, If too much accumulates | /tion in the news. Unfortunately, {some tremendously successful {developments in treatment of less deadly but sometimes vast- 'ly more painful ailments--like }gout!--do not receive the atten- \tion that is warranted in view jof the number of people suffer- ing from them, Dear Dr. Molner: What is "hernia of the bladder?"' Can it be cured without an operation? --Mrs. F.M. You probably have reference |to a sagging or displacement of the bladder due to stretching jand loss of tone of the tissues which support the bladder. Childbirth is the usual cause. There is no non-surgical way to, correct it, but if the situation js | THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thursday, September 21, 1967 25. BRIDGE ' By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters" Individual Championship Play) South dealer. North-South vulnerable, NORTH @KIs 9AQ102 O64 &Q10843 EAST 48 @KI @KQ100878- &I95 SOUTH 4AQ1048 98 @AI33 AT The bidding: South West North Fast 1@ Pass 2 26 2@ Pass 3@ # Pass 6 @ (!) Dble 497652 976548 o~--- K6 Opening lead--five of spades. There are players who invari< ably view their cards through rose-colored glasses, and, if we are to judge from the bidding, South was presumably a full- |fledged member of this school. | The hand occurred in a team jof four championship and South | found himself in six spades dous bled. His bidding was optimis- jtic, to say the least, but he may |have»had such an exalted opin- jion of his card play that he felt jentitled to undertake the slam. - Be that as it may, West dou- bled and led a trump. Declarer jcashed the K-J of spades, [crossed to his hand with the jace of clubs, drew all the {romps and then put West on lead with the king of clubs. |. West returned a heart, but |declarer went up with the ace jinstead of taking a finesse, im effect placing all his hopes on |the execution of a squeeze: | After he had caused the Q-10 of \clubs, this became the position; | ' } | | South | When declarer now cashed |the eight of clubs, East was un- jable to stand the pressure and the result was that South made the slam. It is interesting to note that |West could have defeated the | contract by dropping the kin of clubs on the ace. This woul have permitted East to return the king of diamonds as soon as he took the lead with a club,- and in that way break a vital- line of communication between. the North and South hands. All of which is neither here? nor there, since the fact is that- South bid a slam, made ft; and then collected 1,660 points for. the ambitious undertaking. ° Sociology For Dentists: WINNIPEG (CP) -- The tra: ditional "open wide please® education of dentists is to bs: broadened by the addition of lectures in sociology at the Uni- versity of Manitoba dental school. . The idea is to give dental stu- dents a greater awareness of the close relationship between dental health end 'ural attt | tudes. Dr. C. sSOFr of operai je a survey whi ual some dentists were yming discours aged with the lack of success in promoting preventive dentistry among low-income patients. _ One study revealed that 56 per cent of patients on welfare failed to complete a free dental care program while only one per cent of paying patients failed to complete the program. William T. DeHaney, a teach- ing assistant in the department of sociology and anthropology who came here from Jamaica in 1965, has been appointed lec- turer in sociology for undere graduate dental students. a The hope is that he will be able to show dentists how to give patients the proper moti- vation so that they will under- stand and carry through with preventive dental programs. "Health is not just a bivlogi- cal matter," Mr. DeHaney says. "We must deal with the whole man. To accomplish this we must know man's relations ship to his over-all society. .., Dental students must acquire a broader perspective." HELP DROP-INS SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (AP)== The University of California extension at Santa Cruz ig offering a course on drug edus cation "to help teachers to teach about mind-altering drugs." : severe enough to warrant it, the operation is not a serious one. | Note to Art: I doubt if your mother's steady drinking had {much if anything to do with her gall bladder touble--but she's been warned already about her liver, and continued drinking can do nothing less than ruin the liver completely. Cirrhosis. 7 WALKED INTO RECOR Capt. Robert Barclay walked 1,000 miles in 1,000 successive hours in 1809 on a daily diet of four meals which included a breakfast of roast fowl, bread tablished rules by now as to just e" these drugs should be QUEENIE and butter, a pint of ale and two cups of tea, | i ed a | aa ae ' 'How come you're not beefing .» ~~. air pollution?" -- . *