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I often get these spells when driving, especially in heavy traffic, or on hot days when I have to wait too long for a light to change My parents urge me to get my license but I have this awful fear. What do you think I should do?--D.D. I gather that you are a teen- ager. from the mention of your parents. Whether your trouble is physi- cal or psychological--it could be either--you are a menace on the road if you get befuddled in heavy traffic You don't mention whether you have these spells or sei- zures at other times. If so, then you should be checked by a phy- sician, and any physical condi- tion or disability should be re- ported to the licensing authori- ties and conceivably listed on your license, depending on the condition involved and the laws in your state. LACK CONFIDENCE If these spells are purely psy- chological, it would indicate to me that you are suffering severely from lack of confi- dence, and ought to take driver training, or more training if you already have had some. dence can make you a danger- ous driver, just as a physical disability might--dangerous to yourself and anyone else on the road. Certainly you should not be urged to take a license exam until you know what your trou- ble is. Dear Dr, Molner; Is there a presgribed diet for heart pa- Sek oie Such extreme lack of confi- b No One Should Drive If Subject To Spells By JOSEPH G. MOLNER, MD ; tients, or is each individual case to be handled separately?--Mrs. D.M. Each must be handled sep- jarately. In many cases, no spe- cial diet is necessary or helpful. |Depending on the particular iproblem, and the patient's cir- cumstances, weight reduction jmay be beneficial. Avoidance of janimal fats is often advisable. |Avoiding salt may be required jin the patient who has edema or | dropsy. Dear Dr. Molner: I have read labout these bands or pins peo- \ple could wear if they are in poor health. { have to put drops in my eyes for glaucoma and am supposed to take medicine for two other conditions but I lferget. So how do'l get one of ithese bands or pins to make me lremember, most of all my eye |drops?--Mrs, A.B. That isn't what these pins and other insignia are for. They are to be worn so that if a person with some hidden medical prob- lem collapses, people will know what the trouble is--so a diabet- ic or epileptic, for example, |won't be mistaken for being in- |toxicated. I don't see how the insignia |would help you remember your jeye drops and other medicines. !But why not hang a calendar in some strategic spot (in the athroom, in the kitchen or any place where you are bound to }go every day)? feccn a habit of making a e ock-emark on the calendar' ery day, but also make a habit of taking your eye drops or other medicine at the same' time. If the calendar has its lcheck mark, you will have had 'your medicine. No check mark 'THE OSHAWA TIMES, Thursdey, November 30, 1967 27 BRIDGE By B. JAY BECKER (Top Record-Holder in Masters' Individual Championship Play) South dealer. Neither side vulnerable, NORTH } A872 O10864 $J10972 'The bidding: Bouth West North East 16 Pass 3@ # Pass 4NT Pass 59 Pase 6@ One lead--jack of clubs. Point count is often helpful in determining whether or not fo bid a slam. Here {s an ex- ample of how it is used. South bids a spade and North responds three spades. South knows that the jump raise indi- cates 13 to 15 points, and he therefore assumes a combined total of at least 33 points, the magic number for a slam. However, responder's values need not consist of high-card points only. He may have dis- tributional features equivalent to high-card points. Thus he may have 11 high-card points and yet have a sound jump jraise because of a void or sin- gleton and good trump support. ; So South uses Blackwood to jcheck on aces. When North re- |plies five hearts, showing two laces, South bids the slam be- cause he has the intermediate jstrength to justify it--and even |though he knows an ace is miss- ing. The contract {s_ certainly sound, but it failed in this case because of a clever falsecard by East. West led a club and East took the ace and returned a jclub, Declarer won with the |king and led the king of spades, on which East played the nine! South had been planning to continue with a low spade. to the ace to protect against the possibility of East's having the J-9-x-x of spades, but when East produced the nine, South was forced to consider the pos- \sibility of the nine being a sin- gleton. If this were the case, it would mean that West started with the J-6-4-3 of spades and Jeading low to the ace would then prove fatal. So South, on this reason- ing, continued with the queen of spades. When West showed out, the contract was kaput, If East had not falsecarded, declarer would surely have made the slam. South's on possible hope to overcome a 4+ break would have been to lead a low spade to the ace, and the cat would then have been out of the bag. Smile Wins In Moscow MOSCOW (AP) -- Muscove ites, long accustomed to dark, cramped stores staffed by surly clerks, now throng to a book store where salesladies offer @ friendly smile. At the new, block-long Moskovsky Dom Knigi--Moscow House of the Book--one cus- tomer struggling with a load of books was amazed to hear a sales clerk offer to tie them to- gether. "That way, they'll be easier to carry,"' the pretty blonde sa- . leslady said. On the counter was a sign: "We thank you for your, pur- chase, come more often." In the Soviet Union, where most stores act as if the cus-_ tomer is always wrong, such be- havior is almost unheard of. In addition to smiles and help- fulness, customers in the two- storey buildings were greeted by soothing recorded music, clean and roomy aisles, good lighting, a snack bar and a se- lection of 35,000 book titles. The store itself, with a hand- some black-glass-and-steel fa-- cade, is part of a booming downtown shopping centre under construction on Kalinin Street, once the site of crum-' bling yellow slums. The fiction department is well stocked with 'works by the mili- tant conservative novelist Mik- hail A. Sholokhov but lacks works by the liberal writer Al- exander 1. Solzhenitsyn, who has criticized censorship here. Elsewhere in the store, count: ers do a brisk business in illus. trated art books, science man- uals, English textbooks for lan- guage students and photo al- bums of movie stars. One long counter specializes in stamps for collectors, QUEENIE =p LZ wet "Tm afraid we can't go on like this. The springs in my swivéle |means you fgxgot. So then you take it. ___ chair can't take i" «