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GOING OUT BUSINESS SALE! FOR Yes, Im leaving the car business for the greener pastures of retirement. Last Day? Tuesday Sept. 30th. Beyond that? Mr. Auty could you recite the days of the week for me? Sure: Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday. Georgetown Chrysler Jeep will continue to serve our community with a rejuvenated owner, revitalized management & a freshened approach to earning your business. I selected my replacement personally to ensure a smooth transition reinforced by a commitment to rebuild this facility in order to provide the state-of-the-art professional service Halton Hills deserves. What will I do? I dunno. I could fl ip burgers somewhere or chair board of directors meetings 3 times a year in exotic locations. In other words, part-time and simple (like me). NOW!!! What I must do immediately is liquidate. The new guys have very little interest in our $300,000.00 used car inventory. (They have their own). Sat., Mon. & Tues. will be the largest vehicular sell off in Halton Hills history! I MEAN IT. Whatever isnt sold by 9 pm Tues. goes to auction. Folks, this is not one of the gimmicky come-ons that have proliferated local automobile ads over the last few years. I would much rather wholesale my stuff to you than pay auction fees on Wednesday. Why? So people in town tell everyone within earshot what a great guy Paul Auty was and how much we miss him! Ha. Either that or theyll say Paul Auty? Isnt he that goofy car salesman who tricked that Argo cheerleader into marrying him? Whatever. Check out Page 4 for a small sampling of whats available. I am what real estate people call a Motivated Seller. Sat., Mon., Tues. or they go to auction as a last resort. COME SAVE LIKE NEVER BEFORE 28 Acton/Georgetown, Friday, September 26, 2008