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Gorpown Acton Sept jog cant or bom- a summer with an those bright days bacfconing everybody to be golf coarse and the Why then thai when I fa into the local to pick up a bit of robbery there ahead me waving their umbered cards posh ing jostling pointing at kinds of cold meat end snouting A of that cut teal iMn Half a of that in chunks Threequarter pounds of the potato salad no more it makes me fat two pounds of the pickled beans well no well OK 111 have only a spoonful Who at the beach Whos at the golf course Well I know whos at the beach The cope I took the boys out far a swim one found what 1 thought was a fairly legal spot even A hummer of a summer though it No Parting and it coat me 10 bucks Why arent our boys in blue out chasing motorcycle gangs instead of hanging tickets on doting grand fathers I guess its fairly simple They Ye not going to be beaten up by the odd grand father Whos at the golf course I know Im not going to thump around on my tin foot checking what idiots are hitting or missing a little white sphere when the temperature and humidity are up around degrees that Is Just to add to my summer fun is a busted eardrum that healing But even thai has advantages If I push my finger into my good ear I cant hear a word my wife Is saying It drives her woolly because THE CORPORATION TOWN OF HALTON HILLS NOTICE TO ELECTORS POSTING OF PRELIMINARY LIST OF ELECTORS WARD 2 NOTICE a gtvsn that a parsons anmiod to vote at lha Wsrd2wiltw on 1 in Office of Clark Municipal Building Trafalgar Road Road Mo 31 fx impaction A copy of tho Preliminary Lot of Elector win trio potted at locations Municipal Offleo Town of Acton MB Straat East Acton Ontario library 17 Rhrar Strom Acton Ontario S3 Bower Avenue Acton Ontario Ward 2 Iformer Township of Etquatlng Hornby Office Office Norvaf Post Office Wards 3 and former Town of Municipal Office Treasury Main South Georgetown Ontario Georgetown Ontario Halloo Library and Cultural Church Straat Georgetown Ontario Elector are requested to the List to annuo thai and the relevant Information shown Attention is drawn to necessity to complete the required form avert at Ihe of the Clark Administrator end Revising Officer at the Municipal Administration Building Trafalgar Road Rood No 3 commencing on Tuesday September through to Wednaiday October 1383 from 30 a to pm excluding Saturday The last dale for filing forma requesting additions correction or 1983at430pm Clerk Administrator and Returning Officer Town of HBrs 36 Main Street South Hafion HHts GEORGETOWN Ontario DID YOU KNOW That 33 of all cruise passengers are under the age of 35 CALL TRAVEL MUSIC THE CORPORATION OFTHE I TOWN OF HILLS NOMINATION NOTICE ELECTION TO FILL THE VACANCY OFTHE OFFICE OF AREA COUNCILLOR WARD 2 TAKE NOTICE THAT nominations on the proper form be by the Ratumlng Officer et the Municipal Budding on Trafalgar Road Road No 31 for Area Councillor Ward2foratBrmwtnchoipesonNovombftr3rm Such nomination paper shall be filed during the period commencing Monday October 3rd 1983 between the hour of a Candidate are required to submit on prescribed form only Information relative to nomination form and Municipal Ward may be Obtained from the Returning Officer for the Town Hahon Municipal Administration Building Tralalgar Road Road No between the hour of 30 a m and p Monday to Friday The name and eddies of candidates nominated will be posted at Municipal Building Trafalgar Road IHslton Road No If than or Councillor Ward 24th 1963 September Town of Hfl Main Street South Hills GEORGETOWN Ontario Why haven you trimmed the En swept the ledge Why you get the grass cut Watch your language 1ad Why arm you useful about the house like other husbands Hi I wouldnt be seen dead in a Mother Hub bard Just to add to my summer fun my Eng lish staff has disintegrated in almost one swell foop One lady an outstanding teacher has become of the system pulled out and started her own business Another has gone on halftime so he can write poetry Two others are knocked out for some time with heart trouble Another has been having a with six months leave Her kid will be ready for DayCare by the time she gets back 111 probably wind up with a couple of who know the difference be tween I seen the both of them and The whole team wore its right hand or Shakespeare wrote in longhand be cause the typewriter was not yet invited My wife took a music course driving miles a day to da it I had some nice trips too To the beachS10 Eight mites We talk vaguely about going to Stratford or Shaw Festival and wind up watch a rerun Dallas I sit in the backyard trying to get inspr from the trees and all I can see is dust and all I can hear is bulldozers Speaking of dust thats all youll be able And Im you bad a summer too with all those relatives dropping to Just at mealtime Youre having two slices of ham pad a tomato and a big bowl of canned soup tad a whole carload of friends whom you hi to drop six years ago arrive at In door friendly as all get out and hungry at hell No no they wouldnt think of staying lor lunch It would be an unposition which tt is Half an hour later theyve drunk all your beer commented on your lovely house and downed the canned ham you ere saving for an emergency gobbled the fresh com you were saving for supper and cleaned up your fresh green beans You dont even know whether the guys name is Rob or Rod or whether the wo man name is Myrtle or Marg You Just sit there in the debris not caring and hat their kids for breaking a branch off your lilac tree Summers on the whole though are therapeutic They make you realize how horrible winter is in this country They make you real lie you are too fat and and that next winter youre going to ski and walk in the snow and not be such a slob eating pig food and lying around like a eunuch or a harem member And of course when winter comes you realize that you must keep up your strength by eating lots of carbohydrates to bealthecoldandwatchingTV with things and that next summer youre going to exercise and get fit and brown by running down in the car to the super market end Jogging all the way from the car to the house with the groceries and striding angrily across to the boy who cuts your lawn and demanding why he cut it RUST PROOFING PRESERVEASHINE UPHOLSTERY GUARD SAVE on package FOR TTMB ONLY CALL ABOUT OUR LIFETIME WARRANTY YOUR HALTON REGION TIDY CAR CENTRE 71 MOUNTAINVIEW RD N GEORGETOWN 8776136 Right from the Meat Packer to You BARBECUE BONANZA III SUNDAY SEPT 25 BYTH ONLY 10 am to 5 MAINLY MEAT PARKING LOT 246 Main St Milton OVERS TONS OF PRODUCT RIB EYE STEAKS 10JQ0grf10Bo coat par portion TB0NE STEAKS NEW TURK STRIPLOIN NEW YORK STRIPLOIN BEEF BURGERS A BACON WRAPPED SCHNEIDERS 0KT0BERFEST SAUSAGE 1 BONELESS SIRLOIN ROASTS SHISKAB0BS TASTY BURGERS P0G0S p cost par 2 2 32t 35 Main St MILTON