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CRAZY MIXED UP BUTTERFLY THINKS ITS SUMMER When ill Thats what a wallow tail butterfly wondered a he laokid from batamant window of Mr and Mra Brim Victoria St last Tha lata rliai flultarins In bewilderment around batamant ha railed on fha window ladga In a fa- which when In aamaphora out If July you can keep It ax plaint to craiy up bug that ha have hid down THE MAIL Defends Lysistrata Joyous Sensuality Maple Street Dear Mr As an ex resident of your town and freq icnt rcJ of the Herald hue irritated th nostalgic of jour Is though some 1 nd cracker barrel in the general store atmosphere of writ ins rather charming in a smell town that docs not pardon the half baked thought it usually contain In your first editorial of the January issue you the Georgetown Little Theatre for performing one of the great classical comedies presumably because it deals with a ibject though the tile Theatre may be at fan In its eta tlon and p of the Lj la as is a jo on on of life and the con thess of the smut you describe It to be In your second editorial launch into a binge comparing the THE MAIL BAG 23 for Safety Check This Driver is Mad Lome Street Dear Editor I am writing this letter to the paper of Georctown be cause I believe the people Georgetown are all involved On the of December I topped by a Georgetown poll officer who was stopped Guelph Street and seemed I be taking safely checks in own hands Now ma be this Job assigned to m I don I know however I was slopped because one of my headlamps was burnt out and I can truth fully say that I know It After he told me to get he asked to check my rgency brake He told to put the ear in drive to teat It Now I myself from other mechanics that cars roll ahead with the emergency on if the car Is in drive That also brings up another point the police officer a me so how can be legally take safety checks However the officer said my did not function properly and then he wrote me out a warning for the head lamp and emergency to be fixed and for me to bring the car down and have check He then gave me a ticket for what ho wrote no emergency brake My car happens to have an emergency brake on It What It needed was an adjustment for tightening of the nut on the emergency brake cable which took lest than five minute a Well showed the police my car the nrtt day and it work fine However I still hid the ticket and I dldnt think too much of the officer giving me ticket after giving me a warning a lev seconds earlier The thing that really peeved me off was the bill for the fine If you believe It now I have been charged for in emergency brake that needed adjusting It was quite an easy job that garage thai did it charge me a cent I am really hopping mad and am not going to let this ticket go easy at all I know myself from of working on the police cars that they arc real lemons I t doubt that I could safety check any one of their cars and find millions of things wrong and probably a lot than my own car I look after car pretty well and tike pride In doing so I bet If I found a faulty emergency on he car the officer would not be charged know the pol have a Job to do I realize I should have been stopped for the heid lamp and I appreciate him tell about It Homer I be I should have got just a warning for the deal and then show the police that It Just an adjustment needed Minor at that I know the police officer Is new in town and not try to give him a bad name however I think the NEW job had a lot to do with my lence There are quite a few other ticket holders that will agree with me If I to be charted for this I ask the police to hand over their cars to me for a safely check and for each officer to be charged for every minor adjustment and I bet there be quite a few Dill entertainment standards of to day with those- of earlier gen Although the music of the may not be to your ta le any consensus of music critics 11 agree that many of the ijrits and much of rotk music is of a higher art standard and a greater span of human than the moon June croon lyric and rinky link musk of Tin Pan Alloy and Ihc Big Band Era It is rather Ironic that you should criticize Tim as his stage a I con posed of send of the love songs so ad mind by your generation Although may hue frrri1 the of the films Valentino Robert Taj lor I for one glad that films such as Easy Rider arc no v bung made films that at lea attempt be art and deal with the pro blems and conditions of society is In jour third editorial however that the true I ypocri and prlgglshncss of jour moral stance comes to light While describing todays inter est in you seem to prefer the days when it was confined to the burlesque house and por newspaper The sex drive Is one of our natural and basic Ion and does not belong In the and ogling atmos phere of a male smoker such as Hair rathi being an extension of the seamy sexual outlets you es pouse are attempting to act as lirlotc to the warped that caused these outlets to a person I find the sexual ides of my peers although admittedly earth In finitely preferable to the ternate and prurience of so many adults Todays sexual freedom ill its faults can at least is a trinsltlon period for the of a more humane Individual monlity than hat of the good old days Yours sincerely Hugh Brewster LETS PLAY BRIDGE I BY DILL COATS terra i Declarer is often faced with the question of which side suit to set up after the trumps down This Is especially If side Is are equal In length litre is an example from the Acton Bridge Club North dealt with East West vulnerable NORTH K fl 3 A Q 8 7 BAST J 5 H 10 I J 3 CA SOUTH S A Q D CJ The Bidding NORTH SOUTH WEST Pats Pan 1 1 H Pan S Pan 3 Pan All Pan Opening lead June of Every his hand lo four sparks The combined value of the South hands is only hardly for Only ono declarer managed to make ten tricks which is rat ing West opens tic club king and the ietn I s- ually the deltn not give declarer a rulf mil but in this it the best def Declarer has a choice of which hand to ruff in Ho will also face choice of which red suit to try and sot up unusual point of Ihe hand is thai first choice will deter mine the second One thing is for sure the diamond ace must be with East in order to give declarer a fighting chance If declarer ruffs the club In dummy he should immediately lead a diamond If East wins and returns a club declarer can ruff in dummy This him two club ruffs diamond three hearts and four spades in his hand for a total of ten tricks If East wins and leads any other suit declarer can set up hearts if ho proceeds Declarer cashes one high in each hind and iho jack must fall from Easts hand Now ho leads the heart enters dummy with a high heart and ruffs a small heart the spade Access to good hearts is the ten of at thej time re est s last trump If dechrer decides to ruff the third ro in I of el in hand he mist set up diamonds not hearts Declarer can enter dummy with a trunw in order to lead a diamond Again if East wins and leads a ch has ten tricks If East ducks declarer should win and Immediately ret a diamond tie ruff lit up tho suit declarer re tains entries in cither trump or On this hand the choice of which red suit to ruff Is deter mined by which hand ruffs the third round club lead The red suit must bo ruffed In the op posite hand If the defense does not a third club simply draw trump and set up his heart suit With the diamond ace on side de is assured of ten tricks ACTON BRIDGE CLUB Mondays results 1st Frank and Hampshire Dick Trust and Lloyd 3rd frank Mullen and Dill Coats North South winners 11 Jim Kalil 2nd Sjd Heller Mrs Leo Kistcm 3rd Joe Fred At len th Dick Mrs Jack Campbell Mr and Mrs Walter Blchn East West 1st Bill Barbour Ted Lawrence 2nd Mrs Boh Die on Mrs Sue Sullivan 3rd tie Mr and Mrs George I II ton Mrs Hyde Mrs Bob Barber Tom BRIDGE CLUB With 15 tables plajlng and many challenging card to test plajcrs skill members of Georgetown bridge club had inter est evening list week in tho ludltorium The club which draws mem bership from Milton Acton Erin and Brampton as well as town each even ing SHIPPING MOVING BY LAND AIR SEA AND RAIL OVFItSFAS PACKING AND CRATING MODERN HEATED STORAGE TRIPS TO USA HOUR SERVICE WORLD WIDE SHIPPING THE GEORGETOWN THURSDAY FEB 1970 PAGE 8 DID YOU KNOW Canada s Club program li a nation wide educational for young people enroll in a wide variety of farm service and other projecu More than members art enrolled in throughout the ten provinces HEALTH COLUMN NERVE TENSION The mad pace of todays world with Its sounds Its neverending round of activities and constant state of is a great creator of nerve tension in people in ill walks of life No one leads a protected life these days But at nervous tension can cut down on ones effic iency peace of mind health and comfort if it is not con trolled It may lead to phjsieal and menial fatigue and even to instability The chiropractor with his understanding of the man nervous system and its function knows the entire body Is coordinated and controlled by the brain and the va l sjblcm build up tensions and the tensions up pressure in Ihe nerve trunks That pressure on tho nerves creates nerve tension With gentle hands the ropraelor makes scientific adjustments which remove the pre sures and restore vital nerve energy Nerve tension is relieved quickly and Published n tha Public Interest to Explain Tha Of Sclantlflc Chiropractic Dodd Chiropractic Clinics St Georgetown 14 Second St Whats green and grows and protects all your family Insurance from State Farm Life Theres State Farm Money Tree with special branch to shelter each member of your family- Insurance for you your wife and each child One you And after two weeks of age new additions to your family are covered at no extra cost Stop In and get your State Farm Money Tree growing Geo Drumm 8776148 LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY Camdln Hd Scarborough Ontario attacks rising cost of living CHECK THESE CASH SAVERS ran laid Effictlv MARY MILES WIENERS PKG PEAMEALED BACK BACON END CUTS 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