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CHATTING M Well at Least Talk They Cant THF ONE SAVING grace of the situation Is that we CAN Ignore them If we really want to Plants cant talk back jet 1 MIGHT AS WELL warn misery loves so if you don want to join read no fur ITS ABOUT this tullty sort 1 starting to have about plants Of all kinds AND PIERRE mainly You sec he had this scientist on his TV show a few ago He was on the start of a Crime Invest Ration Bureau in the US and worked electronic graphs Used in lie detector tests etc ONE FATEFUL DAY when ho was about to water the off plant a I think he was struck by the no ion to place the electronic sen of one of these sensitive instruments on the leaves of the plant at the same lime as tie poured wattr into the torn of the plants saucer To his amazement as soon as he started watering it and long before the water had had a chance to work up to the lea yes the pen attached to the graph started to move The message thus imparted to him was clear The plant knew It was being watered and was obviously anticipating it with pleasure Vibrations or emotions were being Irani it ted 9 MORE TESTS followed in eluding a complicated one where two plants were side by side in a room and somebody was appointed to go in and destroy one literally tear it up Then number of people including the plant de stroy were paraded in front of the remaining plant which had the electronic graph record attached to It When the guilty party passed in front of the survivor the graph went wild AND THIS MAN com plclcly serious at least as far as I could tell WELL QUOTH PIERRE at this point Im afraid the plant brought Into the studio with you been showing much emotion True The graph to it had remained complete ly blank 0 well replied his guest half expected that might happen Its fainted you see what with all the strange surroundings lights etc so brought along a spare just In Without further ado lie brought out another plant and at ached the equipment to Immediately it started to ate the graph Now going to feci gull every time put into a pot bo said Pierre Not woo his guests re assured him The vegetable will have fainted long before it gets to the pot BUT GOSH the program set me on a whole train worrisome wondering Grooms Twin Nieces are Flower Girls at Wedding agony of trees and bushes when itity arc pruned 1 would it help any it the per son perform the operation explained to the said vegetation before and during the process that the pruning was for its i good AND WHAT ABOUT pick ing fruit Nobody loves to pick apples off the tree more than I do for in stance But must admit now that I think about it that mix with my pleasure each tiros I pluck one from the branch is a twinge guilt which makes me try to snap the stem oft gcnllj as Could it be that the tree is to tell me some thing Sam those glistening that gloat over as I plop them into my basket or into my mouth during straw berry pick time AND WHAT MALEVOLENCE must be floating around the environs of a freshly cede garden why after been on a weed rampage often tire on the job and more often than not lcae a trail of them strewn around to wilt in the sun Gathering hem up is suddenly just loo much I have the urge to get as far away from the mess as possible I always thought it was because 1 was tired Or lazy But now I know What I cant wait to get away from is the scene of the crime I am too sensitive to all those accusing plant Lions AND OF COURSE cutting flowers Is to be some what of an ordeal now that we know Perhaps if we tell them they 11 live just as long under our lender loving care plus Vitamin in a vase in the house as they would have outside in the rigours of sun wind and rain they 11 forgive 1 COULD GO on and on as more and more examples of how complicated life can get occur now there Is more than a suspicion that plants have their eye on us in of just vice versa and nunc silting in Judgment on our every action YE GODS ITS hard enough to keep our relationships with humans happy and smooth Now what we going to do when we have the whole plant world to contend with as well Mr and Mrs Ted cut their wedding cake On November Holy Cross decorated with white and mauve mums was for the inarriac of rle Ann Such and Brian J father Otter flluj id Mr Redmond was and Mrs Burke aoloM The bride was in mar by her father Mr Tony Suchan in the double ring cere mony The groom ii on of Mrs Joseph Acton an the late Mr The bride wore floor A line gown of while velvet with matching train Venice lace daisies with call centres form the headpiece from which a full length veil Daisies were also clustered around I ruffled cuffs and collar of the She earned a bouquet of mauve with and Ivy DARK PURPLE VELVET Betty Suchan sister of the was maid of honour An sister Diane and Carol Thompson were bridesmaids They were gowned in floor gowns with dark purple lop and skirts of mauve chiffon over taffeta The maid of carried a fluot vcllow daisy mums an I bridesmaids smaller bouquets of and daisy mums and Mart Ann twin nieces of the groom were flower girls They wore floor owns of dark mauve vet tarried of while and yellow daisy mums Alien all wore flowers in their hair Brother of the groom John Zions Acton was groomsman Ushers were Joe ions Willow dale and Wayne broth of groom and bride TO EAST COAST At a reception at Squire Inn Id amp on the brides mother received In a pink crimp lene ensemble silver and a corsage of white roses The troom mother received in a blue crimplene ensemble and yellow rose corsage lor their trip to the coast the bride chose a cape coat of red plaid with green trim block patent acces sories and matching green dress She wore a corsage of white carnations Guests attended from George town Acton Brampton Toronto Brantford Windsor and an Mr arc thru home in win both ire employed he with lie p office and she with Union Gas THE GEORGETOWN HERALD THURSDAY NOV PAGE HORNBY NEWS The Eden United Church Young People a Society will hold their annual Pnty on Friday night at the North Trafalgar Recreation Cen tre on Sleeks Ave west of Road pm Ev welcome Lunch will be served Prizes will be awarded to the winners Sincere sympathy is extended to the family of the laic Mrs Bemlce Robertson who died on Wednesday Nov at the South Peel Hospital in Cooks Mrs llobcrtson was the former Ingram wife of the late Harry Robertson and dear mother of Fred of Horn by Harold of Brampton and Betty Mrs Robert of Port Credit Mrs Robertson at the David A funeral Home Main St Brampton Service was held in the Chapel on Friday afternoon at clock Interment was in the St Stephens Anglican Ce Hornby Mr and Mrs Robertson lived at Hornby for many years where Mr and Mrs Dill Cooloy now live and run the Post Office and Hornby store On Thursday November friends and relatives thcred at the Lee Funeral Home in Strcctsville to pay their last respects to Ethel Margaret South who was esteemed by who knew her She was the beloved wife of the late Milford FOR TOWNSHIP COUNCIL A Man For The People The Future The Community VOTE H0WITT RICHARD T LAWYER G South dear mother of Mrs Bill and grandmother of Thomas and David Crozier The funeral vice was conducted by the David Busby of With Interment in Eden Ceme tery Pallbearers were Bob Speck Mason Bill Reeves Alec Copcland Thomas and David The late Mr Mrs South lived for several years on a farm at Hornby Base line Birthday greetings ere ended to the following who celebrating their birthdays Randy How den and Dave Leslie on November Jo on November Margaret Hall on November Bruce Bussell and Mrs Lynda Miller nee Chamberlain on November And to Mrs Tom who celebrated her birthday on Saturday Nov Mrs Jim Hamilton Monday Dec ELECTION DAY Vote As You Like But Vote BRIDGE CLUB Fourteen tables of players competed last week at George town duplicate bridge dub in the Legion auditorium Nortn South standings let Car Sinclai Bill 2nd Mrs Leo KistcmaJcer chard Raymond 3rd Bill Ham Sid Heller Arthur Mike Lorusso Dick Bast West 1st Frank Martin Tom 2nd Mrs Willace Thompson Mrs Ann 3rd Mrs Kay Harry Frost Mr and Clayton Barbour Larry Lawson Ted Lawrence VOTE TOM HILL FOR REEVE IN ESQUESING KEEP EXPERIENCE AT COUNTY COUNCIL FOR TRANSPORTATION 8772692 Unbiased Decisions COMPLETE TOWNSHIP FA REPRESENTATION PROGRESSIVE PUNNING VOTE TO ELECT Malcolm Freeman FOR REEVE ESQUESING TOWNSHIP VOTE DEC 7th LEN C0XE FOR COUNCIL Township FAIR REPRESENTATION FOR EVERYONE VOTE Peter Bowman DEPUTY REEVE ESQUESING Treasurer of Georgetown and District Scout Council Attended Council for Year Interest In Mora Recreation Facilities In the Township TO THE Elecfors of Esquesing With over year previous experience in Council Six as Councillor and as Dapuly Reeve I seek your support s Councillor In tho Dec 7th Election Continued Road Improvement and In every phase of loci government to Eiqumlng a place to Wilfrid Leslie FOR COUNCILLOR ELECT MILLER FOR- JJ DEPUTY REEVE Years on Council 5 Years on School Board FOR INFORMATION AND TRANSPORTATION VOTE GEORGE FOR ESQUESING COUNCIL FAIR AND JUST GOVERNMENT FOR EVERYONE IS MY MAIN CONCERN ELECTORS Of Esquesing NOW WITH YEARS EXPERIENCE ON COUNCIL INSURE CONTINUED STEADY PROGRESS AND A STRONG VOICE ON COUNTY COUNCIL VOTE AND ELECT KEN MARSHALL DEPUTYREEVE FOR INFORMATION AND TRANSPORTATION