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Coffee Breakers Tipped Off On Ways to Combat Pollution THE have enjoyed two more lively Mrs Don Wilson was well re ceived with her limitless ideas on bow to amuse yet stimulate your children HOW OFTEN do you feel gull about your here and leavemealone feelings You try to hide your thoughts but eventually there is an plosion Behold a frustrated mother and an anxious unhappy Mrs Wilson left recipes for play dough modelling clay and paste passed out lists on what art materials to buy and also what ideas to use to in volve your children in mean ingful activity yet give you the opportunity to complete your household chores MBS NICHOLS from Bramp ton was our guest Wednesday April She is very active with her concern about pollution She has participated with tl pollution groups not only in her community but in Tor onto and Ottawa as well SHE HAS statistics to show the unbelievable amount garbage collected along roadside Would you believe that there were more returnable bottles found than She sparked a great deal of discussion amongst the coffee- breakers Moreover most of these women were already keenly interested in this prob lem and were very anxious to contribute Mrs Nichols left us with some valuable tips for our fight against pollution neTws measure detergents care fully avoid phosphates when you shop toko a re usable tote avoid super packaged it cms don t use coloured tissues paper towels or toilet paper the paper dissolves but the dye lingers buy returnable containers if you don t need a car don t buy a car ride a or walk if you can commute to work form a car pool better still use public trans portation stop smoking MOST OP THESE hints not only help to clear the air but help to keep our pocket books filled as well The Presbyterian WMS thank offering meeting was held in the church on Sun day evening In the absence of president Mrs Mitchell due to Illness Mrs Sanford was In the choir welcomed visitors led in prayer Mrs Klrkpatrick read scripture from Romans Mrs J Shottill and Mrs Mclntyre provided two lovely duets Come Holy Spirit 1984 Obituary BULLETIN The The Moon June Earth is dead The plaact which had sup ported life for three billion years and Homo sapiens for to 45 years became uninhabitable sometime ear this year the President announced today at the Lu nar White House The death of terrestrial life be said was caused by the green house effect Earth hod been suffering increasingly from the svn dromo for many years Con centration of carbon dioxide built up in the terrestrial atmosphere because of such factors as the gradual cut ting down of all plant life to make way for Earth ex plotting human population and the pumping Into the air of massive amounts of the gas industrial waste Suspen ded in the atmosphere the Spring Special CLEARANCE SINGLE ROLLS SUNWORTHY WALLPAPER While They Last ENDS OF LINES 129 Regular SALE ROOM LOTS PRICE GEORGETOWN DECORATING CENTRE IN PAINT WAUPAPER Mill SUM AT EAR Of BANK J Earth is Dead carbon formed a bar trapping Earths heat This in turn caused an aver age atmospheric temperature increase of five per cent which late last year began melting Earths polar ice caps In mid February the crew of Apocalypse VH the last lunar ship to visit the Earth reported that the resulting floods bad covered what was once land to a height of feet Through occasional gaps in Earth s slatebrown atmos phere the spacecraft comman der later said he saw human beings clinging to small moun tains of used cars and other refuse in the rapidly rising heavily polluted waters Close showed that many of the human beings were collapsing presumably from asphyxiation It was purely and simply a case of too Little too late the president observed to day We must do better next time Meanwhile sources close to the Presidents Task Force on the Quality of Lunar life revealed that In its prelimin ary finds soon to bo pub lished the task force would report a frightening In crease In pollution on the moon The Medical Tribune Residence Suffers Heavy Fire Damage reels were again called to our community This time it was to extinguish a fire which did considerable damage to the residence of Mr A few days previous to that the field surrounding Dan Connor property was all ablaze No da mage was done there The Georgetown brigade were ed recently to flro on the grounds at the Mill which was luckily soon put out before any damage was done Mr and Mrs Lloyd Marshall called to see his mother on Friday April when she was celebrating her birthday Other members of her family who could not come on the day visited with her on Sunday Mr and Mrs Bert Crowe of Misaissauga were visitors at the Frank Smiths on Sunday The community centre board who have been running a ser ies of monthly dances through the winter months held the one of the season on Satur day night There was a large attendance A good time was bad by Music was supplied by Al Orchestra The April meeting of the was held at the home of Mrs The president Mrs Sales opened the meeting with an In spiring thought Mrs Jamleson was called on for the scripture The roll call was answered by each naming a character in the Bible beginning with the letter A lively discussion took place regarding the dif ferent forms of religion It was decided to put off having the scarf and pin demonstration till the fall Mrs La Rose and Mrs Lois McLean assisted the host ess in serving refreshments We welcome home and Mrs Clifford Held after spend log several weeks in Florida Recent visitors to the village were Mr and Mrs Bill Robin son and Mrs Robinsons moth er Mrs Booth The Robinson hod the post office and store here a few years ago They make their home In London Ontario now Mrs Norm Sinclair spent a few days last week in Guelph visiting with her mother and sister Sorry to hear Mrs Jesse Mc- had a virus infection which was giving her trouble last week affecting her eyes Hope It soon responds to treat ment National WMS Secretary Speaker at Limehouse Bless This House accompan ied at the piano by Mrs Guest speaker Miss May National secretary for ad work of the western division was Introduced by Mrs A W Benton Miss show a largo number of coloured slides of J pan where she at tended conferences in Her work was among Koreans in Japan while there She said Canadian missionaries ere well received and all denominations work together in Asia closing she reminded us that God Is always ready to go on with us to very end Courtesies were extended by Mrs Bert Benton who with Mrs played piano organ duets during the offering and as Rev F Young closed a pleasant even with the benediction All en- Joyed a social hour with tea and desserts arranged by Mrs and Mrs Patterson after wards Leaders Steve Thompson and THE GEORGETOWN HERALD THURSDAY APRIL PAGE assistant Rick Brown escorted about 17 Cubs over trails around Sunday afternoon Three couples of parents ac companied them Mrs A W Benton DID YOU KNOWT In Holland and some parts of Germany many years ago dren were encouraged to save 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