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CONSCIENCE CAUSES CONFLICT One of the most annoying with which man has been afflicted la tho conscience How much more simple and pleasant life would be were It not for that small niggling voice that cannot be drowned no matter how loudly ones other voices shout Constantly shouting are the voices of our stomal urging on to venial sins Go ahead have another piece of chocolate cake with whipped cream It wont hurt get off the diet for one day Life isnt worth this torture And Ill swear thoso scales are wrong And the little voice mutters Liar And you hear it Come on one more drink wont hurt yon Youve always been able to handle your boose youll have a little tang la the morning So what And the little voice whispers Idiot And you heat It Then there Is the voice of rationalization not bo noisy but resonant and insidious We have all heard it Mother his Fd feel fax getting good din ner ready Just lay down and watched that after movie Father has I dont get en ough exercise It would do me a lot more good and Id pro bably bo a better Christian if I got out golfing In God a won world instead of sit ting around In a stuffy old church with a bunch of stuffy people Student has If I study D evening for my exam only my mind and get all up tight and probably study the wrong things Id be far better off to go to a movie and have a fresh open mind tomorrow Kid has Well if all the oth er kids are saying that word there can be much wrong with it Why shouldnt I But lurking In every one of them Is that nasty little voice which never shouts but always comet through loud and clear It takes half the fun out of life May is a terrible month for a man with a conscience All the voices seem to be shouting at once I not much for ast rology but surely Satan was born in May Every May I go through a terrible conflict that would psy chologically devastate the av erage man Opening weekend of the trout season in this benighted clim ate inevitably coincides with the final disappearance of the last iceberg on the property There you are AH those lovely ash waiting- to match wits with you And an that cnmoUted fOthy muck lying around waiting to be raked up There lies the golf course greening beckoning shouting that your game is going to im prove Immeasurably this year If youd Just get an early atari And thero even closer smack in the middle of your wifes favourite- flowerbed lies the neighbours fence felled by the winds of winter whining to be propped up for the tenth annual season As the month progresses the BUSINESS DIRECTORY Income Tax Return BOOKKEEPING SERVICES ma KENNETH BUROESS of Associate Tax Consultants BARRAGERS CLEANERS Shirt 16 Main St Gudipli Pre Pickop and Drirrery All done on CHIROPRACTOR GW Corbett DC Mill Street Georgetown For Appointment phone- Evans Chiropractic Clinic 120 Street or CARPET CLBAWINO CARPET CLINIC Professional Carpet and Upholstery la Your Home or in our Modern Plant Praw Pickup and Delivery CLINIC 459414Q MONUMENTS POLLOCK A ON BEQUEST Inspect our work In Greenwood Cemetery PHONE Water Street North Centra B0UGHT0N CarHtiad Main St Wallace Thompson Claim Court County of Clark ft LC MILIESSE CARR CLIPSHAM CULLEN LtmJM Ontario Land Surveyors Planning Consultants OPTOMETRIST LM Brown MAIN ST N Sulla 1 praam Card OPTOMETRIST R Hamilton ITS Per Appointment present Health Card Georgetown O R L BARTON Optician SB Mala Street Sooth EYE EXAMINATIONS ARRANGED Fast Repairs PHONE PHONE 77220l The Georgetown Herald THE GEORGETOWN HERALD THURSDAY MAY 1971 PAGE conflict deepens There lies an invitation for a weekend up north with the on the holiday weekend And there in ambush as Is her wont lies your wife pointing at Dungs Women have a certain ob session with things a certain blindness about true es sence of life Id lids case shes pointing at a cedar lawnchair lying on Its back hopelessly crippled after twelve of snow Shes poin ting at the wooden back stoop which resembles a snaggletoo thed hog with its broken and rotting timbers Shes pointing it the peony bed which looks like a hog wallow I am proud and happy to atato that once again I have came through tho conflict of May scathed and pure of heart trick Put in pair of spiritual earplugs for your conscience and a pair of physical ear plugs for your wife The property looks vxacOsf as it did on May 1st IN THE MAIL Too Bad Anthem Sitters Lack Respect I For Their Country Victoria Ores Dear Sir Thursday evening May I attended a Variety Show held at Senior School and put on by the students and tea cbers there It has been paly one of many events in which parents students and staff co operate It encourages and pro motes a rapport which I think is unique in this and rounding district Teachers work and communicate with these youth and they In turn put forth effort Their school motto of At Stewart town Wo Core is apt I heartily commend them all One sad remark is that it was too bad the adults who re mained seated during the play lng our National Anthem did not seem to bo displaying tho same respect that the younger generation have for tho country in which they are residing Respectfully H Lee Local Members Compete at York by Brown ON SATURDAY May and Sunday May the Georgetown travelled to York University to compete along with other in the Ontario Sports Festival Judo team under instruc tor Mr Daley made on ex ceptionally fine showing captur ing 2 gold medals for first place silver medals for second place The Georgetown winners Sliver Rod Donaldson Robert Warren Street and Beth Thomson Bronze Danny Parent Other members of the club who also mado a strong show ing were Daley Bob Dav Jim Thomson Carl and Pat Fo- THE GYMNASTICS team led by Mr and Mrs Krudwig made their presence felt by winning seven ribbons Ribbons were captured by Elizabeth Cowan 2 Cathy Jeni fer Linton Laura Eve Capable performanc es were also turned in by Heath er Clark Barbara Underlay Jenifer Lister Joanne Lister Stephanie lister Erie Gordon Stephen Henderson Lister David Helleyer Tom VonSlckler DID YOU 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