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MI THURSDAY Pane Wake Up Dummy Im Talking To You by Kl ITU I know it a Thursday morning and you are tired but put the coffee down Tor a minute This won take long and if you are lucky It won t even hurt You see have a bone to pick with you Virtually everyone of you I know I am just a smart a lee kid but maybe you can learn something from me If you don it probably too late anyway Okay now Just reflect for a minute thai means look back by the way on what you have done the past week First of all you got up Monday and lo work You were In a bad mood right The traffic was bad and you cursed everyone in sight You did not kiss your wife and vou snarled at the Ids Great start Ah come on we know it is always like that On lop of this I think t have found a way to ruin your Thursday It comes in the form of a series of questions probably loo hard for you to answer How many limes have you sincerely smiled this week Once Twice Three limes at the most This amounts lo complete and utter nine lo five misery Great life you vc got there buddy This is probably a much easier question for you to an ow many limes did you at someone Ten Twenty Thai makes you a real nice guy to work with No thanks Questions and answers is a good game 1 have lots or questions Maybe you can come up with an answer don I think I would get very good odds from Jimmy The Greek on that Another thing did you do anything different or creative this weeV Did you try lo go out of your way to make someone happy At least your wife and kids At least you now know how to spell No I asked all the questions so I guess it up to me to provide the answers How many limes did you smile this week An Not nearly enough How many times did you gel angry Answer far loo many times Of course you do anything really nice for your neighbor or a friend One has to be careful not to set precedents After all everyone is just out to take advantage of you if given the chance right Well of course That how things work out Ihese days Especially if that is the only way In which Ihey are altowedhlo work Your neighbor is really just a l he Anything more than a polite hello and a plastic not v You know when I storied write ihis nonsense wanted to aim it at one particular group Bui It seems lhai have wan hiil aimlessly Regardless I detect a certain method to may f vou sadness the rat which he does anyway I have that could we It would be like going the wrong way on a one way street What you have got to do is just sit in your back yard and ignore everyone else In cidcnlally front yards are taboo in Georgetown Don forget lo cut the lawn on the weekend like a good little citizen After all appearances are important But it is just like the reflection in a mirror One good shot with a hammer and forget it You people seem content lo ignore everyone except I hose who build your ego or who help you gain that material goal that is so terribly unimportant Sadness because ihe people I am referring to arc the ones that are held up as models to our society refer to stolid not solid established secure men and women of today business world These people who arc totally preoccupied with their own security arc ihe good guys Everyone else wears a black hat These people have lotal disregard for anyone else These people exist in a sub which is labelled living or rather you have stopped thinking When this occurs you mighl as well be dead Yeah I talking about you It is my experience that most of the business world people have stopped thinking and are just reacting and I don see any evidence that Georgetown is any different So go ahead Just sit back with Ihe coffee in your hand and Ihe Cheltenham Village Gets Own Fire Hall Chinguacausy fire depart mcnl new two bay- fire halt which will give extensive and fait coverage the township rural area went into operation Saturday It was opened by ire Chief Jim although an official opening Is being arranged for August Mr said whereas so far coverage for the area beyond 17 used to be from the Snelgrove this fire hall means less of a time lapse and better coverage Coverage area for the new fire hall is from the eastern boundary the township lo the western and north Situated on he Third West just north of the Victoria I the tire hall also has training and recreation rooms for lectures and pastime for the volunteers who will man Ihe new hall It is expected house in premiums will droi quite a bit with this hall covering the area the fire hall will have one pumper which also has resuscilator facilities in of emergency calls The volunteers who will man the new hall In Cheltenham are all from ihe area They are I awrence Barry Caldwell Ronald Clifford Peter Coe William Harrison Lyons Peter Lyons Seward Metcalfe Wilbur Platoon Chief Bert Wilson District Chief Robert Larry Jamis Warren and Barry Mottershaw transfusions arc an effective and necessary pan of hospital care They arc however an impossibility without blood donations It depends on people like you dive TO mi nut cm of your lime and help a delicious oz container of BEAN SALAD Saturday Sunday only Kentucky fried CHICKEN VILLA 6A Guelph St Georgetown 8775241 talking about If you don I mi I in approachable Bui if you don I an open mind forget in not interested You waste my time which has a even if yours Think about it with the cm on think you don go nut and shoot yourself Duplicate Bridge Club Duplicate ISiulM liihlmd tables in ijIjiv Ms Inly in I Arthur Kiwi and Clifford Mike and Hob Williams Bill and Coats Jim Kali I ind Wntidil Ted and Tilford HI- ST I J and J Hardy and 4 lite Hart 1hylks and Nancy But roll Peggy SI iv ens and Mora Smith Garrard Photo STUDENTS EXCHANGE VOWS Mane luise and Mr Jeffrey I loyd were married in the ihapel at University Kingston June Jcffery is the son of Mr and Mrs Thomas of Byron Street and Marie louise is the daughter Mr and Mrs of Collins The mamcdiouple will both be mending University in the foil Mane in fourth of honors and Jcffery in Ins second year of the faiully law BUSINESS 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