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Tllfc Wednesday And now a word from our sponsor I 1n strange things happen in TV una tht strangest oeiur In the 1 nil of Hit television Put your money where jour is red Now like thai is days of told J young buck hat he Utile to Im his liul tunes ihiicd mi rei I all hi had to do is I hum If a tube of Off he on his mil sun enough he comes ill lo prove that I is all he need it s ill lily for parly whin decides to shampoo ith Gore jusl before tin guisls irmi Now I ask had an hour a you the tit sin to clean a rug f you hive you ever lonsidcred a bit Could we possibly forget that suit in the supermarket is to trade her box for two boxes of llur That poor soul is from solving difficult milhimatnol problem like that so of course chooses she was that the two or one offer was a trick airw In ir form Can im to friend than IVfij you look you ve Jiurfigun seriously hurt hkethit in friend How the ilia who mils to to you about run that I have never onec wanted to discuss the subject let alone with some strange man on a V set Thin of course If it not slihh diarrhea there Is that friendly librarian who wants to talk about irregularity Now in all my years of going to the library never had the to heart anyone dis cussing problems of irre- the librarian nor hove I ever wanted to hear the aforementioned subject with a librarian any librarian fttnt about lady who ban spent years with her heffctiji a dirty oven Have you ever yourself why Don 1 you mil il strange that anyone would want keep their head in ovi for years let alone ilirly Now rial favonli of mine has to be the one about where just brand new d tires I friend Mabel says But Susie look at ill I ti Personally I drown good old Muble In fore I let her away with a track that dirt indeed Lei us not for a minute forget the man who feels good all under He tells people in ik valors and In banks I trunk be a weirdo Can you picture yourself riding in an when someone tomes our and Itlls you he feels good all under After an experience like thai Id pro bably ike the stairs Onward and upward with Ihiit linn from Had You member where poor fellow is running for gar truck whm his ling breaks Not worry The Man from Had is here and In an aside noticed by only few of Ihe discerning viewers hi Hurry up dummy forget tlie big there still lime to yoursilf on the trucks You doubt mi Mow do you about the couple who wallpaper in best clothes with Done YOUR WEEK AHEAD By imohid in utilities find Indimf new concepts Ihjt mull id 111 ventures it MINI in I goals May il Juni Look for in unusual out of in in ildir pi Juh 1 1 lit r linns in plan- Keep tuned I ri happenings is well I HI Other f mam tiki juur alii Vug find i ind whinrwr llltdlj sun Sept win re- sou I bi bun trilling for I II1IU lu nieds Sept brings ri w ird sifch be Unwed nil fkt 3 Nov si in a If inn but be an it i Inn UV iZliKf IILM r discuss CURItORN Dec Jan 19 m InUiiof li litis i tool hi for dand ARILS mind I a new Jan IK Hut inn CROSSWORD PUZZLE Parade Kitty 11 board the Melrollner M Victory sign IS Word of surrender as a margin burly Scot a Aleutian a Whip Weasel You My a Queen It US air de- M Wagnerian IS Martha of the late show for shame Pep up Armed DOWN 1 One of the Ages sage May I Tenor Overflow IB Cap lltoollsh IT Marching It Kind of pricing 19 Tenor Church 1 18 JO rt il fi fe J HI News Mr mil Mrs I loydMirshall Jim on iflir i in M ith in inn They also spent some time Birth finer Mrs s and family whom they met on different occasions while moved into their liomi with their daughter I mi Sharon her husband John who are of tin Marshills JnnCmpbelluf Viet in is with her J il i i I 1 Mrs Trevor Toy mjJit will In ii Mrs Lynch Ijirstn Hi i level School days ire upon us Ihi re should be no complaints about the or In lid this of be wialbcr wis swimming I i imptnf Mrs wh risidid hi Mil ANN LANDERS Dear I wanlid to In but 1 in tin I mi nadir of your column s igreiwilhyour idviie ma wi world from reiding point of How ilxiul me to fit l your byline of course from lime to tune those il with problems between man mil wife Just send mi the litters you lion wnnt 1 will furnish tin replies I mi serious about Ibis bee I ive felt for a long lime that there should lx a mile in thi field ind so far is 1 know there s not a i Mm In Hawaii Dear Man trjppnl vein l ind il is urdiii spot jet Unit llu re nut in tin ailvkr Is not for link I mule loluninlslshiive come mid jnne It tiny ml What jou are Is Hi l you ihHt for me which is mil of llu Ihairalways done nil im i it should be ever thus An for Irllrrs I want em ill Hut dunks fur fllpymir wijunil to Hawaii and lo I as an assistant if there should to hi an opinion on staff hut there been opening or several years and I have lone willing list 11 Ann lenders I in nmrned ami tin molhir of Ho children The problim is riy husband Involved in law he to a old rape My husband tin man and was very helpful the girl at lime when she neidcd it This hippined six years ago girl is How married and lives ioo miles from lien Shi and my kept in She writes to at Ins pi of business ind hi a of in his Willi hive never slid this 1 though son Yislerd ihisgirl my mil it liny spoke long distance for Inlf an hour mi hi invited and her mil to visit us lengthy with me In fot and hud and sud I im Imss in this III hi of until day 1 ht Until I don I Hunk 1 iouldivtrsleipwlthhlmiitiin llilpnie pli isi World lurniil us Ill Down Dear Upside town You nerd more than I can offer dear 1leanc some and learn how deal with what appmm to he and If limit Dear Ann Landirs I in a widow ii The days fine be evening arc I goni to nice single irs but met nothing bums who want bid partner How does a respectable womun detent man Or arc there any left Beginning To Doubt It Iflihln a hi rrlng barrel I In an adult education elass fet Involved with political or a eood or Irclurm on Ihut vou Tin re are plenty of decent men around hut Ihey arm I lookiiu for company in bam ON THE HOME FRONT Mom kids applaud return of school Itv MI- approach and the oft repelled phrase of Ih ink summer holidays at last conns inthusiasm to who II 1 for 1ngllsh Ibis year it mimorns as rapidly as July p nil in f ici of detiilmg upon a new wardrobe of Mothers hirri minus silnduli if maturing with tint of buying iloihlng for a family Hi it is but Hit skill of blowing the fuses of a ilnrgi with who want hiirculs and us n talk both sexes out of shoes wth mil with diabolic skill it lit shirt bearing the slofian lay sw present in image ennducne to schol istic success All this while to remain within budget that has be more flexible than in ilaslic band turytime we enter a store Julius shopping sprees Is stulvinf i pi in of Ihe vast new school she is about to intir horror of hapless gride mi In first day in high finished in in broom while irclung or and of am who spent one whole lost ind cringing period in This wanderer naturally bung too imlMrrnssed to gel up and halfway ihi merilj sat light lowered his volte an ottivi and In nil to for a short ml from llu lofty elevation of gride has bet ink sister dubious ice as to which teacher is a con job requiring out to merely sit through it iss with in Intelligent expression and illy minds that you prove your ition of isiloni on paper a summation pi nil irities Ih is of lo a new stulint my remaining is slill more Inleristed in gr idualmg In ritiss shi will no doubt attain with honour si in In as chilli nging is skills In f only could possibly Inuslale that ill import question lunch hour when asked mom Whin will tin big hind to be for HOTEL BRAMPTON Presents SQUARE featuring Bramptons Mr Squaredance ED HAZEL POW WOW LOUNGE Home of Country Music Sept PATCHES With Carol Ann Sept 1116 Country Sunshine Queen St E NEWFIE NIGHT every Thurs wallpaper The truth of the matter is they are merely holding the paper up then a poor brow beaten char comes in while couple In nice clothes own on couch and says It a Yes you can wallpaper Last but not least is that lovely lady of the diner You remember She one who hands you the quicker upper when you spill something I don t know about you but if that situation ever happened me good old could forget her lip and I personally go out of my way to avoid the quicker picker upper for Ilk one more This Is one I dislike more than any of other commercial on TV The supposed real housewife commercial the one lhat really to me has a moron for a mother Hint tells us how her daughter and son love put dirt on Hie slide and slide right through It then in a high pilch squial she yells my girl you can bear the child crying in the back ground probably hat is her knees from the trip on the slide This commercial proven to you that Bide hi the bettcr product see clothes come sparkling while Baloney all it proves to me is the total lack of sensitivity of the morons ha I write trash Thais my commercial for you Who knows If I drop column in Bide before press lime maybe only whiter than while blank space will appear Washable fabrics best for backtoschool wear ra looking at bark lo se hool fashions for their ones will find thai washable like corduroys col Ions arc still very much a pari of the scene says Pat head he fashion and design department at Sheridan college While little girls hemlines may a bil longer this yeir the styles still echo grown up fashions big tops over skirts and masculine fabrics liny checks and done gal tweeds appearing in many outfits The home work on a wardrobe for herself or her older daughter would do well put her money into good fabrics like pure wool silks and cottons Mrs Gwycr soys There area lol of yisler mixtures In stores perform better than straight ind are cheaper Wools silks and cations all tend to crease easily Ihe new generation seem crease she says so those who by gone battles the hoi Iron lo get wrinkle free can rchx Egyptian and Indian were very popular even though Ihey wrinkled even before they were worn so younger don I look art bents mens ind and wide bells The hair toques pulled back a bun and the The ultra fushiuneonscious black velvet pillbox with the worn will wtinng very jewel on the front is the hat to draped dresses with wide be worn tor the special very shoulders The look is sliil dressy occasion she says big with blouse on lops Shades of the IWDsl Ashgrove News and Mr and Mrs Emmeraon Itobinson who celebrated fifth wedding on August May they have many more Congratulations to all who have wedding anniversaries in September with special best wishes to Mr and Mrs Arthur on their on Sept 28 Mr and Mrs Maurice Dixon of Georgetown Guiana and Mrs peacock of Vancouver have been visiting Mr and Mrs Fred Nurse which means holiday is over and we hope jours wjs the best you ever had with of memories next School his started once more Now Ihe holidays art over lessons have And days take the place of Wilh of fun So cheer up now dear children And do mil look too sad Your school lys are tin good Ton You ill wish them back again Of Ibis I m very sure Congratulations and ill wishes to two very fine couples Mr Mrs Wilson First Morgan original horse was named after owner Justin Morgan foaled in 1789 Ran Willi fashion still likes man tail and masculine fabrics like hams and soft tweeds and wool vests skirls and pants Men shirt is also popular shades beiges and are still very wilh dark blackberry green and amethyst com ing inlo top fashion We ilso see dark oranges In tweeds and nun slripes Mrs says A of top designers are using leather Mrs says their creations arc vtrysoft suppltand are also very Boots are vcrv big this They now have straight and low heels While effort is being lo bring in the that we see often Dine at HARROP OF MILTON HI Sterlet Avenue It Costs So Little To Save A Professional Colour Portrait only Choose Irom our selection I scenic colour background You may select additional portrait at reasonable prices with no obligation See our large Decorator Portrait satisfaction always or your cheerfully rclunded One silling per subject lor additional group or Individuals 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