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THE HERALD Wednesday viewpoint Postelection predictions All the comforts of home amid Hawaiian splendor By Gerry Hen id Well it appears that Use Tories are In which hai prompted my predictions tor Joe Who Within a few mouths no one will ever refer to Joe Clark as Joe Who everyone will know who Hard time are ahead and Canadian will learn very quickly the difference between promise that can be kept and prom that were never intended to be kept In the first place 1 predict an early election and the hardest winter for Canadians in past ID years I predict that Joe Clark own words once Canadians get to know me better hey 11 learn to like me will be permanently engraved In the minds of the thousands who any change is a change for the better SOUR GRAPES Sour grapes Not on your life Just an awareness of the facts the hard facts of reality against 100 years of history You can mall me this column and 1 eat my words with salt and pepper If proven other La and his wife Helen of the same age were the first hot tub fatalities la the latest to sweep the North American continent Hot tubs ire selling like craiy these approximately five feet deep round wooden tubs filled to the top with bubbling warm water are said to relax and There no doubt about he relaxing for and his wife fell asleep then into a coma as they slowly cooked to death The medical term is hyperpyrexia similar to the cause of death in sun stroke Hot tubs con prove very dangerous and require constant supervision around little ones Here a an interesting item from New York where one doctor in five agrees that contact with female patients is very useful Erotic contact la everything from kissing to fondling and sexual Intercourse The survey conducted by the University of California Professor Sheldon Hardener and Ivan and showed that 19 per cent of the ISO doctors Interviewed believed erotic contact was useful to their patients To which I can help adding that bet It was pretty useful to those high minded professionals too For medicinal purposes only my dear of course New York Is under attack by super rats Super rats are not a figment of a Grade horror movfe but a reality of genetics Identified as Norway or brown rats the super rodents are bigger and more to poison according to Alan Beck director of the health departments animal affairs Two weeks woman was helped by a bystander as the rats attacker her and were bent off from nibbling her logs as she screamed in 1 find the idea of super rats very Irlghcttttng tram an environmental point of view Even though we are constantly being reassured regarding the dangers of pollution and radiation nature has very quick and strange ways of compensating Super rats that are Immune to deadly poisons a case In point Regarding radiation one of the latest scares comes from Harold Johns of the U of Toronto and associates who arc aware thai faulty ray machines arc the cause of cases of leukemia a year Johns said here has been no cover up but felt that scare publicity causing people to refuse rays would cause more deaths than the danger from cancer I often get the feeling with so many changes so rapidly in our environment and society In general that we roll like a snowball downhill on a collision course and pessimistic or not that collision Is getting closer and closer Couples and families alike are discovering the joys of slaying in a condominium resort while on vacation in Hawaii Condominiums the of an apartment and a hotel offer travelers all the com forts of home plus many You find everything from luxuriously units to mure modestly fur nished ones with prices to match says George Arch lour sales director for Aloha Airlines jn inter island earner mod em jet service Condos ihcy re larly called range in size from siudios to three bed apartments all with fully equipped kitchens washerdryer facilities In terms of value in Hawaii can be beat For the price of a hold room you can rent the equivalent of a Parents with children especially save by renting a one or two bed room instead of sever a hold rooms at a lime For example priced one bedroom can ill a of five for r per person per Maid service is also avail able so vacationers can leave the cleaning to some one else in their Hawaii home from home Other amenities vary from resort lo but it not unusual lo find sandy beaches restaurants swimming Some of Hawaii best resorts cJn be found i the outside Neighbor Is per person tor a cor cassette tape tour and a choice of one dinner out Your favorite travel agent condo packages available on the different islands Or travelers can call toll free to condominium boot ing agencies such as ands More IRWEL For all your travel needs Call Rick Bonnefte 8533580 ivclcr- arc calling and ask ing about Aloha s Neighbor Island packages says The most popular pack ages arc the and car pi ins Visitors like the flcxi and the opportunity to see Hawaii at their own pace Besides driving around the less crowded Neighbor Is lands is fun and easy says Archer A typical three night pack age to the island of Mum which has some of Hawaii best beaches starts from SUP DRENCHED HAWAIIAN The Ekahi is one of condominium resorts In Hawaii visitor all the comforts of home and more Mast have fullv furnlahrd unit and amenities including pools and rcational facilities nearby BRITISH CLUB Now Being Formed For information call COCHRANE TRAVEL BUREAU Moore Pork 8770222 Florida SPRING FEVER SALE WAIKIKI AND HAWAII Hllo and Kona Departures every Friday commencing Friday January If through Friday December PRICE FROM TORONTO Round trip air transportation via American Airlines and Pan Am TORONTO HONOLULU TORONTO Round trip air Tram pert at Ion to Neighbor Island of Hawaii nights accommodation at Walkikl Bi at and nights a Kona on the Island of Hawaii Including par Slate Tax Welcome breakfast It Honolulu city sightseeing tour and a 3 nights ition at Hawaii i McKay Might bag at local Hawaiian escorts guides Include Canada tax PRICE PER PERSON FROM TORONTO SUPERIOR HAWAII HAWAII Queen Lagoon Kona Lagoon Jan n Apr Share Twin Single Supplement CASSIS CASUS Apr Dec Share Twin Single Supplement CASUS Reduction per Adult Sharing Triple Room Reduction for Child I Sharing with Parent BARBER HENLEY 33 Mom St REDDOT REALTY LTD Finn H Manager Michael Adams Trudy Simmons REALTOR Terrific view from this deluxe modern custom home on IS acres located north of Georgetown Many extras like walk outs balconies quality broad loom etc Asking Call Cooper 877 Well established area close to con lake In Hallon Hills provides setting tor this super brick bungalow with attached garage Includes glass doors to cedar deck finished rec room plus two large extra rooms Lots of living for only Call Reg Custom built rustic charmer nestled among mature trees on acre village lot Formal dining eat In kitchen fireplace finished room with walk out to patio Exceptional workmanship throughout many extras A must to see with Trudv Simmons 0173 COUNTRY s Super clean brick bungalow on acre lot north of 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washroom Country living of Its best For Information on low down payment call Adams VILLAGE SETTING 3 bedrooms on huge lot features double car garage family room fireplace throughout Asking sal Susan B FIRST OWNER quality built bedroom spilt be you New paint DAC warranty and lots of special Try your down pay Call BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING New bedroom home A 1 construction throughout living room with fireplace big sunny kitchen extra country lot at an affordable price of Don wait call today CHARMING STARTER AT STARTER PRICE Wfl Situated on lovely treed village lot this cozy wall kept bungalow has fireplace In living room finished room eat In kitchen and detached garage For viewing call Trudy Simmons at COUNTRY RANCHER Immaculate 3 bedroom eat In kitchen quality broadloom deck off formal dining room garage plus mora Must be Call Susan si Be the envy of all your friends In this elegant two storey home in exclusive area aroundveranda double lot fireplaces Contact Susan today this home Is sold A BEATIPUL CHOICE this lovely home Witt Its cathedra celling living r and super gar mot kitchen plus a fan tastlc acre lot Call for In formation and list of extras 877 COUNTRY CHARMER New village home offers country I 3 bedrooms torn living and dining rooms large cat kitchen wllh lotsof cupboard space C Finn tor details Large pie shaped lot for sale with Large one car garage In law suite a much more For more Information Mike COMMERCIAL INVESTMENT Main St store fronts plus 3 apartments otters potential lr town core Call Finn tor details 877 LAND FOR SALE acres of rolling for sale Great gardening or whatever Building available Check out this price SUMO down Owner will hold TORONTO LINE 4534442 Put smile on your lawn TORONTO LINE 453