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December Tilt IT 19 Countdown on for Santa dans parade itThusp rudt spnoreel it it Lit ns Club held Decern r Market Centre Jayites 1 and have n II ey be entering Hoars in it t para and Acton linns Hand Canadian llranch pipe band I lands from I lit and ji air and a band fr mi Aurora been signed up for the parade i plenty of room f r however and ionizers are muting any or Individual in pulling on entry in parade parade mars ha 1 1 Porter at for further lion or any number of the A REAL FEND Eileen Edwards had this dress all picked out for herself at the Thursday it the Terra Community all Saturday morning Herald photo by Taylor viewpoint The sand breeders meet the Son of Satan PAINT AND WALLPAPER By GFRItY Herald It a time again for potpourri regular feature of this co lumn Here we take a some times serious but mostly not so serious tongue In cheek took at this wonderful wacky world we live in Before we start our journey I thought you might like to share in a question asked by a regular reader It went as follows Why do you switch from being serious one week to the kind of thing in potpourri he next week Well the answer is a fairly simple one not to reflect on thewrllerofcourse all know is a very serious business often filled with great personal tragedy How life s tragedies arc small when compared to the millions upon millions of liny miracles that happen each day is a miracle When man laughs he toys with his own failings and the smile found in midst of tragedy is a hope for a belter tomorrow A smite given or received can make a day a good one Laughter flowers sunshine the Ing of the seasons are of life little miracle take time to think because life is never bows or gray skies to look with the in cheek approach every now and a gain and of course we know what the result of that Is flight folks ON JOURNEY on our Journey now as we travel to the outskirts of Chicago Here each in a local cemetery an eerie sight takes plaic A man wrapped in a black cape and carrying a coffin finds a nice spol puts on Ins silver helmet and lies down closes his little eyes and goes night According to Sgt John Marker the chap is known as Son of Satan and locals are used him but people driving by get nervous and call police I wonder why must be a new way of dealing wlih insomnia after all lit wears a from the laboratories of Gary Dahl he s the fellow who brought you pel rock I comes another of his brain I horn you re ready for this sand breeding Your kit comes complete two test Church traffic prompts region parking ban Parking will be banned a long the north side of Maple Avenue hill in George town if Hal ton regional council accepts a public works com recommendation last week in response lo municipal concerns over flow In the area on Sundays The weekly parking situa lion outside Holy Cross Catholic Church led Hilts municipal officials to ask regional police to examine recurring problems and possible solutions In re local police advised the region which controls Ma pie Avenue to ban parking along both sides of highway between Main Street and Del rex Boulevard The region ftpublic atari reviewed police re commendation however and decided that a ban along only one side of Maple Avenue Is Regional staff also exam situation along Maple between Delrex and Street where students from both the high school and Ho ward Public School wall for rides and buses each weekday afternoon Staff concluded that parking should be restricted in thai area north side of Ihe street be the post office and Del rex The public works committee accepted staff advice and recommended last Wednesday that parking should be banned along the north side of Maple between Main and some metres in length and on the sou lb side between and thi post office about 300 metres breeding you have your very own wasleland Accord this kit is for people who are bored with or incompetent at what they have been doing those who are unable master upholstery or accounting Guess what People are buying them but I maintain that if you are at all you any wild beach and own sand breed them yourself and note the middleman JOLLY Over to Jolly old England now as we visit where the patrons of the Punch Bowl Inn sure don shoot the bill No si ret lilt bull In question came crashing through roof landing In a space be the refrigerator and the back wall They didn I but sent for a local farmer who owned the bull to remove it Mr Dull suffered only a few bruises as a result from his unscheduled trip How so you Well the Inn bocks on iota I hillside where Ihe bull had to nibble some tender leaves unfortunately the roof of Ihc Punch I bull proof Flash a new bulletin from Sheffield England Roy slopped our lo help his be bridi prepare for their On his way to his future brides home he dropped wedding bike in the front Tins caused his future mother in lo Ixtome very upset A shouting match followed and one thing led another and before you knew what was happening Roy up and socked his mother in law to be in the jaw His Anlhea siid the wed ding is off Later in court the old judge If he had hit me insiead of mv mother I probably still would but I m not hiving any man hit my mum And how did your wedding go we leave for this week that and mystcr character Maiianshl Sometimes Yogi has stopped by again and if I know the he bound en lighten us with his words of wisdom Takeitawaj You young people should remember that as elephant foolsleps of the tiny ant are seldom beard yet both arrive their destination Well I get the thai that man is profound but I can never figure out what trying to say Someone should ask the good old Mahanshi what happens if the elephant steps on the ant Oh well thank you again Ma Till next week keep on smiling SAVE Factory Sale Price ONLY GALLON Reg SPRED IATEX SEMIGIOSS ENAMEL Reg VINYL COATED WALLPAPER WASHABLE PREPASTED GEORGETOWN DECORATING CENTRE DOWNTOWN GEORGETOWN MAIN ST S 8774193