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Friday May 1 Page II Entertainment Spring is Directed by Dale Wood be variety of number including Georgetown Choral Society tang to some Enter theme tune and an appreciative audience Sunday at wngt Photo by Simon the lloly Crow Church Entitled Cetera the choir performed An exciting round of identify the speaker Lets start with another exciting round of Identify the Speaker This weeks mystery quote Is I want people to know Im never going to follow I am a leader Full marks are awarded If you correctly den tided the speaker as Don Hoyden a 19 year old quadriplegic from Washington State who plans to climb Mount Rainier a considerable feat even for someone without a handicap Weirs Half marks are awarded If you thought the speaker was C Premier Bill Zalm explaining why he had Just contradicted another one of his cabinet ministers No marks can be awarded but an honorable mention Is given If you thought the speaker was John Turner promising to articulate his clear and forthright position on free trade Just as soon as hes told what It Is Speaking of notable accomplishments I was delighted to read the other day that the Princess of Wales has finally shucked her image as Shy the gal who doesnt like to speak In public and behold there was actually a news story reporting had spoken for a full minute after reviewing officer cadets at the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst I suppose that cynical response might be that this is Just another example of the favorable press treatment that is accorded to royalty I mean I dont think you or I would gel congratulatory newspaper headlines Tor speaking aloud for seconds When E speaks people listen When Weir speaks people make wry faces and him to order round On the other hand I suppose you could argue Gosecond speeches by public figures arc In and of themselves a Good Thing They are for Instance preferable to speeches by public figures In fact I really wouldnt mind seeing a newspaper headline that announced that a certain few Canadians had decided shut up entirely But Im getting a little off track here What really fascinates me Is the speech Dl Is reported to have made She Is reported to have said I can well Imagine how much hard work bad to be put In by the staff of the academy and the cadets to achieve such an impressive result Now you will have observed right the bat that these few words could not possibly till go seconds I managed to stretch the sentence o seconds when I read It out loud but even this was accomplished only by adopting a Porky Pig stutter I the academy and the cathesoldlers So what one wonders did Dl say for the remaining seconds The question Is all the more Intriguing because the news story was accompanied by a photo of the princess standing In front of a stationary line of cadets all standing at attention In their dress uniforms And what do you say about a line of cadets standing at attention Fortunately I have been able via my secret contacts in London to obtain a lull draft of the speech which has hitherto gone unpublished in Its entirely After commenting on he Impressive result It seems that the princess continued Seldom has It been my pleasure to in front of a line of such well turnedout young men and women I observe that their shoes arc all nicely their shoelaces are all neatly lied and heir files are all safely done up All except for fellow third from Ih el eft TAKE OUT DELIVERY PARTY MarnyS J 8730430 Guy Bold beautiful and baffling Its difficult to jump into the middle of a soap opera what with all the sto ry lines and bizarre relationships You re better off starting with someone whos been watching for a while And pay close attention things get awfully complicated In case youve missed The Bold and the Beautiful the new CBS soap from the people who created The Young and the Restless let me fill you in Ive been watching since It went on the air In March The story Involves three families There are the Forresters Stephanie Eric the highfashion muckymuck of Los Angeles their daughter and their sons Ridge and Thorn The Forresters have quite a sense of It comes to naming kids Then there are the Spencers Wil liam and his daughter Caroline And there are the Logans a poor family thrown In to provide some class con widow Beth Logan her son Storm and her three daughters Brooke Katie and Donna I don t know about bold but these people certainly are beautiful In fact they re so beautiful that they all seem to be about the same age mothers fa then daughters sons boyfriends and girlfriends Handsome Eric Forrester is fond beautiful Lynley who also seems to be in love with Erics hand some son Ridge arid with handsome William Spencer the father of Ridges beautiful fiancee Caroline Hope youre following this The doesnt slop there Imagine If you will a perfectly gor geous blond woman In her sym metrical features clear eyes shoul derlength hair even smile Well this show has three of them Caroline Spencer Krlsten Forrester and Brooke Logan They look so much alike they really ought to be required to wear name tags If Ridge Forrester were a normal sort of fellow this similarity wouldn be a problem for viewers Wed be able to tell the women apart by whom they were hugging and kissing But Ridge will hug and kiss any woman as long as shes beautiful which as I say Is no problem here While Caroline was off for a fitting for her wedding gown he Jumped In bed with Alex who luckily Is a bro net to or I might not have spotted the problem Actually the only reason Ridge asked Caroline to marry him was be cause her father told him not to see her again It was a tense moment Ridge asked Has Caroline said something Spencer answered Enough for me to realize that she could be taken in by you Taken in by I am not unaware of your charm and your reputation Reputation Ridge may be bold and beautiful but he no blabbermouth Ive avoided mentioning the names of the actors in this show because even that gets confusing Storm Lo gan Is played by Ethan Wayne Wil liam Spencer Is played by Jim Storm You figure It out My favorite character Is Katie Lo gan Amid acres of clear skin straight white teeth flat tummies and flowing hair heres a young woman with acne YOUSUPPLYTHEHUG MOTHERS Off SPECIAL Every Mom deserves a mug and a hug on Mothers Day When you pick up a 15piece bucket or a barrel of Kentucky Fried Chicken with bread and salads be tween May and May well give you a special handpainted coffee mug Its giftboxed and ready logo need to add is the hug Dont delay though Theres limit of one mug per order while supplies last and there are more Moms than mugs Its the taste- A Guelpli Street Georgetown 8775241