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ha unlay 11 Prince Willie has to face painful truths Gosh you Just hove feel your heart go out to Prince William the eldest son of Chnrles and The poor little tyke is Just five years old and already he headed for of tie disillusionment It was reported In the papers recently that the little prince caused something of a stir at a birthday party by flinging food about and refusing to pick up after himself When the attendant adults protested he screamed When king I m going to send my knights round to kill you Wens View The kid you must admit spunk Just five years already hi laying plans his babysitters execute for his situation when It finally dawns is not psychologically crippling Granted all us have to tare up to painful truths as we pass through childhood Childhood Is a time of making grandiose plans which can never be realized In tact thinking back on It there Is one my childhood chums who actually made his glorious dreams come true lie s the one who proclaimed proudly in Grade By the time I II cither be a or I II Ik in jail And hi did It In fact he did thin tit planned He ma It to jail he wis Hut it rest at as la came to with the act that we are I rillunlly hoped Thai Mill imagine how much harder must for j little boy who Is that hi will grow up to king yd realized thit hi to be crowned joo jl loo to hive iny fun Von in just picture the little I hi- shining with as his hi kinR Ml all But tragically the little charmer just seem lo understand the principles of constitutional monarchy And you Just have to hope that the reality of Canadian theatre and music William H Nault Publisher The World Book Encyclopedia NQ The arts have nourished in Canada during this century since he end of he World War known theatrical is the Stratford I estiva held annually in On from June November Wording lo World Book famous in the of William Shakespeare and oilier noted Summer drama in the Shaw festival in Ontario and the festival in Que bee The leading theatre nation Frcnih speaking Canada is Theatre Nouvcau Monde in Mom real Canada most outstanding or include the Montreal Sym phony Orchestra the Arts Centre Orchestra and the Van Symphony Orchestra Solo performers who have gained fame include the late pianist Glenn Gould and singers Maureen Forrester Lois Marshall Louis Quilica and Jon Gordon Light foot Mitchell Anne Murray and BuTfy Mane have achieved stardom in popular music For a free copy erf the World Book History of Canada tide writs to World Book Ro- Station Merchandise lart Plaza Chicago IL It possible perhaps that little William will begin to realize bit by bit that being king Is no longer all It cracked up to be This truth may have begun to glimmer the day he expressed a desire to be rid of his turbulent nanny and absolutely no one reached for an axe The truth may start lo come into clearer focus when he old enough to make an objective comparison between his own father and say Wicked King John He will ask himself Is my lather the sort Of man who dispatches the Sheriff of Nottingham to murder Robin Hood And the truth will come home lo him No my father Is a vegetarian who falls off polo ponies Still one fears there will come a day when Prince Charles will have to take his son aside and explain the awful reality to him Son 1 think Its time we discussed this little list of yours the little list of people you want your knights to kill when you re king Oh It t a little list Daddy It s a very long list And 1 ve Just added Auntie Anne to It She trod an my turtle Son the plain act Is that your knights t going to kill anybody Because you re not going to have any knfghts What do you mean I not going lo have any knights If 1 funny little don t have any knights what am I your wrist going to do to the people I don I No no vlvelltng motion with not going to do any waving Just going to Issue Well basically you re going to low and decrees at them Actually you won be issuing Wove at them any of those either You won be Yes Its urn a spiclal sort of issuing anything at all Maybe the used only by members the denial when one the tabloids amity Essentially you hold your claims you re dispiralily in up half and make a with a collector Face in the Crowd GEORGETOWN CINEMAS GUELPH STREET 1 STARTS TODAY An American Success Story MORAL MORALES EvBningiat7 Matinee Sat A Sun il 2 STARTS TODAY r HAMBURGER HILL Evenings at 7 1 ft 15 pm Only 2 MATINEE SAT SUN AT 2 T HE The lr Motion Picture 3 STARTS TODAY Evenings at 7 Matinee Saturday Sunday at 2 m flJSM ALL SEATS ANY SHOW ON TUESDAYS