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HA TON MILLS OUTLOOK Saturday October II Paget Dropout candidate Biden born wrong side of border Pity poor JoeBlden the Democratic senator had to drop out of the presidential race after revelations that he plagiarized In law school has been telling Inflated tales about his academic career and cribbed a campaign speech from British 1 Party leader Nell Klnnock And now Irony of Ironies It turns out that his big mistake was being bom on the wrong side of the border had he been born In Canada he might well be prime minister loday This Is the gist of a remarkable analysis by the Rev Colin Campbell a political science professor at Georgetown University If Sen had been running or office In Canada says the professor his transgressions would never have been paraded on the rant pages since Canada Is still a society where fair play Is upheld For Instance the professor adds It Is extremely unlikely that the Canadian press would begin digging up Ed old university transcripts Just because his party Is riding high In the polls This Is a fascinating pronouncement And let leave guarantees that Canadian reporters will Immediately begin digging up Ed old university Iranscrlpts to prove that they have as little respect far air play as Ihencxl fellow News Hash University transcripts reveal that Ed llroadbenl once received a minus mi a political science paper on Hit rounds that It was a bit bland and lei tortuous lengthi to avoid the word socialist No lacks whilf of I II you to be blunt and until of course you could irgue Sin got exactly comeuppance he deserved I man can be excused having back in law but you have to jinous doubts about a politician cribs a campaign pitch from Tim one of the en routi to by Maggie I irichini one of seems a bit j bit tike pinching oik luiTiirmrs larceny I the Judgement When you sec it in black and while like this the point is clear The plain act Is that Sen well the fact Is that he did more or less what else does You and I it goes without saying are honest people But 1 think it s fair to say that we also have personal experience with the manner In which having played the Seventh Ell In the Grade Six Christmas pageant can became magnified over the years Into a once blossoming career on the stage Granted most of us don exaggerate quite as enthusiastically as Sen We has mat don t actually Invent academic school on J lull degrees Still would we really want and that hi some reporter to double check I In the lop half of his everything we ever said about ourselves This Is the point at which you begin to think terribly fond thoughts about the good old Canadian spirit of fair play Just Imagine the sort of life that the average Canadian might wish to present to the world with the appropriate translations In brackets Herbert Success spent several happy years at high school In fact a year more than everyone else did and briefly considered a career in Investment banking until he failed Math After graduation he attended university well mostly he attend this is why they asked him leave and later took up the of a managerial position til with Georgetown Market Place 8731603 PRESENTS TORONTOS HOTTEST BAR BANDS Kicking Off Our 1 st Sunday October 1 VEHICLE KIM MITCHELL COVER BAND PM to PM No Alcohol Served Past 1 pm In The Weeks Ahead You Will See Such Bands As BACK STREET OCT 25 NOV 1 TO COME LONDON UNDERGROUND SILVER BULLET Oct 31st SARASIN GEORGETOWN CINEMAS STREET STARTS TODAY THE PRINCIPAL Released Through Colombia Pictures of Canada COARSE LANGUAGE VIOLENCE Evenings at 5 pm Matinee Saturday Sunday at pm STARTS TODAY THE LOST BOYS SCARES TANTALIZES AND KEEPS YOU LAUGHING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT THE Evenings at 91 pm Matinee Saturday Sunday at 200 pm 3 SECOND GREAT WEEK I I I Evenings at 15pm Only I SPECIAL MATINEE The Chipmunk Adventure Starts Saturday Sunday at 2 00 oclock ALL SEATS ANY SHOW ON TUESDAYS