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SECTION THE HERALD Decembers 1TJ problem My beautiful man flJ0 couldnt do a thing and still cant He aayj never happened to him before Meanwhile the divorce is In progress Until we got together this man had a reputation for being a la dies man so whats going on CRAZY FOR SILVER FOX OHIO DEAR CRAZY Old Silver Fox sounds like a sheep In wolfs clothing Maybe his wife Miss Tiger Print and the other ladies who gave him his la knew something you didnt Or he could be one of those mens rights ad vocates who believe In life liberty and the happiness of pursuit Given the age gap 1 d give the guy the gate DEAR MEG Two weeks and four days ago somebody came Into our yard and stole our sheep dog We re heartbroken and to make matters worse Sally Is almost blind We cant bear to think of her in some strange place with strange people can only hope shes being treated with kindness My question is why do people steal other peoples dogs when they can go to the pound and get one of their own Sally Is old and t do anything ex cept He around the house The and the Humane Society have hun of puppies and younger dogs that would make terrific pets I m 14 and Im going to write an say on stealing pets for my English class Also I want to put up the money we were saving for Sally s eye opera tion as a reward for finding her but my folks dont want to because Its Do you think a reward might make the thief bring her back SAD AND VERY MAD LAKE FOR EST ILL AUTOS FOR SALE Bride finds spouse isnt a turnon By Meg DEAR MEG 1 was an 18-year- old virgin when I married Tim Tim hadnt had much experience either Hed only been with one girl before The problem Tim doesnt turn me on The only way I can get excited is to think of some of the pom movies Ive seen And I often wonder what it would be like to be with another man Theres a guy at work whos a good friend of mine Weve talked about my problem Ralph thinks I should go to bed with another guy just once so that I II realize I not missing out on any thing at home Im tempted Should I go ahead and get It out of my system KANSAS DEAR KANSAS Right and 1 tut Ralph would be the first to volun teer Some guys will try anything Youd be crazy to fall for a line as transparent as the one hes handing you Adultery t solve problems It creates them Stay home and work on Tim Im not one for porn flicks but there are several howto sex videos on the market that could be helpful to the inexperienced lover Give them a try DEAR MEG Ive been going with a man years my senior For 19 years he and his wife have been sepa rated Im 30 and hes Hes very handsome and distinguished with gor geous silver hair and a fabulous mind Until recently he was going with a real bombshell of a woman who wears wonderful Jewelry and runs around in tiger print dresses But she got tired of waiting for him to get a divorce and they broke up when things began to get serious be tween us He proposed I accepted and went to bed together for the first time DEAR SAD A reward might mo tivate other dog lovers to look harder for Sally Is loo much Peo ple who steal dogs arent usually look ing for rewards On the chance that Sally got loose or was let go heres what the experts say you should do Notify the police call all the animal shelters in your area advertise In the Missing Pet classified section of your newspaper and distribute flyers with Sally de scription around town Then hope for the best THE HALTON HILLS HERALD WHEN BILLED DONT MISS IT THATS RIGHT WE LL RUN WORD CLASSIFIED PAY SI the HERALD 15 Si EASYSELL CLASSIFIED CS UP TO WORDS UP TO 3WEEKS OR UNTIL YOU CANCEL AD J DINING ROOM TABLE teak round extends to oval with choirs LIGHT BROWN ED bar stools with backs perfect lion call 877 ORLDS lembershlp asking WOO Excellent facilities Call tes NEW BRUNSWICK conditlc fl33 CHINA CABINET solid wood Glass doors like new 838 m PROFESSIONAL POOL table 4xB all accessories Included call bedroom set walnut night tables drawer dresser mirror drawer chest like new 83B INCH electric stove white 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