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Page OUTLOOK I9ST 1 NOW PLAYING TOM STEVE TED SELLECK GUTTENBERG DANSON Bga TOUCHSTONE PICTURES SCREEN PARTNERS INC LEONAfiDNWOYr TOM STEVE TEDDArfiON THREE MEN AND A I OS JEAN FRANCOIS TED ROBERT LEONARD rTWST at 700 915 Matinee Daily at 2 Starting Saturday 2 2ND GREAT WEEK Steve Martin John Candy Trains 2 MATINEE DAILY AT PM STARTING SATURDAY 300 ALL SEATS ANY SHOW ON TUESDAYS Those newsy royals Sigh Looks like It time or all loyal admirers of the Royal Family lo despairing again Actu illy been that lime a given the Royals chin for attracting ihe of news coverage normally for Scan and Madonna To start with of course there Weirs View been reading about the time in London vivacious Charles Is spending his In the northofScotland Ami now comes the most devjstalinj news of all We learn that broke down in helpless cars alter a wretched photographer snapped her picture her dinncrdoti was Irying to run rtit- prompted howls of lion mm Britain tabloid rcportir who could scarcely imagine someone o licking m fibre he would dislike the Royal Marines basic train which seems just a trifle considering the source Having been a newspaper reporter myself I am struck by the singular lack of similarity between boot camp and journalism Survival training for most reporters means learning to live with hangovers while the trend toward computerized newsrooms is even reducing the iional risk of papercuts Personally I applaud Edward dec to opt tor amateur theatrical Faced with a choice between basic training and playing Romeo in a church basement I choose Romeo in a sec Keck I be happy to settle for playing Juliet But poor Prince Edward Is hardly the only Royal who been having prob A while back there were the reports lhat and Di had amused themselves during an at the Ascot races by poking other spectators In the bottom with their umbrellas Naturally this caused considerable consternation since it violated the but timehonored code of Royal behavior English have throughout history been relatively free to behead their spouses tax the daylights out of the peasants and occasionally go mad But they been expected to draw the tine at goosing the bystanders with urn It was a hallmark Queen Victoria s gnat era that any of her subjects could confidently bend over In her presence en when it was raining In any case the spate of depressing news stones hardly stops here For TRIO HOW AVAILABLE MOVIE RENTALS Thi fact these The princess went out to dinner with one Major David Water ho use of the Lift Guards He dropped her off she started lo walk away he xlng questions Just for s how do you playfully run someone over your car Do grin boyishly and then afterward as In looking up at muffler as that they will one day look it this and laugh How does Prince ijiiiode We hive no Idea lhoiihuLcanprobibly guess If your wife went out to dinner with an officer in Life Guards you might be quite pleased to hear lhat he had tried to run her over This would save you the bother of running her over yourself And why did try to run her over In the first place Is this something he docs to all his dates Just as a lark If so has any woman ever dated Ma more than Or is running over your date at the end of the evening just one of those tocratlc traditions which we Colonials have no knowledge or understanding of Perhaps you could try It The nest time you drop Gladys off at he end of the evening wing her with the Buick If she takes his as a sign of your good breeding please write and tell me Ah well The whole thing is much too deep and mysterious for me to fathom All in all I beginning to think that Prince Charles has come up with the best way of coping with the whole mess Nature walks Many plants shrubs and trees in the forest hove become associated with Christmas but how did these Christmas traditions start Find out during Christmas in the Country a nature walk presented on December weekends lpm at the Korlnght Centre for Conservation Klunburg A right naturalist will ex plain how holly and ivy mistletoe and other plants entered Christmas folklore and how Christmas wrcalhs and Yule logs originated Visitors can also pick up some gift ideas when come to Kor during Batteries Not Includ on December weekends al 30 pm The program includes a demonstration of all sorts of toys that don need batteries in order to operate Instead he toys are powered by solar light air and other A list of retail outlets where these toys are available in the Toronlo area will be provided pallet NEW YEARS EVE Featuring GORDON BEST 9 1am Champagne Noise Makers And Party Favours Open at 7 30 Dinner at 8 00 p m menu Tomato Juice Yorkshire Pudding Shrimp Cocktail Potato Prime Rib of Beet Fresh CauliflowerBroccoli Crepes All For 55 Per Couple Reservations 10MOUNTAINVIEW SGEORGETOWN