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THE HERALD OUTLOOK Saturday April 1 in- Page Only 55 daze to go look so gloomy So our vacations are over There are only more school daze until sum mer vacation Im sure that it will just fly by Speaking of flying many of you Florida vacationers who hpve recently returned from that sunny land of oranges are thoroughly hated and recognized because of your ugly tans We loathe you No offence meant of course Why does everyone insist on in suiting the caf food If you dont like it dont eat iU Or just buy things that are bagged or canned and arent crawling off the counter If you are lucky enough to have period four lunch you are pro bably right to think that anything you buy in the caf is relatively and raunchy- Guess what wonderful people After a long and tedious time span Ms Gooding has finally decided to have a version of a school play Ac tually it isnt really a school play it is a childrens play which is more than likely not going to be shown at the JET Midterm report cards are near us with breakneck speed You Breathe easier There is nothing more frighten ing than being unable to get enough air into your lungs to sustain nor mal activities Yet for more than one million Canadians shortness of breath is a chronic problem that in terferes with work and play and even such basic activities as eating They are victims of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease chronic bronchitis and emphysema the fastest growing causes of disability and death in the mid20th century Though cur rently incurable and often detected only after considerable permanent lung damage has oc curred they can be treated in ways that usually- minimize the damage sometimes partly reversing it and always making easier for vic tims and their families The term lumps together several diseases Symptoms in clude coughing bringing up mucus wheezing and shortness of breath Untreated COPD can lead to enlargement of the heart and heart failure Early signs of chronic bronchitis and emphysema are usually ig nored until permanent destruction has occurred The diseases are typically diagnosed in people in their or 60s The Lung Association Haiton Region offers the Better Breathing Club to help in dividuals to cope with COPD Spring programs begin April 17 in Burlington and Milton and April m Oakville For more in formation about this free program call your Lung Association at STORE HOURS 30 a 6 p except Thursday Friday a m 9 m Ctty Stylos CfotmToHomef 211 Street Georgetown 8777361 CENTRE No Fooling We have a great selection BUICK CADILLAC 320 QUEEN ST E BRAMPTON GDHS Report by MICHELLE still have a little while to prepare yourselves but just in case I have for you the top five excuses for a lousy report card The teacher marks everything hard even the honor students only got around a C Burst into tears saying Im such a failure please dont hate me and murmur something about never being able to get into college with your marks Parents will feel sorry for you 3 I dont know what happened If I dont improve my marks by the final Ill go to summer school By the time summer rolls around theyll have forgotten about it Keep putting off telling your parents about it until you can think of a really innovative excuse 5 Just dont show them I mean youre an adult now and it Is your life Amen So ends my extremely in teresting and unbelievably in formative column for yet another incredible week at Georgetown high school Two fire calls in seniors homes MYGENEVTOT Fashions For The Young At Heart 115 MAM ST SGEORGETOWN Across from Knox Church 873 Hills fire officials rush ed to two seniors homes in the Georgetown area last week to put out kitchen fires Saturday night around 30 a fire broke out in the second storey of a Durham Street apartment Officials say a grocery bag left beside a toaster oven started the fire Smoke was cleared by For All Your Fine China Silver Crystal Giftware MAIN ST MILTON 8780050 firefighters using large fans No damage was reported and there were no injuries Fire officials report damage to a kitchen counter at a seniors complex on Sargent Road Monday night Officials say a bumtout kettle ignited the blaze that began at 30 There were no injuries 124 MAIN ST SOUTH DOWNTOWN GEORGETOWN Canada Post Corporation Rural Report Card In early 1988 Canada Post Corporation made several commitments to our rural customers We promised more convenience more outlets more business for local merchants and more efficient services Canada Post Corporation is delivering ok alt of these promises and more Since our program to improve service began Canada Post Corporation has Increased Convenience by more than doubling the average hours of postal service in communities where these services are provided through retail postal operated by local businesses Increased the number Of pOStal Outlets by opening more than 180 new retail postal outlets in rural communities to complement the services offered by a corporate post office and 10 new postal outlets in communities where no postal outlet existed Increased business for local merchants by converting retail postal services from a corporate outlet to local businesses in more than 240 communi ties giving merchants the benefits of increased customer traffic Increased the efficiency of our service by allowing local merchants to retail postal products and services This enables Canada Post Corporation to concentrate on efficient pickup processing and delivery of the mail Free lockbox Service Customers who depend on lockboxes as their primary means of delivery will no longer have to pay a lockbox service fee local delivery and community postal identity have been maintained in every community where the mail system has been changed Meeting Customers delivery needs by installing additional lockboxes in retail postal outlets building community mail centres in convenient locations and expanding rural route delivery Canada Post is in rural Canada to stay Thats a promise MAILPOSTE Canada Post des posies Our commitment better service 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