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Page 18 THE HERALD Wednesday September 1989 Cousin lend me aline It was time I hated to admit it but I realized what had to be done again Pick ing up my small address and phone number diary I heaved a deep sigh of resignation Lets see now Landry Landry Raymond Landry ah here it is Landry I mut tered I this I dialed the number It rang precisely three times Good morning Rec Landry here Wreck a record and well write about it What can I do for ya Hello uh Cousin here from Speyside you know Urn how are things in Buffalo Oh yeah Well hi cousin Got somethin for me drawled in fine fashionable but a little frigid Buffalonian Yep you bet You aint gonna believe this one I said en thusiastically trying to warm up the conversation You see I knew Rec was still mad at me from the autumn of 1988 Well I didnt believe the last one know said The one about Ken OBriens Canadian champion muskie You couldnt handle that one either Remember Sixtyfive pounds caught by a bass fisherman on a tiny lure Hey who dont you just admit that you cant stand writin about other peoples records And by the way Here it comes I thought win cing Why the heck didnt I get some credit for you with that darn article anyway in quired Didnt anyone notice the superior writing style Didnt you get any fan letters No I answered softly No I didnt But I need your help again This ones really wild Okay okay Rec agreed but only because I feel a little sorry for you After all the paper forgot your picture and loon sym bol last week Hey maybe theyre trym to give you a hint squeeze you out ya know I have to say it looked good on The Herald looked better without my ugly mug in there I reasoned Anyway I called about the new Ontario brown trout record You see theres this lady Lady You mean it Lady as in girl Rec asked incredulously Heck yes Rec They can fish too know Im always getting outfished by ladies and little girls And little girl dogs too Rec added twisting the knife just a lit tle I saw the article about you and John Minns and his pet Grady All right Rec Youve had your fun Seriously though Harvey is the ladys name I continued Shes years old from Shed only been fishin once before in her lifetime 35 years ago didnt catch anything that time So she decides to take a break from her finance company branch manager job charter a boat in the Star Salmon Hunt with some friends and goes fishin along the Oakville shoreline too serious you understand I understand said quiet ly- Anyway she ties on a Northern King blue and silver spoon I cant stand this Rec these are the colors I always use too I stam mered trying to collect myself So Pam is trolling this spoon down feet in over a hundred foot depths off Bronte She gets a hit a big hit and eventually lands are you ready for this Rec huh Yep Rec affirmed A 68 pound brown trout Over three feet long and a two foot girth Her first fish Worth all sorts of prizes Only her second time fishing A new Ontario record Im quittin this game I cant stand it anymore And I refuse to write about it Im just too jealous I guess Well Rec replied Im afraid I cant help ya after all cousin Not What I cried You see in Buffalo here we pnde ourselves on our factual ar ticles We cant peddle make- believe stones here But No buts Rec continued Call me back if you get somethin that really happened Have a good fall and keep cheerin for those Buffalo Bills CLICK ON THE HORIZON The boys and their toys See you in two weeks Pool closures Both the Acton and Georgetown Indoor Pools will be closed for an nual maintenance and repairs Acton Indoor Pool Sept 210 Georgetown Indoor Pool Aug Sept Clothing Mens Children CHECK SAVE YOUR BODY Martin St 8784137 MILTON at North End Nissan J OFF ANY PIZZA OVER 900 WITH MMMUM 1M STREET Hardy Northerners New Acton Tail Realty Sabres owner Mitch La- hockey team From left Mitch Bob is proud of his Northern Ontario roots and Gagnon from Eric Gagnon Bobs cousin his contacts who grew up in Kapuskas- from Hearst Claude Gegln lbs from is hoping these Northern Ontario will Hearst and Eric Lord Hearst Herald photo add an extra element to his MidOntario Junior Tara McGaw wins gold By COLIN GIBSON Herald Sports Editor Georgetown resident Kara is rapidly running out of softball worlds to conquer Sunday the 23yearold and her Diamonds team mates won the Canadian senior womens softball championship with a win over Edmonton Enns who sparkled throughout tournament play scored her teams first run in the championship victory By virtue of her stellar play throughout the weeklong tournament she was named to the tournaments allstar team as the AllCanadian The road to the Canadian cham pionship was by no means a smooth one The Chinguacousy Diamonds finished first in their pool with a record the lone loss came at the hands of the team from British Col umbia The doubleelimination format then went into effect for those HYUNDAI OWNERS For Service Call 8731818 earns who qualified to enter the finals Friday night eked out a win over Ontario 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