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THE WEEKEND OUTLOOK 1 Page Peach nighties better than fruit baskets How many of you have opened your hotel room door late at night and discovered a strange good- looking gal in your bed I did Gosh was speechless or of a split second Ive checked into a lot of dif ferent hotels holding conventions and have been pleasantly surpris ed to find some little company gift or hotel discount coupons en titling you to a deal at the hotels hair salon shoe shine shop or whatever Once at a municipal convention for Mayors and Reeves at the Inn on the Park I opened my hotel room door and lo and behold there was a lovely gift basket of fruit with a beautiful Tory blue ribbon with a card from Premier John of Ontario I liked John Roberts When I opened my hotel room door late one Friday night at the old Lord Simcoe Hotel in Toronto I was amazed to find an attrac tive gal in the sack minus a rib bon or card of course She certainly looked better than the basket of fruit John Robarts sent me She was packaged a lot better too and in stead of cellophane she was wrapped in a peach nightie Up to this stage of the game I thought a free early morning paper left at the door was a nice touch but the pendulum of per sonal service at the old Lord Sim took a dramatic swing up- jot Stories by Steamer Emmerson wards when I spotted Sleeping Beauty in my bunk Perhaps this was a new public relations policy implemented by the hotel If it was I certainly was going to make a point of con gratulating the manager on one- upmanship over fruit baskets This room had been mine for two weeks while I and my roomie Webber had worked the company booth at the day after day It was a tough grind My employer the old Gilson Mfg Co used to bring several of us into work the Ex and would book two of us to a room Thats how I got Earnie as my room mate This particular year we were billeted at the Lord Simcoe was a company veteran and I liked him but in all due respect short balding in boxer shorts was not to be con sidered in the same class as my newly found unexplained attrac- Toastmaster Club offers coaching for speech contest Concerned that our country is heading towards separation Will you be able to tell your children you spoke out proudly to counter those who would tear Canada apart Well here is your chance to be coached and readied for the Canada Speech Contest Who knows you could win all the way and enjoy the expense paid trip to speak In Ottawa on July 1st 1991 As a community service your local Toastmasters Club is proud to offer coaching to all perma nent residents of Canada 17 and over ready for the local elimination contest This years theme is Exploring the Cana dian Mosaic French speaking contestants are also welcome and are eligible to compete in the French language series La Cana- dieime Speeches are to be bet ween and minutes in length Free coaching is offered as part of the regular club meetings Meetings are held at the Glen Williams Town Hall The dates for the next four meetings are every Monday night Meeting time to930pm For more information call Don at or Paul at 8533712 Details on the local contest will be provided later HR Block keeps up changes We know the income tax laws and the forms inside and out Thats our business HR Canadas Tax Team Put us to work for you Under New Ownership In A New Location 7 JAMES STREET Off Main St Downtown tive roomie in Her first scream made me realize she had no intention of tucking me In or kissing me bye- byes No back rub no nothing get out Maybe you are wondering i where was during this confusion had checked out first thing Friday morning to return home to attend a funeral so when I got back to the hotel after my tour of duty I was alone for Friday night Saturday night home on Sunday but back for du ty on Labor Day Monday and then it was all over for another year This gal had a pair of lungs on her that were as good as any air raid siren in Baghdad Like a fool I tried to explain to her it was really my room There wasnt a shred of my clothing or bags to be seen She demanded I beat a has ty retreat and I did Adjoining hotel room doors were being opened by the curious to see if the place was on fire or what I fled in panic and embar rassment Goodness I was positive I had the right room my pass key showed This was not to be a night of bliss Out of breath I reached the front desk and as I was explain ing my bewilderment at finding Lady in my bed I noticed one of my suits along with my bags in a small area behind the desk clerk Goodness were they apologetic It seems when checked out to go home to the funeral so meone as the desk had In advertently marked us as both checking out at the same time So when a young beauty checked in she was given my room My bags clothes and personal items were taken out before she was ushered in and just thrown aside like garbage in a pile The hotel scrambled to make amends Valet service made sure my suit was cleaned and pressed My shirts were sparkling when returned from the laundry All free of course Why when I got in Saturday night from work at the Ex would you believe there was a com plimentary basket of fruit from the hotel In my newly assigned room The card said Sorry about the mixup signed by the manager So was I I like peach nighties much better than grapes and bananas Real Estate director elected Tottenham real estate broker John Agoew was reelected as a regional director of the Ontario Real Estate Association at its an nual conference February He will represent the areas of Brampton Mississauga Oakville Milton and York Region on the OREA board of directors Active in the real estate profes sion for years Mr Agnew is president of ReMax Simcoe York Ltd in Tottenham He is a member and a pastpresident of the York Region Real Estate Board He has served on OREAs political affairs and membership education committees The Ontario Real Estate Association represents brokers and sales people and local real estate boards throughout the province SAME DAY TAX RETURNS 101 St 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Were here to help you achieve your educational goals Classes are available for parttime students at Brampton Centennial Secondary School 251 Avenue South Brampton Teleconferences for Telecollege courses are also held at this location Were sure that at Laurier youll find classes that suit your interests career and schedule Join us at our Information Session Youll have an opportunity to get answers to questions and meet staff and fellow part- time students Bring a friend Monday March 1991 Brampton Public Library Cyril Clark Branch Lecture Hall 20 Loafers Lake Lane 900 pm Wilfrid University est Waterloo Ontario N2L3CS University Ave West Waterloo Ontario 3C5