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the HERALD Wednesday August 1991 Community PigeUB Bings amorousadventures cut short How many of you dog lovers have had a handsome prized Boston Terrier stand at stud I did Once Then my wife found out I was a novice at this sort of thing and so was Floods Little Bing We just called him Bing Sex was banned from our premises after his one and only love lioson that I know about It took place in the cellar away from prying eyes It wasnt a beautiful boudoir by any means but didnt seem to mind When my wife and I were ting her father had a Boston called Pete I took a shine to old Pete and vowed after we were married I was going to have a Boston just like him Several years later we bought Bing from George Flood a Boston breeder who lived on Duf ferin Street in Toronto The next thing we knew we bought another and another Dr and Purina chow sales rocketed We were In the dog business George Flood and his son Jim encouraged us to show our stock Before I knew it I was in the I still have some of their old Canadian Kennel Club papers and some of first place rib bons Not for sex mind you but for confirmation looks obedience and showmanship In those days we had chit nor child so we could spend as much time as we pleased with our dogs The trouble started really when Mr Flood suggested we had won a few ribbons our dog fat Stories by Steamer Emmerson had matured well he was hand some maybe we should consider letting him stand at stud It certainly seemed like a good idea to me The odd would come in handy or else I could have first pick of the litter How could I lose You know and I know dogs just know when you are talking about them and Bing listening in to this conversation was ecstatic Unfortunately although knew what was going on I had failed to mention it to my wife un til had an affair while she was away shopping one day When she arrived him I ex citedly showed her the and ex plained what had taken place during her absence I was thrilled Bing was delighted my wife was displeas ed It was at that very moment she banned sex forever Bing was devastated I was disappointed my wife determined As a breeder I was out of business was out of luck You see I didnt expect Mr Flood who was well connected in the dog business to spread the word so quickly that could be had My wife was no sooner out the door than this blonde lady showed up with her Boston in tow pro duced her pedigree papers checked Bingos papers then said she was in a hurry Have you ever been in such an awkward position She had that look like she wasnt here to ad mire the lawn Her eyes were darting from house to garage and I could just tell she was wonder ing where the breeding bam was Before I could bite my tongue thrust back the money I meekly told her the cellar Bing was already tugging at his lead She carried her show ring charmer into the base ment I thought we would withdraw and let the new lovers do what was expected She insisted I stay to make sure did what he was supposed to do and she would stay to make sure her had been well spent Goodness gracious we both had to witness the courting ritual and finally the consignation My wife decided while I was telling her of my unexpected good fortune and enjoyable afternoon that the breeding farm was now out of bounds from that very moment on Later the blonde lady phoned to say her Boston had whelped and she has a beautiful Boston Temer pup thanks to B The way Bing performed I might have become a except for the sex scandal as my wife put it I have fond memories of Hewas a moneymaker SAME DAY WINDOW AND SCREEN REPAIR SERVICE J 1S Yaar3 Custom Mirror Plexiglass Cutting Shaping RESIDENTIAL- COMMERCIAL INDUSTRIAL RV AND INDUSTRIAL EQUIPMENT 7DAYSAWEEK Call Paul 4168738722 Traffic signals okayed Regional During a Halton Council meeting council members approved a recommendation by Commis of Public Works for Halton A that the go ahead be given for Traffic Signal Installa turns at Trafalgar Road and No 10 Sideroad in Halton Hills According to a 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