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The plot centres around Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast, operated by precise Mrs. Stancliffe (Patricia Ball) and her neighbour Bud "The Stud" Davis (Mike Tadic), a man with a voracious sexual appetite, aided by some little blue pills. Mrs. Standcliffe's other neighbour is hapless Henry Mitchell (Bob Land), who has been pursuing the B&B owner unsuccessfully for 25 years. So the retired chemist decides to invent his own little blue pills called Venusia-- only they increase the libido of menopausal women. Enter three middle-aged women guests: Victoria Ambrose (Sharonne Young), a ro- mance novelist with writer's block; Char- maine Beauregard (Patti Caruso), someone with an appetite to match Bud's; and Hill- ary Hudson (Karen Brodie), a former col- league of Henry's, who has come to test his Venusia. The plot thickens when Bud's cavorting with all three ladies is discovered, and they seek revenge by replacing his Viagra with Venusia. Let the laughter begin. The show is fairly flat in the first act as each character is introduced, but it gets roll- ing in the second act, with hilarious results. Once again GLT has put together an evenly talented cast of actors, each compe- tently portraying their character. While Tadic provides much of the physi- cal comedy and buffoonery throughout the play, it's Land who is the standout in the second half as his character is influenced by the consumption of his own Venusia. Once again, GLT back stage workers have provided the best set and lighting to convey that atmosphere of a New England cottage in the summertime. This is a play with adult content, al- though that content is mainly about little blue pills and couch football. It's a good play for a couple's evening out or for a women's night with the girls (particularly if the girls are over age 40). *** Sex Please, We're Sixty continues April 22-25 at the John Elliott Theatre. For tickets call the Box Office, 905-877-3700 or buy on- line at www.haltonhills.ca/theatre ENTERTAINMENT Review: Sex Please, We're Sixty is a laugh Public invited to provide feedback on Long-Term Accommodation Plan Parents and community members are invited to give feedback on the Halton District School Board's updated Long-Term Accommodation Plan. This plan addresses the existing and projected accommodation needs of students in all schools and identifies new capital projects, such as the need for new schools. Presentations outlining the Long-Term Accommodation Plan for Burlington, Halton Hills, Milton, and Oakville are available online at www.hdsb.ca. A hard copy of the Long-Term Accommodation Plan is also available at www.hdsb.ca/AboutUs/Planning/Pages/LongTermAccommodationPlan.aspx The online feedback form can be completed here: http://checkbox.hdsb.ca/ltap.aspx Once the feedback is collected, staff will report back to Trustees at the May 20, 2015 Board Meeting. Please provide your input by May 8, 2015