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with Bill Ellis THE TRUST A regular meeting of the Downtown Brain Trust was recently convened, to continue discussions on the political silly ‘A Trust member immediately arose and stated - "God help the poor Russians” B.M. the P.M. is sending them technical assistance to get theit-market economy going. If this type of technical assistance is the same that the P.M. has applied to the Canadian market economy, the Russians would be wise to say -- "Thanks -- but no " The Trust Committee following the Tory leadership race proceeded to put forth suggestions for Garth, when it comes time for him to admit to indiscretions from his past, which seems to be a requirement of the race. Kim Campbell has admitted that she smoked pot (but did not inhale, Chairman admonished the -- "Don't laugh, this is serious stuff!” Mr. Charest also admitted smoking pot, but left us up in the air as to whether "Give me a break! Stop the comedy!" ‘One of the Trust members wondered if the Downtown Brain Trust should put forth their own candidate for the Tory leadership. He listed off the staff that the Out at the Ranch [Ff ’ doctor's story right) A bag man (to collect monies to pay the staff) A confidential memo leaker (to make certain the media always had the inside story) A poll translator (to make certain the media always got the proper slant) The boys in the back room (to set policies and platform planks for the candidate -- and: await their Senate appointment.) After much discussion, it was agreed that the only talent available in the Trust, were the boys in the back room, of which, the Downtown Brain Trust had many! ‘The Chairman noting that not one Trust member had been named to the Senate as yet, urged all members to keep practicing main streeting, holding doors and admiring babies. He advised that Brian could beckon at any time, and Trust members must be A member lamented the plight of Premier Bob. 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