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a v i- w i i j i i k 1 s -thel- i w rvbltihi j kveuft thubbday mbrnino a irk z free pbbs8 power printnq house rmuisfbkkfractos ontario j tkitmftho fkkc pwisbiwilleseut to subscribers postage paid for flcb wr aj nu hi in advance ijw if not so paw no iper fiscoritiuiied till all arrears are paid taceptu the option of the publisher t ailvttstisixo ratks causual dverbse i taenia 8 per line for the first ipser tionj and cents per line for ea di jmbse- quont insertion cash proftewor al cards 10 lis orlee8w00peratiitoni- abquare 12 hues 500 per ariimui payat le m six months from date pffiusertion ar y special notice tlie object of wlrish m fto promote the lwcuurv benefit of any indi vidua or eoimianvi to be considered an i dvertise- laeiiuthe number of ifemree toned the space occupied measured by ucate of solid nonpii roil v i ostrvct ttthk oiwcoluiiui sic year halt colulim oiiefcnr quarto oolumu puc year one column six mouihs holt column nix months j quarter columu six iouili v column three niontlia half cohmlii three mouths quarter vojuunliw mouths aiivertiscuicuts without si ill be inserted till lorbitl uw iiigly- transitory advertisements biipl lie paitl untilvaneo chanel for routrrv tklvsrtiseiaei t must pt in tiiemre by 8- a in on mmkiyei otherww tluv wilj tp uft moo aooo 12 ot 20 10 hi 00 roc rpecihc jlirectioua ad charged accord- v wilj ip i ft over njjtirhe following week h 1 ropviet moouk kilitornnl t business direotor y 77 h lowry 11 b mjo ps t graduate of trinity roth iie mem bfcrpf college fvhysicians ami burgeon office aud wsideucfe at ihq licul frederick stissit acton h e webster of the college if piivsijciaiis apt burgeons of ontario physician md cm member iaiis apt sursjcan dsiiil accoucheur of kick mulst rkmuksct- hoikt actoui nj5 special attention given to the dis easeiol vomen and children hgluiham l d s 8iiueo dentist bpajutoxont avilhisit professionally acton on man day of each week booms agne ks hotel all work guaranteed to give satis fiicfion l beknett dentist georgetowr ac mckinlay ld s surgew dentist georgetown on uses the tsewsystem of nitrous oxide cas coin ftbnly called vitalized air for sxtractiu teetbithput pain have admi mistered i oyerathoiisand times in tjront withon anjrevil results having been d monstrat or and practical teacher in royal colleg of dental surgeous toronto pa troub inf depend upon receiving satisf act ion in an operations performed office krie doof soutli of baptist church rainless dental operjationi- vitalized aikor nitrous ilxide giw for painless dental operatioi s at the office of jj g b hayes e lxs j tovelia block gtejph onl upper wyndham street n w iggs nsf iaoky dentlistb 280 queen st west where the strett widens rtoropto finest anl- best t teeth 85 to 8 gold fillings onethirl rates lea vejorder for teeth iij the more iu can have them the samel day we have been adqiinisteriuj hurd vitalipl air for tljt paiulcss extracting 6 teeth tfuj j iii4 the past year reaplless of v iliaft otheis mav siv ci w as 00 ontarior pohn lawson oradt ateof 05 jc- tario veterinary college toronto veterinarv surgeon artoiiont ortkk iti kenny bw bpotiand shoe store res deuce in the veir horses examined as soundness ami certificatesgiven all callv niuht or day promptly atteu ed to terms easy m avatrlclka john j daley ft siibcitsoto tlimnpnon a- jibkibii money to loai tin farm property at i er cent mortgages purchasomouey oaued fofvpattiw ia mortgages ind oilier jecurity conveyancing in allitshranclies properly ivnd neatly done charges low fannsranrt city properly for- sale list with farms for sale rent to all parts of tho dominion to intending purchasers audi cir culated in europe european capitalist wanting farms in ontario will lie tjciittdi- rections through our ktircpca agenujes farms wanted for our joists corrcsiipu- dence invitel office near the post office guelphont terni wkoo in advance our motto- first the wprhi afterwards siujle volume x numbier 35 1- tv t 40tononj au the school books used ix the 1 thursday pejb 26 1885 copies three ceiits whole number 305 cfonmm mi tiicukii city and country schools ark in stock at jrrl jul bookstore ty molinino flill 1b85 poetrt d y 0hsap ul pictures watch repairing h aving rkenli af ed mr a a dariosod r- vvlieti 1 was in eugard few weeks afo 1 piirchasetl some veryclioice pictures of ldsimtry sconeaalid ctistlesin england scotknd ireland afid wales they are pictures of wellreroemliered noted places old country people now living in cana da t the pictures are nil bv eminent artiste framed in rich handsome gilt frames 16x28 inches at a very low c6st it will be seen that the f raiues are worth the prices aeked for the pictures lu ind beap biuear the boys we need heres ti the boy whos not afraid to tojlia share of- work who never is by toil dismayed aiidj never tries to shirk the ixiv whose heart is brave to nut theiimis in the way whos not discouraged by defeat but tries another day- iho boy iwho alwiivs means o io the very best lie ciih whaulwiays keeps the right in view andninik to bun man sudi boys iisliiit will growwrb tlieiiiti wlinsc hanlsiwill gttitu ihe ftlit mtviuvkind and we shall inaijhen i lain- vwitil pridi ali iljlkr tltl- lay w hti i a in a lieiiit sa wlii-s- i- vidon bi shield is llii- iiglii alwnvj wins lilfe dav f i i l a former watchrepairer and knowiug him to a careful workman i can conscientious ly ask the public to bring in their watches 10 ja9 f kidner ouelph to fine jewellery carefully repaired by jeweller from england bsavafce i xestr petries ntivlftiig store itli e new orleans uelph- cloth i haljj strchg durable teed juits to order from i j- 1 1 1400 upwards no and barristers solicitors notaries couve auc4fs itc fcimoney to loan town half aton i a mow at j goodwillie w mclea gu barrister solicitor notary public itcv gkoiiuftows drairroj e acton office in mrs sec4rds block- rohn day architect queeus hotel ourich sijuare j ainlaidlaw t co ghxfu ost bio sk market b bauhisieiisa spllcill us omcesover imperial bank 21 e- lington street east entrancej exchange alley toronto jofls bxix qju cja mistes wllilvm ludlaw gjijrge t patents segured f forrlslentioks t r hjenry grist ottawa cakahav 20 years practice no patet t no pay xjirancis ncnas j successor to t f chapman j 7 bookbinder i st georges square guelph ontario kappele account books of all kinds made to order periodicals of every description carefully bound baliug neatly and promptly done w m hemstreet ltckn v 1 t 1 i j for tligcininties of wellingtonknd haltou orders left atthe kkki press office aefcu or my residence in acton will be promptly attended to termsj reasonable mpsnr to lax i also money to loan on the bost favor able terms and atthe 1iwesi rates of in terest insund of 500 and upwards tgjk for sale wfci mhe tjanada lime s the toltons doubt air the citizen- f acton vicinity would enjoy a isit to the worlds exposition no being held at new jlrledns la but very few can afford the luxury however j m fernley is doing all in his power to mukeit pleasant fofthpse who cuuubt visit the south and is prepared to supply every body with the delicacies of that country and hiuj con- stautly on hand a full assortment of j fiheiorartges uempns figs and dates nuts of all kinds fruits canned goods j pure confectibneryj j in endless variety so that those utiiome maj enjoy the same luxuries as those who spend so much iii travelling to procure- them oysters in biilktor kn always presh seirvedin any style acton fruit depot j m fernley posit ffice bnitdinc acton i -i- ptr-burcess- n worm powders fleasant to tak j3afe and effec- tual in relieving the suiferer price 25 cents per boxj on hand a large quantity r made o manufactured by ourselves j whienwe can thoroughly i j recommend i r shaw fc grundy merchant tailors guslph 1 r i i i wellington martle works quebec st guelfh j john h hamilton proprietor r ii formerly mcquillan hamilton dealer in marble granite and everyjthing pertaining to cemetery work i received first prizes at provincial ex hibition guelph the western fair aiid all local exlribitiohs for excglleuce of material and superiority of workmanship your orders are solicited acton banking coy storey chri8tie 4 co urj5fcry j i miss scamper ti 1 i none iat the rappaquah sulphur springs knew vhc misb scamper was and few cared to know she came with an old gentleman who registered the pair as s scamper aud granddaughter new york city they were doubtless poor folk on a holiday they had no servants with them the old man ivore a suit of rather rustv black and his trunk aii kutiuue leathern coiiveniency bore the letters s s inbrassheaded nails tho young womans trunk khe had but one was large enough and of modern make but it was apparently not welj filled since she had shown but three dresses all the three weeks she had remained one of these of rich material was worn alternately in daytime she had no jewelry beyond a plain gold broach one of the eligible young men there said that the scamper lias one suiidaygoto meetin aud two workday suits- for which his neighbour should have kicked him but- didnt j the eligible young man was look ing foran eligiblo mate in the person of miss bblsover th great heiress whbm the society paper had said was coming to rap paquah jthougbas she hadnt come j the brown s young man of the society paper laboured mnder a delusion -the- ihatch- making dowagers did not fear tin h modest pretty aud welfcultured young woman for thegided youth who were also jyingin wait for miss bojsover much more gilded did uotj dangle in her train indeed she had no i train her bnsiuess was to look after her lioor old grandfather who was not in good health and with whom the here was usihsation everybody talk ed of her method aud the gilded youth were in ruptures the mammas conferr ed and concluded that miss scamper was a member of sonic church choir ot attach ed to some english opera troupe who knew but thoy wore civil there was a party going over to almont colonel par- sifalls place next day would she go slie iissenuil didymuf said tolierina- low jvoioe vit is i riding party- miss scaujper i kuow the bust horie ill th liverystable here and ifvoull permit me 111 secure it for yotj to whieii sue iivind in the same tone thank you mr dpdd you are very kind i but ihave one- ul command already get jtiut for yourself i somewhat rebt ifed didymus coloured i but she added miiebhall hot disgrace j yon which was i distinct intimation that hiic expected him as escort the spirits of 1 didymus rose fro n zero to blood heat the next morning as llie riders were ready to stii a iluopm unow to be one of colouel panrifhh role up leading a magnificent blooded bay horse xijuipped wih a aide syddli as tliey wcruadiuiriiig the animal miss jscanipfcr in a neat rid ing habitjiiiade hr appearance didynus not a littleastonijihedl put forth his hand and the lady vaulted to the back of the horse with easy grace the cavalcade set out miss scamper and didymus together and beiug better mounted thau the others were soon at thei head of the column about a mile from the spring there was a bar in the way a lofty tuliptree had and to the great heiret 3 miss bolsoyfi t l it uj ll i- lu rtlj ii old tiiaids half a low silvery i wonder if she will kep there miss scamper laughed laugh i i prosumo she will she said unless she chance to marry wi isnt that a sad null todaj man has accident at the vcjry the to see if tlvey know children i went pver tos se howthey were were iu pr issing need you bntthatpart is nil right this miss bolsover who must e staying some where near hits been tbtre and provided for all their wants i suppose as she has bought almont she liieans bountiful here which is poor micky and his family i believe mrdodds to play the lady ill the better for been blown down during the night aud had that you play the lord times especial wtyh four chil sympathies how did yol hndw lije iiued a little bird told me she said not only paid ilvi eldest boy emp away to avoid ifier thanks praises but she did didymus true butj dont you remember thata veiled lady sa there the last time you camei that iasi i wt sin philadelphia bha visit and looked up mrs grant who bad leen a s iryant iu cjur family before she married she told me of her troubles aiid how a stranger haj helped her ii looked at you b x 172 aeton ranlan barber shp p wobdk4 f n 1 iliuopeued a barber hop i nearly opposite storeys old filove fatoitv mill street acton tod ob tta jjs2 every lubecondncf age of the ppblw m thia vnhnity tw department of the business v ill beeondtiij ed in firstclass style- give r i j- utams of worms iti cliildreu aw i frtelaraiinetlte moanins afld i anxing sleep grinfflng of the teefli ess of the dbdoinen pichug bankers- actpu ontario a gextilial fiaakjao buh1nes tranhactkd monetloaltbr on approved j mnotas notes discounted and interest allowed on deposits i i i i the building the usual syi infl4stidn restldiinesi aud feverish frlfihtful dretimsheaclie na u in thi sfoniacbmine turbid conyuteive te and ferfsairiaccoiuplisbhig the end derfied 1 hbvrcfsk- worm powder thew tro derabte wd tljes pokders do not rsqulte tb bolpj lt pufgarivemetlldnos io complete the curei thev cffo5tualf destrovtuo worms and remove thd noateiii whlllvtlieir young aiodeiiosit9d au thmrellevo the sufferer of tbtir injurious effects lfull directions on each box 1 for sale by all srnffistt ie lp 11 business collec guelph ontario f us a 1 watejs sebnied to agree didymus dodd who hail licrapedlan autjuajutauuci with old scamper as the fellows irreverently called him seemed to hie her admirer but didy mus wtis uolpdy he was well niade tall liandboiinvundof good address btithej was onlyiah u pper clerk in a philadelphia iu- anrance company to be sure lie would- be superi ltendaiititterljammry wrt hig- gins retired andjiihperanunted and would then draw a salary of live thousand a year but nolone knew that aiid the possible good fortuue to poor miss scamper and had they kiiovsn five thousand a year was no great natter j so the field was left to miss scamper aid welcome i i didyihus onlyljegaii paying attentions to miss scamper oijt of courtesy and because nobueehe did bat the more he saw of her the more he liked her and it ended in lis being badly hit i as he and she were the only im r ecuiiiou people at the old and oldfashiined rsprt the other visitors counting their dollars well up in the hun dred thobsaudsthe matter attracted at tention und by way of getting both but of the way of marriageable sons and daught ers scheming smothers lent the affair all theijuitt encouragement possible aud this pasi ed jntoiamiore active nature fronv two littl 3 iuciireuts tliat occured about ten days before the end of the two months va cation o didymus there was a mrs de nyse atthe springs who wan well known as an amateur- vqdal ist of merit and whose voice though a little reedy in the upper notes lidteeii trained so well as to make her worth a hearing i i one evenitgr when a few were in the parlors her friends tiesonght her to favour them and so on and she expressed lier readiness biit there happened tolbe no accompanist miss scamper who was chatting- near by with didymus looked up and quietly said perhaps i can serve jou j that way mrs de nyse cjan you play at sight miss scamper i enquire i mrs de nyse j miss scamper nodded assent and seat ed hers lf at tlie pianoforte and accompaij- iedr the voice i with such good judgm tut thatjth j singer was- delighted 1 w slj i could carry you about with me nij dearibhesaid but do ytfil not singryou surely must afjilttf j j urgel j all around miss scampu to i her ow nl accompaniment ijing an ana from jravatote her voice proved to be a noli oprauo of full register clear as a likf iu more money than at anything else f anything else bv taking an agency forltbt best selling book out begioneo terms free maine vnfinv snl- none fail kyde 1 bavlsibook co portland w offers i0unjjmn and womel tbe beat facilities for acquiring a com plete traimng fpr business pursuits six experienced teachers and lecturers are permanentlyon the teaching staff the varipha departments are elegantly fittedup with the impstlippreved apparatus j for business fcollegerwork students may enter at aiij jtiirie a2firu oataiiif gmug full informa i tiou will bewailed fwi to an address on application mmatg0rmichi i pnuoipal i bell and admjiraory cultivated there was a moments pause when she 4 r th nmii had done as though not to lose a note and then a storm of applause fallen across the road the trunk well up on accouht of the wide roots someone had alreadyeleared a way by letting down fences oiithe roadside but miss scamper did not go around with the rest- she forc ed tho trnnk tlie horse went over and trotted on didymus faced it to his brute got over buthalf stumbled didymus was countrybred liad ridden horses to millbaretiacked ana was a half cntanr when a boy so he brought his horse up miss scamper smiled approvinply everybody admired the ease and grace with which miss scamper managed her horse and didymusmore than everybody when they arrived at their destination the party dispersed in tho house and over the grounds they found old scamper there ho had gonvoverbefore in a carry all almont was the property of colonel almont and was for sale with its fine blooded stock of horses and cattle its fort uitnre its library and everythig in the house and arounji it the colouel and his family were in europe aud intended to stay there while lie educated his sons at heidleburg so he offered the whole a house that cost a hundred and thirty thou- sand dollars witli all its offices of all kinds stables palanery grapery oud greenhouses furniture made to order and over twelve hundred acresjf land a high state of culivationfotvashe said iu bis letter a piere sgf isbit was but as it was to me tune bftlirije mmured thousaiid dol lar there werg fijw who could render the tnnsic j i j tjiey all adiiiibed the place th6ageut whpwa8 threv seized on jibe soap pets and didymustowhdm he sh6wed everything and explained everything didymus was amused at- this arid whispered to miss scanper h has pickeilfbut the only three who could certainly nmbuy it miss scamper by the twinkle of her eyes evidently apprectatedlhe fun of the situ ation then the agent seized old scamper aiid dragged him off to lopk jthe blood horses and imported cattle leaving didy- iiiusand the girl together- how do you like the plfcce mr dpdd enquired she ilike it miss scamper why it is a garden of eden that is it would be so to meyif i jtid it with an eve iii it the young lady smiled and said yeu like country life tljen mri dodd naturally replied didymus i lived in lje country until i twentytwo i was born andbred there l should have been there yet but for the death of both my parents i went to the city iu search ofifortuutf i have done very well for the last seven and have put a little by but to coveta ploceuike this is like wish ing for the tnoon the country is the place to live iuand the citjto workih said miss camper dententiotisly to live in igrant you- if yon have the meansi good farm and money to work ft otherwise you toil harder in the country thau iutown with less comfort and less profit then they discoursed- on rural topics j with a marvellous unity of sentiment un til the venerable scamper and the agent got backnvhich was at thetime- thwhole party each with a nosegay furnished by the grfrdiner from the greenhouses was veady for a return to the spriugs i there were yet two- days of the young jmaus vacation left wheu he determined ltd plocehis fata at miss scampers dis- posal at the first opportunity the chance came that vry night ihat evening a number avere seated on the verandah en joying tbfeuioouhgbt mis scamper sat apart from theijest in heavy sliadow witli her gwuidfather the old gentieman roafe when dodd came and left miss scam per made room for didymus at hen side and tl two vegan to talk of the days doings bythe by said didymus have you heard that almont has jbeen sold the time fbut after a little i have had tomorrow wife and five said the lady bountiful some- y if some jiopr woman left iren should arouse your i th boats you trmitmreut but got her i pvment aiijd then fairly runj khe was full of not know iny name said well and here i knew ycuin m ins ant didymus fell his heart gutter wiien you came now was his tongue refused its offiee paufte miss scamper said ivery pleasant time here and am- almpsj sorry thaf i leave tomor row cried-diiymusindespr- atiou seizing her hand which was not withdrawn oh ruth miss scamper vyou mufet have seen here he stipped but thej fingers of the theladytjighttneda little in his grasp a friendly clone passed ovr tlie moon and the recess grew darker i love you buth darli lg hemurniur- ed and idrev her irresjstiugly towarfis him i the people on the verandah weie too busy in conversation tp hear a faint sound compact between but once it was tongue of didymus wasfair- rnade at the dealing of a two foolish yo ang people all settled the clippi i there are agsf r the 2750 languages thebonitlns used water clocks 160 b cf in 1120 a the striking clock was j vented a bright 1804 was recjently isoid m s200 y a bi isk all thy whisk all sun- hear fliearbluig pf thecatw miiirycatsl oh i lpvo tohear ibmusiodpeirittid- njghtm hily spat i l as they wuftz at ound and ri k i in owiay so weird and while their sfe apely tails i keepingjtime vitli thei like a lot of i fluic flaij to the concahcan ntatii dryshajys khd flai cf canticle of rate lata ratsf mt j rats- to a wild carnivbt jus canticle m rats hearthb turbuleul tomxai 1 addy caisll how the catapilmo boptjack iuterrupts 1 theirfiendiihchate i in the darknet s of the bight how their gho ilish optcties smite portland flats rom their catacp istic thrpa s an intense cataphohic di ty floats j to the turtle at that glpits on tlie fence ah the tabby cat that listejis while sjie j gloats to tho surfiing cataclysm ofithetr wild i catarrhal notes i hoar the hoarse gi aijdf athes eats- agefficats how they make ua ldogto gti sp a score of rali tlinggcod brickbats they have caoght a bad jiatarrh caterwanling ut the mopin 1 l caucht a bad jciatb pu may hear them from afar boll rtlike a british jt out of turie j in a elamorou ap lealing to the aged tabby cm j in afutiiflrriada pealing to the deaf old tablyxat i 1 sliriekingrhlgler higheij higher- like a dmion inafire r while thelitjtle kitten cats iifant cat-7- siiig an enjijlous nfeet ditty of their love for nice and rats j thatfs bf but a riidimjemal ipasm of the capiers of tliecats f j cal claims tohave the thefmted sacramento co only 1 icoric e pla utation states the highest if moruiuajtion of uuite states legal- 1 cates isslf 1 the clock ill trinity chuiroh tower hew- curious iinwoiu ceut ot the coinage of new york for f tender notes 1 in tr nity churoh or gold certifl- on building his he told her of ly looseiied and he went their joint scl erne of life the money in had laid away and the big salary in pros pect and tl e cozy little sub urban tedttage on tho shuylkilliwith its acre of ground that he would be able to buy 1 v r n and then is room jor grandiathef to live with us he said r that miglit riot suit hiln didymus she replied hough it is kind aud thought ful of you i e would preferhis own larger h6use in new york his larger house hcd didymus i thought he whs pctor poor silas scamper poor why he has a twothirds interestin the great bank ing house of gould silver co new york paris and vienna thpugh he figures as the co he has his own house and a great many more of then didymus in bpite of his acceptance felt a gulf yawning somehovr the rich bank er i beg your pardon mi6s scamper he said but i somehow yes didymus you believed him poor but why do you call me miss scamper why not rnth which is f ar sweeter frpm yeu and then my naire is not scamper atalh j v not scamper buth scampers granddaughter oh yes his only granddaughter and all the near kin he has was his jonlyj daughter we jare both j or phans didymus and fathers name cottage buth bolsever aieyeu not mr a good stipry from england gay tippletori is a grsat practical joker at a country house not long ago when the ladies hal retired for the evening fhe gentlemen iongregatjesin the smoking- foonu i say ewart saiddippletoni think its a verybfd form of j oii coming in here without taking the trpu le tp gp upstairs and changfs itour coat if jyen dp it again i certainly si all have those plawhiinirier tails cut off r next evening scent repeated young ewart strode intoth t tnokingroom i with his dress coat on wihout m6reado gay and a few congenial spirits had young ewart dbwaoniacoucl- and cut the fails off his coat ewart opk it very cpdly he trolled up totl fi re and stood in the attitude th s ladies allegeto be the faverite one of the male sex i 1 you tale it very pliilosophically slaid phe of gay ttippletons friends obyreplied ewe rt viw doseut matter tome its not iny xn its tippleton garment l knew hirtl keep his woid sctl justidropped into- h i tom m passing aiut tits coab on 5 yes put is to try to conceal joicr own but my rrtother i- of course i takeni i hope you wont buy th since youlike ilhioiit for am bankhg intelligence a bad wi y to read ol herveopks hearts york city is the heaviest in america it takes two men over an hour tp wind scorpions and s iders priopei ly feed upen the juices of their victims fter lacerating them with their jaws yet fiagnients of insects have been ometimea feondn their stomachs tallahasgeeeli hasa nun per of soap treeb the beriri are about tie size of a mairhetyello fish in cplpr the seeds are boiled tb ma ce soap is china and japan the berries are usesa substitute for soap justasiiley are taken f rpm hthe trees v t v the palestine tses are regrded as re imarkttbl and recently a giintleman in jrusalm fprwa ded to jtbii country- a queen bee bytnai the first eer sent it came through in twentythre e days and within a week af er arrival hegari to layv- j fy a nevada rinol miaii hag a herdpf hybrid cattle crossed- bi itweeri the male buffalo and the domestic cow they jireot heus- eil during the wit ter but j find their food and thrive where other cattle would starve theiribeef is said to be excellent and yarn has been spun f re m their hair i j 4 an interesting experiment- to ascertain- the effect of arti ical heat on vegetation iiias been made y barthelemy he ar- rauged a number iitfayaciritba on glasses in a circle arbunc tl e pipe of tbe steve and after some time lie ound the roots assum ed a nearly hprizoitali- position or a diretionalmost at right angles to the pipe v the number b plant specimens known to botanists 1 lias been placed at 100000 but it seems thet 5 are raauy still unknown last summer an enghsl botataist iiade an excursion of but fifty mi leti into the mouu- tains from canton china and pf the-320- specimensbe pro iureii firteeu proved whql- ilv new to scieuc b y v x he wanted ai ositien in an austin bank the presidenttv is 8atisfled witlihisoreden- tials but befoirj engoiging him put him through a- little iyil sjsirv ice rbss examui- atipn- j suppose ntfj ainaa was- to coine in hereto deposit t venty dollars in one dollar bills bow would you count uiem id wea my finger and lift up each bill until i got to th last one why vbuld you not lift up tlie last onef because thete might pessibly- bepne ot mpre jbills niide it and if the depositor was to see it he wdud want it back but if the twentieth bill is not lifted up and there shouldbeanoth sr bill in the pile the bank riiakes it dont 011 see you will do said the bank president you have bien in the business befpre buti didnt sup ipse you knew that trick tskusiftintjs saying inlf fcfomeof the 1 few york republicans are depressed with glppmy forebodings about tlie business pr ispect now that icleveland iseleoted jold mr theopliilus ebeueezer saunders is on of that closs i8ee you bulyrite your mitals t e beforb your sut uariie you used to write 1 your name in full remarked a friend who happened to di ip into his office y that as before pieveland wasf electfe vbvotb cut down expenbest aud a great de il of ink is haved by writing f only my initials we must prepare for the impending onsis 1 a crusty old bachelor says that adams wifje was- oallsa eve because when she appeared mans of mppiness was drawing to ia e lost 2