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t the georgetown herald wednesday july 16th 947 in the mail bag detr walter while awtqdng ud ttw other ev ening my core happened to fall upon lonesome wnre leaflet lying neg lected in a comer where apparently it had been wafted fay ttte breese of reporters leafing frantically through telephone directories my ourtoblty aroused i paused set down my broom let fall ttie comer of ft rag amj plcted up the forlorn looking sheet thus was preserved for posterity the following epic- of jour nalism reproduced here in its entirety for ttle first time a real sooopi flying saucer sighted soaking over hatcheck by jack grtmshaw telegram hatcheck man east hatcheck junction july 16 cdaff special the serenity and res tive atsmosphere of this thriving little metropolis hi miles northeast a oreengrass harbor was shattered to day by the agitated shouts of resl denta proclaiming chat a flying tea pot had been sighted bearing down upon the helpless little community at b terrific rate of speed ut wuz a iltible sight exclaimed one rufus j strawloot looking fearfully about him i wuz busy mil king nellie gray thats my prize jersey when suddenly i saw some thing comin straight at me he shuddered vlstblj and agitated y took another long pull on his hard cider jug it was flapping its lid and smoke and fire was pouring out ol ms spout muri nellie gray took one long look kicked over the milk pail and tore out into the open fcnocjdn over my outside plumbln he shook his head mournfully and took another swig first time old nellie ever wua feared in her 19 years ascah and cow reckon iii have tuh build my plumbln anew he tearfully related it was later revealed that the rev rodney s winkle had summoned the panicstricken villagers to an emer enoy prayer service at ths writing the phenomenon was last reported winging its way ore m9olleys golden egg saloon ten of the saloons occupants swore tbeytieard a loud bmatn and a gudden glare of red fire best regards j w e 5 t lk jl you renewed your subscription todays lumhsimin reflect trie spirit of pioneer canada at they hew untold wealth from our foiests as in the past wood products are closely bound up with the tjatly life of every canadian arid the men who get the timber loathe mills are playing an important role in the moulding of canada unlimited o the annual value of woods operations in onrarjo totals 0vr5o0o0000 annualu ontario produces from woof pulp t 7 tmm emmrn cut more than 600000000 cubic feet of standing twber eew year more than a million tons of paper a tear brewing company limited whats the matter dear you look flustered oh ive had a dreadrul day first baby cut a tooth then he took his first step then he fell and knocked out his tooth then what then he sad his sjlrst word i your prescription we are qualified to dispense any prescription given you by your doctor a graduate pharmacist always on duty maccormacks drug store phone 327 georgetown dancing huttonville park wednesdays the merrymakers saturdays al kuhn and his music styled or dancing featuring hal wright regular admission 50c childrens aid society tlie regular month meeting ol the halton socletj was held in the socitt office milton with eighi board members present mrs m e nixon presiding accounts lor the month of june amounting to s810 48 were pas rd for pnymmt according to the statistical report for the month 1 new child protection case weie contacted 7 closed leaving 64 active cases open separation ol parents still is one of the big factors leading up to child neglect during the month 4 children were released from guardianship and refcured to their parents itill under children h aid supervision there wa one legal adoption earn pleted 108 children under super tiion at the end of june 32 of whom are in adoption probation after due consideration over a pe rkxl of time it was decided by the board to ening n qualified social worker to assist with the society work in the county the society gratefully acknowledge resent donations of 8 00 to date tlicre are 60 paid member in the society for the present year al an annual membership of 1 00 this is gratifying showing the interest of many of the count citizens aid that the uork u receiving their support local holsteins to colombia to well bred holstein bulls iue recently been shipped by local bree ders to colombia one of these li dla graymar thomas triune came from the herd of dr paul beer georgetown while the other pletje rfcnown sovereign was contributed by max oreenberg freeman both animals were flown to colombia by hays limited toronto who purcha sed them for dr bonffla guzman of bogota directo tmnadninminiaumiiikkimiiuumauiii iniaoni imwm a e lepage realtor head office toronto 100 bar stmt tbksm ai 6s81 farms specializing rsane jfj city house summer properties national aasocttattoh of rjbal estate boahd6 tctapbone 41sj excess profits tax act standard profits claims notice recent amendments to the above act provide that all standard profits claims must be filed with the depart merit of national revenue before 1st september 1947 all applications arc required to be in such form and contain such information as may be prescribed by the minister and the minister may reject an application that is not made in such form or that doas not contain such information the prescribed forms s p 1 are available at all dtt trict income tax offices of the dominion government all pertinent information required on the form must be included or attached thereto in schedule form ten tative or incomplete forms or those filed after 31st august 1947 wiltnot be accepted department of national revenue ottawa janes j mccann m d mmitter of national revenue was life long erin township rfsiiunt angus mclean one of the older farmers of the southern part of erin township passed awij on mondaj june 23 at guelph general hospiuil c was the eldest son of the late donald and sarah molenn and his entire life time of eightj two years had been spent on tlie farm oh lot 4 flitti line erin where he was bom fie sister and one brother survive to mourn his lews and reiere his memorj they ore mrs john bird and mrs thomas bird of etewart town marj of toronto jean and janet on the homestead at d hector oforreti the funrenl was held on wed eviaj june 2fith f n m bnulnifid uruud church of which he was a member and a former elder the servlcean conducted bj hi o k fllidill and inurmi m look pi ire u fri conic t n th folk- c i fht ir is it pallbeirrr rober kerr ahr l mtenrtx rn bruce iitc robert wiutr clwlw binnlr ni d mr qa mdrr you too can walk on air jvm m s 4 g maccormack 8 robbt and as drucrsu dr j burns milne i dental suroeon i x ray phone 80 niihjiniitiaiiniiiimnnuinwmt georgetown dr clifford reid ljj3 ddb dentist ftoone 410 open evenings main stress oeorgetown elmer c thompson insurance beryick fire auto windstorm c p railway and allied steamship summer excursions phone llw or j georgetown u roy dak kc m sybil bennett kc barrmers and souotton mm steeat georgetown langdon a aykworth barrister sod bouehort hotertaa ihaue kesmetfa m langdon georgetown r maclntyra ayhnrorth bjl aoton fir8t mortoaob konst to loan offtoes oregory tbefttn eldfr ml bt fbone mir oeorftjtown ooopsr bu nielsen the chiropractor drugleas therapist s3rd year of praatlce lady attendant hours mon tuee pri 26 pm sat 25 8 9 pjn closed thursday over dominion store georgetown phone 150w lever hosk1n obaatmvbd aocatjntahts jenkins hardy 1306 metropolitan bids m vtctorla st toronto el 9131 frank petch lttjenbed auctioneer prompt service fbone 301 oworgetown po borol qualified corsetiere for better ctess foundation gajtments glrdkv surgical and garter belt ah garments made to yor personal messmgemeut fbene ss or ah afthe heom w kmmn mencaani walter t evans and company ah ones a real mate ocean and inland sher t bvens cfcayton o rogg james p bvaoe and k v skm ate readv to serve foo we are u dose as yoar telepbone otrtce hours 8s0 to a open saturday pbone 163 office consult j a willougtmsy som for 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