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la complaining because they got too much incidentally any of you vhdi have feors of a hyhro- ircn bomb here is a little tip we picked up ii one of the toronto pa- i tiers last night dont drink water for your information h20 i water is composed of hydrogen i and oxygen hydrogen my boy i hydrogen dont drink water unless you want to become radioactive if you happen to become radioactive make sure you get tuned into a good station or you might become a ut ile old hbomb all by your little odd cuips we mean old self old ghs finally had a dance of merit worth mentioning on friday the hall at stewarttowti began to j show signs of activity at nine oclock i when the first bus disgorged its load of passengers things picked up more at ten oclock- however because thats when we arrived ahem the orchestra was hot one or the trumpets melted and the crowd was trying to dance on a slightly crowded floor at eleven the music stopped and everybody tued up that should really be spelt queued up for sandwiches and pop the sandwiches were excel- 1 lent we outhta know because we ae lots of them thanks to the lomtli form als who iniue them- then around a quarter to one the liame ended uliie h was too dang soon the buses loaded up and once anaii quiet prevailed upon the sleepy vista of stewarttown at this the sooner you start the mqftryou save phone today w h kentner son phone 12 point irt wish to make a sincere apology to anyone in tluf vicinity who couldnt net to sleep whilst the dance was on if you couldnt get to sleep alter that we suggest- that you stop drinking so much cof fee the elimination dance was won bv eleanor spitzer and crawford douglas the spot dance was won by julia dcves and douglas crawford we wrote his name backward this time so- people wont think its the same guy by the way the student council has issued a petition to crawford to make him give one of the prizes back seriously though we were really glai to see so many students fidm other schools in attendance nd that all the prizes didnt go to local people had news is upon us exams you guessed it third and fourth form starts theirs oi june first and end somewhere around june ninth but fifth form the lucky dogs hove ttsetin between may 22nd and may ilst then a final set between june 12th and june 21st then finis lady bowlers iiold second annual banquet trophies for high team for the season with a score of 101 points and high team in the playoffs with total pinfallof 7508 were awarded to the mcteor the second annual banquet of the ladies afternoon bowling league which was held in the legion hall monday evening mrs herb hancock had high av- iraise of 1i mrs trevor williams liuth single of 296 and pauline nor ton high triple of 739 other prizes awarded went to mrs jack saun- ilti- most improved bowler mrs georrc walker high single in play offs 102 and mrs- earl johnston high triple in playoffs 757 irwin noble of georgetown dairy and al norton presented their tro phies which they had donated to uie league and mrs herb hancock presented the mcchue trophy for harold mcciure who was unable te attend a vole of thanks was moved by mrs robert harris to the execu tive mrs hancock mrs cyxo brandford and mrs lovell pudossv tno who were presented with ban quets in appreciation of their work during the season mrs e- b tyers conducted the election of officers for next year the following being elected president mrs herb wfwwy vice presimrs lewis tracey secretary mrs cyril brandford assistant pauline norton treasurer mrs lovell puckering your eyes for better and mere comfort able vision eensalt r m bell registered optometrist phone r jl erin the garage operators association of ontario cordially invites the general public to cooperate with them in assisting to make the streets and highways of ontario safe drive and walk safely will your vehicle pass the road safety tests now being conducted throughout the province of ontario at your service in georgetown o 1 2 4 s 6 7 8 service brajcea 40 ft at 20 mile per hour stopping distance riant brake 60 ft at 20 miles per hour stopping distance steeringwheel back lash should not exceed 3 wntdshield should not be cracked or discoloured to impair the driver vision windshield wiper blade and motor should be toinctioning properly head tail and stop lights should be in working order and the heed lights properly focused fenders not to be missing or cracked at heed mufflers and exhaust pipe should be free from leaks saxe motors lincoln auto body fred sinclair white rose service station and gang arthur scott motors ltd bowers motor sales cains ferae at your service in georgetown georgetown motors harley motors r n i-