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Thursday, Feb. 23 Yuk Yuk's: Acton High School's Band-Aid committee presents three comics direct from Yuk Yuk's Toronto, 8 p.m. at the high school. Proceeds will go towards the Acton High School 2006 Band Trip to New York City. Tickets are limited (adults: $15 advance/$18 at the door; students/seniors: $12 advance/$15 at the door). Tickets available at AHS. Info: Ruth, 905-877-2618. Ballinafad euchre: Ballinafad Hall Board hosts euchre at the Ballinafad Community Centre, 7:30 p.m. Cost: $3 per player. Light lunch, coffee and tea served. Emotions Anonymous: Is your life becoming unmanageable? Emotions Anonymous can help! No cost, no commitment and no appointment necessary. The group meets Thursdays, COMMUNITY CALENDAR 7:30 p.m. sharp at Norval Presbyterian Church, rear entrance. Info: Angela or David, 905-873-2852. Friday, Feb. 24 The No Name Band: will be entertaining at the Georgetown legion, 127 Mill St., 7 p.m. Everyone welcome. Gospel Elvis: Elvis music rocks Georgetown Alliance Church, 7:30 p.m. wit Gospel Elvis, Jim Anderson. Tickets, $5 per person, available by calling the church, 905-873-0249. Friday night euchre: 7:30 p.m. at Georgetown Legion. Admission: $2. Ham and Scalloped Potato Dinner: at Nassagaweya Presbyterian Church, 15 Sideroad, just east of the Guelph Line, at 6:30 pm. Tickets are $12.50 for adults, $6 for children ages 6-12, 5 and under are free. For tickets: 905-854-1055 or 905-876-3322. Line Dancing classes: Fridays, February 24-March 31, 7:30-9:30 p.m. at Ebenezer Church, 12274 Guelph Line (just north of 20 Sideroad). Cost: $35 per person for the 6 classes. Singles and couples of all ages welcome. Bring your friends! Pre-registration required. Call Willy at 519-853-3043. Volunteer AGM: Halton Association of Coordinators of Volunteers holds its AGM, 8:30-10:30 a.m. in the Milton police station. Light breakfast is $5. Info: Sonya, 905-632-1975. Women in Business: Reserve by Feb. 24 for Halton Hills Women in Business networking luncheon, March 1 at Ares. Info: 905-877-7119. More CALENDAR, pg. 18 STAG & DOE for Michelle Brookes & Jack Laing Feb. 25th, 8 pm - 1 am at the Milton Sports Centre, 605 Santa Maria Blvd., Milton Tickets $10. For tickets call Jen 905-335-5748 or Nicole 416-275-8088