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Actor performs the Gospel According to Saint Mark on April 5 The Gospel According to Saint Mark will be performed in its entirety by an one man at Ballinafad United Church, 14369 Trafalgar Rd. N., 7 p.m. on Thursday, April 5. Kingston actor Matthew Gibson gives what is considered the oldest of the Gospels, a dramatic two-hour solo performance, bringing the text alive through a unique blend of storytelling and theatricality. All are welcome; donations are encouraged. Info: 905-877-4743 or www.wondercafe.ca/churches/ballinafad Hospital volunteers hold chocolate sale The Georgetown Hospital Volunteers will be having an Easter Chocolate Sale on Thursday, April 5, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the Georgetown Hospital boardroom.