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TlM Fitnnax'* 8aT«ik(jr Xvu*. Ah I there be in, lad, &t the pIoagD ; He beats the huys for work, And wbauou'erthe tiiak iiiigbt be Noue ever b&w hiui shirk. And be cuu lauijb, too, tilMiis eyes Jtoti u'ur with mlrtbtal taars, And ling full many %u old-ttuie soog, lu ipite of it^antY veara. "Good mnrrrtiK!. friends I 'tis twelro o'elo«k ; Time for a half-bour'H rest," Aud fanner John took out bis lunch And ate it with a sest. *' A harder t ask it is," said he, " Tbau following up these steers, Or meudiuff fences, fur, for me To feel my seventy yeius. " Yon ask me why 1 feel so young, I'm sure, friends, I uan't toll. Bat think it is my guud wife's fault, Who kept me up so well ; For women such as she are scarce In this poor vale uf tears ; She's tjiveu me luve and hope and strength For more than forty years. " And then my boys have all done well. As far as they have t;one, And that thing warms an old man's blood And helps him up and on ; My girls have never caused a pang. Or rairiud up au.\ioUB fears ; Then wonder not that 1 feel young Aud hale at seventy yean. *• Why don't my good boya do my work And let me sit and rest 'â- ' Ah I frien >s, that wouldn't do for me ; I like my own way best. They have their duty ; I have mine. And till the end appears I moan to smell the soil, my friends," Baid the man of seventy years. A WKUOiD IN MUCH. A Story of Han's Weakness, and Woman's Cruelty, With HeTeral Uormls. ** John Bull aud •laoques Bonliomme." (Bxtracta from Uax 0' Bell's &rst lecture in the States.) " The two words 'paapecism' and' work- honse ' are aukaown ia the French lan- guage." *' Glory and conquest Jacques has had enough of. It is peace, peace that he now calls for at the top of his voice." " It takes a French peasant five minutes to open his purse." " The wife of Jacques is the fortune of France. Hard working, always busy, she is the personification of the idea of in- dustry." " The proudest jewel in the crown of John BoU is the Indian Empire, an empire of two hundred aud forty aiilliona of people governed by princes arrayed in xold and precioun stones who black his bo«ts and are nappy-" " What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole earth and loea his own soul ? John Bull has thought of that, and has oonse<iuently made of heaven an incon- testably British possession. Uia favorite hymn runs : Oh, panKtia* I oh, paradise ! i 1 dearly long to see. " I doubt that longing, however. To see and know thy special place My Lord prepares (or me. " The French fight for glory, the Ger- mans for a living, and the Rnssians to divert the people's attention from home affairs. John Boll alone fights for trade and to benefit humanity. He tights to im- prove the condition of the vanquished in this world and secure their welfare in the next. He is a curious mixture of the lion, the mule and the octopus. If yon are â- howin^ him about your country there is always danger that be will run the Union Jack to the top of your favorite tower when your back is turned." â- â-  Kverythiog ha doa»i4ai|>erfect. When anything goes wrong lie always knows where to lay the blame. He keepu Scotch- men, Irishmen and Welshmen for that purpose." " Unforttmately (speaking of Franob ofiicials) we made our country a Republic before we bad made ourtelves Be pablicans." " Both the Liberals and the Conserva tives want to go hand and hand with the Irish, but not in the same way. The Liberals like this. (Clasping his hands together.) The Conservatives like that." (Seizing bis left wrist with bis right hand.) To ulnstrate the difference between French impulsiveness and English sang froid he told two anecdotes. An old French gentleman attending the opera heard the tenor in the " Huguenots" sing out of tunc all the evening. In the course of the opera the tenor was shot dead. The old gentle man sprang to his feet axclaiming as he shook his fist at the theatrical corpse, " Serves yon right, you donkey. You have sung false all the evening." An English lady at a country house over turned a tea stand in rising and broke a 1400 set of porcelain to fragments. Touch- ing a bell she called a servant, pointed at the pieces and said quietly, " Bring some more tea," Samples of Fall* Sesnomy . It is false economy to do part of to- morrow's work to-day ; living cheaply so that yon can drese well ; going to law about anything you can compromise ; to employ a botch because he doesn't charge muoh ; sitting in the twilight doing nothing in order to save oil ; buying things yon don't want because they are cheap ; marrying your daughter to an adventurer so as to have her off your hands ; to take your money out of the bank and invest it in a wildcat scheme ; taking your boy from school and allowing him to grow up in ignorance for the sake of the $'2 a week he can earn. Life's Oompenaatlons, Life is full of compensations. The m who is short usually has a long face. The man who comes into the city green generally goes back blue. The woman who loses her temper finds her toQgue. The man who has no opera glasses at the theatre is just as well off as the man who has one and is seated behind a row of women wearing high crowned hats. The buld man never has hia hair pulled. â€" Ifotlon Courier. " Did you notice that man '.'" asked a leading pawnbiroker o{ afriend who chanced to be in hia ahop. " Poor fellow, my heart bleeds for him. Hahai jait left hia wedding ring with me â€" the last tie which bound him to happier days. Hia ia a sad story." " I did not observe him particularly," said the gentleman addressed. " Who is he?" " He ia the husband of a well known actress," replied the pawnbroker with some warmth, " and be is the victim of intoler- able cruelty. Would yon believe it, the woman who but a few short months ago swore to cherish and protect him now absolutely refuses to contribute more than S'io a week to hia support. Vou seem incredulous, but I assure you it is true." " Who ia the man ?" " His name ia Brockholst O'p'lynn, and he is the husband of Miss St. Elmo, the burles(iue actress." A cry of horror escaped the gentleman's lips. " My old friend O'Flynn 1 " he ex- claimed. " Is it possible that he has come to this ! Strange that I did not recognize him." "Ah, sorrow and privation have altered him greatly." " I mast haste and overtake him ; per- hana something may be done ere it is too lafe." Bo saying, the gentleman hastened from the ahop and in a few momonta had over- taken the unfortunate man. " Brockholst," he said gently, " what is all this I hear '! You reduced to poverty ; you, whose wife could gratify your every wiah 1" •• I know not how yoa have learned my sad story, dear boy," said O'Flynn, brokenly, " but it is true. I have homo all patiently, uncomplainingly, for her sake ; for I shrank from the thont^ht of exposing her to the censure of the world. This morning I pawned my last article of jewellery, our w-w-w-wedding ring," and the unfortunate man burst into bitter tears. " Cheer np, cheer up I" cried his friend. " All will yet be well. I will hee her and intercede for you. " " Yon â€" you do not think," asked O'Flynn in tremulous tones, " that she would have the heart to require me, who have been so delicately rearoi, to â€" to work?" No, no, not that," replied his compan- ion, shuddering. " She is not capable of such baaeness," You have given me new hope," ex. claimed O'Flynn, " and now let us step into yonder sample room, and I will set 'am up." " Good enoagb." II. " It is useless to say any more, Mr. Maginnis ; 525 per week and his board are all I will allow my husband." The woman who nttr red these words in a cold, hard tone of voice was Miss St. Klnio, the actress ; the person addressed, the friend of Brockholst U'Flynn, to whom the reader has already been introduced. " Come with me, then," said Maginnis, sttrnly. " Where ? " demanded the woman. " No matter ; come. I would teach you a aaetul lesson." In silence Miss St. Elmo followed him from the house. Us led her to a narrow, dingy street in one of the lower wards of the city, and finally paused before a build- ing upon which was painted in large let- ters, "THE NEW YORK WEEKLY HUSTLEK." " We have reached our destination," he said. " Be attentive and you will gain much by this morning's experience. Come." She followed him up six flights of stairs and into a small, dingy room, where, at a desk, half buried in exchanges and MSS., sat a pale, haggard man. He did not observe their entrance, for he was writing at the rate of one hundred words per minute." "Copy!" howled a phenomenally dirty boy, rowing into the room. " Great Scott!" shrieked the editor, for, as the talented reader has already guessed, he was one of the fraternity. " I've got to have two columns ready in fifteen minutes, and I haven't got a stickful yet, Jim, get some ice and tie on my forehead, and then send ant the growler. Quick!" " Who is this wretched being, and what is he doing ?" demanded Miss St. Elmo. " He is a journalist, and he is working," replied Maginnis, "'This is work, and tbia is what you will drive O'Flynn to !" " No, no," shuddered the woman, " I did not know what I was doing. I was mad, mad 1" " Now you're shouting. Yoa will give him an order for your entire salary every Monday in the tutnre ?" " Yes, yea." " Good enough. Now let us go out of this." ^ Miss St. Elmo never forgot that ten min- utes' visit to the Hmtler o£Bce; and to-day there is not a husband in New York who is supported in greater luxury than Brock- holst O'Flynn. CUBRSNT TO.EXCS. Db. Blicbs state* in the ii|U«ttn Tktra- peutinue that in chronic and simple bron- chitis petroleum in doses of i teaapoonful before meals produces aatisfvctory results. In phtbiais the experiments utve not yet been long enough coutiuuiMi to ascertain whether the results are pemanently bene- tiuial, but it diminishes the izpectoration, which also loaes its purulent character. Mias Pumuii Coczisa, who was ap- pointed to auccecd her father as United States Marshal for the Kast<m District of Missouri, has been turned oat by the Pre- sident. The office has beea given to a Democratic worker named John E. Emer- son. And they do say that I'hcebe made a good Marshal. She had performed all the ft£AIXT BMUMSXIC The Blaoner in Wblch a Mll llo â€" tr e iMng Lived a Dual Life. Last Tuesday Samuel C. Tatum, of Cin- cinnati, liied at the family mansion in Avondale, an aristocratic suburb. Tatum was but 30 years of age, but was reported as being worth a million at least. He was peculiar in many ways, and by hia friends was considered a woman hater. Since his death a strange lady has been seen abont the mansion, and it now leaks out that she first appeared there after Mr. Tatum's death and demanded to see her husband. She showed a marriage certificate that was issued by Samuel C. Tatum and Marie Frances Emonnin on July 5th, 1885, and was admitted as the wife of the deceased. duties of the office during "^her father's ill- ; Learning that the lady came from this neas, and under the rules of Civil Service city an investigation was made here, and Reform was entitled to succeed him. I » more romantic story than hera it would A PICTUBE of Niagara Fallfl, which is to ^^f ^"d to conceive. She is the daughter be taken to London for exhibition, is one of °' poor but respecUble parents. Four the largest ever painted, being 380 feet in : y«»" ^o she went to Cmcmnati, where length by 45 in breadth. The artist, Paul she Phllippoteaux, with a dozen assistants, has I entered a hospital to die, from the effects of a tumor. Here she been V„gaged' constantly on the work fori fi"' "* Samuel Tatum, and it thepaslsixmonths, and some idea of its! '^^ ,»*>« °'<i .«*'"•>'„«' »oi<«»nt- magnitude can beg'Jned from thefoUowing »"ce. love and marnage.aU of which was list of materials consumed : White lead, 3,000 pounda ; oil, 3,32'2 gallona ; essence (turpentine), 3,'J40 gallona and a car load of colors Exi-EBxa say that curtains and fine laces can be made of malleable iron or steel. At the centennial exhibition a piece of steel rolled by a mill in Pittsburg was so thin that it weighed leas than a book leaf and could be blown olT the hand easier than paper the same si/,e. The sheets for ateel lace will be rolled down to a low gauge and the patterna presned into them. The lace can be made light or heavy, and is suitable for ladies' and children's underwear, and perhaps for trimming hats, wraps and dresses. TuE word " dude " is about to receive official recognition from lexicographers Ex-President Porter, of Yale, who ia in barge of the revision of Webatar's Di o- tiouary, says : " The word ' dude ' I believe to convey a specitic idea, expressed by no othsr word, and though it may be bard to give the meaning which the word conveys, I think it will be inoorporated in the sys- tem." It will thus be seen that from President Porter's standpoint the word " dude " is much more energetic than the thing itself. Who ever heard of a dude conveying " a specific idea ?" It would make him tired. A %'EBT singular incident was noted in connection with a recent mill fire in Carl- ton, Mich. The boilding waa burning fiercely ; but the big engine which drove the machinery continued to run all through the blaze, and by that meaoa was saved from destruction, though there waa not a wall standing on either side of it when the fire had finished. The pumps were also ranning and bad kept the boiler supplied, BO there could be no explosion. It was a peculiar spectacle to see the engine driving away at a slashing speed in the midst of the flames, but the motion somehow saved it from fire. All the rest of the machinery was a total loss. secretly accomplished. They were married in Cincinnati under i.he fictitious names of Herbert Linton and Fannie Thrasher. The young lady's parents never knew their son- in-law by any other name. However, the yoang wife induced him to remarry her by hia and her ri;{ht name, and to do this they went to Buffalo, NY., where, on July .0th, 11^5, they were oiarried under their proper names. They returned to Cincinnati, where they have since been living, but still under the name of Linton. The husband, of course, carried on the dual role of Her- bert Linton and Samuel Tatum. The oouple have visited the Emonnin family in this city, but they never knew their aon-in- law by any other name than Linton, until after his death, when the mother of the young wife received a letter from her daughter explaining the above facts. The Tatums have received the wife into their family, and she ia now with them in .Avon- dale. The couple have had a child, which, however, lived but a few mouths. The affair has created a big sensation in the upper tendom circles in Cincinnati and here. â€" Dayton, O., Special in th< Pittsburg Difpatch. â-  n. taOMAJl, OilTABIO. tsr-Nearly 200 students in IBM. 16 grad- uates and certificated teachers in the faculty. Total expeoaea fram «40 to «60 per term or from tlSO to %%M per year in advance, including Music aud F'ne Arts. ts'Half the Music and Art grad u a t es of this school are now employed as teachera in other Collagsa. Address, li. F. Austin, Principal. Wbat Beosme* of Bad Boys. Old Lady â€" I'm sorry to hear a little boy use such sboeking know what becomes swear ? Urchinâ€" Yee'm. Dey car drivers. â€" Tid-Biu. language. Do of little boys you who gits ter be kosa Max O'Kell, the well kno-vn French writer, arrived in New York from Liverpool on Saturday. rrcHiNri PILES. Symptombâ€" Moisture; intense itching and stinging ; most at night ; worse by scratch} ing. If allowed to continue tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, becoming very sore. Sw.vvsf.'s Ointment stops the itching and bleeding, heals ulceration, and in many cases removes the tumors. It is e<inally efficacious in curing all Skin Diseases. DR. SWAYNE A SON, Proprie- tors, Philadelphia. SwivxB's Oixtmknt can be obtained of druggists, ^nt by mail for 50 cents. How to Break Lp Buby'ii Cold. When I find baby has taken cold, not so feverish and sick as to retjuiro packing, which one dreads to do because of the in- creasing danger resulting from any ex- l>osure afterwards, but a smart cold in its tirst stages, with red eyes and running nose and stuffed head, I take the little one in my lap several times through the day, and again at bed time, and, removing boots and stockings, rub the little feet â€" soles and tops and ankles â€" with sweet oil or goose oil, and then heat them long and well before an open fire till the akin will abaorb no more oil. Then I bathe and rub the little bared back from neck to bipa, especially along the spine, with oil also ; shielding baby's back from cold draughts and letting the warm rays of fire light and heat it just right, chafing and thoroughly heating till skin will absorb no more oil. Wrapped in flannel and tucked away in her warm nest for the night, baby often wakes in the morning with but little trace of her cold. If there is hoarseness with other symp- toms of an oncoming cold, for a simple remedy I like to give baby boiled molasses with a bit of butter or sweet oil or hen's oil in it, or a few toaspoonfuls of onion syrup made of sliced onions and brown sugar, which helps soothe the throat and clear the bowels, carrying away perhaps, the aggravating source of the cold. â€" Good lleuMkteping. The Serjeant and the Butler, Serjeant Ballantine went to dine with an aojuaiutance of his whose position in society was not too long assured. The butler asked the learned Serjeant whom he should announce. " Serjeant Ballantine, please." ^Vheroupon the door was flung open, and the servant announced " Captain Ballantine," informing the guest in an saide, " We never have sergeants here." â€" Vanity Fair. A newly-arrived emigrant named Thos. Leahy was found drunli on the street at Montreal &nd taken to fne police station, where he was a few hours afterwards found dead. The coroner's jury returned a ver- dict of death from alooholio poisoning. Steam Oenerated Without Smoke. A correspondent of the Manchester Ex- aminer writes that an invention of the very highest importance to steam users has been patented by Messrs. Ashworth .t Kneen, of Dalton-iu-Furnoss, which, while bringing about an economy of something like 40 per cent, in the consumption of coal, also secures the total abolition of smoke. Careful tests have demonstrated that the new regenerative furnace will make more steam at about one half the .[uantity of coal reijuirod to bo used at present. It can bo fitted readily to any boiler, marine included. Further, the application of the new furnace to any boiler means the complete abatement of all amoke, a matter in which most of our large towns are deeply intei-ested. Many acien tiflo men, including some of the Naval Dockyard authorities, havo inspected the furnace, and all apeak of it in eulogistic terms. ♦ Jackâ€" Ethel, lam ashamed of you. i saw that Frenjhman in the conservatory kissing you repeatedly. Why didn't you tell him to stop ? Ethel â€" I couldn't. Jack. .Jackâ€" You couldn't? Why not ? Ethelâ€" ' I can't speak French. â€" Judg^!. The Whole World LearnloK EDgliab. " I sat down to dinner one stormy night in a Swiss inn with sixteen people," said President Eliot, of Harvard. " Six different nationalities were represented by these sixteen people, and th>' only language that they could all speak was English. One may travel now, as 1 have just travelled, through southern Spain, through northern Africa, through Greece and Constantinople, aud back by Vienna and the more usual routes, with nothing; Imt Engliah. I do not mean to say that you may not occasionally feel the need of some French words ; but yon can travel comfortably through all of these countries with no language but English. That, I am sure, could not have been said iwenty-five years ago. The spread of the language within that time for purposes of commerce ia moat noticeable, as is also the increased knowledge of the langui^go and literature among educated people on the continent of Europe," A Masher Crushed. Would-be masher, addressing a young lady coming out of the matinee â€" Would you Uke a carriage, mias ? Young Lady (pretending to mistake him for a coachman) â€" No, thank you, driver, my own coachman awaits me around the comer. « I.' all so-called remedies have failed, Dr Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures. EflTect of the Coal Famine, Hotel Clerk â€" " No, sir, we can't accom- modate yea. Yon have neither baggage nor money." " I know I haven't ; but I came to town in a freight car, and there is considerable coal dust in my hair." " Well, comb it out carefully, and that'll do." â€" Scronfon Tnith. femonal I'olntfc It is announced thai Ilev. Francis L. Patton will succeed Dr. MoCosh as B»si- dent of Princeton College. Lieutenant Wangeii, who was bo seri- ously wounded recently on the Franco- German frontier, belongs to one of the oldest aud at one tiino one of the most powerful families of Alsace. Mr. Gladstone has in his library three desks. At one he transacts public business, at another he conducts his private corre- spondence, and at a third he commtmea with bis "old friend Uomer." A Woman's Confe«slon. " Do you know, Mary, I once actually contemplated suicide ?" " You horrify me, Mrs. B. Tell me about it." " I was suffering from chronic weakness. I be- lieved myself the most unhappy woman in the world. I looked ten years older than I really was, and I felt twenty. Life seemed to have nothing in it worth living for." " I have experienced all those symptoms myself. Well ?" " Well, I waa saved at the eleventh boor from a commia- Bion of a deed which I shudder to think of \ friend advised me to take Dr. Pieioe's Favorite Prescription. I did so. In an incredibly short time I felt like a new being. The ' Prescription ' cured me, and I owe Dr. Piaroe a debt of gratitude which I can never repay." Good BnoiiKh for the Prioe. Tenantâ€" Say, there's a million rats in that house of vours, Landlord-Well ? Tenantâ€" What are you going to do about it? Landlordâ€" Do about it ? Nothing. Yon don't expect me to stock the place with white mice for 518 per month, do you ? Tri«' tr^-atment of many tkouaaii'ls of oasea of thoet! chronic weHkiii-na«i and (liBtresBipK niliTients peculiar U> fi-malee. at thi.' Invalids Hotel and Surnical Institute, Oulfalo, N. V., has ailordi-d a vast eipeneace in nio^iy adapt- ing und thoroughly ti-stuiK r<'medles for the cure of woman's pecuhiir maladies. Dr. l»lorce'a I'avorUe Prencrlptlo* ie the luti^ruwth, or nvult, "I this nn-at and valuable experieuw. Thousands uf testimo- nials, HKH-ivi'd from patients and from physi- cians who have teattd it m the more agrn^ vttt4.*d and utwtinst" cases which bad tHuned their skill, prrjve it to be tbc most wonderful nmedv ever devised for the relief and cure of euffiiriiiff womvo. It is not recommended aaa "cure-ttll, " but as a most perfect t-peciflc for woman's peculiar ailriientd. As a powerlnl, invlcoraIln( tonle« it Knparts stirenirtn tu the whole syptem* aud to the womb and itit appenda^'a ijx Borticular. FVr overworkid. ''wurn-out." '"nm-down." debilitated teachers, milliners, dressmakers. s<-am8ti?i<asrs, "shnp-rirls," bouso- kecpers, numlnK mothers, anil fe*»bie women rmrally, L)r. Pierce's Favorite Prescription the rreauat earthly tKwn, bemir unequaied as an appetizing eordial and n.'^torative tonic. As a sootlilttK aad â- (reuKlhenInc nervtae, â-  h'uvonto Pre»cnr'i"n '-i uiie- qual(*d and is invaiuable in allii.vinir and 8ut>- ouinK ut-rvous excitability, irnuiuility, ex- bausuuii, prwatntUun, bysuria, spasms and other distreSHinif. nervous s.vniptoms coh:i- mouly attendant upon functional and orvanla disease of the womb. It induces refreshlDf sleep and rellevea mentui anxiety aud de- spondency. Dr. Pleree>B Favorlle Prescrlpll<Mk Is a lecltiaaate inedlclne« i-arefuUr coiui>oun<3«*d by an eiperieiu't-d aud skiUftil phvsirlaii. and adapted to woman s 'lelical* orgaolsatioD. It ia purely veKetat)le In Ita compi>altioo and W'tfeotlv harmlew In its effects In any conJlUoa of the i^'Btem. For momiiiif sickiieaa, >«• miiisea, from whetore-.- cau»' iiruiinit. weak (it»)mach, indls«sti<iu, dy»- p«'psi:i -ui'l kindred syinpt^imii, its use, la smaii dost-t. will prove very Itenetjcjal. "favorite Preaerlptlon " l« a poaI> live cure f<ir the intiet eiiinpUrat*-"! and ot>- Stliiai • cases of kniiorrhea. .•xctwive dowinr, palnf il meiistniatioo, iinnaturui suppiresions, prolai'siis, r>r faJUna ut tbo womb, weak t>aak, 'â-  (em lii- wcttkueas,' iuit*-verBion. retniverslon, beerin>^-down sensations, fhronic eonife«tion» Inflainm&tiun and uicenuion of the womb, in* flammution, pain and tenderness In ovariei^ accoiiipunii'd with " iiitirnai h'-at." As u regalalor and promoter of fuao> tionul iu.'ti>m. at that critical period of chan^* from (firlhood to woiaaBbocxL " Fsvorito Pr^ scripth'n " is a perfectly safe remedial affeot, aiid i-an produce only tfix-'d results. It is equailv- efncaclous aiid valuable in its •-fTecta when taken for those Jisortlers and dirajnr»- menls incident t<> that laor and most critical perlnd. known as " The ("liange »f Ufe. ' "favorite Presrrlpiiont" when taken In wmnection with th'- use of Dr. l*ieroe's Golden Medical Discovery, and small Inxativa doses of Dr. Pierce's Puivative Pellets 'Uttla Liver Pillsl, cures Liver. Kidney and Uladder diseases. 'Their combined use also reroovea blood taints, and atxiUshes cancerous and scrofulous humors from the system. "Favorite Prescription" is the only medii ine for women, sold by druifdrista, under a positive auaraBtee, from the niauu- facturers, that It will (five satisfaction in -ViTy case, IT money will be refunded. Thistruarau- tee lias been" printed on the txjttle-wrapper, and faithfully carried out for many yeara. Large kettles 1 100 doses) 91.00, or six bolllea for 95.00. For larire, illustrated Treatise on DIsrases of Women (IflU pages, paper.covered), send tea cents in Btam(>s. .Address, World's DisptKary lidical issociatioi, MS BUlla SL. BnTALO, If. T. D O M U 4X 87. A Pill In Time Saves Nine;! Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets are preventive as well as curative. A few of tnese " Little Giants " taken at the ri^ht time, with little expense and no incon- venience, will accomplish what many dol- lars aud much saorilice of time will fail to do after Disease once holds yon with his iron graap. Conatipation relieved, the Liver regulated, the Blood purified, will fortify against fevers and all contagions diseases. Persons intending travel, changing diet, water and cUmate will find invaluable Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets, In vials convenient to carry. .sued Her Vp. Sharp-visaged female to grocer's boyâ€" I've waited here so long, young man, that I forgit what I cum for. Grocer's boy (meekly suggestive)â€" P'raps it's vinagar, mam.â€" I'exat Siftingt. tieneral Hlddleton's Betlreuient. Sir Fred Middleton has received a private letter from His Royal Highness the Iluke of Cambridge, commanding Her Majesty's forces, oomplimenting him for bis able direction of the Canadian militia, and expressing regret that owing to the compulsory retirement system the Imperial army shouldlose so valuable an officer. . â€" ^ â€" â-  â€" What is Ne«<Ie<l By every man and woman if they desire to secure comfort in this world is a corn sheller. Putnam's Com Extractor shells corns in two or three daya and without discomfort or pain. A hundred imitations prove the merit of Putnam's Painless Com Extractor, which is always sure, safe aud painless. See signature of PousoN A Co. on each bottle. Sold by medicine dealers. Merchants, Butchers, AMD TBADBKSaBNBRALLY. Ws wont a good uah ia your locality to piok CALFSKINS For us. Cash fuimisbed on satisfactory f^araaty Addrssa C. 8. PAQR, Hyde Park, Vermont, U. 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