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HELPFUL HINTS i'OR HOUSEWIVES The burning luid. aching of tlie feet in warm waatlwr, caujoii by stunding wUUa at worlc, la givatly alleviated by using under th« feet a soft rug oi thick wpolan. Bathing the £eei in lepid sail waier is also beneluial. Borax as an inaeot exterminator is unsurpassed. Kttep cio.seta and pantry scrupulously deaji and sprinkle powd- ered borax under the papers whiiih cov- er the shelves. « Meat slightly off flavor can be re- stored by cutting away the discolored portions and waahLiig the surface with a solution o£ a teasijojniuliof puwdei'ed borax dissolved in hall a teacupful ol water. la hot weather, if poultry or fresh meat is to be kept over ni^jht, place a lump of charcoal in llie body, or duat the- insidu wiih powiiered charcoal. Wash the meat wiih vlnvgaxi t'arhol- i«; paper is used by many butchers tor wrapping meals in warm weather and can be made at home as follows; into five purls of mtiied siearinu stir two parts of carbolic acid, iuiti. then add five parts of paralfiue melted with gen- tle heat. Stir well together until it cools, then apply with a bruah to tbin, soft pa[)er. in hot weather brushes of all kinds wheu not in use should be »uspeuiled la the air. A delicious lemonade is made with boding water. Wash and wipe two lemons. Cut a siioe or two from tUa center of each and extract the juice from what remains, prej^ing so as lo get a little of the od from the lind. Sweeten the juice to laste and add a quart of boiling water. When perfect- ly cold serve with a little cracked ice la each glass and a siioe uf lemon on the lop. Evan if d«!poaite<i in a handsomely decorateil bug or hamper, do not allow aoLled clothing to find place in sleep- ing or living rooms. Shut in by four walls withui which the processes de- manded by daily living are carried for- ward, the atmosphere should be care- fully guarded froiu all available sources of contamination. The basket or bugot soiled linen should be relegated to the woodhouse or back porch. Glass cans can be opened by invert- ing them a few moments in boiling Water.. Heat expands the metal tup, and it can be removed without prying underneath to let in the air. He care- ful that ihe water does not reach the Clads, or it may crack. Corks can be made air-tight by dipping ihem into a mixture of two-thirds wax ajid une- third beef suet. Hard rubber rings are rendered soft and pliable by boiling them half hour in a solution of ammonia and water. When a blood stain is left on white cloth or delicate muslin, make a paste of cold starch and flour, apply it to the stain, and when dry the stain will tuCve disappeared. Hair cloth will last muchl onger and will not become rusty If rubLnwl once * year with a cloth slightly dampened with any pure oilv In half an hour rub thoroughly with a dry linen rag. Xo restore rusty hair cloth add a little liquid shoe blacking tu the oil. At the end of a wes'k repeat if necessary. A cheap cejueni which resists fire and water is made as follows.'' Coagul.ite half a pint of milk with half a pint of vinegar, aeparato the curd from i h<* whey and mix with the wlioy the whites of four or five eggs, well beaten.. Mix well, then thicken to a putty-like paste with quick lime that has been passed through a sieves This will stop cracks Lu large iron kettles or caldrons. CANNING FRUIT. There Is promise of an abundant fruit crop so that we can probably all have as much of mother Nature's dain- ties as we need this year, says a writer in Ohio Farmer. 1 always put up a good deal of fruit in a way quite sat- bfaotory to myself and family, some few det.ails of which may bo now and â- UKgestive to others. I use to think it necessary to set my glass jars in a pan of hot water while pouring in the lx>iling fruit, but •ome one told me that a silver fork or â- |Hxm put in the jar was sufficient to prevent breaking. I he9itatc<l some time before trying it. Finally I decid- ed to risk a jelly glass and filled it with the boiling jelly succesatully; since then I have always done the suane for all my fruit, and find it so much more oonvenlent tban the old way, especial- ly as 1 use a gasoline stove exclusively and the hot water necessitated an ex- tra burner kept lighted all the time. 1 turn my jars of fruit lioitom up- wards until they are cool, tor the double purpose of seeing if the tops fit tight- ly and so tliat the fruit will not all settle at the bottom.' I usually keep my fruit in the kitchen over one night, after canning, before putting it in the cellar. I do not know as that is of any importance, but as my fruit al- ways keeps well, thought ijcrhaps that had something to do with it. I usually mi.K currants and raspber- ries, the proportion depending upon which kind are most plentiful. Wc like them so much better than either kind alone, though I often can a few jars of each separately tor sake of variety. Some who have a great many currants use only the juice of the cur- rants with the raspterries, which ia Very nice indeed, and saves picking over •o many currants and also docs away with the s«>c(l3, which many object to. In canning plums, currants, goose- berries and any such fruits, I use more water than I need for juice and when It boils, before adding the sugar, strain out a lew cupfuls from each kottleful for jelly, which still leaves the fruit •ufticienlly strongly flavored. If 1 have more of the common _ fruits than I ne«'d I often can several jars of each without sugar, for pie.s, mince â- Beat, etc. Two years ago, after I had put up all the plums 1 c*red for, the children went to the woods with their nates and brought homo quite a quan- tity of very small, ikxjf plums. Hav- ing a few empty jars I scalded tlieiu and canned them wiihuut su^ar. 1 did noi oi>en tbt^m until this spring, when I made plum butter of theui^ A gal- lon of fresh plum butter in the spring when it is hard to find anything that tastes good, was a real treat, and called to mind my grandmother's old saying, "save everything; in seven years you will need it." , TWO RECIPE3. Woodrord Pudding. â€" One cup ot jelly, jam or preserves; 1 cup of flour; 1-4 cup of melted butter; l-i teospoonful soda; 3 tablespoonfuls of sour milk; 3 eggs, well beaten; flavor to taste. CrumI) Pieâ€" One cup of molaases and 1-4 teas[joonful of soda beaten until light, then add 1 cup of warm water. Then take another pan, put in three cups of flour; 1 1-2 cups of sugar; 3-4 oup of butter; rub all toget her until well mixed. Make 4 crusts, stick well; then pour the molasses in 4 crusts,then divide other ingredients in mola&ies. Bake as another pie. HINTS TO BICYCLISTS. Iitlemperaace lu BlrycllUK, A» In BTery> Thinu Klnr. tu a Bail Tblns. The testimony of the Ijest physicians is unanimous in showing that only a very small protiortiua of the wbeelins public are a<lapted by nature for rac- ing, and many a you2ig fellww who ia never happy off the track is auwing the at'eds of a, breakdown on the vei^ of munhood. But it is not only racing men and century runners who overdo wheeling. Many a man who has nev- er raced is injuring himself by hump- ing his book and preventing tb» pro- per expansum of the chest, This often leads to cardiac irregularity, poor blood and a general weakening of the entire system. Cardiac healthiness, in particular, among wheelman, dei)ends gi-eatly on how ihoy wheel. While mod- erate cycling benefits the heart, im- moderate cycling disturbs it. The in- fluence of wheeling is equally gruat on the lungs. To insure their develop- ment sit reasonably oroct in iho uuddle, and don't overtax your powers of breathing. Avoid drinking anything very cola, unless in small tiuauLity, tak- en with deliberation. A good plan is to drink little at a time and often, lo expose one's self to a fresh breeze or to very cold water while the body is overheated is always harmful. Take a well-supplied tool liag. It is a bad thing fur the business uf the inan who runs the repaii'iiig shop at the sule of thi! rood, but that cannot l)e helped. J he bearings of the l>est wheel may tighten up from dust or grit getting inside, or other causes, and the wheel will run hard. I'hia occurs oftoner per- haps to the cunua on the crank axle than elsewhere. The seat of the trou- ble may be detected by turning the bi- cycle upside down and revolving the rear wheel, rhou nolLce where the chain seems to sa^ whether above or be- lo^v. U ix:low, the trouble is in the Iwarings of the wheel. U it is tight Ijclow an<l loose above, the wheel is pulling the cranks urouud, and they are harder to revolve than the wheel. If the adjustment is right in l)oLh places, the chain will sag first on the toi) side and then on ihu lottom in an irri'tfular maimer. Ihe bracket bear- ings receive the har<lest treatment of any part of the wheel, and necewarily require the must attention. A WONDERFUL WEDDING. Ten TUudAiiud Couitle Were United In .Harrla«e at Ouo Tluir. The larg«^st and must remarkable we<lding since the world began took place at Susa. When the great Alex- ander had conquered Persia, wiiohing to unite victors and vantiuidbed l>y the strongest ties possible, he decreed a wedding festival. Now, guuss bow many people Ue ordered to be married. Vou could never do it. Well, Alexan- der himself was to marry Statira, the daughter of Darius; lUU of his chief of- ficers were to be united to ladiesj from the noblest Persian and Medeoin laiu- ilies, aud lO.OOU of his tjrreek soldiers were to marry 10,000 Asiatic women â€" 20,202 people married at once. 1 don't see how they managed to get up a feast for so many, but they did, and for a vast multitude of guests be- 8i<le3. They had the most splendid ar- rangements. On a plain near the city a vast pavilion w;us erected on pillars sixty feet high. It wo^ hung aud spread with the richest tissues, while the gi>ld and precious stones oruamont- ed it would have made your eyes blink. Adjoining this building were 100 gorgeous cham'jers for the 100 liride- grooms, whilo for the remaining 10,- UOO an outer court was inclose<l and hung with ciMjlly tapestry, and tables were spread ouljtide for the multitude. A separate se.at was assigucd each pair, and all were arranged in a semi-cir- cle on either band of the royal throne. Each bridegroom had received a gold- en vessel for his libation, and when Iho last of those had been atmuimced by trumpets to the multitudes without the brides entpred the bantiuet hall and took tluiir phici'S. And now don't you think each bride- groom stood up separately and vowed: 'With this ring 1 nenv thee wed," and so on. No, the ceremony was very sim- ple; the king gave his band to Statii^ and kiasied her as his wife, and the oth- er bridegrooms followed his example. IN TOO BIG A HURRY. Tom, a word with you. Bo quick, then; I'm in a hurry. What did you give your sick horee t'other day? < A pint of turpentine. John hurrie« home and administers the some dot^e to a favorite charger, which, strango to say, dies in half an hour. His opinion of Tom's veterinary ability is somewhat stajgigered. Ho meets him the next day. Well, Tom, I gave my horse a pint of turpentine, and it killed him. So it did mine. SEIAHIOFO LOMON. WHAT IS DONE WITH THE GARBAGE OF THE GREAT CITY .iud Wliut Bcroiueiiar Itâ€" H«lho«U Adupled lu the .Hiiilern ilabyluuâ€" Tlie Fllllt Is 'fakt'U Uul to »r». " Oh ho^v unpleasant I The idea of go- ing out to si-a. with sludge 1" On the contrary, you know nothing of it. The deck of the sludge ship is bitiad and clean ; the deck house or " sal<H)n " small but comfortable ; on the bridge a fresh breeze is blowing, the sunlight spark- les brightly on the ruffled surface of the river, and you scarce can realize t hat this fine steamer is carrying a thousand tons of London's sludge out to sea. Yet such is th.o fact. The idea that the " mud barges " of the County Council which take out the precipitated portion of London sewage to the Bar- row deep j-e simply dirty dredges is quite a mistake. They are powerful iwin^icrew steamships, worked by two sets of triple expansion engines, and fitted with three large tanks, kept cov- ered, and absolutely FREE iraOM NUISANCE to anybody, even to the seamen on board. They can make two trips out to sea in every twenty-five hours, steaming about ten knots, and as a matter of fact they can dispose of 41,- OUO tons of sludge in a week. The sludge is precipitated by treaU ing the sewage with lime and sulphate of iron. First, six huge cages catch de- bris, such OS sticks and dea.il rats and eels, otc, in the great rushing sewers which drain London. This rubbish is burned in destructors at the rate of .â- jomething like a humlnxl tons a week; then the black river ol sewage is stirr- ed in tanks with Ihne. or, more correct- ly, lime water, in the proportion' of 3 1-2 giuins lo the gallcn. The effect of the lime is to precipitate matter in suspt'usion and solutiou aud also to de- odorize. You may TAICE A SaiELLlNG BOTTLE with you if you like, but will hardly need it. But, walking cm along the toi) of the twenty-seven Ceet wide sewer, which is proliably to ix-eome a beautiful boulevard for JJarkiiitj, one comes to the sulphate of iron ' shop" where 'iXM tons at a time are received, and where, after Ijeing dissolved iii the proper pro- portion, as directed by the chemist in chai^ge, it, too, finds the way to the swift rive.r of sewagi;. Hut then comes a ji.iuse in the river mad oircer. It is udmitteil through the Penstock chamber â€" that is, a build- ing with a number of iron gatesâ€" to a set of covered preci|iuating channels, where it can leisunlv meditate after its wild rushing.s froiu Londim. Here in its quiet lied the lima and iron, in casting down the wilid portions, can take full effect, ;ind the clear i)orl ion of the liquid at the top â€" now calltKl the effluent â€" is let off over the head of a wall at the end of th« chanil)er to a channel at the other side; wheuoe, gathering speed again, it HUfJHIiS TO A RESERVOIR from whii-h at ebb tide it joins the Thames. The sludge passes through pilx-s from the Udtom of the precipi- tating chiuiilwrs to another reservoir, whence it is (nujippd to the tanks in the sludge ships and conveyed to sea. The effect on the river is most sat- isfactory. On the tcBtimony of the bar- l)our master it is cleaner now than it has Ix'cn for some years, while Mx. 'rbudiihuui, the chemist at the Bark- ing "out fall" works, joyfully maintiins it has 'M pi^r cent, of oxygen, which it has not rejoiced in for soiii* sumnie,rs past. But the clean fopeshore and Ihe SLvnt of seaweed at Barking, and the inu<:h pur«'r looking water in the Thames itself, are jiroofs to the unim- itiated of the success of the " new " .system. Thai system is only now getting into full workiiiK order. The County Council has aikUd two more ships to the fleet, uiiikiuK now five in all ; and thi'y are (Jonve.ViiiK some 40,000 tons of sludge out to scii every week. FOUK SHIPS are constantly at work, day and night, and one takes its turn of arrest week for jwinling. repairs, etc., aid affording a lighter tune for the men. These are sailors, and 8lcei> on board, regular walcln's l)eing kept, except one twenty- four h<jurs in every seven days, when they are allowed oft duty. The (lisch.irgiiig ground of the steam- ers is llie Liirrow deep, some uiiles Ix!- yond the Nore li^jlit. The deep i.s an unused channel, t hf north Ixmnd vessels taking ii course CDUsiderably to the left anil southward .ships far to the. right. The channel has l)een buoyed by the Council, and no caplain may coiuiuence discharging until he h-as pa.-iscd the North linot buo.y. The discharge is quickly cffecled by oiiening valves in the vessel's lx>t toui ; the principle being much the same ii.s that used on Ihe sea- einpiying life-l)oat. â€" which, indeed, is but an adaplation of the law that WATKB FIX US ITS LEVEL the botloin of I he lanks being built on a level with the sea. The valves are ea.sily oiicncd fioin the dock, an<l so quick is tlinir action that the whole thousand tons can Ixv discharged in seven minutes. Generally the time oc- cupied, however, is longer, the vessel perhaps steuming ten uiiles while cmplyni} her stiajige cargo. The whiite wake ol the ship is distxilounMl, gulls hover over it, anil there among the tumbling waves and the fresh breezees the sludge is gone. The mind lan h.inlly grasp the fact that a handnd uiiilion gallons of sew- age pour down the huge drain to lurking every twpiit.v-four hour.i. But if we think for .t moment that this immenaii uia-ss of sludge would, but for the ships, have l>een discharged into the Thames, between Gnivosend and London bridge, ajid lie wasbe<l back- ward and forward "with the tides, and that this would be always going on month nXter month, we may oegin to have some conception of the Benefit gained. qORSE MEAT. Enuriuoas ttuautltirit of It Ealeu frilli Mo Uad Uesulla. Official figures having been recent- ly quoted to show that the numlier of horses imported lust year from Eng- land exoeeds 22,000, instead of G.OUO, as stated in the Belgian Chamber, I vis- ited Antwerp with the oiiject of find- ing out approximately what proportion of this enormous total is actually slaughtered for human consumption, writes a corre<*pondout. From information placed at my dis- posal by the Director of the city abai^ toirs, it appeals that the bulk of the animals arriving fiom England find their way direct to the slaughter house. Although the greater part comes from London, the trade is by no means con- fined to this quarter, the imports iu last week's official list showing that uu less than 7U were brought from Hull and Newcastle. One dealer in Ant- werp alone (an Englishman) dij>posed uf upward of 3,000 horses last' year to the local butchers. On the other hand, it is positively de- nied, as far as Antwerp is concerned, that any of the meats finds it way back to England, either in the form of "tinned i<eei, " or soup. Not a single meat-preserving establishment exists in the city. My iuformuut, who is a stanch adherent of horseflesh as a "wholesome aud nutritious diet" for the wurkiiigmuu, confirmed the meas- ures about to be taken for guarding against tulwrculixsis and glanders. .\ further experiment is to be tried at Rotterdam by subjecting all "suspici- ous" meat to treatmeni iu steam cham- bers heated to 110 degrees Centigrade (a temperature which has been scien- tifically proved sufficient U> kill the bacillus), aud to sell the meat so steam- ed at prices ranging from one franc, 50 cents per kilo (atx>ut six pence per pound), the residue uf the broth in- cluded. There are in Antwerp alnut 30 sho[>s devoted entirely to the sale of horai!- flesh. 1 visited several of these es- tablishments, but, with the thermume- j ter at 80 ilegraes in the shade, the I meat, of which the Imlk had l)een slaughtered at least two days previ- ously, did not pre.'sent an appearajice which was calculated to make uonverts. I Still leas so were the sausages of <luiky hue which upjMvir to form the staple re Blood means sound healthy blood, the hcttltli. With l<.-'\ n- h, stomach and -llgcsUvB orjjans' will be vigorous, iiid there will be wa dyspepsia. Kheiiinatisra aud neural;;;!! will t» unknown. Scrofula and salt rliemii will disap- pear. Your nerves will lie strmu;. your sleep sound, sweet and refreshing. Hood's Hiir.sapa. rllla makes pure Idood. Tliat Is why it cures so many diseases. That Is wiiy thnii.sa.ids take It to cure disease, retain good health. licniember Hoodi Sarsaparilla IstheOneTruc Blood I'uriner. All dr uggists. IU •-••n 'â- "'* Liver Ills ; easy to nOOd S Pills take, easy to operate. »o. FOR TWENTY-SIX YEARS. DUNN'S BAKING POWDER THECOOK'SBESTFRIEND U^RGCST SALE IN CANAOA. HAPPY OUTCOME. The naming of babies is proiluctlv* of many amusing incidents. Highly important to baby and parents, the cere- mony sometimes has an outcome which does not seem to be in keej>ing with the flourish of trumpets made over it. A certain aristocraiio little boy wait- ed two years to receive a naiue which should i)6 fine enough for bini, and ended u|i by being isalled "Sammy;" anil another somewhat similar case may be rei'orded. A gentleman visiting the house of a friend â€" a man of family â€" had his curi- osity aroused by seeing one shelf of a bookcase filled with novels all bearing as titles the names of women, and uu,, ,,11.^.^ ..,,,..«. .V, »«wu >.u» =v„H.»,ot Ibe miel romantio character. He 'delicacy wheu the meat is unfitted for i ventured finally to ask his 'friend the sale in its natural state. The prices i occasion for this a8«eml>ly ot tlowery run from four and one half (wnoe per fiction. . i • u pound for "prime cuts." to alxjut two! "Oh," answered his nost, p.-uce for "scrajw." When it is re- were naming memliered that, apart from the Gov- eminent ban laid upon imported horse- flesh, there is in Belgium a duty of nearly three fourths penoe per iHiuud on all other imported meat, it is easy to understand why Australian iiiuiton ia yet practically unknown here, and why among the poorer classes horse is the only flesh food available. A w^oman hn,H for many years l)een the engraver of inednls at the roynl mint at Stockholm A WOMAN'S MESSAGE. Conveyingr Words of Hope to the Af- I licted. Hail Siiirpreil I'rnni Heart TrtinUlrnnil LIvrr (oiiiKluiur, ttliii'li M rrcki'il Hrr MervoiK .t^Kleiuâ€" Ik Son an Well an Kver. From the Carloton Place Herald. Truth, it ia said. Is sometimes strang- er than fiction, and iu uu way has this phrase lieen lietUir exemplified than in the plain unvarnished statement of Mrs. W. U. Edwards, of Carletun I'lace, loa reporter of tbs Herald a few weeks ago. Mrs. Edwartls is well kninvn in this to\vn, having lived here for nearly twenty-five years. The story she related we will give in her own words. She said: "lu July of 1H!)4 I was taken ill with fever, caused by blood poiaonitifc and laid hovering lietween life ami ileatn for eight weukji. After the doctor suc- cewlod in breaking ui) the fever, my heart begun lo trouble me, jaundice and liver complaint also set in. I could not sleep aud my nerves were terribly unstrung. During my dlni'.ts, after the fever left me, I was attendeil by no leas than three doctors, but their medicines sieemedofno avail as I lay for months in a terribly emaci- ated condition and never expected to l)e around again. 'J'his state of affairs lasted until alxmt Christmas, when a friend suggested to me to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. My huslmnd proiiured a tow Iwxetj iiiid 1 then Ijegan their use al- though with but little confidence in them, liy the time 1 had used three boxes I Ix'giin lo feel a little better and began lo gel an apiwlite. This cncour- .igiMl me to ixiisevere in the use of the pilLs, and I still continuttd to improve. I iH'gan to sleep well, my heart ceased to Ixjiber me and my nervous system which had revived such a fierce shtnik was again fully restored. My liver trouble also disa.pi«!ared, in fact, I be- came almost a new creature. 1 now feel as well as 1 ever did in uiy life. I have used in nil eight lx>xeM and still continue lo take an occasional pill if I fetd any way (leprtaeed. Yes, she said, 1 am thankful to think that 1 trieil l)r. Milliauis' Pink Pills, iH-cjxuse I Ix'lieve no other medicine could have effwted such a cure in me and have so efro<;tually built me up. I am perfcsctly willing that, this simple statement of mine should Iw published, and hoix) some in)or suffering creature may .see it and Ix; restored to he-ilt h as I was." Ur. Williams' Pink Pills make pure, rich blixxl, thus reaching the root of disease and driving it out of Ihe sys- tem, curing when other medicines fail. Most of the ills afflicting mankind are due to an imixjverished condition of Ihe blood, or weak or shattered nerves, and for all these Pink Pills are a spivifio which .sijeedily restore the aut- foier lo health. Those pills are never sold in any form except in t ho com- pany 's l)oxe."<, the wrapper round which Ixiars the full name. IJr. Williamst' Pink Pills for Pale Peoide." All others are counterfeits, and should always be refused. Get the genuine imd be made well. AN UNPROMISING MATCH. Mrs. Henpock â€" My dear, you will make ft great mistake if you tnarry Mr. Meak. Ue has 'no beard, and ho wears a wig. Daughter â€" What dlfforonoe dixislhat make? Iduh ! You try managing a hus- band with no hair of his owa, and you'll find out. when w« our little girl my wife liought iho-e in order lo fiml a perfect- ly ciriirln'l II f nil' for the child. And what name did you give Um little girl .' .. , , We ended uii by calling her "Maryl Piles Cur<Ml in 3 to G "Nights.-Dr. Agnew'8 Ointment will cure all case* of Itching Pill* in from 3 lo nightS4 One application brings roiufort. l"'oB Blind and Ul<*ding Piles ii is i>eerleas. ALso cures Tetter, Salt llheum. Eczema, Barber's Itch, and all eruptions of tha skin. 35 cUs. Sold ljy W. E. Richardson. Wardpullâ€" "I Ixdicvo it would he « good idea to nominate Hzakpxski. He's a mighty good man." Heclahâ€" "Oh, he's u good man all right, but bow couhl wo ever get up a campaign yell on such a name as that?" 10 cts. Curee Constipation .and Liver IIU.â€" Or. Agnewa Liver Pills are Ihe moat pi-rfcct made, and cure like magio, Bick H<'adaihe, Constipation, Bilious- ness, Indigest ion and all Liver Ills. 10 cents a vialâ€" ^0 doaea. Sold l)y W. E. Richardaon. Heâ€" "And did you call at Monte Carlo while you were at Nice?" Sheâ€" "No; papa called on him, I Ix-lieve, but from his disappointed appearance when be re- turned to the hotel. 1 think Mr. Carlo must have l)een out." Relief in Six Uours.- Distressing Kidney and Bladder Diseases relieved in six hours by the ".South American Kidnov C^re." This new remedy is a great surprise and delight on account of its exceeding uroiiipiness in reliev- ing pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and every part ot the urinary passages in male or feamle. It relieves reteii- tio.1 ot water and pain in passing it almost immediately. If you want quick relief and cure this is your remedy. Sold by W. E. Hicburdsou. "What did the str.iuger say when you gave him 'ho bilH' Waiterâ€" "Such monstrous prices he never saw ; we were an abominable gang of thieves." Holel-keeperâ€" "tiood ! So he didn't be- come abusive, then f" Heart Disease Relieved in 30 Min- utes.â€" Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart gives perfect relief in all cases of Or- ganic or Sympalholic Heart Disease in 30 minutes, and s|>ee(lily effects a cure. It is a peerless remedy for Palpitation, Shortness of ilreatb, !?mot liering Sixdls. Pain in Left Side and all symptomsof a Diseased Heart. One dose convinoes. Sold by W. E. Richardson. Mistress (lo servant looking for a place)â€" "Why don't you show your lx)olt of references f" Servantâ€" "Because I do not wiih to reflect ou thechainoter of Ihe employers who change their ser- vants every fortnight." Hay Fever and Catarrh Holieveil HI 10 to 00 Minutes.- One short puff of the breal h t hrough the Blower, sup- plied with each bottle of Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder, diffusB.s this powder over the surface of the nasal passages. Painless and delightful to use. It re- lievos instantly, and ixirmanently oures Catarrh, Hay Fevferj Colds, Headache, Sore Throat, Tonsilit is and Deafness. Sold by W. E. Hichurdson. Tyreâ€" Bilkins and his wife have Ixmght a bicycle built for two. Rider â€"Ah I Ridfng tandem, ch ? Tyreâ€" w;ell; judging from thiir wobbling per- formani» yesterday, 1 should say tney were just riding at random, _^^^ ' â-  â-  'â- -â- â- â€¢- ' â-  " â-  â-  .. ' " . ' > Rlieumatisra Cured in a Day.â€" Southi American Rheumatic Cure for Hbeu- nintism and Neuralgia, radically curea in 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the system ia remarkable and mysterious. li removes at once the cause and Ihe dise^ise immediately disappears. Thtl first Hose greatly benefits. 75 oMll.8. 1 Sold by W. K. Richardson,