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AuqtsT 17 1911 THE FLESHERTON ADVANCE 'Advance' Small Ads. Look over them weekly. There may be something for YOU Business Cards Farms For Sale or Rent MCULlX)UOH A YOUNG htuk«ri' Mkrkdale eoaral bkckmii buainena . MoDcy loaned kt reMOOabl* rate* Call on ua. TChlSLETT. • PoBttuutrr. f;«ylon. ComiciMioDer iu H. C. J .CooTeymcer, aeta*. Oiort«tMM, iMat'K, willH etc. carefully drawn up ollectiooi mad.-, cliaryee r«a»ODal>le. AUo roeerie*. flour, leed etc, kejitin ilock, Pricei i ifilit. ^ j RJ BfROULB. Fleeharton { oomiciBeioDtr in H.C J,, Anctlonee Con- Teyaacer. AppraUer and Money Lender j Keal Estate and Innnrance Agent. Deeds, inortgage". leaeet and willt carefully drawn , and valuations made on aborteHt notice oney to loan at loweat ratea of interoat. Col- j ectiona attended to with iiromptneaa > cbargea low. Agent lor Ocean Domiuion , fjt^amabip Company- A call aolicited. FAHU KOK HALK-Lot no 2. io tlie .5tb con- ceBKionof the towuabip of Artameaia, con- taining 100 acres more or less. Property of the late W. J. Keatty. There is a bank barn and roughcast bouse on preiuises and is well watered. Will be soil on reaaoiiable lerius. Apply to JaujesL. McMulleo. Ceylon p. o.,(lot, POR BALEâ€" fheap ani eaay terms. II not * sold soon, for rent to Huitable tenant. North ball lot :-t9 aud lot 40, con. 11. Arteniesia, and lot I, eon. 12. Osprey, -iOO acres, about I9U cleared balance uiostly timbered land, hard and eo/t wood : good stone dwelling and frame barn, stabling under : well watered with uever- lailing suiall spring creek oossing farm close to barul This is an excellent grain or gra/.iug fariu aud will be sold very cheap It talieu at once and ou easy terms. Ajiiilj to K. J. Kproule, Klesbertou, Out, DMcPHAIL, Llcenaed Auctioneer for the • County of Grey, Terms moderate and aatialactlon guaranteed. The arrangementa and datea of sales can be luade a*. Tbk Advanck office. Keaidence and I',0., Ceylon, Telephone, connection. I Dec. 6. 07. I WM KAITTINO, Licensed Auctioneer for ; the counties of tirey and . Simcoe. | Farm and Stock sales a specialty. Terms , moderate, satisfaction guarantied. Arrange- ments for dales may be made at the Advance i offiae, or a: T. Hutcblnaons store, teversbam by addressing me at FeveKbam, Oot. RUDI) MATHERS, Markdale, Licensed auc'ioneer lor tne county of Grey. Good kervice at reaacuable rates. Dates can be made at The Advance, o OU |, OUSALK oheapand on easy termsâ€" liOts 1 ' and 1!. con. 11 Usprey; '2U0 acres; frame dwelling, frame barn and stabling under; about 170 acres cleared and under cultivation. Soiiiu splendid cedar with other mixed timber on balance, also tw-> small orchards bearing. Wei watered ; oevei failiug spring creek. Kuleudid Brain and grazing farm. .\i)plv to K J.sproulu Klesberton or Kauiuel < Isborne, Maxwell, PAHM FOIl KALEâ€" Very cheap. 100 aorea, I *• lot 9, COD. 7. usprey. only SJOOO, reasonable I cash payment, balance easy terms, 8.^ acreii I cleared, well fenced and in high state of culti- ; vation, balance timbered, good comfortablo ' frame dwelling, stone cellar under, never fail ; ing st>riug well and windmill jiump at door. new frame barn, well finished, stone stabliu); I with spring water under, also io shed. It ui situated i mile from Maxwell village wberii > there are stores, post otfices. good schuol. , and iaOD the gravel road. 9* miles from railway station. II sold at once, above price, tbougli VEHY CHKAP might be sliaded a little. .\nply to It. J. SPUOULE, Klesbertou, or TH()M.\8 GUV. on prBu;is«9. >{ T HAKVEY PKIUGOE broker Flesherton pfotiCC tO CredltOrS 1 General brokerage business. Insurance of * '^•â- "^^ ••^ â- *•* ^*^* ».\/m O every kind placed in safe and liberal companies. heal estate etc.. Open accounts and past dne j jl matter of thp osfHt.. .,f Mv. notes handled and money advanced thereon. «n tne iTl8uer or tne estate ot Ml«, Correspondence solicited, Jofiiiim Hendry (if the tnwiislup of . ' < >«lirey in the County of Oiey, furiner'.s Medical ' wife, deceased. DTI CABTEK M CF A son ,. office and residenceâ€" Feter r 1 1 1 1 "A L, ' â€" NOTICE ifl eereby yiven iiursimiit to it, Phyalelan, Surgeon etc the revised Stjitutes of OiiUno, 1H!»7 -F.Ur.t..Fleaherton ^.^^^^ j^,, ,j,^^, ^^|, ,,^^ ^,^da„,, ,„J 'otheis hrtvinu clHiina against the estate of the aImivb named -Joanna Hendry, who ENGLISH PATRIOTIC POETRY. ''ar''ad;X"f"'iire Veterinary Bclenc ^'"^'.'^ "r deliver to Robe.l or ChiiVles Association DurhaiT street, ippoaite Sworder, KoUpore poHt eHiee. Ont., (the Boyd. hro'B hardware. Kxecufors of the Idnt Will »nd Testament of the »»i'l dece:ised) their christian »iul JJENTISTRY liurnaineK, addreHsea and descriptioiiK, rtr E C MURRAY L. D. K. dental surgeon I ^^e full jiarticilhus of (heir olainiH, the U bono,' graduate ol Toronto University and I Ntatehient of their iiccountN and the Koyal college of Dental Burgeons ot Ontario, natuieofthe Kecurties (if any) held bv Gas admiaimatered tor teetb extract on . // "i Office at reaidence. Toronto Street. Heeherton. uiem, -â-  A.Mi FiKTiiKit Takk Notmk that Legal .after such last nientiuned date the said . ri-AR RAKEY* WALLArE-Barristera.iex.'CUUjrHwill proceed U. distribute the •L riolicilors'etc.-I. H.Lucas. K. C; W. E. (assets of the said deceased among the Kaney, K. I. ; J- H. G.Wallace Offlcea p,^tj^ ^..tjded thereto, having regard I^n^«v•iS:i:kJil^ITca\'^^U"'/5•.;oni•rA•|oniy to the claims of whioh they ^h.tll Kranchouice at Duudalk open every Saturday.! tlien h»ve notice, and that tlic said ux- •/ ecutfirs will not be liable lor the sjiid W"J,«L?L"--0^w*rn B;nn5°and°Fle.'L°e''.;SJi: •^•'«'" "'• ""y I'"" "'«'«»! ^> «"> I'e.son "-Fiesbeltou office, Bproules Block every j or pel ».)nN of whose claim notice shall aturdav I not have been icceived by them at the ~~ â-  ~~ time of such diHtributiun. Hut CK & Faik. Ccjllinywood, Out. Siilici'.ors for the Executors, Dated this 12th day of .luly. A, D., 1911, Y\\.\. TKKMfll'KV.s AllirsT â- Â» LI-IOT T Societies a n U W meets on the laat Monday h ID ea"h mouth, in their lodge room Norris; "lock .Flesherjon, a^t ^I'-'^^.^.i ^^J Fin.. W,f!( rossley Visiting brelbran invited TvMiNCI' AllTHUK LODGE, No. H33, A.F.4 { P^'^'a U. m^» in the -"O""' "»l'idav'on I strong s Hlock.Fleaherton,. •^".r ,»'''^*'' ^ 1 or before the full mocn. ( . H, Mu'isl.aw. w. , M.; Thos. Clayton, Hetretary r OURTTLKBftEIlTON, 995, I, 0, F. meeta in j Toronto. Out. stands to-day without a superior V ciavton'a Itlock the last Wednesday eveulng | j„ Caiiii.ls. Graduates always suicessfnl. of e«h month, Visiting J'ore.ter. I'^^^t^l^V | , ...ilogue free. Our Clubbing List C«X'LF'rre'n'^'mU\"n''irC"oii^^^^^^^^^^ The following prices , re for strictly and third Wednesday of each month " P- ni i pa,;j m advance siibscriptionfioiily. «e Pay assessments to ibe '''T"'^," „??, °' eUlo? •>»Ve no accounts With Other papers, tne first day of each month. Chief Councillor I V T. HIakelev: Recorder W. H, Hunt. .,...., wel^n.e."H. H., ' Dy'son; K. 8., 'J', Henry. *V"ie!:Upay ?nel;iS,''Â¥irB"eo. before the first day of the month. , r'^BEN KKIENDB-Fleaberton Coun^^^^ :;:^{:^i;i..:\tt;:'"^.i;arX>.^;;i:?:.t.";""^ liellaniv. Sec.Treas. Berkshires and Tamworths 1 have now for sale a lew very choice lleik .hire Digs nearly ready to wean- Hurry your order a'ndiettbe^ best. Also good Tamwortb bog four year. "X.'wUOSB, Maxwell P, O, Boar for Service Pure Urol Tsmwoith . Itiar lor f.ivice Terms, »1, Cash, N. Hin lie. Maxwell, Out. Bull for Service TliorouKhhred .Sl.oithc.rn Inill, Uroadh.Kik's l.ad, for service on lot 10, >'"ii. '•'-., ♦•»1""^V- PediirK" on application. Service, h\\*> lor grades, thor-.u.ail.re<ls, $r., »3 «t time of wrvice. Full i.iice rlliarKed fi>r cows not "â- """"'^- ,I:M. liURNS, Boars for Service The innlersiKii- 'I bus a ttMirouKlihred York- shire Isiar for service on lot Hi", Hril ranne, F T amis. K., .\rteiiiesia. Terms, Sl.tKI Ala.. Hereford Bull tor service. .)..). Uro-.vn. ^1 .It- BUM FOR SERVICE 'niorougl.bre I .Shorthorn l.iill,"l>»iidv ,lim" X17H4, for service on lot 171>, T. * S. K., Ar- temeaia. This nninial is of n Kowi ♦milking strain. Pedlifree on application. Terirs,â€" • Jrades »1, registered M. .1 AS. STINSON Proprietor. Flesherton .\dvance % ' ()() Yo'Jths Companion 2 GO Toronto World, daily 2 .1.5 Toront4< Daily News 1 85 Weekly Globe 8.'> Mail- Em pile , , . . 80 Family Herald A Hear Hf) Toronto .Star 1 :J5 Fanner Sun H.o Farmers Advooata 1 IJo Weekly Wil.ieas 80 Satiinlay Night If 06 Home â- ioiiru'.il »M) Poultry News . , ; 20 Foullry Keview 4o Hod and (iun nmaazine 80 "PILLS LIKE A FYLE" So Harsh and Drastic are Many Pills as to Seriously Injure Health. Tlie nearest that Englishmen car* go to lyrical expression about nation- al affairs is such a sonnet as Words- worth's "Milton, thou shouldst be liv- ing at this hour," or the dedicatory poem appeiiiled to Tennyson'* "Idylls," which contains a memorable passage about the retention oi tlie Colonies â€" 8o loyal is too costly ! friends â€" your love Is but a burthen; loose the bond, and go. Ix this the tone o( Empire? here the iaith That made us rulers? this, indeed, her voice And meaning, whom the roar of Hou- goiiionl Left mightiest of all peoples under heaven? What shock has fool'd her since, that she should speak So feebly? wealthier â€" wealthier â€" hour by hour ! The voice of Britain, or a sinking laud. Some third-rate isle half-lost among her seas? or again, such a majestic simile as that in Matthew Arnold's "Heine's Grave." Yes, we arraign her, but she "The weary Titan ! with deaf Ears, and labor-dimmed eyes. Regarding neither to right Nor left, goes passively by. Staggering on to her goal; Bearing on shoulders immense Atlantean, the load Well-nigh not to be borne Of the too vast orb of her fate. Among modem poems which strike this high reflective note are two school odes, one bv Mr. Bridges about Eton, printed in his "Shorter Poems," and one by Mr. Newbolt called "Cliftou Chapel." â€" Canon Beeching, iu Pro- vincial Letters." SUBMARINE SHIPS Life Aboard These War Craft Is a Sequence of Discomforts. TORTURE FOR THE NOVICL B!g Derby Sweepstake, This year the great Calcutta Turl Club sweep.itake on the Derby was worth £66,666, no less than £16,666 iiiore than the previous best attained la^t year. On that occasion Captain H. T. Raban, of the Indian army, drew Leniberg, drawing ticket No. 92.211, for which he paid 14 shilling?. With- in half an hour of his being advi:ied by cable that he had drawn the favor- ite he had negotiated with a London syndicate, who purcha.ied a half share in the lucky ticket for £7.500. Captain Raban won £33.000 in all. Nearly a quarter of a million tickets are bought annually in this, the great- est sweepstake in the world. The tickets, which cost 14s. each, are keenly competed for. Sometimes syn- dicates buy up thousands, and pool the result. Of the total lynuunt sub- scribed the chance of the winner take* 40 per cent., (the second 20 jmht cent., and the third 10 per cent. The other starters divide 10 per cent, between them, while a further 10 per cent, goes to the drawers of non-starters left in the race at the time the sweep closes. K linal 10 per cent, goes to defray expenses. Needless to say, ro- mance has abounded in the history of the sweep, which originated as a t-niall private affair at the Calcutta Turf Club. One year the six-year-old daughter of a native signalman won £30,(K10. Though the tickets are ."ent to t' e other ends of the earth, India has oeeu curiously favored. k Madras bank clerk drew .Signoriiietta, while Orby fell to a inercliant officer on an Indian liner, and £30,0<JO a few year.s pre- viously to an Indian engine-driver. Strange indeed ! .\lone of I.oikIoii- ers, a valet at a West-Knd club drew Minoru, and sold half his ticket (or £6,000. In a letter written from his home In Valencia. Mr. Marsh Belwyn does ser- vice to thousands by drawing atten- tion to the Injuries inflicted upon deli- cate people by drastic purgative pills. "For a long time I suffereU from constipation. This condition compell- ed the use of pills. Like many an- other. I made the unwise choice of usInK pills that were like lightning in their activity. I began to be filled with Intestinal disturbances, constant rumblings, gas In the bowels anil diar- rhoea. I grew pale and emaciated. Then the doctor told nie drastic Irrl- Bull For Service tatlng puis had caused catarrh of the ,,,,,,, , bowels, an almost incurable disease. 'niorouKhlnedllereford Hull for service on gj|,,^,„l„lj ,„y j,,t,m,|<jn i„ ^ friend. tl7l, cj'n. 3 S. W. I- nnl 2; ,',; .."!.'. ! he advised a trial of Dr. llamlltoirs I speedily experienced the heal- Terma-*! for grade, W for pure; lot Bieaia. lerma-?! lor graoe, js. loi !""« pjug bred. Any. i-ow n..l/eturned will be charged ,^^ ^^^ curative effect they exert . .\ the stomach, liver and bowels. 'V\w. in full whether in ralf or not. . t^.-v M.Mari'i â€" T. * .'. « ATSON. Dates of Fall Fairs FLESHEKTON. FAatdrey, Sept 28-2!t Priceville ''"t. ."> and ii Dundalk ^>ct- 12.ia Durham Sept. 20.27 Fe»erih»m Oct. \\ Hanover Sep'- 12, 13 j pin's M»rkd»le 0«t. 3,4 Meeford Sept. 28,29 Mt. Forut.... 8«pt' 28.2« Orangefille Sept- "''^ i Rocfclyn Oct. 5,(1 ISbelbume 8»Pt- 2«,!J7 1 Intestines, freed from Irritating driif^s, rapidly regained natural tone. the bowels acted as If nature and not Dr- Hamilton's Pills were at work. I know It will be of value to thoiisanils tu know that a plU as mild and curative as Dr. Hamilton's Is available to thu alllnr" For bowel disorders, sick heailache, constipation. liver and stomach ile- ranfement, there is no pill so invari- ably 8ure to cure as Dr. Hamilton's Refuse a substitute. Sold In the boxes, all dealers, or The Catarrh- ozone Co.. Kingston, Ont. King's Wagon Journey, King I.ewaiuka, thu paramount chief of Barotseland, who is the donor of a SitaAunga deer to the King'.s South African collection of animals in Lon- don, was present at the la.-!t corona- tion and the inconveniences which he underwent in passing through South African territories on that occasion I left a very bad impression upon hie I mind. No fewer tlian five weeks were occu- pied in making the journey by ox- wagon to the Zambesi Kiver, and the much-traveli'»l king, who during his stay in London haii been accoiiiinodat- ed with every comfort at a well-known hotel in the West End, wa,< tlicn 300 miles from his capital and home. His Majesty was acconipauK-d by Col. Colin Harding, the commandant of the Barotseland Police, who has had the unique experience of having been attacked at one and the same time by nine lions, some of which he killed. When Lord Sflboriie visited the King at Livingstone his lordship was pre- sented with a tame hippopotamus, and subsequently a big-ganiti drive was arranged in his honor. During liis visit to London King Lewanika did most of the eights of the metropoUs. Citiien* "Duntsd," The ancient ceremony of riding the bounds at Newbiggin, Northumber- land, England, was followed by the "dunting" of two new freeholders at the historical "dunting" stone on the moor. For the first time iu living inenMry one of the recruits was a lady. They were seized by stalwart men and carried face uppermost to the stone, and "dunted" â€" gently struck against the stoneâ€" three times. The ordeal is peculiar, and not digni- fied. Subsequently the recruits, ac- cording to custom, scattered their bounty among an intereste<l and cheering crowd of onlookers. Dr. Hamilton's Pills Are Miid-Never Gripe A Lost That Wat Felt. Captain Hardess Lloyd, the famoua polo player, was talking about the cessation of flogging at the great Eng- lish public school of Eton. "I am glad," ha said, "that flogging ii now done away with. Eton boys used to suffer a gooid deal from the birch. There was one Eton muter in the seventies who flogged <o se- verely that his death, when he came to die, was announced in* Uie paper! among the shipping newt. Thejr tar nounced it under the head : "'Loss of ft wtiAlu'." ,^A- Between Choking For Air and Suffe- ••ting From the Fumea of Qatolino ; th* Agony it Exoruoiating â€" Added ! Terror* When Caught In • Storm. Bobmarine boata have been deTeIop< •d to the point where they can cover on tbelr own power a radlas of 800 miles In effectlTe fighting trim. In â- torm and calm the submarjies are capable of navigaUng the seaa witb credit to tbelr loveDtor* and coi^stnic- tora. Witb a fleet of these vessels sta- tioned In the vicinity of any of our large coaat clMea it woald be difUciui: for battleships to get within effective striking distance. { Tbe first impressions received on de- scending into tbe bold of a submarine are tboee of discomfort and suffoca- tion. Tbe accommodatlona for a crew ^of thirteen seem about right for half a dozen. One la In too close proximity to wlilrrlng macblDery, too, to enjoy jtbe sensation. I On all sides are arranged electrl?nl devices and machinery to operate tbe 'craft and tbe torpedoes. A tbln shell of steel separates the visitor from tbe torpedoes, and tbe outside water Is so close that one can almost feel Its moisture. When under way on tbe surface tbe submarine bams and trembles. Tbe fumes of gasoline are almost suffocat- ing. There is no escaping from them. Some of tbe men contract what is caU- jed "gasoline beart" it under water too long tbe fames make one sick and dizzy. A novice cannot remain In a sub- marine under water for any great length of time wltbont sntrerlog ex- emclatlng torture. In time, however, one gets tised to it, and a trip may be one of enjoyment I Bat it is when tbe submarine dives that the most unpleasant symptoms eoraa There are ten compressed air tanks supplied, and these famish suf- ficient air to keep tbe crew alive • good many boars. But did yon erer live on compressed air? If not It will be a new sensatfoo. especially If yon are fifty feet below tbe surface of the water. There is a Osgllng sensation all over tbe body, a pounding of tbe eardmms and pos- jsibly a sense of nausea. I As tbe air Is automatlcany regulat- ed from the compreesed air tanks one !gets bis share of tbe oxygen, but some- I times tbe supply may vary. It cer- !talnly does in different parts of tbe I ship. One may be cboUng for lack of good air in one part and be eziiilarat- ed by a too abundant supply In anot>i- !er. I Sometimes when the engines are running to charge tbe batteries tbe tames of the gasoline become to strong that men are rendered unconscious. They must be taken up on deck tben to get a whiff of fresh air. For this reason the batteries are only charged when above tbe water, iiut In time of war it might be uecessary to charge them while running below. Then. Indeed, tbe man aboard tbe sub- marine ml),ht envy the aerial navi- gator flying above tbe sea with hla abundance of fresh air to breathe. Cooking under water la a pretty un- certain and disagreeable work, Tbe only appliance for this purpose Is a small electric heater. This Is just about big enough to beat water to make a cup of coffee and nothing else. Tbe crew have their food cooked aboard tbe tender. Tbe submarine is built on the prin- ciple of economizing space In every- thing. There Is no room for anything except tbe actual necessities. Every Inch of space is given over to ma- chinery. This is everywhere compact and efficient, but multiplied so often that one wonders what It is all fbr. There is machinery for running the boat, for guiding it under water, for controlling it when it dives, for com- pressing tbe air tanks, for operating the torpedoes and even for regulating tbe power of vision abova and below water. When caught In a storm In a sub- martne life is really not worth living. It consists of a series of Intense strug- gles to prevent death by being batter- ed against steel walla or to keep from becoming Involved In whirring wheels and dynamos. If yon survive tbe or- deal yon conclude that it la not neces- jaary to wait for war to find bades. It Is wltb yon all the time.â€" Harper's Weekly. Qulek•l^ *Vow are you roaktn* ontT* asked mw Pullman porier. "Well, I used to think I was doln' prstty good." replied tbe other, "bni after seein' a train held up by a toad â- gent the otb«- day I feel a good deal Uk* tbrowin' this old wbiskbroom away and gettln' a revolver."â€" Wasbington Star. Modom Children. "How old are yon, Klsler" •TItoe years." "And yoti, Emar *1 am twelve." "Really twelve? Too are wonderful- ly well preserved râ€"ruegende Blatter. TBEE TRUNK_CANNON. Wendsrful Weedon Hid* Wound auns of the AntJIIos. Tb* mention of wooden guas soc gcsts a company of boy soldiers eom- maodsd by a captain wbo wears a tin sword. Tbe rerolotlonary toldlsra ot Cnba. Haiti and the DomhUcao Be- public, however, havo from time to time made cannoo from trees and ap- plied them to practical purposes. In tbe Antlllee there grows a peculiar tree with a winding grain, so tenacious ot fiber that to split It by ordinary means Is almost an imposslbllty. When wanted for artillery purposes tbe tree Is felled, a section soma flvo feet In leufftb and one foot In diameter Is selected and cut, the bark Is remov- ed, and uneven places on the surface are dressed down. Tbe embryo cannon la then placed on rode trusses and a bore burned In It, a process that serves further still to harden tbe wood. While tbe bore Is I being burned green ox bides are cat i into long strips by beginning In tbe { center and working toward the outer i edge as one would peel an apple. I When all Is In readiness one end ot this rawhide band, wtilcb Is aboat three inches In width. Is spiked to tbe j wooden cannon near tbe breech. A I lever or bar is attached to the batt. . Two or three negroes grasp the arms of tbe bar and slowly torn the bollow- I ed log on Its supports. Tbe band of I green bide Is kept under a strain, and [ In this way the core of tbe cannon Is I wound with one of tbe toughest ma- terials, wire excepted, in the world. Tbe first layer of bide is tightly wound to tbe muzzle of tbe growing gun and back toward tbe breecb again until a number ot layers have thus been wound on and tbe promis- ing piece of artillery has grown sev- eral Inches In diameter. It is then placed in a draft of dry, hot air and allowed to harden. When the hardening and curing process Is complete tbe persevering Inhabitants have a really serviceable weapon. One of these homemade wood and rawhide cannon used dnring the last Cuban Insurrection is said to have withstood IM charges of powder be- \ fore becoming tiselesa Tbe projectiles I for it were made of scrap iron, broken ftone aud fire hardened clay balls. â€" 8t Louis Republic. REAL JAVA COFFEE. You May Got a Cup Almost Any Plaoo Exoopt In Jsva. It seems strange that In the far east, where tea and coffee come from, it is very difficult for tbe traveler In nearly all places In India, tbe Straits SetUe- ments and elsewhere In tbe orient to procure a cup of really good tea or coCTea TUa. says Sir Frederic & Isbam, tbe novelist, although seem- ingly paradoxical. Is only on a par wltb conditions In so many of otir little American hamlets and vlliages where good butter, rich cream and good chickens for tbe residents are practi- cally nonobtalnabK all ot them having been "sent to town." In Calcatta I heard an American In tbe best hotel there say to the waiter: "If this," indlcathig the contents of a cup before him. "Is tea, bring me coffee; If It Is coffee, bring me tea." And tbe waiter (an Eurasian), who bad no sense of bamor, took away tbe drink and phlegmaUcally brought some- thing else â€" equally bad. no doubt So after India. Burma and the Malay j^aolnsula we waited with bated breath for the coffee of Java. "Java coffeel" Tbe excellence of it was a childhood tradition. Tbe coffee "mother used to make" was compounded of real Java. In Java surely we should find a nectar of tbe gods. What did we discover? An extract of coffee served In little castersi It would have made the gods llL Another Ulnsion gonel Don't go to Java for real Java cot- teei Ton may find It In YpsUantl, Mich, or Paris, 0.. but yon won't nn- eartb it In Javaâ€" not tor money. Too Muoh For Him, Toltalre VBuld not speak much Eny- lisb. Tbe reason why be refused to study the language la this: It was drilled Into Km that "plague" was pronounced "plalg," which be thonsht very pretty and acceptable. But rlstat on top ot it be was Introduced to "ague," which bis teacher said moat be called "a-gue." Finding it Impoa- slble to recopcUo the difference, tie went off Into a pbllosopblcal taatmm and dropped tbe itudy. A Bit of a Brag. Lawyerâ€" Are you acquainted wltb any of the men on the Jnry ? Wltns sa Yes^ sir; mors than halt ot tbeoa. Lawyer-Are you willing to swear that yon krow more than bait ot them? WItnee»-8ay, It it comes to that, I'm willing to swear that I know more than all ot tbem pat tofletber,â€" Mll- wankee Joamal. Deaorving of Pity. "There coea Rosham. Every time I think ot tbat man's financial emba^ raasment It makes me yearn to help him." "Financial embirraaunentr "Tis, He's got so mnch money b* doernt know what to do wltb It,**-- OatboUc Standard aad Tlmea. . .^ Qiad He Loft. Actorâ€" There was a thunder ot ap- pisnse when I left tbe stage. Bored Friendâ€" Servee yon right! YonshooMInt stay on so long! The Main Thing. Political Leaderâ€" How does Bamp stand? Hencbmotiâ€" All right, I goesa. He betongs to tb« avme political party as we do. Political Leaderâ€" Conisand Itl That's no sign. Is be with as ot against oa?â€" Puck. Wbat the atan ara to tba flmiiMBl kiii4 deeds are t». tlM wit|lt About tha lame Thing, 8erlbblc>^-Ca> yon aouost a aiinlte for giTtaff adrtoel 8erawle»-Hoi» w«aM poorlac vatar go b ioaVi I SELECTED POEMS ^(^^(^ ^ ^ (^ ^ When I Co Home Again It comes to me often in silence, When the lireliKht sputters low, When the black, uncertain shadows Seem wraiths of long ago. Always with throb of heartache That thrills each pulsive vein, Comet the old untjuiet loDiiiag For the peace of home ag»in. I'm sick of the roar of the city. And of faces cold add strange, I know there's wsrmth and welcome And my yearning fancies range Back to the dear old homestead. With an aching sense of pain â€" But there'll be joy in the coming When I go home again. When I go home a>;ain, there's music That never may die away ; Aud it seems the hands of angels On the mystic harps at play Have touched with a yearning sadness On a lieaniiful broken strain. To which my foud heart is wordini; " When I go home again," Outside of my du'kened window, Is the great world's ci-H.sh und din ; .'\nd slowly the autumn shadows Come driftins, dtiftini; in. Sobbing the night wind murmurs To the splash of the auluiun rain â€" But I'll dream of the glorious greeting When I go home again. â€"Eugene Field. 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The small school with small capital and meagre t'liuipment cannot give you the same irsiiiing that you can get at the Northern. C. Pi. Fleming, F.C.A., G. D. Fleming, Principal. Secretary. FALL TERM OPENS SEPT. 4th» Voters' List Municipality of the Township of Artemesia. ^Notice i.s hereby given that I havt. ' ti-tusmitteil, '«r delivered to the pcrsoi', nientiuned in sections 8 and i> of K"! â-  Ontario Voter's List Act, the cu()it^' re<|uired by said sections to W tfans- initted or delivered of the list, m»^ pur- suant to said Act, of all persons appear- ing by the last revised AssesHinent Roll of the Said Municipality, to l>e entitled to vole in the said Municipality, at elec- tions for Members of Legislative Ag- sombly and at Municipal Election, and' that the said list wss tir.it posted up at my ottice at Fle.sherCon the 5th day of AuKUst, 1911, Slid remaiiiN for inspection. KlectoiH are called upon to examine the said list, and, if any omissions or any other errors are found therein to take immediate proceedings to have the said en-or« corrected according to law. W.J. BELLAMY, Clerk. Dated .\ugust 5tb, 1911. fp Proud Position I olliU|(wood Husiuesa ('oll»Ka now Kiijuys tuo diitiuctiou of beiiifi one ot tlioiiiontwidely attended, beet oi|iiipp. ed kud beat m«nimo.l iaatitiitions ot its liiud in We«teiu Ontario. The eoroll- luout this y»u was aluioit double that of any previous year, aud nearly every giaduate w«s placed. Fall Term Opens Sept Itt. Send (or handsome new catalogue. CoUiagwood BU«INE«rcOLLEOC T. E. Hawkins. Priacipal