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Testi'd llctipcs. While Hard Maiiec. - One-third oup of unB«.He<l butt*r preferably, one Clip of powdered sugar sifted and worked into the butter gradual- ly, aiid flavoring. Some people use a warm bowl to mix their sauce in. A better thing is an enameled plato of the shape of a «oup plate or use a warmed soup plate. Unless the butter is hard the plate will be warm enough if hot water ia run on it for a minute or two, and it is then wiped dry before putting the butter into it. Chop the butter first and then knead and \M>rk to a cream with a knife or a flat egg whii-k. Vanilla flavoring, a tea- spoonful for this amount, is always popular, but sometimes one-third lemon or orange to the vanilla is added. Mold into a mound or any ^llape you clioose. You may then sprinkle some nutmeg over it if you <h<)ose, as many like this flavoring in a j)uildiiig sauce. Set on ice to harden. Ilarliquii) Hard Sauee.â€" Divide a hard wliUe '^auce into three parts. \A-a\e one-third white, wtirk choco- late or cocoa into another third and jelly into the rest. Sift cocoa be fore wtjrkJng it in and work in enough to get a good shade. For a cup of hard sauce four lahlespoon fuls would not be too much. Cur- rant jelly may be us.d to make the rc<l or pink part of the sjiiice, and a fine cle.ir grape jelly gives a fine or raspberry color, though a grape | jelly of a.'i inferior quality give a lavender shade. Put the three colois together in any shape y<iu choose, a itlound or a square or F.omtthing more fancy, but so that ea<.!i serving will have s<jme of each color. One of the easie.st ways to get this is to make the plain brick the open air and sunshine until the smell ia gone. Expro45» packages that are to tra- vel a long distance should be sewed up in strong unbleached muslin over the paper wrapping. Always cut out the scallops of a piece of embroidery before washing. The edge will never have to bo trim- med but once after the first wash- ing. tifxid pearl buttons which have been spoiled in the laundry can be renovated by giving them a bath in olive oil and then rubbing with flan- nel. Discolored copper articles can be made to look like new. Rub them with lemon dipped in salt. Rinse in clear, hot water and rub with a soft cloth. Apples pared, cored and set into a dish with sugar and water, to bake until tender, but not broken, arc- delicious served with custard pour- ed over them. When one buys a child's dress, otherwise good, but with poor ma- chine sralloi)s on it, one can regard the scallops as padding and work o\er them with excellent effect. To take out iron rust, dip the sjxjt into a strong solutiim of tar- taric acid and expose to the sun. When dry wet the article witli warm soapsuds, rub the stain with ripe tomato juice, expose to the sun again, and when the stain is nearly dry. wai^h in more suds. like a brick of ice cream of several Colors. Tree Cake leiiifi. -- When hard taucf is coloie<l with cocoa it i.'.^isy to put it on a cake to resemble the icing which is cliaractf ristic of the tiee cake. The in.side of the tree cuke may be almost any plain cake preferred, but the chocolate or co- coa icing mu.'-t be put on t-o resem- ble the bark of a tree, and only a butter icing can be so manipulated. But a t\ibe and p</iiit is not nee<lcd. .Fust draw the point of the spoon, rather heaxy with the icing rather than clean, in lines acr-iss the icing you have suionihcd on. V\sh neeipe. Here is a ni<'c way t<t u.'^e leftover: Chop very fine uiii' pound of c<)okc(| lialibut, five drops of onion juice, two tc.ispuonfuls of lemon juice, half-teaspoonful of pa- prika, half-tcaspoonful of salt; add I Tie ciKlilh cup of thick cream which has been beaten until '^tiff and the whites of two eggs beaten stiff : conk in butu-reil timbale molds until firm ; chill on ice. reniuvc froin paii". ui range on .salad dii-h. gariiish with njayonnais4> dressing; cut up fine line can of shrimp and put that around the base. Now in making Halad-dressing some people always use olive oil and lemon, as it is so much healthier than vinegar and so tweet. Sueelheiirl ('«kes. -- Prepare a wliite cjike batter as follows : To twu cups of granulated sugar creamed with half a cup of butler add one cup of milk and three teasp<]onfuls of b,t.king powder. .•\<l<l a saltspiMin fulof vuilt, and last of all, the whites of two eggB beaten stiff. To halt of this mixture luid a half leaspoonful of vanilla and to the other half add a scant tablespoonful of chocolate powder or cocoa. Spread each batch in a sheet tjiree-iiuartcrs of an inch thick. Hake in a moderate oven, uikI when done put the white layer on the brown layer with meringue filling. To make the meringue, beat the white of an egg stiff, add one tahlespfxmful of granulated sugar, an<i beat two minutes. Then care- fully <-ut the layers into small cakes with heart f.liape<| cutter. Krost Ihe cakes with thin white frosting ind decorate the top with daintily tut pi.-ces of candied cherries and :'itron. A WOIM) FOR TllK liOltSE. The Itiis.siaii Soldier's Prayer for Ihe Noble Animal. In the present devastating con- flict of nations animals play no in- c(msiderable share. The horse, in would 1 P^'"*'^'"'"''' '"''' been dragged in great numbers to aid his master in the work of destruction, and, like his master, to suffer in his turn. It is inexpressible to any lover of ani- mals to think that these dumb, pa- tient creatures, with their many lovable trait.s, are lying maimed EASL KITCHENER, AUTOCRAT WAR MIMSTKR Rl NS THE W AR Ills OWN WAT. 1h Absolutely Oblivious to IMiblie Opinion and Very Practical. and tortured, enduring, who shall say what agonies, on the fields of the liluropean struggle. The Bri- tish .Ar.my is in this, as in other re- spects, admirubly equi})ped, and its veterinary <^rgani/.ation is declared to be 'iuBicient to cope with all class-s of w<)ui;<led animals. One cannot be sure, hi.iwever, that the same merciful provision exists among the forces of the other coin batants, and there can be no doubt that thousands <if disabled lujrses suffer cruelly until <leatli comes t<> relieve them. The Germans are said, and we tan believe it, to be very harsh and brutal in the treat ment of their h./rsps. The liussian s<j!dier offer. s a striking conlr.ast. Tile larf,'e tenderness and the uni- versality of symiiathy that, thougii they have rarely managed in the |iast to express themselves in the go\ernjiieiit of Hussia, breathe forth in excry page of the best liussian literadirc are .-trikinKly exempli- fied in the Kussian soldier's prayer for his horse-- "O Lord, for the luiirible beasts who with us bear the burden and heat of the day. and offer Ihcii guileless lives for the well being of their countries, we "••ur^plicate Thy great tenderness <if heart, for Thou hast promised to save both man and beast, niid great is Thy loving kindness, O Master, Sinioui of the world." It would bedilhciilt to imagine anything fur- ther than these words from the spi- rit </f Heriibardi. .Auxiliary ser- vices have been organi/.e<i to assist the authorities in mitigating the hai<lsliips of the horses u.sed for .\riiiy purposes and in (Jlasgow to- day an appeal is being made for funds fur this humane purpose.- Scotch I'ajier. Fseml lllnlH. Rice with grated cheese over it inakeB a change as a luncheon dish. Turpentine is sa'd to restore the JoEt whiteness of the ivory handlfts of cutlery. SonietiTiies merely bending new- kinks into a hat will make it look like a new Bhai>e. A g<Kid meat sala<l is made with chopped cold meat and col<I boiled potatoes, onion and parsley. Brea<l and butter, cheese and beans, nuts an<l sugar, are among the best foods for the hard worker. An excellent dessert is made with banaiia^t put through a potato ricer, and sliced orange and pineapple a<lded. Those cereals arc preferable which are whole natural grainn, steamed in a double boiler for 24 hours. nef< re wearing your rubbers rub them well with vaseline. I^t them Siri'tin a few days before wearing I em. Cream cheese and butter worked together and seasoned with salt and cayenne, make a delicious fill- ing for ii sandwich, W'lien clotjica have become badly scented with lobocco, hnng them in Too .Much for n I,awy<'r. A young foreigner was being tried in c<jurt, and the (|uestioning by the lawyers on the opposite ftide began. "Now, I.rfiHzky, what do you dot" "Ven /" asked l.asy.ky. "When ytJii wurk, of course," sai<l the lawyer. "Vy, work " , . ' ' .â-  ' "1 know," said the lawyer, "but what at?" "At a bench." "Oh." groaned the lawyer. "Where do you work at a bench I" "In a factory." "What, kind of a factory 1" "Brick," "You make bricks?" "No, de factory is made bricks." "Now, Laszky. listen," said lawyer. "What do you make in that factory}" "Eight dollars a week." "No, no! W'ihat does the factory make!" '' "I dunno ; a lot uv money, think." •'' "Now, listen : What kind goods does the factory produce I "Oh," said I.a's/ky, gomls." "I know, but what kinds goods?" "The best." "The best of what?" "The best, there is " "Of what?" "Of dofc goods." "Vour honor," 8ai<l> "I give up." One of the members of the Brit- ish Cabinet was in conversation witii a friiend not long ago. The friend said â- the Cabinet should take a certain course of action in a mat- ter then on the hooks. "I agree witih you," said the Cab- inet member. "Ho'W do the other members of the Cabinet feel I" "They agree with you, too," said the Cabinet member. "All except Lord Kitchener." "Then," said the other fellow, "why don't you do it?" The Cabinet man heaved a sigh. "1 assure you," said he, "that we have very little influence with Kitchener." That may seem to be an exag- gerated statement of conditions in tiie British Cabinet. But it is an absolutely tr\ithful one. Kitchener is the Cabinet. With certain limit ations, he is the House of Lords and the House oif Commons, and the Royal family. He is easily the most powerful man in England to- day â€" no exception whatever being noted to that statement. This is the explanation, writes Herbert Corey, an .\merican correspondent. The leaders of every party in England recognized that this war threatened the very life of the Em- pire. Britannia is fighting with her back against the wall. They did the very sensible and very extraor- dinary thing of selecting the biggest man they had in «tock to handle the war for England. Then they did the equally sensible and positively revolutionary thing of letting him handle it. Down to Brass TackH. Kitchener lias a distressing way of getting down to brass tacks in doing business. There was a Par- liamentary inquiry into certain failures to feed and clothe the new recruitsâ€" for while Parliament is obedient it is not muzzled. The fact was shown that rctpiisitions for necessary supplies were sliiifFled through half a <lozen hands before tliev were filled. It is not likely tiial Kitchener iiad known of the delay or the cause. He is not omnis- cient. He got reports by telephone of the revelations. Before the clam- oring on the floor had ended Kiti-h- ener had sent a telegram to every officer in cymimand at a recruiting station. "Buy what HU|)plies you need aiul send me the bill," was tiie purptirt of this telegram. "NeNer mind pre- vious rules. Get the stuff. I'll get you if you don't." There was one promising littl" scandal that went by-by right away. Kitchener isn't extravagant in liis use of Government moneyâ€" in one of his Soudan campaigns he offered to do fcr'I'.')00,(XX) what another sol- <iier had estimated would cost £',\.- f)0(i,(K)0, and then he turned back a good deal of the money -but just now he is not counting the cost. He is too bu.sy to fly-sjieck cost-sheets with audit marks. His suilx)rdin- ates are told to buy cheap when they can spare time- but that hours are worth any premium. Sent Illni Back <o Work. abroad are known. That his | achievement in raising a new army at home and "n feeding the old army in the field is of the highest order is admitted. Where Kitch- ener has incurred the most bitter criticism is in his management of the press. He is an absolute auto- crat. He has made a joke out of tliut freedom of the press of whish Anglo-Saxons have boasted â€" with this exception. Kitchener hasn't cared what edi- tors have said about him. But tlhey must not print tabooed news. The English papers â€" especially tbe Harmaworth group in London â€" have attacked the military censor- ship witli great bitterness. Nothing has been ."yaid on the American side of half the edge and weight of ven- om that is being said almost daily in England. Kitchener doesn't care. He is oblivious to public opinion. So Kitchener has muzzled the press in Uhis war. He has ruthless- ly suppressecf information which might be a weapon in the hands of the enemy or make trouble at home. He would noit let the story oif the sinking of the Audacious be told. He has not let the English publi<. know that Japan intervened at Great Britain's request, or that 'China has protested against the vio- lation of her neutrality by both English and Japanese troops. A long list of like actions by the cen- sor might be cited. It is important to get at Kitchener's viewpoint. He will not permit the publica- tion of anything which he, as a sol- dier thinks may add to tlie difficulty of his task. He is the sole judge. Where a doubt arises, he rules against the newspapersâ€" and lets 'em rave. But they can say anytJiing they choose about him. ONeIiF AliiMAVS DAIIIRSITHE SUiArSCHOJL STUDY IT IS DOi)(;iN(; (a NFiKi: of Tin: ENEMY. Rrilisli .\viatorH Do Not Change Course Fiitil ShellN Bur.it Near .Machine. In the course of a recent talk about aviation in the war, with a correspondent, an officer of the 'British Flying Corps, now home on "short leave,' referred to the dif- ficulties and hardships, that airmen have to overcftne. Some idea of the discomfort endured from cold at this time of the year, despite leather clothes and woollen hel- mets, he remarked, may be gather- ed from the fact that if the air s moist a machine will often oome back with its wings coated with ice, and the men so cold that they have to be lifted from their seats. The usual type o-f machine em- ployed, whether monoplane or bi- plane, carries two menâ€" the pilot INTERNATIONAL LESSON, FEBRUARY 28. LesHon IX. Samuel the Viotorioui Leader. 1 Sam. 7. M7. Golden Text, 1 Sam. 7. 12. Verse 3. Samuel spake. â€" Samuel has not been mentioned since cliap- ter 4, verse 1. TIhe burden of hi« message was repentance. 4. Baalim and Ashtaroth. â€" Baal- im, as mentioned in a previous Jes- son, is the plural for Baal, and Ash- taroth is the plural for the female divinity Astarte. 5. Samuel said, ... I will pray for you. â€" For other instances of in- tercession with Jehovali see Exod. 17. 11, 12; Num. 12. 13; 1 Kings 18. 36, 37. 6. Drew water, . . . and fasted. â€" At the feast of the tabernacle the high priest used to draw water from the fountain of Siloam in a golden vessel and pour it over the sacri- fices. The feast of the tabernacle and the observer. Both are experi- 1 ,^gjp'^ j^.^^^ j,,^ fifteenth to the AN AMUmorS < HILD. the 1 of "good of good tl le lawyer, Greenwood, B.C., will o.pen a new IHiflt office in March. Very (little bounty was earned by li.'C lead producers last year. A manufacturer of khaki called at the W'ar Office to ask for a commis- sion. In time he was ushered into Kit<ihener'8 office. He remained standing at the door. "Any military experience?" ask- ed Kitcihener. The manufacturer said he had been an officer in the territorials, and this and that. "Wiiat's your business,'" a.ked Kitchener. The manufacturer said he maU-' khaki. "Have you any Gcn'ernment con- tracts i" asked Ivitohener. The nianufaoturer swelled with mo<lest pride. He said he had sev eral contracts â€" good contracts -- which would keep his mills busy for months. Kitchener's head <lrop- pe<l down again over tiie figures he was studying. He di<l nt»t speak. He just jerke<l his thumb at the door. TJie officer in attendance took tiie manufaciturer out. That sort of man is more valuaAile at home just ncvw than in the field. Kitchener's estimate when the war began was that it would last three years. A recent incident seems to show that he has not changed Ibis mind. A manufactur- er of certain gixnls was asked il he could not largely increase his out- put. "Not without doubling the capa- city of my plant," said he. "I can- not afford to do that unless I am as- sured of at least three years' busi- nrss." "Oo ahead and double," said Kitchener. "You'll get the busi- ness." .\bHo1ulo .\utoerut. His past history is an open book. His ([uarrels w»th slack and inef- ficient administrators at home and Louis Napoleon's Belief in His Dew- tiny. "Being a boy" meant very little to Louis Napoleon, for lie had it in his mind almost from the day he was born to be emperor of the French. In a UKiment of confidence, he said to his bosom friend. Baron d'Ani- bcs, who ill turn confided it to his diary, now published as "Intimate Memoirs of Nap<.)leon III" : "l have retained a very lively im- pression t)f an hour, about my se- venth year, when the idea occurred to mc f<ir the first time, and very clearly, that my destiny was not tlio same as that of other children; that it held something greater ami more serious. But 1 cannot tell whether it gave me a feeling of pride or tear- perhaps Ixith to.gether. "In any case, 1 had already illiis^ trious names and important events to look back upon in my past. I knew that my grandmother, who was dead, had been an empress, that iiiy moliici- luul been a quciMi, and my father a king- and m> un- cles had been kings, too. "1 grew accustomed to the notion that 1, too. should one day be em- peror or king 1 did not know which, although einiieror' Miuiuled finer. 1 knew Napoleon was still at St. Helena on a rock. aii<l he some times haunted' me like a phantom. "All this," concluded the confes- sion, "filled my little bead with gloom and sunshine, and left me pensive." .\nd well it might ' These are n«.>t the imaginings an<l <lreams of a child, but of a care-ri<lden ni1»ii. But liis belief in his destiny served Prince Lrouis one excellent turn : it made him a hard worker, deeply imbued with a sense of duty that in- creased with his years. The commandant of the fortre^ss where Louis Napoleon was kept a prisoner on account of bis preten- sions to the throne of France, was deeply impres.sed with his responsi- bilities, and thought it his duty to keep a careful watch on his prison- er. Fearing that the boy, in des- pair, miglit take it into his head tt> kill himself, he deprived him of every weapon that might serve his purposeâ€" knives, razors, and so on. One day the prince said to him with a smile : "Have no fear. I belong too much to tiie future to try to shirk the present." P»IN( ESS MARY'S OWN BOX. Was Handed to Prlvnte of Royal Munster FusilienH. When the Princess Mary's Christ- mas gifts for the British soldiers at the front were being packed, her Royal Highness went down to tlio warehouse at Deptford to watch the work, and placed a slip of paper in one of the brass boxes. On the slip were these wor<ls : "This box was packed by her Royal Highness the Princess Mary. The recipient should acknowledge its receipt to her Royal Highness ihe Princess Marv, Buckingham I'alnce." There was naturally great inter- est in seeing who the happy recipi- ent of the Royal message would bo. The <ither day the slip was return- ed to Buckingham Palace. On it w^re written just the ^niple words ; "llhank vou.â€" Received by me, 0780, Pte. 'Fitzgerald, "B"" Com- pany, Royal Munster Fusiliers." A note added by tho quartermas- ter-sergeant said that the boxes were handed to Private Fitzgernld and his coimrades on Christmas night, wlien the rations were sent up to the trenches. euced map readers, and the observ- er especially must be able to indi- cate definitely on the map to with- in a few yards tiie exact position of any object he has remarked while on his reconnaissance. This is no ^mall accomplishment, as can be un- derstood if one remembers that the aeroplane is approximately a mile â- migh, and travelling at a speed sometimes e.xceeding a hundred miles an hour over an ever varying scene in which each small road and cart track resembles another. Tlie I'ses of the .\eroplune may be divided roughly under four 'iieads: The strategical ret\iunais- sance, the tactical reconnaissance, ihe directing of artillery and the dropping of bombs on the army. Tlie strategical reconnaissance has f<ir its object a complete survey over and beyond the enemy's Hues to remark any movement of troops or guns that is taking place and to note railway trains and supply col- umns and many other details of in- estimable value to the general staff. The tactical reconnaissance cov ers a smaller area, and in greater detail. The exact p^»sition of enemy trenches and guns is noted and marked on the map for the in- Toriimtion of btfth infantry and ar- tillery. I The direction of artillery fire is, perhaps, the most interesting of any task allotted to tlie airmen. The iuiators. having made arrange nients with the commander uf a bat- tery, rise to a consitlerable height, from which they can observe the burst i.if the shells on the enemy's j stances positions. They then signal. CH,)r- rectiug the range ami direction of the British guns by means of firing colored lights. Extremely success- ful results ha' e been obtained by this co-operation of gun and aero- plane. Bomb dropping is a duty that sometimes falls to the members of the flying corps, but obviously it, ia only now and .igain that they can obtain a suitable target. The ac- curate dropniug of bombs into a trench or on other small objects is (|uite impossible. When the machine has "got its height" it crosses the enemy's lines aii<l at once becomes the target for furious gun and rifle fire. The Ger- mans _possess a great number of anti-aircraft guns firing shrapnel shell. rhc "Archibald" (iuii. It is these guns that have been named "•â- Vrchilbald"' by the Royal Flying Corps. "Archibald" is very energeitic and often fires as many as fiitty or sixty shells at an aero- plane on one reconnaissance. Ow- ing to the noise of the engine, the airmen, perhaps luckily for them, cannot hear the whistle of the shell as it comes toward them. They are, however, fully aware of "Archi- bald," for again and again above the roar of the motor comes the wicked Ihiss of the shrapnel bullete after the shell has 'burst as tlhey shoot ipast the machine, missing it b>' a few feet or even by inches Frequently a bullet or a piece of shell will tear a hole in one of the planes. Tttie airmen, however, pay but lititle attention. The observer goes on taking notes, and now and again the pilot looks around to see exactly where "Archibald" -s bursting. Should the shell come unpleas- antly close for five or six times in succeission tihe pilot may perhaps dive two or three hundred feet to put the German gunners' range out. Ludkily it is only when flying against wind that '.â- Vrchibald" be- comes really dangerous. When fly- ing with the wind he merely ^'e- comes a .waster of ammunition and & source ivf amusement to his tar- get. Artillery fire at an object moving at ninety miles an hour 's bound to be eratic. For Economical Reasons. New Lady Boarderâ€" Mercy I What thick, heavy coffee cups they use here. Old Boarderâ€" Yes ; the idea is that .your arm will get so tare<l lift- ing one cup you won't ask for a sec- ond. twenty-second of the month of Tisri. The name "water-gate," given to one of the gates of Jerusa- lem, is supposed to have been named froim this custom. In 2 Sam. 23. 16 we find David pouring out water to the Lord ; although he was famishing he would, not drink the water. Fasting was enjoined on the day of atonement, according to the la-w- of Moses. The day of atone- ment was on the tenth of the month of Tisri. That Samuel should have observed these two feasts as pre- paratory to his intercession with Jehovah is indicative of his deep concern over the seriousness of the situation. 7. The lords of the Philistines went up against Israel.â€" This means that the whole strength of the Phil- istines was called upon. Just as kings and emperors to-day will go to the front in order to encourage their soldiers, so the lords of the Philistines thought it necessary to be in the midst of the battle in order that the full fighting strength and determination of the soldiers could be secured. 8. The children of Israel said to Samuel. Cease not to cry unto Je- hovah our God for us. that he will save us out of the hand of the Phil- istines.- -The Israelites' fear of the Philistines was increased when they saw that the lords of the Philis- tines were taking part in the battle. (I. Samuel t-ook a sucking lamb. â€" The ver.v best offering was for the intercessory prayer. .\s to the law of burnt-offerings, see Lev. 1. 10-13. 10. But Jehovah thundered with a great tluiiuier on that day. â€" In- of thunder, rain, hail, thick fog. and other natural phe- nomena are frequently recorded in history. Because of such an event, victory has restctl with one or the other side. 11. Beth-car.- This place was on a hill close to the Philistine tcrritivry, which would indicate that the Phil- istones were driven back into their own land. 12". Samuel t*)ok a stone, and set it between Mizpah and Shen. â€" Miz- pali is the luotlern Neby-Samwil. Jeru.sale-m is only five miles further beyond to the southeast. Shen means "tooth"' or sharp rock (see 1 Sam. 14. 4). 13. The Philistines were subdued, and they came no more within the border of Israel. â€" .\s Canaan was subdued by Israel (see Judg. 4. 23, 24). The hand of Jehovah was against the Philistines all the days of .Sam- . uel. â€" ".-Ml the days " means all the ' days of his governnient. as Sanxuel's power ceased when Saul became king. 14. The cities which the Philis- tines had taken from Israel were restored to Israel. - Samuel con- quered the Philistines not only in driving them from the borders ol Israel, but by carrying the war into their own country and taking from the Philistines the cities which hau been taken by them fi\>ni Israel. There was peace between Israel and the Amorites.- The Israelites and the .-trnorites made common cause against the Philistines-. 15. Judged Israel all the days ol his life.â€" This means that he was a civil judge. He was not supreme as a judge after Saul became king. 10. He went from year to year in circuit U> Beth-el and Gilgal. and Mizpah.â€" Beth-el was the most im- portant place on this circuit. Gil- gal was over against Mount Ebal and Mount Gerizim, and Mizpah was five miles northwest from Jerusalem. 17. For there was his house ; . . . and he built there an altar untc Jehovah.â€" Samuel from youth up had lived near the altar of the Li>rd, and in his old age did not forsake it. \\here his house was, there also was the altar of the Lord. Now Ho Romindod n»r Of It. "Ha ! I've got a good joke i.yn ray wife." "â- What is it " "She wouldn't give me a letter to mail because she feared I'd for- get it, and then she carried it around three days in her, shipping bag." When lawyers disagree it's up W the jury.