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The Automobile REPAIRS MADE IN TIME SAVE EXPENSE. WhUe ihP whole fabric of our clrlll- Mtion it built on Um f»ith one human beln< baa In another, lu the automobile c«alm of life there appears to be a elusion U that a mechanic who d»- Totftt all his- time to one kind of car win be more efficient on that particu- lar make than a general mechanic who works on all kinds of machines. WTille service stations are constant- ly Improvtug their senlces and con»e- Mvere strain on this faith on the jmrt " -, „,g,- cUances of securing and the service eta- â-  "• . ,. ' ., , _ .,, ^, .. „ „,„,„,,„_ of the motorist toward tlon. The auto owner «oes to his doc I holding the good will of the motoring . ^ ^ . . , .._.i„„ I nubile, It should be said that the tor. having faith that his prescription P"^,^^;^,^. ,^^^ „, ^^^^ ,„ ^he service- lug ability of some stations has not will help. But wheirhte car gets sick tie often falls to have conUdence In the aulo doctor'* abllltj to rectify the trouble. There are hardly any exceptions to tho general rule that the man who owns an automobile has a car that will develop troubles of various kinds â- ooner or later. Although cars are be- ing iiiade better every year and trou- bles of all kinds should conseQuently become lee« and less, troubles do oome. , Unlesa the owner of the machine Is an ^ eipert automobile mecbanlc himself, | Which be Is not likely to be, he will do well to visit a reliable repair shop with ; oonQdence in the results. This Is ^ merely an application of common sense | to a motoring experience. Even if he ^ Is a fairly competent mechanic, which : most folks are not, he will often find j U desirable to call on another expert ' automobile mechanic to get tho ad- ' vantage of his experience. He will do well to take the advice of the man ^ whose buslaese It is to kBow what Is . the matter with a car and what ought to be done to it to repair it correctly. â-  ; 8EEK ADVICE OF EXPERT. | It Is alao Important for the owner to seek the advico (rf an expert at the first Indication of trouble icsload of putting off thi.s procedure until the ma- chine has gone into a decline or until it has, In fact, reached a sortous state of trouble. When such a policy Is fol- 1 lowed repair bills are not likely to be larger In tho long run. j There i.s a tendency for nn owner, tgnorantly to complain about tho size i of hlH repair bills and to condemn the repair shop owners us pirates. In spite of this feeliuK on the part of many, as j a rule men who run repulr shops do j not charge exceEalvely, nor do thoy ^ try to do more work than l.s necessary. No bii.'tlnese could flourish practices. There are owners of a car who some times full to uppreclate the time and materiul involved In making even minor repaius or what a minor repair may lead to by way of other essential attention. I recall a man who drove his car into been without coc.slderable reason. Numerous managers in this repair business have failed to appreciate the value of having trained experts In their employ. They can hardly expect car owners to have supreme confi- dence In their prescriptions â-  unless they Insist on employing only "Ihose technicians who by their experience and training are worthy of the respect of the automobiiist. OWL-LAFFS OO O. W.'L. (On With LMgfater) Back to Msthutleh. Where buttoniess pajamas were never known. Where women were women. Where there was no halitosis. Where they did not chew it after every meal. Where there were no taxicabs. Where men never wore pants. Where people never played bridge. Where there were no 5 10 and 15 cent stores. , Where there was no history to learn. Where they laughed at the same Jokes you're laughing at now. CROSS-WORD PUZZLE One nice thing about being natural- ly skinny le that you eat anything you want to without foar of getting any fatter. Eduratlon Is almost as expensive as Ignorance. Hellol Ho kissed Helen, Hell ensj^nd ; He left Helen, Heilen sued. The boss said be had a cold or some- thing In h!a head. I didn't say any- thing but I think It was a cold. Former deacon takes Job as waiter. He nrust feel right at home In pasing the plate. The pretty woman owes a debt to Nature, but the dresmaker end the beauty specialist get her money. Teacher--"ln the beginning of time, ages ago, the earth was a steamipg molten ball. Then, as it cooled, moun- tains were torn up on Its surface, vol- canoes appeared, craters exploded with lava, geysers erupted and the en- tire world shook." Little Johnny â€" "Gee, that must have been almost as bad as the time pa's home brew fermented." Here's a story about a strong man Small Boy â€" "Say, Ma, did you get who raises a car witliout a Jack. But the baby where you buy the seedless ^ he can't keep up a car without the orange.* and boneless condflsh? It's Jack. toothless baby!' Burglar (surprised by house owner) â€""Well, it that ain't the limit. What d'yer mean by puttln' a card on your door: 'Out of town till Mondayr " i'ii\n. .Xiigu.s Buthaiirtn, M.C., who re- cently arrived on this continent, was the tlrst white man to cross the Sahara Desert by camel. He started out with such i ^® animals, but only one survived the 3,500-mlIe trip. Tell-Tale Eyebrows. What a lot of difference there Is in the eyebrows of people! Sonio are bushy, others almost Invisible. Some are straight, others curved. Pi'om the . , , , , ., .. , variations, it Is poslble to Judge a good a repair shop and said that the engine | ^^^, ^j ,„^ ^^^^^.^ character. A person v/hofle eyebrows are strong- "Ho, ho, isn't this Just killing?" chuckled the wood alcohol as some flavoring was added and a label B^tuck ou the bottle. "It simply ten't done, you know," quoth Percy, as he cut into the sir- loin. Hope Is like tho sun, which, as we Journey towards it, casts tho shadow of our burden behind us. Bank Tellerâ€" "This check is all right, but you must be introduced. Can't you bring your husband?" Womanâ€" "Who, Jack? Why, if Jack thought you wanted an introduction to me he'd knock your block off." Most mothers cherish the fond hope a son will grow up to bo Just a little different from hie father, the dam brute. A man presented himself at tho tick-" et window and asked the fare to a cer- tain town. He was told it was J3.00. Ho said he only had a ?2.00 bill but could easily raise the other dollar. When he returned with Uhe three dol- lars and was asked how' he got the other dollar, he said: "I went to a pawnbroker and^ pawned the $2.00 for a dollar and a half. Then sold the pawn ticket for a dollar and a half. While you are making out the ticket kindly tell mo who is out the dollar." CVMC IHTCWMATIONAl SVMOICATC. SUGGESTIONS FOB SOLVING CROSS-WORD PUZZLES Start out by fUling in the words of which you feel reasonably â- nre. These will give yon â-  clue to other words crossing them, and toey m turn to sflll ethers. A letter belongs in each white •pace, words %tarting at the numbered squares and running either borixontally or vertically or both. ly marked, with long hair of vigorous occasionally ran Irregularly. He thought the spark plugs needed clean- ing. The mechanic cleaned the spark plug.s. He cleaned and adju-iyted the: Inten-uptoT points and drained tho carburetor and vacuum tank. He also | tented tlic compression, and In so do- 1 Ing found a valve leaking. Conse- quently It was necessary for him to re- move tho cylinder head and grind the ' valve.s. ' I All of this seemed like a lot of work to Uie owner, but the mechanic oper- ated on tho basis of assuring himself that he had removed the cause of the trouble. Hl» Idea was to give the own- er the satisfaction tho mechanic knew he really desired. This is only one Illustration of many which might be given to illustrate this point. A minor i A7crubbe7and 'shluing'seven,' trouble may result In U.o necessity of ' gunday.s at half^past three o'clock, -.entirely disassemblmf? the engine. t Learning the way to Heaven. Of course, such unexpected labor In- j ^,^^^^. ,,^,„,, ^^^ gi,„ ,„ g,arcliy laps volves considerable time and expense, lj^o peula on the ground; Yet the servicing Institution would j Always they watch mo carefully not give the owner real service If he | ^r^ij ^yes grown large and round, did not completely repair the car. The ] ^.q answer who climbed up a tree expense to the owner doubtless seems ^yj,g„ (,^rlat was walking near. Tlie most difflcult of white collar Jobs Is to make use of one of those wooden buttons furnished by the laun- dries. â€" "Well, ., , ,,,,,,,^1 Busy Magnate (testily) growth, is usually practical. Well-de-l^^^ ^^ ycoi-wanl? ,Be_sho|t'^' fined eyebrows denote a strong char-t p_o^j„„i son (rising to the ooca- actor â€" an Individual with a good deal of personality. Eyebrows of fine, silky hair suggest' that their owner Is lack- ing in force and pushfulne,ss. Eyebrows that meet In tlie centre, at the top of the nose, are usually a sign of quick temper. A person with bushy eyebrows will be amiable. Arched and flnely-penclUod brows de- note an artistic or Imaglnativo temper- ament. Prodigal slon)â€" "1 will! I am!" Eight Little Girls. They sit like tulips In my class, Europe may have lluer art gallerlea, but look at our billboards. A woman's like a vBhicle when she's a little sulky. And this applies to all of them, the lean, or fat, or bulky. And there's tho newly married one, who calls her hiLsband, "Ducky," She too. Is like a vehicle; ehe's Just a little buggy. It's fair enough. The Heds have too much cheek, and the cheeks have too much red. ' A bachelor Is a man wlio bos no one to throw his worn-out neckties away for him. Women are naturally heroic. One can sit and .smile at a caller when the cake Is burning and she knows It. "Who was wedding?" Proud bride the best man at your •My husband." Ohlcloena In the car have wrecked a lot more automobiles than chickens in the road. A Sheaf of Sage Sentences. There is no folly greater than that which refuses to believe in the possi- bility of aclilevins better things. Beware how you laug'a at the man with an idea. You are apt later on to be pained by Bitting on the point of your own Joke. Tho fool who wears cap and bells' Is j less dangerous than he who cornea with the pretensions of solemnity. Many a man has thought ho was making a fool of the world, only to awake later and discover that he has made a fool of himself. Every day Is fool's day for the man who has not learned to judge rightly the valuta of life. HORIZONTAL 1 â€" ^To house 6 â€" Burned by water 12â€" Tidy â- 13 â€" Eager, greedy 14 â€" Near 16 â€" Roguish; coy 18 â€" Woody plant 19 â€" Toward 20 â€" Tear 22â€" Less thick 24 â€" Court . 26 â€" Change course 27 â€" Gives out 28 â€" Seaweed, source of lodin 29 â€" Mistakes 31 â€" Aged; doting 33 â€" Part of the foot 34â€" Correlative of neither 35 â€" Sour 36 â€" First book New Testament (abbr.) 38 â€" Couch 40 â€" And 80 forth (abbr.) 43 â€" An eager longing 46 â€" Anticipates with horror 48^Rodents 49 â€" Hurry 62 â€" Drop 53 â€" Anger 64 â€" Ties 66 â€" Prefix meaning three 57 â€" Abbr. of name of a N. E. Stat^ S8 â€" Diseases 59â€" Willing 61 â€" Famous President (Initials) 62 â€" Source of wood 63 â€" Mimics 65 â€" Users of popular weed 66 â€" Changed VERTICAL 1 â€" Reduced to extreme hunger 2 â€" Half an em 3 â€" Grassy meadow 4 â€" Form of pastry 5 â€" Draws with a dry point 7 â€" Fondle 8 â€" Assert 9â€" Fib 10 â€" Theological degree (abbr.) 11â€" Wilted 15 â€" Row 17 â€" Pronoun 18 â€" High explosive (abbr.) 19 â€" A fixed compinsation 21â€" Flippant 23 â€" Eggs of Insects 24 â€" A dam 26 â€" Those who cheer for â-  person or team 28â€" Tied Into knots 30 â€" Peruses 32 â€" Pierce 37 â€" Tries hard 38 â€" ^To seize with the teeth 39â€" Latest 41 â€" Two wheeled vehicle 42 â€" Longed for 44â€" Mate red deer 45 â€" Former German unit of money 46 â€" Contradiction 47â€" Soil 50 â€" Beast of burden 51 â€" Abbr. for means of communica- tion 64 â€" Hasten away 55â€" A month (abbr.) 58 â€" To afflict with vexation 60 â€" A charge 62 â€" ^Toward 64 â€" An elder (abbr.) large at the time, whereas In the long run to have the complete Job done re- presents an actual saving In the own- er's money. EKh-ECTIVE SERVICE. There Is Increasingly In the auto- mobile Industry an appreciation of the need of giving motorists complete and efficient servicing facilities at the most reasonable prices possible. After a car has been properly designed, man- afactured In quantity and ecouomicai- ly distributed to the buyer, the next essential to the Industry's prosperity •nd to the owner's satisfaction is ef- fective servicing. Take a prospective owner of car who realizes he can get expert service Or ask why John the Baptist ate Things that were ail so queer. 1 Then suddenly at four o'clock The door bursts very wide. And, lifting dark, unruly face, I My eighth lamb comes Inside. â-  She says she couldn't be on time, { She kisses me Instead I She blows like naiighty wind across I My proper tulip bed. I They all begin to whisper now I No more with silence shod. I Over my all unanswered talk I She asks nie: "Who made Ood?" Over in the dental office they used to pull teetili one at a time; now they pull 'era by the ncher. "This la another vlewi>olnt on a sub- ject of Interest." thought the keyhole to itself. Needed Him. A farmer Fent tho following letter to the Admiralty: "My youngest son has gone away and enlisted in the Navy. I can't get him out. Won't you help me? He la a good boy and 1 was bringing him up for my own use." Solution of last week's tiuzz!c. Curious that when I have forgot My scrubbed and proper seven. dark In all parts of the country on a partlcu-j i^"" <^^on»w tho thought irf one lar make of machine. This fact Is '"*'* bouml to have a bearing on hia deci- Learning its way to Heaven! slon to purchase It. His logical con- â€" Kathdyn Worth. Laughter Is an excelletTl means for beginning a frlendsihlp. and for end- ing one It can's be beat. Superlative Praise: She Is attrac- tive even in a boudoir cap. A lot of us could say all we think and be silent all the time. Samehow the public announcement of hIa engagement always make s a man look as foolish and splf-consclous as though Somebody had handed him a baby to hold. A Cross-Word Puzzle. Life itself is the largest of cross- word puzzles, and the prizes, like tho visits of angels, often seem few and far betwe«n. Our best Intentions are misconstrued. Our benevolent de- signs miscarry. Where we had looked for peixeptlve comprehension and fur- therance we meet with a bewildering rebuff. But all the time we must read a meaning, spell out a riddle, discover and apply a definition, though moving in the dark from the first word, which was with God, unto the last. Throughout our earthly days, what we call success and what we consider happiness depend a great deal on our putting tho right words in the right places. Sometimes, written or spoken, language seems a hopeless' misfit, la- mentably Inadequate to meet the situa- tion. Ou the other hand, there are for- tunately constituted mortals for whom legions of words, at a sumtnons, are ready to arise and obey the bidding, with felicity. There Is in most human beings the Ineradicable spirit of curiosity, of ex- ploration and -of competition, which the ruling craze for the cross-word puzzle serves to illuetrate. We are piqued and spurred by problems set; we are put on our mettle by what at first sight seems Insoluble. And our own course across the checkered field of life cannot by any means be laid without reference to the way that is taken by others, with which our own is Intel-laced. Lewis Carroll In his Infmortal stories for childrenâ€" "Alice in Wonderland" and 'Through the Looking Glass" â€" found analogies at maqyâ€"^t^nts be- ' tween chess or cards and the great ' game of life that we are bound to play. j A wise man of England said very seri- ; ously that he found his wartime exist- j ence -a Jigsaw puzzle. There la a closer parallel between the current j pastime and the conduct of our lives ! in their various contacts and implica- â-  tlons, which establish the fact that ' none of us can live for himself alone. G>nceming Study Hour. When study hour seems a bother Be calm, don't get into a pother. A vrorH that never had a history Would bo a most unpleasant mystery. How inconvenient it would be If one and two made aught but three. If nitrogen and oxygen Should fail to mix, alas, what then? Such funny facts! But none can doubt thean. It's Just as well to know about them. • m Tombs of Distant Times, f^ The world's oldest stone buildlngi^ are reported to have been discovered near the famous pyramids of Sakkara, about fifteen miles south of Cairo. They are two royal tomb chapels ol the third Egyptian dynasty, about 4000 B.C. Built in a style differing in almost every respect from what Is known as Egyptian architecture, the chapels are believed to have been the places of princesses or queena.' Frag- ments of gravestones of royal princess- es are said to have been found by archeo'.ogists who have been digging on the site. MUTT AND JEFFâ€" By Bud Fisher Yes, Class WiUTeU. seiocx* >i£FFi Ci.A^% Ullt-C Teci. <i>wceK»^^c^)T; .5 U>STefO TtJ THfi ceTTC^fe.â€" ''stfMoR MvjTt: if YOVJVA/ILL CAUL AT" THC FCDGRAt you >AJII_U LCARM S0f.<*7MlMC. 7D ^•owR At>v/AMTAci« ; •il&Met>- C><JW. AJ-MM AK3'." P.%. /Site Fo«t MAL-CiTM . 6eT Ov/T oF THe ^ WAV, JAcVc Ra&B'T, \ /M\jD ter soN\eBoDV I CUM vv/Ho <.fs*ily . r