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f I : A GRATEFUL LETTER 'From a Udy Made WeU by Dr. WUliama' Pink Pilb. "I wish from my heart I couM p«r- •wul* every persoa who U run dowa ia health to clve Dr. WiUUmt' PInk PUli a trial." Thus wrltea Mrs. Louie Mitchell, Oak Point, Man., who tur- ther says:â€" "About a year aso I wa« a Weak woman, BuSering from a run down •ystem ftod »mpoTerUihod blood. ykny littlo exertion would cause my ;l«Ks to tremble and my heart to throb ,TloIently. X could not k'Weep a room ior wallt fifty feet wltftOBt belnjjax- Ihaoated. Then I beean takls< Dr. iWintams' Pink Fil!c and afur taking | jooly six boxes I am as well and strong !<« ever. I can walk and run without ^^pin« oTery few seconds gaaJMnc tor breath as preTlouaJy. Dr. WJV Jiama' Pink Pills will be my staad-ttjr la the tnture If ever my blood naeda |buildin« up a«aln, and I shiU alwaya jflnd pleasure In recommMtdlnc tbem^ â- to an^ne needing a'^ tonic. There are many troubles due to ,weak, watery blood which can eaefly •be overcome by a fair use of Dr. Wll' [llama' Pink Pills. The sole nil88lo|.of jthls medicine Is to enrich and pwt^' jthe blood and when that la done all ^the varied symptoms of anaemia dis- appear, and good healthy returns."^ You ,can get these pills throulj^ any dealer in medicine or by mall at 60 cents a box by writing The Dr.- WlHiams' 'Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont Nothlna But the Truth. The fact that Douglaa Fairbanks, despite his acting abilities!, is one of th® least pretentious of m«n, lends point to a story he Is fond of telling. It ^Dcems another film actor, not •by any means in. the first rank, who thought no end of a lot of himself. The director of the film company did not Khare the actor's opinion, how- ever, and sacked him. The latter thereupon sued the company for breach of contract, claiming Iieavy damages. Counsel for the company demanded to know why ho assessed the damage he alleged he sustained at so exorbit- ant a rate. "Becaas©," he replied proudly, "I am the greatest cinema actor in the world." Later one of his friends took him to teak for so loudly singing his own praises. "I know it must have sounded some- what conceited," replied the actor, "but I was on my oath to apeak the truth, 60 what could I do?" t/S YOUR. ii POULTRY.GAME.EGGS. BUTTE R^''° FEATHERS - We Buy all Year /Pound - Wiie ioday /or prices - we ^ararxtao them for a week ahaad P.Pquun &Co., united *^ ., Eitab\lahe<l overdo Veafs ^\ 36l'39 Bonaocoury Market â€" Montroal f T|W Prt»ee CiUehlb^, a«coud son of the Emperor of Japan, siMaksi and wrttMT KacMajt Aueotfy. Uk« OMMt foreigners, however, he taomA «oii«l(t«rable difficulty at flr3<t in mjic<tering the peculiarities of our! liuunage. I Once, when he «<S8 quite a lad, bla j Bttsliflh tutor WM tiTlnc to define the use of the article "a." "You mu«t not," he «xpiUtlued, "say 'a houses/ or 'a horses.' You cannot place 'a' botore a plural Boon." The youOK prlaoe pic!k«d up hia tutoi-'a prayer book, which he had evidently l>«ea stttdfylng In hla svare time,. "Then how," he asked In all serious- ness, "do you account for this?" indl oating a word with his forefinger. The later looked- «««£.- bl* royai. )^u9U'»-«jMN)J4iar. Th«' woint h» was r«f«rrlng to was "♦men." « WE WANT CHURNING Would Not Be As Attractive. W» tav^y wo* #d4 pay cspreas' cbargea. We pay dally by exprass moaay oxtf«w. which can b« caahed aaiwkar* without aay aiiarga. ^ •|l»t«iii tha top (rice, Craan^ mmS, ba frM from l>ad flavors and! coataln not laas than M par canti Batter raL Bowes Company Limiteci Toronto For retovenea»â€" Head Offlca, Toront<k Bank of Montreal, or your local banker. lEatalillahed for -evw thirty yaara. Steering in Tlieir %ep. It was recently stated that a motor tst bad been fataUy injured lu a road accident caiu«d by (U>ztng while he was driving. A number of motoring experts seem to Incline to the view that many drivers have dosed at the driving- wheel at one time or other during their career. But they add that usual- ly in Euch cases the man who dozes is still perfectly capable of driving his car without danger to himself or other pacsengers. One case which occurred during the War seems to suggest that, in auch circumstances, some special Instinct keeps the sleeper right. An Engineer who waa driving for the General Staff was ordered out with a big car after a heavy day. He found It difficult to keep awake, and flnaUy succumbed to sleep. He was unconsclotia for about tea minutes, when he suddenly awoke to find that he had brought his car Pei^aps you are usin^ good tea. We tlkii^ ''Red Rose" extra goo^. Won't you try i^ k RED ROSE TEiL*1s good te4* n The same good tea lor 30 yeari* closed level croeeing. She â€" "I couldn't imaj^ne a man making love to me with a mustache." â-  He â€" "Weil, of course, you wouldn't ' a foot deog, in practically every town be as attractive with a mustache." I and vlllaae^om' MaijU^ to-. (Jallfomla. An Adyertlsltig Stunt. I aboold imt^na iibe^ lAC Henry yord to t^ only man in'jjjifc woi^d who hoi e«l»ed upon, a glb« against j correctly to a standstill In front of a himself and usedi it ae an idvertlse- -'â€"--* 'â€"-• ' â€" uient. It cMBe about in tWs lywy- -One day t!h«m appeared. ia a;aj>btbuT9 corner of an obecura couatcy novrBpaper this paragrastlta ! ' "A Ford car will carry you any- w tiui e c^ eeitt iitto Siserttiy," The qualn* humor of thijpi appealed to Mr. JPord, who wired;^<r'iie editor offerihg..4ym oae 'hundred dollar» for tiuB-'cop^^fisht. â-  - The*;Offar wa» accepted, ^d shortly iiCf^warclsi all Amarieft.wM liaughlng ojver Honry Pordl'anjftwejt aidVertialng sftunt, for he Bad had tKe little saying placarded on the boardinga, & letters MANY MOTHERS RECOMMLND THEM Surnames and Thw Or^ Racial (Irlginâ€" Erifiilsh. Sourceâ€" A to««tity. . _ All you need to dIscov«r the origin of fjiis family- name la a geography or gasetteer, for it is the name of a town, or rathw a village. England Isi full of tiny communities, to-day far overshadowed, by the great modern cities, but which in medieval times were important landmarks and centres. That is the reason that cer- tain small communities to-day have comparatively large representation in Parliament, while larger ones have comparatively small repres^itatlon. The English have been sluggish in ad- justing their political representation to the shifting of population. Hales is a village In Gloucheetershire. It is !dso tiie name of a email town in Norfolk; and with the first to use it as a surname it simply Indicated that they had come from either one or the other of these localities. The name is said to designate in Cornish-British speech the low level lands washed by a river. REATH. Variations â€" Relthi Ram. Raolat Origin â€" Irlah. Sourceâ€" A olven nama. As a uaual thing family names of Irteh origin are rather easily dis- tinguishable as such by their form. Here is one, howeiver; whlchi is more likely to be considered English than Irish, eepeclally when you find it in the form of Ram, which la virtually an Anglicization according to meaning rather than sound. The Irish form of the name is "O'Kelthe" and was borne by a clan estahllahed, so far as can be ascer- tained, about the year 450 A.D. or 500, thiua antedating by some six centuries the majority of English family names, and by three or four the majority of Gaelic onesi,. The name was- derivedi from the dea- crigtlve surname which the chief wbo founded .he clan was known, that of "Ceann Relth" or "Ram's ead." This chieftain was a descentant of one "Fothach Argthach," who ruled as "High-King" over all Ireland for a period of several years prior to 285 A.D. Baby's Own Tablets Ar3 Fine for Nervous, Sleepless Children. From Canada the fame of Baby's Own Tablete is spreading over the world. Mothers recommend them to other mothers and wherever they are tried nothing but words of praise are _„,,„ ._, j , . i. . . , â- . heard for these pleasant tasting little ^^^IZll^ft^'^ ^=^ " telephone Una tablets that promptly relieve the The Unfamiliar Telephone. Of all the white man's wonder* the ! telephone was perhaps tbe most Inex- 1 pllcabie to the savage mind â€" ^untU the radio came to puzzle it still more hope- ' leasiy. The first contact of a primi- ' tive race with the telephone always i produces amuising results. The ex- i plorer MacMHlan tells a funny story, j reprinted in the Southwestern Tele- phone News, about aa Eskimo's ex- periment with a place of telephone wire. As the warm eun of the abort north- ern summer melted the enow over the former camping gi-ound of a previous expedition, Mr. MacMillan discovered considerate debris. Including some wire and one odd telephone mouth- piece. His Eskimo comimnlon show- ed intense interest in the white man's explanation of the use of the tele- phone. When the explorer turned In for a tew hours' sleep, Uie ingenious Cherry Ripe. Bill Birdâ€" "It's a cinch these cher- ries will never make a pie!" With an area about four times the size of the Wembley Exhibition I g^undu, London's latest and greatest i reservoir will be ready for opening shortly. construction. Along the bleak Arctic coast ran a minor ailments of young children. <,,„„„„ . ,,, ,. ^ ^ ^ "Baby's Own TableU are one of the '/J^f' °« ''T f ^PUt boarda about I five feet high, from which was fes- i tooned a couple of hundred yards of wire. A single telephone mouthpiece dangled at one end of the line, and be- I fore it stood a solitary Elsklmo. Into She was ^ tro"bwl ^''^ Improvised telephone he shouted a few words in his native language, j then ran madly along the pole line, j clapped the far end of the wire to his I ear and listened tor his own message. I All he heard waa the wind whistling I over the ice-bound waters along the I grim northwest coast of Greenland. or will be mailed on receipt | „ ^'-'appointed, but still hopeful, the ' Eskimo returned to the mouthpiece. There are crises in every man's life. One of the most fateful is when the barber gets to j'our Adam's apple just when you've got to swallow. best remedies for children's ailments I have ever used," says Mrs. Arthur T, Allen, of Auburn, Me. ".My little girl was nervous and could not sleep. I tried the tablets and she was re lieved at once with constipation and nothing seemed to help her. I had used the tablets but a short time before her bowels were regular. All mothers should keep Baby's Own Tablets in the house for they are a valuable remedy." Baby's Own Tablets are sold by all druggist of price. 25 cents per box, by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. A little booklet, "Care of the Baby In Health and Sickness," will be sent free to any mother on request. vm , FobYouh )ioi(isdni8Si!!fi!<iRiLr8slriflK &- REWARD ^ MISSING Andrew Gump Esq. Where Is Andy Gump ? nr HE Gump family is plunged in gloom I Min and Chester are desolate. Andy, the breadwinner, is still missing. Dame Rmnor says that Andy is headed back to Toronto. There'll be a real, clue next week. Meanwhile, the best comic strips and magazine features are found everv day in THE EVENING TELEGRAM! Rube GoWberg, Glttyas Williams, Blosser, Chic Young, W. J. Enwright and others are daily contributors. i.jLvXc Read THE EVENING TELEGRAM every day for laughs as well as news. It is Toronto's favorite newspaper â€" read in five out of six homes. Buy it to-night from your news agent or subscribe now. J 29 Reasons Why You'll Enjoy The Teleiram 1. Uncle Wigglly comic strip. 2. Kashlon pictures and news. 3. Authoritative financial page. 4. Dumb Dora comic strip. 5. Freckles and His FYiends comic strip. 8. Dally recipes. 7. Sporting pages. Rube Goldberg comic strip. Palry tale. Comalla's column. Qrain and live stock <itioUtk)B«. Serial story. Color cut'««t Society new*. 8. ». 10. u. IS IS 14 16. "What's Trump In Poultry." 16. Radio page. 17. Short stories. 18. Flapper Fanny says. 19. Uncle Wigglly Bed time Stories. 20. Tips to housewives. 21. Club activities. 22. Cartoons. 23. Daily puzzles. 24. Qolfing Instructions. S6. Chess and checker prablenu. M. "Salesman Sam." 27. "Oat Oar Way.* tS. Latest world newa. 2ft. Gluyas Wnnams' drawloga. tm mmmiBtmm^ k.j • \yi 1 X'.^Tf* Dictates No Longer. "He no longer dictates to his steno- grapher? How's that?" "He married her." 0^ Dental Health. Personal cppearance and comfort prompt us to care for our teeth, but | the bad effects of diseased teeth (such I as rheumatism, neuritis, heart disease, I etc) are sufficiently serious to induce ! us to use ev;r>' means to lieep our | teeth healthy. I To assist every man, woman and | child in Ontario in the attainment of Evidently feeling that he had not sijrlnted quite fast enough the first time, he repeated the process with an extra burst of speed, only to be dis- appointed again. Just then there ap- peared round the comer of the hut the white explorer who had given him the sftrap wire and the old mouthpiece. Immediately the Eskimo ceased hia efforts and laughingly remarked that he knew the white man was lying when he told about the telephone, for nobody could talk through a wire that had no hole lu it! However, the Eskimos are not the onJy persons who do not understand telephony. Incredible as it sounds, there are people in Eng^land to-day who do not recognize a telephone in- strument when they see it! The Lon- don Telegraph and Te'ephone News says that a resipeetahle-looking and seemingly well-educated Briton no- ticed a row of telephones on a table at the Wembley Exposition, fixed one eye at the transmitter of the nearest instrument and gazed long and earn- estly into it as it it had been a spy- glass. Evidently the view tailed to come up to his expectations, tor he tried instrument .ifter instrument in the. iisme way and regretfully walked off ill quest ot more thrilling enter- tainment. s TIFF NES5 of any kind can b« quickly relieved by mas- saging #ith f "healthy teeth in a healthy mouth, the Department of Health, through the Division of Dental Services, is carry- ing out a program as follows: (1) Providing (without charge) lec- tures on dental subjects. (2) Making dental surveys of the schools without cost to ?, municipality. (3) Assisting communities to estab- lish school dental service. (4) Promoting Dental work in hos- pitals (dental services being given gratuitously, the hosj;>'tal supplying equipment). (5) Assisting in the establishment of dental clinics in factories, thereby helping the worker In Industry. j If you desire information about den- tal service in schools; If you would like a speaker for a cUib meeting; If' you want to know about dental clinics I In hospitals or factories; if you wish copy of tree pamphlet on "Proper Care] of the Teeth," write to the Department of Health of Ontario, Spadlna House, { Toronto. j Its First Compiiment. j The Court liad settled down to en- j joy itseif. .V motorist was in the deck ! on a charge ot speeding, and. unfor- ' Innately for the accused, the magis- ' trate waa an anti-motcrlst. i Nearly all- the people present were, aware of the magjetrate'« aversion tui car owners and drivers, and therefore, ' were looking forward to some dry ' corai>liments from him. â- The officer." began tbe magistrate In his pompous 'way. "pays that you were going at forty ml'ies an hour." "Very well." replied the delinquent, I s<mil!ng quite happily. I The magistrste looked very much I surprised, and then said: I "You are the first man 1 ever saw I who didn't seem angry with the of- 'â-  ncer." "WeK." was the answer, "it's the first compliment that Iia» ever be«i j paid to my old bus." â- I ! Aak for MInard's and tal<e no other. A Tribute to "Mothers." _^ Mother.* never die. Some'times'When there is a vacancy in the heavenly hos'ts Qod sends down to earth and summons a mother, and when she rea<!hes Him she has nothing to learn in the way of becoming an angel, for she ailways was one. â€" Charles Wag- ner. aiciii is cooling and ^ refreshing ':er Men who have ten- der, sensitive skins easily irritated by ahaving.wiil find Cu- ticuraPreparationsideal. The new iicely-lathering Cuticura Soap Shaving Stick permits shaving twice daily without irrita- tion of the skin. Cuticura Talcum, an antiaeptlc powder, is soothing andcooling to the most tender akin. Svniile EMh Tn» ir JUfl. Adirw. C»n«dtoii Depot: -IHeahonM. Lt^ MontTOftL" Price Somp Cuticura Sluring SlicU 2Sc. Cool Room for Mental Work. An English woman scientist has de- ,termined that 55 degrees- P^ahrenlveit is the best temperature for mental workers. After fasting: l"or thirty-three days, a young American scientist sajrs that after the third woek he lost interest in everything except getting some feo-i to eat. 1 Say "Bayer"- Insist! For CoWs Hea(iache Neuralgia Lumbago j Minard'a Liniment for Olatcmpcr. Rheumatism Pain Accept on^ a Bayer p.iclqge whichcontains proven direcriins Haady "Bayer'' boxes of 12 ta^rts Also bottles'of 24 and 100 â€" UrU-rfidls Atftrtr h tbe tr«<le marli (r'srHtor^fl in Canada ^ uf Bayrr Minnrcctiae of IkHia- •catlcKMester «r SalkrllcacM. 'i Sc/^ PAINS IN LEFT SIDE AND BACK Odier Troobles Women Often Have ReEeved by Lydia E. Pinidiam's Vegetable Componnd Lachine, Quebecâ€" "I took Lydia El Plnkham's Vegetable Compoundbe causa 1 suffered with pains in my left side and back, and with weakness and other troubles women so often have. I waa this wav about six months. I saw the Vegetable Compound advertised in the ' Montreal Standard ' and I have taken I four bottles of it. 1 was a very sick wo- 1 man and_ I feel so much better I would I not be without it. 1 also use Lydia E. i Pinkham's Sanative Wash. I recora- j mend the medicines to my friends and I j am willing for vcu to use inv letter as a I testimonial."â€" Mrs. M. W. ROSE, 680 I Notre Dame Street, Lachine, Quebec I Doctor Said an Operation I Provost, Alberta. - "Perhaps you will i remember sending me one of your boc^cs a year ago. I was in a bad condition I and would suffer awful pains at timea I and could not do anything. The doctor I said I could not have children unless I Trent under aa operation. I read testinicniala of Lyaia E. PiaUiain's VeKctablo Compound in the papers and a friend recommended me w talte it. After taking three bottles I b»cam« much better and now have • boany bab>> girl four montha old. I dc my nouae- work and help a litt!e witJi fljc chores. 1 rccoTTimerjd the Ve\gto«afcl« Conifiatind td my fHeadc ^nd aos wilfing for yod tol use this testimonial letter. "â€"Mt«.A.Ai Adams, Box 54, Proroat, Alberts ol i f.i i l£St'£ Mo. 3».-'2B