Halton Hills Newspapers

Flesherton Advance, 4 Jan 1928, p. 3

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^^•w^""" r I- m[Â¥ Footprints, blldrcn getting on a street car, phoulfl bo made to wipe tlielr feet, they'll always leave behind them tootprints on the tralley seat. Mac, you've lost, your stut- ;Ay. A,'ve ben doin' a lot o' long auce telephonln' lately." *" and i I >me men are down and out ," oU Ts are low down and in. ( ive to be happy â€" nothing else mat- tei very much. Leaking of the high cost ot living, 'tbetold fashioned dime novel is now a dilar and a half, postage extra. Tie world Is amused rather than ImpAsaed by the man who doesn't- knovi when he's beaten. THE BEST SHE EfER USED Dr. WilHams' Pink PUb HigUy Praised by s Quebec Lady* Mrs. David Locan, Thetford VIdm West, Que., gives unstinted praise to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for the good they have done In her family. Mrs. Logan says: â€" "I have been a user of Dr. Williams' Pink PlUs for many years, as occasion required, and have always found them a most reliable medicine. My husband, who was re- covering from an atUck of typhoid fever, and was In a very weak condi- tion, look the pills, and through tbeqa gained health and strength. My daughter was in a run-down condition, and "was forced to discontinue work. Again Dr. Williams' Pink Pills were resorted to and she was soon restored to excellent health- Then my eldest boy had an operation performed for adenoids, which left Wa In a weak- ened condition. Once more Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills were tried, and he was soon in excellent health. So I can truly say that more than satis- faction has been obtained by the use of this medicine. The ptUs have done more good in my house than hundreds of dollars worth of more expensive medicines." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills assist di- gestion, correct the lassitude, the pal- pitation of the heart, shaky nerves and the pallor ot the face and lips that are the results of thin, Impure blood. You can get these Pills from any medicine dealer, or by mall at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine" Co., Brockville, Ont. '0 Hell may be paved with good inten- tions, |)ut who wants to go there to find oik? r "Motor ears have been Increasing t. by leaps and bounds, and the pedes- ^ trlans bave been surviving by the same m«aus. • RevlTallBt â€" "Ah. my brethren, here t the church stands, offering to save , you, and what will be your answer?" ^ Voice In the Reai^â€" "Women and children first!" t A scientist says the earth Is a mil- lion years old. Wonder how long be- fore it will be old enough to know bet- " ter? "WTiy don't they make hinged wind- shields for drivers to go through with- out breaking the glass? V Ihtte Customer â€" "Say, you cheated me!" 6rocer â€" "WTiat do you mean?" Cu8tomer^"Why, dam It, man, 1 ordered Irish potatoes but your driver •aid the potatoes he brought to the house were grown in the suburh". I A doctor declares that kissing shortens life, but we suppose there will continue to be those who prefer a short life and a merry one. xy m.' ^ Hostess â€" "What's the idea of bring- ing two boy friends with you" Guest â€" "Oh, I always carry a spare." "Are you a doctor?" asked a lady tourist of a young man at the soda . fountain in a local drug store. "No, madam, I'm Just a friiafi^lan." Resolved: That henceforth I'll en- deavor not to nag. Nor ever show unreasoning heat*; I'll not allow the corners of my mouth to sag. For I look better when I'm sweet. And furthermore, my tongue shall not in gossip wag About my neighbor, or his wife; I'll keep my work up as I should, not let it drag, Since it's a vital thing in lite. M:,- care for simple, worthwhile things shall never lag; I'll try to keep my ideals high; Of all these things I hope to do I will net brag, • Nor boast â€" I simply say, "I'll try." USE KO OTHER HEDICHE Baby's Own Tablets Are the . Ideal Remedy for Babies and Young Children Canadian mothers are noted for the care they give their UHle onesâ€" the kealth of the baby is most jealously gnarded and the mother is always on Sko lookout for a remedy which Is sut- cient and at the same time absolute- ly safe. Thousands ot mothers have found such a remedy In Baby's Own Tablets and many of them use noth- ing else for the ailments ot their little sbes. Among them is Mrs.. Howard King, of Truro, N.S., who says:â€" "I ean strongly re«ommeod Baby's Own Ford's Other Industry Airmen Asking If Ford Plane Is to Follow New Model Car Washington. â€" The American avia- tion industry, as represented \at the first general conference in session here under auspices ef the Ctmimerce Department, is asking whether a new Ford airplane vrill follow the new Ford car. According to William B. Stout, gen- eral manager of the Stout Airplane Corporation, a subsidiary of the ForJ Company, who was at the conference, the Ford ainwrt at Detroit is second only in size to the great Tempelhof Field outside of Berlin, and proposals for the coming year will see it the largest in the world. The Ford air- planes are all metal. So far the auto- mobile manufacturer has not gone into airplane engine production, but is using Wright whirlwind motors in his 10-passenger machines, making round trips daily, in good or bad weather, to Cleveland, Buffalo and Chicago. Em- phasis is put on regularity, reliabil- ity and precision of performance. Those closest to Mr. Ford declare his whole purpose so far has been to carry out a first-hand test to Batis>fy himself of what modem aviation real- ly holds for industry. He is doing this on the largest scale yet attempted by a private individual. Even those who know him best are not prepared to forecast how soon he will throw the full weight of his resources into the airplane industry. ^ There has been but one accident in a Ford airplane for two years, Mr. Stout pointed out. This one was not due to faulty aeronautical construc- tion, but to a cyclone, which wrecked a schoolhouse, in addition to injuring the machine. The smooth perform- ance has been kept up with the pres- ent 14 airplanes now operated. "I will not forecast what Mr. Ford will do in aviation," said Mr. Stout. "There is only one man who can ever speak for Mr. Ford's plans, and that is Henry Eord himself." Mr. Stout, pilot of the Ford venture in the- air, is -a mechanical engineer who at one time was head of the Packard Motor Company's aeronaut- ical branch. He beJievee the airplanes of the future will be all metal. His corporation joined the Ford group and manufacture has continued on this basis. Mr. Stout founded Aerial Age, was chief engineer in designing a new car for the Scripps-Booth Company, De- troit, and diversified his already com- plex experiences by designing an all- metal torpcda airplane for the navy. He is the Author, too, of a boy's book on mechanical models, and has been a technical adviser to the Aircraft Boards Washington. "Why doesn't Ford make his own airplane engines " one of the men familiar with Mr. Fonfa interest in aviation was recently asked at the aeronautical conference. "Give him a chance; don't you know be has been busy the past year get- ting out a new model?" was the reply. Gloomy Dean Reviews Epigrams, So Often Quoted, to Arrive at Source MISTAKES PLENTIFUL What is orginality? Undetected plagiarism. This is probably Itself a plagiarism, but I cannot remember who said it before me. If~"orlglnallty means thinking for oneself, and not thinking differently from other peo- ple, a man does not forfeit his claim to it by saying things which have oc- curred to others, writes Dean Inge in the London Evening Standard. In fact, when we consider that mil- lions of people have been thinking, talking and writing for thousands ot years. It Is not likely that anyone should hit upon anything entirely fresh, unless he is inspired to utter something either transcendently wise or moet abnormally foolish. Still, some writers have, or deserve to have, a special reputation as pick- era up of unconsidered trifles; they rival the noble-minded Autolycus, who, according to Homer excelled all other men' in thieving and th« 'use of the oath. "What hast thou that thou didst" not receive?" asks St. Paul. It is a good corrective ot vanity to reflect how completely we are the children of our age, and how mo^ of the giants in each generation are men of mod- erate size, standing on the shoulders of those who have lived before them. Nlne-tentbs of what we call progress is simply the accumulation of trad! did not die, and in the second plaoa, we did aurrender." This did not pre- vent the town of Nantes from engrav- ing the words on the base of his sUtue. And did Wellington say, "Up, Guards, and at them"? It seems more than doubtful. Louis XIV was not heard to say, "TLi'stat, c'ost moi"; though there is no doubt that he thought so. Shakespeare and Seneca Lastly. Galileo probably did not say, "And yet it moves"â€" (of the earth; but it does not diminish his achieve- ment that he was anticipated in his discovery by Arlstarcnus, and ac- cording to Theophrastus, by Plato in his old age. Leonardo, who antici- pated most discoveries, wrote In large letters In his dilary: "U sole non si muove." Several famous sayings In our great poets have been traced back to the Greek and Roman classics. Churton Collins collected a long list of parallels between Shakespeare and Qreek trag- edy. Either Shakespeare was better read than is usually supposed, or "great wits Jump" with singular fre- (tuency. But this question cannot be discussed without quoting the Greek texts. In Macbeth. "Canst thou not minis- ter to a mind diseased," can hardly be independent of Seneca's, "Nemo tion â€" recorded trials and errors, and pollute queat animo mederi." Ben a few lucky shots When we talk of literary plagiarisms we think, not ot whole systems of thought, which may be lifted with impunity, but of neat sayings, pre- served for their wit and wisdom. It is tempting to Introduce one or two Jonson's famous song, "Drink to me only with thine eyes." is a paraphrase of Pilostratus. Milton on Fame â€" that last Iniirmlty or noble minds- borrows a fine sentiment from Tacitus (Histories Iv. 6). The well-known "I do not like you. Doctor Fell," Is of these to brighten our own argu- may be more colnrldences. My first ments, without spoiling the sentence ^ nee possum dlcere quare; Hoc tantum by the chilling parenthesis, "as So- possum dlcere, non amo te." Dry- and-so said." An excess of honestf, 'den's "Great wits are sure to madness expressing itself between brackets or in footnotes, makes Jack a dull boy. Unverified Epigrams I have cl>l)ected a good many of these appropriations, some ot which may be mere coincidences. My first class will be ot notable sayings, ifhich are constantly quoted with the names ot their supposed authors, but wmch there Is no reason to suppose were uttered by their supposed authors at all. These are not strictly plaglar near allied," Is from Aristotle through Seneca. It is by no means always true. A very close parallel between Burns and Claudlan must be a mere coincidence, since Burns was not a Latin scholar. "O poorlsh cauld and restless love, ye freck my peace be- tween ye. Yet poortith a' I could for- give. An 'twere not for my Jeanle." Claudian has, "Paupertas me saeva domat, dinisque Cupldo. Sod toler- anda fames, non tolerandus amor. Isms, but they Illustrate the love off By a curious fatality, nearly all the quoting-epigrams without verifying 'pet quotations from Latin betray their them. jspuriousness by containing some sole- Aid to Fend Memory Young Zoologist (who has been Tableta"io moThVi^ of Toung'childr^n •«''«« »?, 'M*"'! «'" ^, *"*'*"' Plato never said, "God geomet-jclsm. A typical example is, "Quem risen." William ot Ockham (I think) iDeue vult perdere, prius dementat." never said, "Dltlmates (entia) are} The nearest original is a line of Pub- facit Fortunif "Dementat" is Plato "an Attic Moses." Julian can 'not a classical word. Syrus is also hardly bave said on bis death-bed, I responsible for "a beautiful face ts/a FEMALE Waatad, &MU*a uiTwhan, to adilrami, fold ana mail cli'cr..<arB at hoaia. aneloaa atams for portlonXara. KOHX MAirrO. CO., TOSOVTO 3 upon our Empire"? It seems to have been first usuj of the Imnicns-a empire of Sf)alu, and Napoleon, when he pro- posedto 'ninite Spain for ever to the destinies of France," quoted the pro- verb of Spain. A Frenchman, after some years' residence In England; said I that as applied to the centre of the j British Empire, "the expresislon Is of i course purely metaphorical." Another of Nai)oleon'B annexations is the saying that there Is only one step from the sublime to the redlcu- lous. It seems to occur first In Mar- montol, and then In the notorious Tom Paine, the Englishman, from whom „,, Bonaparte probably got It. He kept on ^"*" ^'*® ^'^ °' Panting was first repeating It during the retreat from i "","'«'J '"«• the publication of books Moscow, of which his unlucky Grand i °°^ '"^ "'"*" Proportion of ihe popuU Army probably failed to see the comic i"*""" '° '^^'^' °' "'* ^^^'^ civilized c:mn. side. tries of tho world could rtaj and In An epigram which has had a queer ' f.^^' " ^"^ * ^°°K time afterwards-, history is: "No one Is a hero to his ^^ , ^ "^'^'"^ generally could use valet de chambre." Several B^Hnr.h ! """"^ ^°^ fnemeelves. Nowadays Usefulness of Maps People Are Realizing More and More TTieir Value >Â¥ Several BVench Writers, Including Montaigne, are quot- ed as having said something like It. But the epigram is possibly Improved when we add: "This, however, is not a hero, but because the valet is a W(nM Famous Bronze Buddha One of the most famous and supposedly powerful Bnddhas is the Daibnbn, shown above, favorite deity of the Japanese, standing 49 feet high. It la made entirely of bronze except the pedestal, this being of stone inscribed with the fanciful words of visiting believers. At a level with the covered tset ot the statue can be seen a container wherein a few joss sticks are throws. As the sweet-smelling smoke curia toward the huge head the worshipper tneels upon the stone, chanting the prayers carved upon a slab of atone nearby. DEAN INGE CORRECTS ERRORS IN SAYINGS CREDITED FAMOUS more books are being sold than ever before, but people buy them to read and use. With better general educa- tion the greater Is the demand for books of all kinds. The same may bs valety In"thls7orm"lt'was'flrst writ" ! ^'"^ '° ^^ ^™® "' "'"»â- : " ">'"•« f^* ten by Hegel (In his Phiios^'phle des I S'* '®"° '° "'« ^''«™ »° does ths Gestihlchte, p. 40). Goethe borrowed ' f^""^"^ Increase; and it is equailr It from Hegel, Carlyle from Goethe, i *"'^ ^^} '°°^ /""" '^^"""^ '° '"»»'' • and Disraeli, a great collector ot ! """ *"'*. ,*»" '^"' '° ""« "• 1'"^ »• Other men's good things, from Carlyle. i f"'' ^f «a^" t° "ad words befcrs The epigram Is. however, equally un- '1^® ^'^T ","** °. "^^ signincan.a. fair to heroes and to valets. | ^ TZ, ° ," "u^ " f ?' "°'' '' " „_. „ -. ^ „,. , ^ photograph, although it con;ain» Tho Cup That Cheers elements of both. Especially :» tUla A tew miscellaneous plagiarisms true of the topographic map wh'ih Is may bs added. Gray's "E'en in our. the most complete example of t!is ashes Uve their wonted flres," comes map-maker's skill and serves many from Chaucer, "Yet In our ashes cold purposes. It Is the record of the na- is lire yreken." "The cup that cheers j tural and cultural features of any bnt not Inebriates," Is need by Cow- 1 area, and one of the means of aijiug per ot tea. But It comes from Bishop ' development. Such a map shows th» Berkeley, who uses It of tar-water, I arable lands; industrial areas; forest which "Is ot a nature so mild and i areas; mineral areas; water power benign and proportioned to the hu- sites and storage basins: roclamfr man coBStitution, as to warm without tlon projects: Irrigation areas: suih' heating, to cheer but aot Inebriate." { face conformation, etc. This is from the Siris, a treatlie whl«b j One of the large map making; oi^ Is divided between tke sovereign ganlzations of the Douiin'on Cnveri^ merits of tar-water and those of the . 'nent li the Topographii a! P:irvey, Neoplatonlc phlloaoithy. I agree wilh ; Department of the Interior. During the latter; tar-water I have never j recent years this service has beea tried. I issuing as rapidly as possible topo- "He who fights and runs away may | graphic ihaps of various areas live to flght another day," which we throughout Canada, all being co-ordin-. know as Qoldemlth's, Is from ancient ated in the National Tbpographia Greece, and "We have given host- ages to fortune" Is from Lucan: 'dedlmns tot pignora fatls." It looks as If an Industrlons investi- gator might hnnt down all our good things, and dispute otu* rights in th«m. Bnt there is an almost unex- series. Thus, eventually the who]* [country will be mai)ped wit^ou' ovoiw I lapping or wi'.Iiout any part beins missed. Mapping is. however, a slow! I process and It will be many years bs> j fore tho whole country will be thus, tnclnded. As each new map is 1^ plored field or Judicious annexation In . s"ed more peopla are Interested. la the proverbs of China. A few sped- I order to Inform people of the mapa^ mens wUl show how useful they may i ^^^^ "^ available an Index of th« be. "Do not remove a fly from your â„¢apB and publications Issued by th« friend's forebead with a hatchet." "No needle Is sharp at both ends." "Free sitters grumble most at a play." "You can't clap hands with one palm." "A maker of Idols is never an idola- ter." "He who rides on a tiger can Mver dismount" (a warning to revolu- tionists.) "One dog barks at some- thing; the rest bark at him." "When a neighbor is in your fruit garden. Inattention Is the truest politenefls." "Ehreryone pushes a falling fence." » Minard's Liniment for Colds. _ « New Discovery in Cancer Campaign British Doctor Accomplishe« Remarkable Cures of In- fected Rats London. â€" Valuable addition to the campaign against cancer is described In this week's "Lancet" b'y Dr. Thomas Lumsden, who has accomplished some remarkable cures of cancer in rat«. Dr. Lumsden conducts his research ' work in the Lister Institute under a grant from the British Empire Can- i cer Campaign. j He says his experiments prove that ' the body of the victim develops a re- j sistance to the cancer infection but usually too late to resist its spread. His idea is to force the cancer to re- veal itself earlier in the stage of its development. For this purpose he in- jects Int^ the growth a solution of j formalin which has a destructive effect upon the cancer cells. During this year he has treated tumors in 70 rats and has cured M. Of 26 rats similarly treated since October last 24 have been cured. Topographical Survey will free upon request. be sent Ouch! "Mamma, ran I borrow father's trouser-press?" "Whatever for?" "I want to play Spanish Inqui^tioa with Helen:"â€" Passing Show (Lou-' don A constant reader of the political! news for these last several years, we; are ready to provide the flr.st sea- tence of a two-sentence .Amtrlcaa Political Tragedy: "Oni?a npbn 'a1 time there were several .\merlcaB| statesmen with convictions they wersi willing to stake, their, careers on.**! The only convictions among the pres- eut-day politicians are those handaAJ down in the criminal courts. i Classified Advertisements ITY. furniflhed. FnXKS. l.owent I. urges. HIGHEST QUAr«- prlced. (Tlreulara; Suminpr><lde. P.E.I,: !i We A.VD POULTRY W.A.VTBD. I>uy liigiieHt market prU:ea U|4' â- uarantee complete satlsfaotlnn witttt *och transacion. C. A. Mann 4 Co.. Klaa' St.. T^ondon. Ont. Frost Bites Minard's will quicken circulation and prevent further trouble. Also eases the hurnlntr pain. not to bo multiplied unnecessarily." | lius Syrus, "Stultum Numenlus Is not likely to have called quem vult perdere." mute recommendation," which Scho- as I know ot nothing to equal them j for little ones." i Bab^s Own Tablets are sold by , â- aedlclne dealers or b. malt at 26 ' rents a box from The Dr. Williams' Mrdlcine Co., Brockville. Ont. 'And all ths time, "Thou hast conquered, O Galilean!' Bven that gallant but not very injtelll- jpenbauer" conveyed." darling, thouchgent pedant must have realised that Who first sald,"lt is worse than a • Two of the be thinking ot you alone." Ihe fourth century was a victory of the greatest rascals In history must flght Darlingâ€" "And that's your lecture Catholic Church oVrr tSe Empire, not about, old thing?" Young Zoologistâ€" "BYeaks ture."â€" Punch. I. at all a victory of "ihe Galilean" over of na- the forces which bro.iirht Him to the Cross. i Kosciusko did not say. "The on^ of Young 8on( to shoe clerk waiting. Question is raised as to the prop- Poland." The Baron de Cambronne , •pnn his fastidious mother): "No use erity in Chicago's erecting a njcnu- did not say at Waterloo, "The Guard them. slewing her the first ten pairsâ€" she nient to Mrs. O'Leary's cow. i;ut dies, but does not surrender." Cam- aon't take "em." ^ 'anything to take attenticn nway from bronne himself, twenty years later, ' iBill Thompson's bu;i. â€" .Mbn.'v Kiiick- disavowed the saying, and added with foe it- Tallevjjand, to whom It is usually aUribiited. and FV^ucbe, who claimed It. These two men, accord- ing to Emil L\idwig, betrayed, and ruined Napoleon, who knew their treachery, but could not do without Kcc^ Minard's Liniment In ths heuts. erbocker Press. i great honesty, "In the first place, we A Famous Phrase Who first said, "The sun never sets ISSUE No, G3â€" '27 ENJOY WINTER m the SOUTH On the Becutijtd GULP COAST Mild, equable tempcraturei nt-'Sr '-.-o-hot, never too colJ. A lar,! t i hUcory and romance. Beautiful foiiagc; liwpiTing water views. Out- door sports under perfect conditions. Modern, j\cw lioic!,«; also apart- ments and cottages. Th« Pan-Amcricmx, all-PulI;nan train ot de luxe accommodations, leaves Cincinnati daily at 10:20 A. M., reaching Gulf Coast points early next morning. Other through trains d;;il)-. InQloriotts FLORIDA MfvcttnoTC t^autlAil, nevtr more utturtni than this • lucr. Si\ Im »nd fish In t-orlcol w«tef»jpUv Rf It. tennis, polo and rnfov fummet upons tight thnmah the winter, fcvety (nfi.i of dcliRhtfiilenterralninenrtwitUsnlntervlDiors. Splrndld tlirouEli trajti wrvi.e (rum Detroit and Onemneijon T>it flamlnto.xnd ftom Clt>ciiiniii on The iouliiiiJ. Write jor frtc dejcripdot iKmbm, or for iivTeiouiaon lu to jara, or reierKUJoni â€" H. E. PORTTR, Tw. Pojir .Ajent CRT- N (Dcpi. "WL")<C5Ttamrortii:ion Buildinf, Detroit, Vnchivn LOUISVILLE &. NASHVILLE R. R. WN

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