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imSuU WHAT do Are you ksa caj f j iji lf dMN EuSy ticedt Rim down? Try the 'Ih^M-^.s^ UanM* Pbk'nib, tlie toMc that hat aiade htiiMfcedt of muMk-acad woaaea feel tea Tfaii youMMirl It wMl aoarkfi aMl't^lg- orate the hUiod* f9_^if^ by advancing ytm^tamt it up to bettac ao^Se, make you feel sttoiig again, eager for life ! BuyDr.WiUianu'PinIc Pills now at your drug- pat^a or any dealer in medicine, or by maU, 50 cents, postpaid, from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Iht^imiioniJ HNRHULS "a household name in 94 countries' â-  Eighteen ''Count 'em", in One Family Prosperous Newfoundland sir P. T. McGrath hi the Queen's <iuarterly: At the present lime our country is too prosperous, our people are too contented, the outlook is too promising for us to consider any pro- posal for union on the part of the Dominion, even if the Dominion were disposed to make one. Lo(^ at California Rochester Democrat and Chronicle: Brazil grape growers report that their crops are rotting on the vines lor lack ct a market. What that country needs la prohibition. limmePin 'OQieHoneyTV You Must Do Your Bit in the war agafaut the fly, curier «f gernt. and litetder of diiease. k - «n -t-f -â-  â€" â-  -o ^ vw^ • |lt la proven Uut AEROXON k one *of the roost convenieiit and most ^efficient means of combating tbts ily cviL It it convenient, because '«( ike puah-pta It i* h/gienk: jAiee never get away when once jeaughl. Each spiral gives three Urceks' perfect service. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS ftoU at Jrut, fr«ccr> anrf hawdwcr* lfer«s J* > f ,La Ce C 0. GcmjI A Fib. LimiMc s^ SHckjaoqy. OU*. tea 4CfN» Dlatrlbntor for Ontario NEWTON A. HILL •6 Front St. E.. - • Toronto SMARTS Tb^>Io^er thais uuaranieed Tiwmattfialsfroinwhidt Smar^tiMowm are made 90wwayth<yaTemad« gauanlcc thm^ and The Clan MacLeod arrived In Canada recently by the Canadian Pacific Hner "Metagama"â€" at least If It wasn't the whole clan, it seemed like a large proportion. Donald, his brother Kenneth and hla soa Allan were leaders of the family groups under Donald's command. Including grandchildren the party, which is bound en bloc for Centreville, Ont., numbered twenty-four ranging in age from forty-five years to sli montbs. They had twenty-one pieces of baggage weighing 3,000 pounds. Owl Laffs Hardware Dealer (to applicant) : "I am inclined to give you the position if you understand double-entry keep- ing." Applicant: "K do, indeed! At my last place I had to do a triple-double- entry â€" a set for the active partner, showing the real profits, a set for the sleeping partner, showing small profits and a set for the Income Tax officials, showing no profits." American Debutantes tendon Sunday Expresr; (Ind.): Many Americans come to our court.?, and it la a good thing not only for Uiem but for us. We benefit linan- daily, and they in turn like the page- antry and also the certain stamp which a presentation at Court invol- ves. That is only human nature. There la nothing new in this. Ever «lnce the days when Atlantic trans- port became at all possible .\mericana have always liked Courts. In the times of Louis Napoleon they flocked to the Tuileries; now tliey 'â- â- .Rve to be content with restaurants, which are a comparatively poor setting for fine feathers. Every American girl who Is presented at BucklngDam Palace la a valuable asset, for she invariably biv comes an English propagandist. -J WHEN BABY IS WELL MOTHER K HAPPY In the memory contest at .4pple Grove School yesterday, it was almost dark before little Lizzie Lark, who won the prize, got through namln' den- tal creams. â€" Abe Martin. Possibly one reason why the girls smoke cigarettes is so that the boy who reaches for a cigarette can get a sweet along with it. SIX VS. HALF DOZEN There was once a woman named Bunny Who never would play bridge for money; But to pay for a prize she would always chip in. And also the prize she would frequ- ently win. Now tell me the difference, (I'm not very wise) Between taking money and what money buys. With a woman the difference be- tween plumpness and fatness is mar- riage and about ten years. Sweet Young Thingâ€" 'Have a cigarette?" Elderly Ladyâ€" "What! Smoke a cigarette? Why I'd rather kiss the first man that came along!" Sweet Young Thing â€" "So would I. But have a cigarette while you're waiting." HEALTH ITEMS Getting hot under the collar may over-heat and bake your Adam's ap- ple. You don't have to make a better mouse-trap now. Just neglect to pay your Installments on time and see that path get worn to your door. If you want something done call on a man who is "just too busy" and do It. "That young fellow upstairs must be ', tremendously popular, postman, you always have mail for him." "Yes, I had an argument with him once, and ever since he sends himself a post-card every day, so I have to climb four flights of stairs to deliver It." i Of course the woman pays. It she didn't the installment man would pull the stuff. I Have No Time for Such willa"hoey I had a friend, a spirit blythe and gay. I thought I knew her, but Just yeater day We met a dog. I atroked bis friendly head. And she went on, then turned and said, "You love thoae horrid creatures far too much, I have no time for such." Since then my heart grow* cooler toward that friend. In fact I think our friendship had an end The day she scorned hla fond caress, I feel quite sorry, but X must confess. We seemed to lose our kindred touch â€" "I have no time tor su-^h." BY MlbS Z. I. DAVIS No machine can take the place of the horse, always, even in these days. Almost the whole city has been stin'ed over the splendid faithfulness and strength of draft horses, now being used to open up a street adjoining one of the main thoroughfares of Grand Rapids, Mich. So impressive is the horse sense, sagacity, obedience, cau- tiousness, adaptability and good na- ture of these great beasts that they were given honorable mention in the daily papers. fbe special work of these animals in this particular case is to pull a great wagon skeleton across tlie axles of which is a steel girder weighing tons. Slowly the trusty creatures roll their burden up the slippery, hill. Folks pause to thrill at the strength shown. But the driver gives all his attention to the task in hand. He feels that on liim depends the safety of the load. His team knows his signals on the reins, and his voice quietly encourag- ing. They dig in their spiked shoes and pull. Vapor streams from their nostrils. With ears cheerfully for- ward, they toss their magnificent beads up and down, as if saying "yes" to their kind owner and driver. The wheels creak on the Ice but never stop their rolling. The horses never falter. The driver knows they must not or the task is a task failed. Not tightly but flrmly the driver holds the reins. He talks to the team low- spoken words, hardly heard by those upon the sidewalk who watch the struggle. Some say it can't be done. Others say it can and cheer and en- courage both the^ driver and the horses. Great muscles flex and relax, hoofs chip iron spikes into the ice, inch by inch the team gains victory. The beam weighs more than seven tons. The driver couldn't move it alone. One horse would try In vatn. But the team and driver have the strength to do the task and do it â€" to them it is Just "day labor." â€" Hu- mane Pleader. 4 The happy mother is the one whose baby is well â€" it la the laughing, gurgling baby who always brings Joy to the home. When baby la ill every- one in the home suffers â€" not only through worry over the little one but through loaa of aleep â€" no one can find reat with a alck baby in the home. Thouaands of mothers are happy mothers becauae they have found the way to keep their little onea well â€" or If alckness does come on suddenly, aa It usually doea with little ones, they have found the way to speedily brtng the baby back to health again. Mrs. George Kech, Llndberg, Alta., la one of these mothers and she writea aa follows; â€" "I am the happy mother ol a aeventeen-month-old baby girl. Baby Is healthy and strong and sleeps well at night. I give her no other medicine but Baby's Own Tables and she Just loves them. I am never without the Tablets in the house." Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but thorough laxative which regulate the ' bowels; sweeten the stomac'a and thus; drive out constipation and indigestion and make the cutting of teeth easy. I They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. William's Medicine Co., Brockville, ' Ont. Every package of Red Rose Tea is prepared with the same careâ€" as if our reputation were to stand or fall upon that single package. ea EDRjDSE k*is good tea RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE is extra good Query: Do Goldfish Tickle Swans' Feet? Wheaton College Refers Prob- lem to Biological Experts Norton, Mass. â€" The new pond opened this spring on the campus of Wheaton has brought with It zoologi- cal complications. Two groups of students interested la this new pond desire to make pres- elections to ft. One group hopes to present goldfish, the other swans. So the difficult question alrses: Do gold- fish and swans get on together in the same pond? The crux of the dif- ficulty lies, college authorities avow, in the question as to whether the gold- fish would tickle the swan's feet. The whole matter has been re- ferred by the biology department of the college to the Smithsonian Insti- tution, Washington, and an early solu- tion is expected. â-  « For sunburn, apply MInard's Liniment Qassified Advertisements BABT cHicn ca Z BABY CHICKS WE HATCK ~ L four varieties, price 9o up. Write for free catalogue. A. H. Swltier, Granton, Ontario. Write For Our Latest Catalogue On Sporting Oooda, Fishing Tackle, Camp SnppUea. Tlia Blirreat and rlnnt Ever lamed in Canada. TORONTO RADIO CO. 341 .O.TOS BTKEET If it were not for oar rather disap- pointing experience with the war to end war, we should come out for leg- islation to end legislation. â€" "Ohio State Journal.' Nature Notes Bovine; "That new farm hand ia tev' rible dumb." Equine: "How's that?" Bovine: "He found a lot of condens- ed milk cans in the grass and insisted he had found a cow's nest." â€" Screana. The "Talkie" Revolution London Daily News and Westmin- ster: The triumph of an English filraj actor, Mr. Ronald Colman, seems to be the first result of the success of the "talkies," and others will clearly ', follow. If the "talkies" eventually displace their silent rivals in the popular favor â€" and it would seem al- most certain that they must â€" the Eng- ; llsh-speaking- (as distinct from the American-speaking) performer will come into his own in this country with a vengeance, further, it would seem that in each country the change must i operate as a powerful measure of "protection" for the native industry. The sort of audience which flocks to the average English cinema is not go- ing to "listen" to French and Ger- man and Swedish films, unless the ac- tors talk "plain English," and French and German and Spanish audiences will presumably also Insist on under- standing what the "talkies" are say- ing. A happy marriage is one in which the husband makes an alio nance for the -.vife and the wife makes allow- ances for the husband. â€" "Virginian Pilot." Anantique is something that rich people buy and poor people throw away. INTERCEPTED She tripped along with fairy feet, A vision that my heart beguiled. Bewitching, fragile, rouglsh, sweet, And as she came she smiled. We met . . . Alas, the usual fall O'ertook my pride, the dull blind. Her smile was not for me at all, But some one else behind! and "Failure Is always preceded by Con- fusion. Success is always marked by Orderliness. Uncertainty la the most expensive and most unnecessary thing in business.' Chicago claims she will have 5,- 000,000 people by 1935 If she can keep them alive. "Gosh, but that man over there Is fat. He must drink patriotic beer." I "What kind is that?" "Do you think that singer Is go- ing to be a great diva?" "I dldnt know she could even swim." Expedition to Brazil CoUects Rare Fauna Belem, Bra; il.â€" The natural science cxpeailiou of the Aniorican Museum ot Natural History. New York, has just returned from explorations The Looting of England London Evening News (Ind. Cons.): (A recent rumor declares that the vil- lage of Bilbury, in the Cotswold Hills, has been bought by an American and will be transported in its entirely to the United States.) Such things may yet happen. It would require so short and simple a law to forbid the removal from this country of these ancient and beautiful architectural landmarks that one would expect to find each of the three political parties rushing forward with the promise that if it returns to power it will make such a law without delay. If they do not do so is because the public is apathetic. The remedy In this case is in the citizens' hands. And if the sacred law of property must to some extent be curtailed the curtailment Is just as necessary In the interests of Anglo-American friendship as of the English people who must stand by and s^e their architectural birthright sold for a mess of dollars. â€" , •> Among the appropriate gifts for young men graduates are overalls. fy$0im$€ LAXATIVE FOR BABY THAT "STAYS DOWN" Baby's tiny system rebels against castor oil and strong purgatives; but I here's a medicine that just suits him. I And it doe^ the work quiokly and ao ' gently that Baby doesn't feel it. I Fletcher's Castoria Is soothing cross, j fretful babies and cf-ildren to sleep I and making the feverish, constipated, upset ones weil and happy, in millioni ] of homes today. Castoria is purelj* I vegetable, harmless and endorsed bj = !the medical profession. .Vvoid 1ml ! tations. The Chas. H. Fletchei I ' signature marks genuine Castoria. For Sale Newspaper Folder A Real Bargain. Terms to Suit Purchaser Wilson Publishing Co. Ltd., 73 Adelaide St. W., Toronto In The Locker Room Minard's Is the stand-by of . those who take care not to suffer from stiffness and ach- ing muscles. FIRESTONE Tires are the outstanding choice of those -who demand the greatest safety for high speeds, nigged endur- ance and utmost econ- omy. Gum-Dipping, the extra Firestone .process, combined with the Fire- stone Safety Thread, makes these tires the toughest, longest-wear- ing tires on earth. Made in Hamilton, Canada, by Firestone Tire & Rubber Co. of Canada, Limited irsiizLaaiM mimnraai! ^ . .„ 'through the valleys ot yie Negro. The kind tha^t goej to the front. ! canj^,ia?^e aiiaOrln^o RiVcrs. STic Maybe prayers for rain fail because somebody else with a car newly wash- ed is praying for a dry spell. thousand birds and 1,000 specimens ^ of other fauna and flora were col- lected. I Dealh is one blessing that none will be denied. Minard's Liniment for tick animal*. Competent woman wants man oi family washings to take honu\â€" Hart- ford Times. We suggest the family washing. It can be handled without any back talk. What most people call indigestion Is usually excess acid In the stomach.: 'The fjod has s^oujed. The Instant remedy is an alkali which neutralizes acids. But don't use crude helps. Use what your doctor would advise. The best help is Phillips' Milk ot Magnesia. For the 50 years since its invention it has remained standard with physicians. You will flud nothing else so quick In Its effect, so harmless, so efficient. One tasteless spoonful In water neu- tralizes many times its volume In acid. The results are immediate, with no bad after effects. Once you lenrn this fact, you will never deal with excess acid In the crude ways. Go loarnâ€" nowâ€" why this method is supreme. Be sure to get the genuine Phillips' Milk ot Magnesia prescribed by physi- cians for 50 years in correcting excess acids. Each bottle contains full direc- tionsâ€"any drugstore. From Mother ft;;.w^o£Six ...; "I think Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is wonderful! 1 have had sue children of which four are living and my youngest is a Bon- nie b.iby Ix)y ncrw eight months old who weighs 23 pounds. I have takea your medicine before each of them was born and have certainly re- ceived great benefit from it. 1 urge my friends to take it as I am sure they will receive the same help I did." â€" Mrs. Milton McMkJIct, Vanessa, Ontario. .ydia E. Piokhain's Vegetablfr Gompoyntf ISSUE Nc. 23â€" '29