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'* (I I I IT'S THE CUSTOM IN CANADA Every country has its own delightful social traditions . . . aj years ago it was considered a very delicate attention for a lady to light a gentleman's cigar . . . In' Spain, the women still light their men's cigars ... In Canada, the custom of smoking Wilson's Bachelor 100% Havana filler cigars dates back a quarter of a century. Today, they are the outstanding ten cent brand in quality and popularity. ILSONS individually foil wrapped and packs of five BACHELOR Doctors Find We Do Not Sleep Like Logs To sleep "like a log" is an ideal of literati re, not of nature. At the Mel- lon Institute in ittsburgh, Dr. H. M. Johnson and his associates have been studying the movements and postures of normal sleeping individuals by a special motion picture camera vhicn photographs the sleeper every time that he stirs. In a recent report to the American Medical Association. Dr. Johnson, Dr. T H. Swan and Mr. G. E. Weigan describe one normal in- dividual thus founc' to twist and turn every few minutes all night long, as- suming one after the other no less than 3i widely different postures. Thousands of other tests, the investi- gators report, have shown this almost continual twisting and turning during sleep to be the rule rather than the exception. Only persons who have been heavily drugged lie perfectly quiet when soundly asleep. What is still more remarkable, the majority of the postures assumed in bed by a nor- mal sleeper are shown by the tell-tale camera to be contorted postuies. \v::h the body bent or contracted and the spinal column bowed and twisted- as different as possible from the usual medical advice to lie straight and re- lax perfectly. Apparently, the Pitts- burgh investigators report, "the most restful night's sleep is character;/.'.' 1 by the use of a considerable variety of bodily positions, all of which are con- torted; none of which indicate any- think like 'complete relaxation' of all parts of the skeletal muscular system, such as one may observe in a fainting person ; but each of which appears to be well adapted to the relief of irrita- tion that was set up in the post UP.' last taken, as well as in the day's activities.' 1 This is the price at which you can now buy RED LABEL Sir James Barrie to Be Made Freeman Classified Advertising FOB SALE -11 HAUV CHICKS Wh) UATCUKU j\. I. J15.UUU last year In four varle- i:<?3. Writs for frc catalogue. A. H- When Languid And Anaemic Author of Peter Pan Honored s "" I2er oamon. one By Native Birthplace Kirriemuir, AGEKTS WANTED Scot. The day Still most for the money Owl Laffs The Injustice of Justice is unjusti- fiable. sues says; but when it's ended with "love," you never can tell! Pop Do you know, sbeep are the most dumb of all the dumb animals? Mom Yes, my Lamb. Another good way to meet a lot of college-trained men Is to mention your desire to buy a few bonds. "I have a great memory, I can recite all the names on three pages of*the New York telephone directory. Wanna hear me? All right then: Levy, Levy, Levy, Levy, Levy!" A very modest guy is one who wears suspenders on his pajamas. Few persons want the photogva pli- ers to take, a likeness of them. The laziest man the one who sang: Her For Me." In the world is "Moonbeam Kiss You Who's that? Me President of a well-known or- ganization. You Worked his way up, eh? Me You said it. Worked everybody In sight. The Gernjan scientist's pillow that prevents snoring isn't a new idea. Hick town hotels have that kind of mattresses too. We wonder what happens when an bsent-miudeU ventriloquist takes his girl on his lap. "It may be all right for the women to show their backbones," declared (Insert), "but here's hoping they will Bpare-rlbs." We will now sit quietly while the orchestra plays that little tune en- titled "You Never Can fell What a Red Headed Mamma Will Do in A flat." The difference between Independ- ence and dependence is a constantly added to savings account at the bank. When a girl ends a letter "sin- cerery," you know she means what Among our greatest optimists are the advertising writers, who claim that a shave may bo made pleasant. First Irishman Pat, what's that piece of blank paper you have in your ' hand? Second Irishman Oh, that's a let- ter from my wife. First Irishman How do you mean a letter from your wife? no writing on it. Second Irishman Of course not. The missus and myself are not on speaking terms. The modern way to spell coward is IM'-L-L-Y. Latest Farm Machinery Exhibited at Royal Show Manchester, Eii}r. The Royal Show which opened in Manchester recently contains a series of British-made agricultural machinery claimed as an entirely new post-war industry here. The machines are designed for the use of planters and cultivators in all parts of the world. The machinery in. .'.in and petrol tractors for South Africa, ploughs for India, coffee pulpers for the Belgian Congo and Bnui!, <!'. :;; cators for Kast Africa and harvesters to c.'inpote with those used in the United States. Arrangements have I). < :; oompl. red Sure, there's f " r :1U industrial mission from Sh- !'- field. comprising A. K. Wilson. repre- senting the cutlery trade, and R. C. Hodgson, president i>f the Junior Chamber of Commerce, to visit Brazil, Uruguay. Arm ntine, Chile and !' ni next month. When a ei.l is languid, dull and ir- ritable; when the her color fades you may be sure here blood is impoverish- ed. When a girl's blood is poor her nerv. s are starved and ..here is seri- ous danger of a decline. Rebuild the blood, strengthen tile m-rv.-s ami gee ( | health will follow. l>r. Williams' Pink Pills are of uu- ' told value as a blooj builder. Con-, corning them .Mrs. John Finin. How- Ian Station. P.E.I., says: "My daugh- ter was badly run down; pale, nerv- ous and under weight. W ? decided to give her Dr. Williams' 1'mk TilN. After a few boxes she gain* d :n weight, her appetite improved and color came to her cheeks in fact siie fully r> u i:.;. d htr .oinier go. j health." You can gel these Pi!! a: nK-di- ciue d- .tiers er by mail at 30 cents a hox from The L'r. Williams 1 Medierie Co.. Brockville. Ont. You have to think out some things yourself nobody can help you. Dentist Where is the aching tooth located ? Girl (a theatre usher) Balcony, first row to the right. In dam-ing women exercise a per- fect right, and a neat looking left. The history of the United. States Is to bo written In 500 words. This ought to be good news for schoolboys. Rosebud Where did I come from? Rose The stalk brought you. Humor, like History, repeats itself. Summer Heat Hard on Baby No season of the year is so danger- ous to the life of little ones as is the Mimmor. The excessive heat throws the little stomach out of order so quickly that unless prompt aid is at hand, the baby may b;? beyond all hu- man help before the motht realizes | he is ill. Summer is the season when diarrhoea, cholera infantum. dysen- Terrapin Repays Benefactor $300 \ Trrrapin which K'.tner Hey. :' ("aliiwel!. K.itis.. rescued fr":n a bad- ;:'". 1: '! repaid its debt by winning first money, ?:InO. in a terrapin race at a Wellington fair. Some turkeys are so wild thai commit suicide. Major Gen. Mason M. Pa 'rick was hunting in Virginia when a turkey hurtled past at break- neck speed. A few feet farther on it crashod into a trp limb and broke k. furnishing a royal dinner. "Pal." a 14-year-old bull terrier who ,! wiili -he K-9 upper crust i of Hollywood moviedom and known as one of the most intelligent dog actors of the silver screen, .!:.'<! i'i a CaJifornia kennel of old ~a_ r ". Woof. Woof! When Jack Kvcrs. of Yet the man who won't believe in a heaveu he can't see will spend 10 cents for a special delivery stamp. The greater the progress the more jobs it takes away from workers. tery and colic are most prevalent. Any of Muse troubles may prove dead- ly if not promptly treated. During i the summer the mothers' best friend > is Baby's Own Tablets. They regulate the bowels, sweeten the tomach and keep baby healthy. The Tablets are sold by medicine- dealers or by mail at 25 cents a !io.\ from The I'r. Wil- r. on River. Wyo., appeared at the courthouse to claim a wolf bouiry he lo.iri:,-.! that he had shot and skinned the sheriff's pet police dog. Just how a certain rattlesnake got into a New York subway was not the immediate concern of waiting passen- gers who huddled at one end of the platform while a policeman with his club attacked the reptile at the other. Chlcago ain't what it used to be, it's all shot now. to Acid INDIOISTION | ACID STOMACH MEAKTBUR" HCADACHl Acid . Stomach Hams' Medicine Co., Bn.ckville, Out. , Klnally all eight rattles became mo- tionless when the hero crushed the snake's head with an iron refuse can. Excess acid Is the common cause of times Us volume in acid. It Is harm- and Its action is Indigestion. It results in pain and sourness about two hours after eating. The quick corrective Is an alkali which neutralizes ?M. The best cor- rective is Phillips' Milk ot Magnesia. It has remained standard with physi- cians In the 50 years since its Inven- tion. One spoonful of Phillips' Milk of neutralizes Instantly many New Music Created By Light Beams How would you like to strike the keya on a piano keyboard and find yourself playing a violin, a saxophone I or an oboe. That is isaetly what you wiL be able to do if the new musical Instrument in which beams of light and a photo-electric cell are employed 1 to produce music, comes Into general use. Tins mechanism was developed i by Professor Arthur C. Hardy and Sherwo'od F. Brovn, of the Depart-, ment of Physics at the Massachusetts i i Institute of Technology. The idea was originated by Mr. du Val R. Gold- 1 thwaite. Mr. G-oldthwaite's plan was 13 produce synthetical musicalj sounds which have never been heard' before. The instrument operates by a glass, i.jyij ss chatter disk, on which are recorded, photo- ( ( ] oesn ' t " s he?" graphically, a number of concentric sound tracks. The disk Is rotated rapidly In front of a photo-electric cell and light from a small lamp Is allowed to pass through the sound tracks. The current prcduced by the photo-electric cell Is amplified and fed to a loud speaker. Individual tracks are cut off by shutters, on which Peter Pan eturned to his na- tive town will long be remembered in Kirrie. Even to Sir J. M. Barrie himself, who has received so many honors in his time, it must have been a great day when he was made the first Freeman of K!rrie:nu;r. his birth- place, which he has immortalized as "Thrums." The town, which is a quaint medley of dower-bordered al- leys known as "pends." was crowded to its utmost capacity with ' return- in,: n.rives," all anxious to do honor to this most famous son of .\ Sir James's own birthplace sMads many other SVotish houses with its back to the road. GanK.i !.i.->-s and pansii-s and such other and homely towers decorate the little ;ia:.'ii >f garden. The wash- nous.. 1 , said to he I'.irt e's tlrst thea- tre, strangely like ihe treeto.) h.nise ol I' ter ar.d Wond\. stands apaf. The spur's pavilion which Sir James has gifted to his kin folk is on .1 plat- eau high above ':] town, and s said :,, have Ihe 'i: est view in Scotland with, perhaps, tee n of Si lr- ling Castle. In hand-.ng over 'i.e. pavilion Sir Harrie gave me of his inimita- bly whimsical speeclu 3. "It 's easy. ' li sai !. "i o tnalie ,i speech any- where else. :t here, on this Hill on Mi niorii S. to I'. "Pie who are j more like me. inside. 'tun any people are 1 tell you 1 would rather go in to ba: over Mere against the Wesl : SC and'S !vw'.iti4. 1 re- nieml'er once beitig called upon in \meriea to speak to a womat. mtalning '.n>u girls, and 1 said dn't. but. that if they would com.. outside one at a lime. 1 make l-'O spe. cb - ti them. I 'ud cause to regret that offer But I 1 : i mah ' with commence to you bee 01 e \\c are all linked tog the Kveoil'im cereinoiiy, taking th oath. Sir James wa< pre- sented by the Provost with th. 1'tir- . ticket in a silver casket which bore ,111 Its 9 repllCttS of I'eter Pan and the new pavilion. "1 can assure you," said the Provost, "tint tlrs casket contains not only the l?ur- gess ticket but the heart of Kirrie- inuir." Responding. Sir James, after thank- ing the citizens, said: "In London I have a native of Kiriemtiir living with me. lie is a Kirriemuir canary. ami we often talk together about what he irreverently calls 'the old place.' He said to me before 1 left. What I chiefly want to know is whether you are goins to say any- thing about me and whether tin? audience chertul me.'." "Thank you. I shall tell him." GIANTS EARN .JcOP MO.NKV ^1. si'ilir'.c tli bust !'r':it trees, shrubs. MIL'S. s. etc.: town or , "I'l'mg oiiitit supi>li'?d; every hflr* j:i-.-- - .i: cuin!n,.<^:'>i:s pn:i wocKly. ':'.. P. Sii!!!!i .4 .-;..!]-.. l.i.l.. \V::nma. On- I;I:-KI. .. .' i.-'.vs rruit and nyrsery stock. The hotel pianist w:\-- collecting at ;he tab:c-. A ma.", u-ave him a penny. Pianist -"Wha,!'.' You giv me a ,' el .visit gave a beggar sixpi-nci'. ' Dim : 'Yi . but he d:d not play the piano." "S-rtvitig for an accumulation oj t covetou Canon Donaldson. Summer Strains For all the strains the 11 -':: :s heir to during the/ summer moii'hs -use Minard's. '' for tiltv yta-.-s. PEROXON *"F /*// i ww *~ws* wmuhePui L TV t TheHoneyTlyCatcher You Must Do Your Bit in the Har against the fly, carntr f- uf g< rms and breeder of disease. '* It i> proven that AEROXON 11 on<- of the mott convenient and moil efficient meant ol Combating thu tly evil It D convenient, btcnuic ot the puh-pin. It if S\ gicmc ilic never get away when oix-e caught. Each tp.ral gite-s three week*' perfect wrvice. HLWARL OF I ul ./flif. fliH'C'J It Lie C. 0. Cenesl & Fils. Urnilec f'' MILRUROUKC. .:. I. FROM MOTHER OF EIGHTEEN For Blisters Minard's Liniment. lss and tasteless quick. You will never rely on crude method*, never continue to suffer, when you learn how quickly, how pleasantly this premier method acts. Please let it show you, now. Be sure to get the gftulnt, Phillips' Milk ot Magnesia prescribed by physl- 1 whk . h arg electrica n y operated from clans for 50 years in correcting excess > lhe heyboard by the performer. talks Incessantly, "Yes. She claims that a person's opinions get n.usty If they aren't Co-Ed I play the piano just to kill time. Acquaintance You certainly have a fine weapon. Soap and Water Spoils Walls When you find it necessary to wash painted walls do not make the mis- take of using soap and water and strong cleaning powders as that i almost sure to leave your walls streaked and spotted. Instead, use warm water to which common bak- ing seda has been added in the pro- portion of one tablespoonful to a gal- lon. Go over the walls carefully with a soft cloth dipped in this and then follow with a soft dry cloth and wipe thoroughly. You will be sur- prised at the ease with which you may attain perfect results. Read M adds. .Each bottle contains full direc- tions "ty drugstore. Minard'i Liniment Check* Colds. A producer complains that plays do not run as long as they nsed to do. Not enough legs? TKEE CATALOGUE Auto lives, liicyclfs. Sporting K""' 1 * at w hoi esuti 1 .Tiros. trnnsiH"-- t.itiiin palil. I't- cycles J10 Ul'- nls. WORKS 19I-3-S VuiHlfts atrt Watt, Toronto Canlston, Alberta "1 :im fifty-eight years old ami the mother of eighteen living children \V live on a farm anil I :ui> a very lual- tliy mother ceii- .sii Soring that. I have such n big family to ui-rk for. 'I'he druggist first told me about Lydia E. li'nk- hmu's Vegetable Compound and I have depended on it for niaiiv veurs. When I had this picture, taken, the photographer was telling me about his wife's ailments and after I told him about the Vegetable Compound h went) to t.ho ilrng store and bought, her two bottles MHS. BKIITRA SAU.KN- BACII, Su., Cardatou, Alberto. ISSUE No. 2930