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25 Ibs. OF FAT GONE Rheumatism Weit With it A threefold beiielit canie to (hia Woman when she lost unwanted tat. " Up to a few months ago I was always troubled with rheumatism. My joints were getting m swollen it was miser,- to walk. I was then 155 Ibs., which is a great deal, seeing I am only 6 ft. 2 inches in height. I thought I Would try Kruschen, although I did not then believe it would reduce weight, but I thought it would perhnpa case the pain. I took half-a-teaspuon- ful in a tumbler of hot water each norning, and to my great delight I tarted to lose weight, also pain. This week I was weighed and was 130 Ibs., which I think is proof positive. .My friends are all asking me what 1 am doing to lose weight, so it is very noticeable. Also I look and feel a lot better in health." Mrs. M. H. The six salts in Kruschen assist the internal organs to throw off each day the wastage and poisons that encumber the system. Then, little by little,' that ugly fat goes slowly, yes but surely. The pains of rheumatism and neuritis cease. You feel wonderfully healthy, youthful and energetic more so than ver before in your life 1 A MOTHER'S LOVE Who can fathom the deptu of a pure, so devoted! No friendship so pure, ao re voted! The wild storm of adversity and the bright sunshine of prosperity are all alike to her; how. rer unworthy we may be of trat affection, mother never ceases to love her every child. Often when lone, as we gaie up to the starry heaven "an we in imagination catch a glimpse of the angels around the great white throne, and ajiong the brightest and fairest of them all its our sweet mother, ever beckoning us onward and upward to her celestial home. R. Smith. Acidity Overcome Wonderful Results From Famous Vegetable Pills Instead of having an acid stomach and being constipated, Mr. Frank C. is well. "I can eat anything since trying Carter's Little Liver Pills," he says. Because they are PURELY YEGE- TABLE,agentle,effectivetoni-toboth Hver and bowels. Dr. Carter's Little Liver Pills are without equal for cor- rectingConstipation, Biliousness, Headaches, Poor Complexion and In- dijestion. 25c. * 75c. red pkR*.. every- where. Ask for Carter's by NAME. Owl Laffs The Three Genders Masculine, Feminine, Crooners. The bishop was weary. This was the third class he had i-onlirmed that Sunday. His attention began to wan- ! der. Placing 1 his hands upon the shiny pate of the last candidate, lie said: "1 ; declare this -none to be well and truly laid." I HEALTHY" (COMPLEXIONS Healthy oiropleiinns rame from heulthy jBtma. Free the body of poisons with Feen-a-mint. Effective In gnullrr doses. All draffgi(ta Mil this safe, scienliflclaxaliTv. Feenamint IFOR CONSTIPATION to play Bridge AUCTION^ CONTRACT ay Wynne Ferguson Author of 'PRACTICAL AUCTION BRIDGE" man and his wifu -AltTICLE No. ^:t y ,| 1B ,,,,,st ililiirult tuiag for were inspecting an art exhibit. , play,.,- 10 ilocid? is when to bidj'and Nearsighted Man (striving vainly for irequently tl;c player will hold a hand liint n-<|iih it Minn.' thinking a better view, angrily) "That's ugliest portrait I've ever seen." His \\jffi "Come away. i'i looking at yourself in the mirror.' the before a bid. Someiimes you hold cards that w.uh| justify a bill from you if you kiuw the cards in your ivirtncr's bant), but as ynu are uot a mind reader and y;>ur band doe not Not so long ago a traveler from the ,. ()n tain a thoroughly sound original bill, the best thing for you to ilo is to North stopped for the- night at a dry land ranch In West Texas after a pass. Bridge is a same of high cards, \ dusty and tiresome ride. He was hos- a '' es an <l kings, and if you have no ace j pitably received and began to discuss 101 " kin . no matter what other cards affairs in general. And what he want- 1 yo " hol<1 ' >'"" s 1 '"" 1 ' 1 Pass if it is your ed- to know in particular was how that ' '" r " l ope " lhe >"W- " / hav i an ace or king and three other small ranch was paying its way. So. at last, I CH ,, ls ot one s||it it js . u , vis;lllle , ,,, d he point blank asked the question Of; that .suit once. It isn't much of a hand 1 the host. ' of course, but your partner miint have Traveler "How In tlie world do you something to shoot at. You must tell make a go of things at all out here?" The Host (pointing to the hired man across the room) "Well, you see him. It is agreed that in two years time he gets the ranch for what I owe him. him something about your hand. You are playing a partnership game and it is your duty and part of your contract to inform your partner at your earliest opportunity the nature of your hand. It is perfectly safe to assume that Then I go to work for him until I get ' nearly all the best players play alike. )onents are sure to take him unt. That theory would he all right if the part- ner of the weak bidder always could tell whether the bidder was bidding on a strong or weak hand; but that, of :ourse, is impossible. Players who persist in making weak olds end up by losing the confidence of their partners and as a result lose many a game and rubber that they should have won. Don't let the "bid ding mania" get you or you will soon live to regret ii. Lie loy when you do not hold the cards. There is a policy of masterly inactivity which, at times, is most effective. TO' it out and you will be surprised at the results. Red Rose Tea at reduced prices Red Label, 25 * \ Ib. Urange lekoe, 38^ 2 ID. What New York Is Wearing BY ANNEBELLE WORTHINGTON One of our correspondents has sub- Illustrated Dressmaking Lesson Fur- mitted the following hand for discus- sion: Example Hand it back." Somebody Disarm Bossy Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax. From Wichita, Texas, Record News. Ask Dad, He Knows: "The husband ought to have a voice In the furnish- ing of tlie home," nays a well-known woman writer. Oh, but lie does the invoice. There is very little difference iu the I play of the best players and the bld- i ding therefore is doubly important. | Make sound bids originally or pass. ) There is no middle course here. The i original bid must have a meaning and 1 If you bid originally without high cards, without cardH that will take tricks, your bid is misleading and is Bluff is cometimes successful over merit. But let us not forget when merit is called, it is there with the goods. A bluff isn't. Jacky was regarded as the town sini- , pleton, but occasionally he showed a disconcerting; gift of repartee. Visitor "What part do you perform j in the great drama of life?" i Hearts- \. v J Jacliy "I mind my own business." clubs J ; Diamonds A, .1 Ah! A Good Prospect for the Ga ' Spad- 8, , 3 Company! (From an advertisement in a matri- ' monial paper). "Lonely maiden seeks some light . and warmth in her life. Write Box 76." known rind recognized as the Boob Bid. Practically all Auction and Contract players who have played these games for any length of time realize that It fa bad policy to make a bid with a hand that is too weak to justify the bid. They realize that, such bids are un- sound but cannot seem to resist the temptation to bid. Their theory seems to be that the dealer runs no risk by making a weak hiil because his op- Hearts K. 9, 7, 5 Clubs Q. 10, 9, 7, 2 Hearts 10, 4 Clubs K, 8. 3 Diamonds K, Q, 8, 3 Spades K, Q, 10, 7 No score, rubber game. Z dealt and bid one spade, A two diamonds, Y two spades and B passed. What should Z now bid with the foregoing hand and why, at either Auction or Contract? In the opinion of the writer, Z should now bid two no trump over the two spades. He knows that his spade bid is a four-card bid and that only very good support by his partner will en- able him to score game. He also knows that he has a double stopper in the diamond auit which will probably be opened at no trump. For these rea- sons, It looks like a better chance to score game at no trump than at spades. The following are the hands held by all four players: nishi-d With Every Pattern :>. 6. 5, 2 Diamonds- \'\ 7 Snail MS A, 4 Hearts 10. 4 ritibrt K, 8, 3 Diamonds K, Q, 8, 3 Spades -K. Q, 10. 7 '1 warts Q, J. 6. 3 Clubs A, 6, 5, 4 Diamonds J Spades J, 9, 5, 2 It is evident that Y 2 can score at bree odd at no trump but will j be unable to make game at spades. A's Crooning Is said to b a terrific j proper opening at spades would be the strain on th throat. Then why not I singleton club which B will win and gargle in.-tead? ) give A a ruff. A should now lead first ; the ace, then a small diamond, nnd If mothers were not unreasonable; they would know that a daughter who has danced until 4 a.m. certainly is too worn out to help with any morning give B a ruff. B should now lead an- other club and give A another ruff. They now will make the ace of hearts so Hint Y Z can only make one odd at spades. It is a good example of cleve-r Inferential bidding and the good re- sults obtainable therefrom. housework. Helen - "Kathleen is dissatisfied with her husbiind." Ceoi'iuii "Can't IIH bring home the bacon?" Humour of the Past thai on were !n Nothing spoils t he evening for fath- er like having mother postpone the j washing of tlie dishes until after thej company noes. "I had no idea love with, me.' 1 "Neither had I. until t nropnsrd and you rejected me.'' Hy C. U. Gibson from I>ife. * "Yer know, them Boers 'as been ; storin' giins and bambitiou for i years ?" Phil May from PulK'li. The young UIHII said ho knew his girl could ke>i> a secret, because thy had been engaged for weeks before be even knew anything about It. Tommy: "Do you believe in lairi-s. Mrs. Mardacre?" Alr.s. H.: "No, certainly not." Tommy: "I'm so glad you're can- did about It. There's such a pose among grown-ups nowaday* lo pre- tend they do." GHO. Morrow from I'tinch. RESTFUL SLEEP for FRETFUL, FEVERISH CHILD With Castoria' s regulation Operas and Beauty By Leopold Stokowski Opera todny, while pleasing to the ear, is often a sorft trial for the eye. Take Taiinhaiiser, for example. Venus, the most beautiful woman in the world, is using her charms to tempt Tannh-iiiser front tbfl narrow path of virtue. But, unfortunately, j V0u ) the lady who plays the part happens to have eaten too much spaghetti or sauerbraten. Sh may sing like a nightingale but she looks like an elehant. By no stretch of the imagi- nation could one believe for a min- ute that she is Venus. Could we ask the lady to e,at less spaghetti? That may he asking He: "What! You haven't gut a dance left?" She: "No. It's past two o'clock. Why didn't yon come earlier?" He: "Well, a feller must dine, you know!" Geo. DU Maureen in Punch The Rei-lnr: be "I'd "Now Molly, would , 'I, lls >. 1'miul HIK Wife: "Uood-liye. dear. Write often, if it's only a cheque.' Life i I'.MMli. Growing Girls! Profit by the Experience of Others at This Vital Time 810 Classified Advertising POUNDS PRINTS. SILK OH VEU. VET remnants, $1.00. A. ItoCrttrj Co.. Chatham Ontario I.OVEUY, WILl.iAVY l'< >H.\I (0 yours tuke Sltnilor Ueauty Tab* els a new English formula which gives you a slim, svelte appearance In a sure, safe, sane way. Three weekaf treatment, 11.50. Exact formula on th box. Hoy Kitchen, The Careful Ohem 1st, London. 4t BABY CHICKS A | BABY CHICK 3 ARE) CAN- * AD1AN Approved chlclfB. All 'locks are culled by 'jovernment lnsj"K> tor. We hatch six breeds. \Vrlte 'of nee .atat"Kue. A. H. Swltzer. Granion. Ontario SAVE 2 PEll HUNDRED. l.F.G- HORNS, S _'ents; Rocks White. Rocks Red, 10 cents: delivered ;.ny time. Month olds. 18c. Pullets, all ages, prices furnished. Model Hatchery, Kitchener. Ont. CANADIAN APPBOVED CHICKS. LEGHORNS. M'; BARRED Hi'i'KS, 10c; Mlnoroas, AVhlte Rocks, lie: to per cent, books order. Platoon Hatcherr. Stratford. Route 5, Ontario. SALESMEN WAN-TED. EXCLUSIVE TERRITORY \V.\IK- ABLK In Ontario on fast Billing necessity. No license required. \'p competition. Hlg Profits Commission Hasls. Particulars free. Mor' ;il Pro- ducts Company, Hamilton. ASTROLOGY. vv IUTTK.V HOROSCOPES 3 YKAHS year, hour und birthplace. 1M2 usuu- k'Kicul analysis and guide. Si. i.i;O HERSCHEL. 39 West London Street* Windsor. Ontario. WEEKLY NEWSPAPEB w OULD I.KASE IK'uliirs ., liox Iti. C Ltd.. Toronto. WEEKLY ntario. Wilson MOTOR BOAT FOm 3ALE. CH 11 D SON DOUBLE .'ABlM RI "When I was 16 I was ao ill my people thought, I wan going to die," writes Mrs. Annie Wilson, Sussex AVI?., Toronto. "I hnd scarcely any blood, and WHS so weak I could hardly walk. Had no appetite and I lost Able to Co to All the Danoas long; lime, until i bodice. ' A new yoke .'fleet that terminates in scari-like ends at the front, add n.uch interest to this slim-line model. A novelty dotted crepe silk in blue and white with the yoke of plain white c-epe is youthfully smart as its in- spirator. You couldn't ask for anything .nore simple to fashion. The bodice is in two sections. The yoke forms dropped shoulders. The skirt is gored and slightly circular. It is attached to the ground every day for .1 inn* uum, uiuu i a friend re. onim-mlr-d Dr. Williams' I s model that ada )ts ltself splcn " Pink I'ills. r got them, and before I ' didly to summer fabrics, as the lacy had ilnishe.il lhe first box I was feel- 'cotton meshes, linen, pique and tub ing much better. I continued taking j silks. the Pills until 1 ws completely well. ; style No. 2810 is designed for sizes 1 we.nl to all the dances and had the; ^ 16 18> 2 years, 36, 38 and 40 time of my life iig.-ijn. I ,-ertainly re- . '. , . '-" Im ' J W "' I'ink Pills to I Size 16 ' j 3 yards 35 OT 39. Kr^rZ snsAsrsas I i-S * *** ^ * '">' health." HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS. Don't let anaemia rob vmu growing . .. .laughter of health and vigour. Give' Write your name and address plain her Dr. Williams' Pink IMIls. They banish the condition by creating new ly, giving number and size of sucn 1 --Items as you want. Enclose 20c in blond which imparts health, vigour and j stamps or coin ( coin preferred; wrap I Radio Problem in Spain Madrid Spaniards love tc boo. too much. But this is not neces- sary Electricity will change her. ; actors and speakers displease I hem, We can take Her voice and record It I t"<?y groan and stamp. They have on a disk Then we can select a ' even forced rnollon pictures to be beautiful young lady who really may 1 withdrawn with this adverse bally- be accepted by the audience for a Venus. Then w can synchronize voice and action and create a per- fect illusion. We are trying to do it now In Philadelphia. It is only an experi- , ment,,but a very hopeful one. Mod-: has set aside a sum for installing When your child losses and cries | ern advances in sound recording now j radios in thousands of town halls. i make It possible, we hope, and this | and the minium- of broadcasting sla- | Ix one of. the many new horizons now , tin is b e in S hm-easi-d. ; being 1 opened up 1n music. . _ ; boo. Now the radio is proving a problem. There is no way to let a performer know his performance is not. approved. It bids fair to become even more of a prnhlom because I lie government out In his ileep, it means he is not comfortable. Very ofteu the trouble Is that poisonous waste matter IB not being carried off as it should be. Bowels need help- mild, gentle help , but effective. Just the kind Cas- ; torU gives. Castoria Is a pure vege- ' table preparation mads specially for i Iam , 1 was children's ailments, it. contains no i notlces . !" barsb, harmful drugs, no narcotics, j el Don't let your child's rest and your own be interrupted. A prompt doe* of Castoria will urge stubborn lit tin bowels to act. Then ' relaxed comfort and restful sleep! Genuine Castoria always 1ms the name: THE SECRET A motorist driving through Ire- j truck by Che number of i Irish which he saw in , I CASTORIA "Tell me,' 1 he asked an old trish- ; man, "why do they have all these noticed in this language?" "Faith," came the reply, "I'm sure I don't know iiieself. Von sea, none of the people who can read can nn- 1 derstand Irish, and the ones who understand Irish can't read!" Tit- Bits. WOUNDS. Not .> great i the torment of h(jn -^fco IB w\m4d In bo4y * of him vpho in W<mndd in plrit. | Teething "Baby's Own Tablets take away that teething fever,' 1 writes Mrs. Alfred Bungay, North Sydney, N.S. Effective also in relieving colds, fever, colic, upset stomach, constipation. Chil j dren like them. Absolutely SAFE I See analyst's I certificate in each <. package. 231 Dr. Wlllllim' BABY'S OWN TABLETS vitality. Ktinally KOIH! for all run-down or nervous conditions. At your drug- i Sisl's. f>llr ;i piifknge. = 1 it carefully) for -i<-h number, ana address your order to Wilson Pattern Service, 73 West Adelaide St., Toron*^. B.C. Sheep Ranches An interesting Ihiunrial l summary of 20 Hriiisli Columbia .shoep ranches is uiveu by the ICconomic Analyst.! ISB.V "I've had .-.ch a hard life. At j the age of eighteen 1 was left an or- phan." Dizzy ' Wliat did you do with Thi'sB ranches ar all located in the | southern interior of (.ho province, ' ~~ where the high rolling plateau with Corrugated iliinifioiiH valleys and the variable climate are especially adapted to Galvanized Sheets AT BOCK-BOTTOM PRICES altogether i>nl:' four or nve months m two svaionn, i--omplte equipment inotul- UitE carpets bed and table linen, china. glassware anj stiver as well as nil mar- ine equipment and many extrn?: ':'" cruiser with Its two cabins and its .>! equipped Kuiliy is on unusually comfort- able boat Cur week-ends or lonRflP cruises for (our to six people. It is ex- ceptionally leawortby and has cr'ilseii all over the ';: ,-it Lakes. It has .1 niga class and very economical 60 horsepower. six-cylinder power plant with complete electric llRlitlnK throughout and ! of 12 to 14 null's per hour. It is a -<pe- clal paint job ^nd very attractive :n .ip- pearance 'mm-r will sacrifice for naif Its original cost. H. \Vatk:; v 73 -V. Adelaide St Tvi-onto AGENTS WANTED RASYHHAVK. < '.inaihi 's Now >n:i\:inj Si'liMltion. Kasv to s-ll. K?IUVI ,;i-M!i- ed. EUgh Ciiinmlsalon and KxcioM-. !' rltory. HuiM up a sat'o. mire MIT.I i < business i; "MI own tuii. Writt "'' Informiitlnn to EASYSHAVE 646 I.AMSDOWNE ATB.. TORONTO Men Wanted Average $40.00 Weekly Earnings Men \vuiii''it ',i ^dl our Spt.--.ui i.'on- structeil S>-t v n o Sh'H-s anu Shoes to ';:U;IK Men, MIT!I;H'., s t i liailrond Ali-n. Mso rnnipl-iu HUB if Dress ami S|..u t Shins. T'n ;ln.- I und most '.iiiplete line i>i All Foolwciii- in 'uiada. No <> ;. . i ii-iit-o necessafv. ^v tt-at-h you ho\v. sVi't'n today for unplfte free inellirtK mtflt. Dexter Shoe Company Limited Dcpt. W.. P O. Box 732. Idontrral 1830 Can. Bank of Comr.iereo Bldff. 1386 TOBONTO LIVE STOCK MARKETING Flmt 'jnallty corruKatRU Mlieels heavy roai<'il. Special low prlui-H sheep raising. The ranchers, if la j '''' <""" :1 niBll-in-.u-r Klilpments. Save money hv huving direct. Quality niiiu- said, average a net return of 7 77 1 al ,,, e ,V-.i mm e,llatp shipment. Writ,. cents per pound for lambs sold, and j ABTHBB H. JACOBS 8. OS cents per pound for wool. The capital invested in the sheep ranch- ing business yielded J .7' ,, interest in 1930. Receipts averaged $7.50 and expenses $6.iin per head, leaving ' ShippitiK n the .o-npi-rstive plan has i hern prmmctiv* of spli'inllil results. Sell. a ranch income of $1.05 per hoad. j il)K ,, , ll(! 01>rll ,,.,, i;, ; i , n ,ains real value Ksliinntea by operators place their for the uwm-rs. 'iit HI fmioh with u. labor .-out at 60 cents per bead, leav- ^rwr.Vlr^ie^hon.^.m^u" ing a return of 45 cents to capital. Tne united Farmers Co-Operative Without carefully analysing the facts j Company, Limited obtained by (bis survey, it might] Liv , stock comnusiion upt. be concluded that these rnnchea had ; Wnl{m stock Yma, -wmt Toronto been run at a loss. Among tin, items j - of expense, however, are family la- j hor and depveciation which are not i necessarily paid In cash. The same applios to interest on capital invest- ed, and allowance for operator's ser- vices. Both though must be charg- ed to the nusineHs. It should be noted also that at present very llt- tlo gops to meet such non-cash items as depreciation on machinery and buildings. ~- Toronto Mail nnrt Km- Holiness It IB a great deal better tn live holy i titan to talk about it.- Moody. f SCIATICA Wah thr p*infu1 pan w*ll with warm water; th*n rub in plenty of Minarcf and you'll fl better! J OUR STOMACH UST a hisldess dose of Phillips* Milk of Mnjjnesia in wulrr. I bat Ts an alkali, effective yet harmk>s. It hns been the standard antacid for .'K) years. One, spoonful will neulriilue at once many times its volume in acid. It's the tight wiiy, the quick, pleasant .mi eOincnl ay to kill nil the excess acid. The stomach becomes sweet, the pain departs. You are lumpy again in five minutes. Don't depend on crude methods. l-'tnploy lhe best way yet evolved in nil the years of searching. That IK Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. He sure lo set lhe genuine. The MI; I dentifrice for clcuo teeth and healthy gums is i'lnilips' Dental Mugnrsia, a superior tooth- pHSte that safRguards against acid- inoutb. (Made in Canada.) ISSUE No. 2132