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*=:= In Bed for Weeks Experienced Wonderful Relief Miss Kerton Was Nervous and. Anaemic Until Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Restored Her Health •I believe it la my duty to tell otlier sufferers of the wonderful re- lief I experienced from taliinpc Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for anaemia," writes Miss Mamie Kerton, Badjeros, Ont. "For three years I suffered from weakness, shivering and fainting â- pells, feeble pulse, poor appetite. I was nervous, restless and always pale. I was in bed for weeks at a time, until I put Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to the test. >. "t fTking three boxes I was restored to my normal health." Thousands of other young women have been benefitted as Miss Kerton was. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills rebuild health bj actually creating an abund- ance of new blood and increasing the hlood cells thereby restoring wasted tlasues and revitalizing the exhausted nervous system. Growing girls are greatly helped by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Try them. 50c a paikai;e at your druggist's. Ocean Voyage Pulse of ene'nes underneath. Ceaseless, faithful as a heart; Order, shining whiteness, peace; Current of a world apart â€" World whore days are marked by bells. Nights are watches, and the while Fleet. of-foot men serve the ship. Mile slips by on rolling mile. Overhead the bright blue dome Curving to the water's rim; Rainbow-tinted in the dusk. Mystical, poetic, dim; Opalescent in the dawn. Palely brilliant at high noon; Star-strewn in the velvet night. Cloud-wracks flying past the moon. All around the restless sea. Blown to fury . . . smooth as glass; Foam-lace spreading in the wake; Flecks of distant ships that pass; Seaweed gardens; purple depths Where the magic kingdoms are; Fish that leap in silver arcs; Moon paths leading to a star. â€" Adele de Leeuw. "The world suffers a great deal from people who are unin eresting, because^ they themselves are not interested in anything."â€" Sir Adaie Roche. + Do You Know? + For COLDS "I always use BABY'S OWX' TAB- LETS to break up my baby's cokls," writes Mrs. Wiibert Colquhoun, Stur- geon Falls, Ont. 'When I see a cold cominT on, it is to BABYS OWM TABLETS th.nt I tuxTi," wrilci Mr*, Robert Crcenhom, Phjiipsviile, Ont. Mothers evcr>whcre report in like vein of the safe, sure results that follow tie use of BABYS OWN T.XBLETS in treating children's colds, teething troubles, simple (ever:, disordered stomach, colic, constipation. 25 cents. Dr. Wllllamt' Z4t> BABY'S OWN TABLETS Lisbon Traffic Wheeled traffic offers more variety in Lisbon than in many other .'api- tala of Europe. Modern traffic i.s very much in evidence; motorcars of all makes hoot their way through crjwds of leisurely pedestrians, electric trams, turning sharp corners with grinding sound of whpels, urge state- ly coaches to give them free pas- sage, by means of a neniphatic bell. The coaches oblige, ard with mora ex- pedition than do the pirate tram-cars, already described. These coaches are a link with the past. They rumble rather heavily over the stone pave- naent, drawn by horses decked out in a brave lisplay of pla;eU harness. The coachman Is generally a typical Portuguese servant, with long side- whiskers, and he urges his steed.j to high stepping rather than to speed. The horses are of the breed tliat figures in paintings of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, having small heads and round rumps, wavy flowing tails, arched crests am' waving manes, and so much action that pace lias to suffer; but dignity is maintained. . . . Yet more primitive vehicles roll through the streets of Lisbon, plain box-like carts on solid wooden wheels. ol a design unchanged since Roman times. These carts have a talent, far more pronounced than that of the pirate tram, for getting in the way and Impeding traffic; the drivers are as impervious to objurgation as the oxen that draw these obstructive con- veyances. These varied foims of vehicles make up the daily pageant of the streets.â€" Captain B. Granville Baker, in "A Winter Holiday in Portugal." A Unique Club | There lias been no sign given that the Ugly .'Vlen's Association of Perth, ' West Australia, is going to change the name of the institution. The qualitica:ions for membership which have always been simply the posses, sion of ugliness have not, as far as Owl LafiFs Classifiecf Advertising First Floorwalker â€" "Poor old Per- kins has completely tost his hearing. I'm afraid he'll lose bis Job." I Second Floorwalker â€" "Nonsense! He's to be transferred to the complaint J\ Uat ol ijir.irmmlon ?i3 can be learned, been altered. , No doubt the me-iibers go about ' full of a sort of perverse, boyish ' pride in the possession of their un- ' prepossessing exteriors. Of such in department. Ol'-FEU TO IJS'lillY l.N'VE.\TOl Jul of vaiiied inv«iitlori8 and i\i, _ rmullon aetn free. The Bamsa; Conw »ny. World Patt-nt .Atlurm;y3. Hi Bank Street. Ottawa, Canada. E.MED1ES FOn ALL SICK.VE.SSeS Write Mrs. .\(ina I'enner, 308 Burn* St.. Wlnrlpeg. Man. rOBMULA. Hot Blasts Some minds are so open that they appear unable to bold anything. No- ..,,,,.•, , u . body lovei, a flat man. A man is some- stitu.ional detail one can speak but ""/'"â- --'•'"•'» ^ . , , ... 1 . i times known bv the ignorance he Is in whimsical suppositions and fancies, "*, , .' , , ., . , . • .• .â-  I , , • ,-, willing to admit. And remember that for exact inrorniation is lacking. On; ,,...." i„ i •- „„.!_„.„ „» one point, however, there remains no (lues.ion. The record of this strange club bears out the old quotation, , , . •Handsome is tha: handsome does." > ^''"""'^ ''"'"'"^ for more This organization, which in 1919 . *J»"''r ''''.I '^.^^P^ J°°L^"L*" °."f. .'^''- good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. Make the best of the trouble you have and don't go A wave of raised £6000 to teach men carpentry, blacksmithiug, and other pursuits, has lately purchased a farm for the training of boys in agriculture. Dur- ing the next 18 months, says a press dispa'.ch, "the Uglies" hope to train 1000 boys. If this is the way ugly men com- fort themselves when they organize let us hope that they get together in increasing numbers. What the world needs, in other words, is more ugly men, and them organized. Like that famous ugly man of literaturre. Cyrano de Bergerac, the members of the Ugly Men's Association undoubt- edly carry their adornments in less material molds.â€" The Christian Sci- ence Monitor. THREW AWAY HIS STICK 1 into the sea of matrimony. When a woman cleans her husband's pipe â€" j well, she surely loves him. | Fetch a Basket "Have you noticed how .\shton â-  drops his aspirates?" | 'It's nothing to the way he drops his vowels. I've got more than a dozen of his I. 0. U's. • 1 -And after all, isn't the modern girl j flth her paint, lipstick and rouge just about as real as grandmother was i with the false hair and bustles? ; A.NV iuit.MULA. Jl.ui EACH. WRITB .41 Miami Laboratory. 308 Burns jjt,- Winnipeg, Man. All Children Benefit From the body building and health promoting scoTrs EMULSIO»4 /tjjft, ofNorwesian-'' /M Cod LiVer Oilv ''^" Ridhiri y^ Vitamins A and D- He â€" "Oh, you mustn't blame me for my ancestors." j She â€" "I don't. I blame thent for you." Wh. en Sciatica Yielded to Kruschen All Set For a Massacre "I told my wife I would shoot any man who had flirted with her at the seaside." "What did she say?" "She told me to bring a machine- gun." ready to eat now. you face?" Willieâ€" ".\o." Motherâ€" "No what?" Willie â€" "No soap." washed your ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZIE 'S^ ^ -rr^.*'. That one of the oldest town clocks in North America is situated in Halifax, Nova Scotia? It was erected in 1S02 and except for a few intervals for repairs it has been giving the time continuously since that date. There can be no doubt that this man ; Willieâ€" "rm has finished walking with a stick, for 1 mother." it is now four years since he discarded | Motherâ€" "Have it. He writes: â€" "For IS months I suf- fered with chronic sciatica and rheu- matism, and was unable to walk with- out the aid of a stick. But after tak- ing Kruschen Salts for a short time, I was able to throw away the stick. It is now four years since this happened, ^^ g^^^ ^jjj quiet. " and I have had no return of the com- j Hostessâ€" "I hadn't noticed. Mary, plaint, and have not lost a day from pome here â€" what naughtiness have work. I s' all never be without Krus- ^ y^y jjgg^ j,p (q now?" Guest- Incriminated "Your little daughter looks CERJAINTY^COMFORT /&• Hf ALTKS SAKt Bt REGULAR " ' DONTTAKE/^OX/O^/SDfiUaSj, A GUARANTEED REGULATOR ASSOLUrELY HARMLESS t^^^ I Itf ' IL NO NAUSEOUS '" f^EDIONES EASILY USED . ^yffidiftr fox l. Houa awi.amumi mwmmw Adversity Sweet are the uses of adv:: say. which. like the toad, â- Dgly and venomous, yet wears a jewel in its head. â€" Shakespeare Chen Salts, as they are worth their weight in gold. You can use this let- ] Callerâ€" "And what are the twins to ter as you please, as I can honestly re- , j^g named. Johnny?" commend Kruschen Salts to any suf- j Johnnyâ€" "Helen and Maria." ferer."â€" C. F. ( Callerâ€" "Why. no, Johnny, it can't If thj eliminating organs become jjg, that." ! sluggish, they permit harmful uric acid ; johnnyâ€" "Well, that's what Daddy; to accumulate and deposit itself in the \ g.,ij ^Y,,g„ jjjg „,„.gg brought them in." j tissues, muscles and joints In the i i form of needle-pointed crystals, which, j r^jjg adverti.-fement read thus; "Be-| piercing the nerve sheaths, cause ex- . j^pg j.^y py^ ^jje ijaby on the floor, cruciating pains of sciatica. The six Ljgg^ j,. thoroughly with our Vacuum salts in Kruschen stimulate the elimin- ' leaner." ating organs to healthy, regular ac- 1 j tion. Mischievous uric acid is then ' Knows His Cats given no chance to collect. j Beginnerâ€" "Now, my man, 1 want! '*' I to hire a horse. How long can I have Taken Literally it out? " A census taker, on asking a woman ! Groom-"Wel!, sir, we usually leave how old she was, received the follow- | ''»'»' '" "^^ horsey ing answer: "Do you know how eld the Hiil girl.3 next door are?" "Sure." "Well, I am as old as they." _ . _ , ., ..J The census taker wrote down, "As oUI as the hills." â€" Conpri'cgationalist. Af "~ /or OYiMENORRHOEA AMENORRHOr.A WALTANNE REMEDIES DEPT. W. 2 College St. - Toronto Ont- it was the idea of a short pretty girl who was continually being kissed on the forehead. Trials of the Gold Standard According to the medicos blonde snn-bathers blister very easily. So it appears tiiat blisters as w^ell a.s mis- ters prefer blondes. Amusement Let amusement fill up the >'iinks ol your existence, but not the great spaces thereof. â€" Thcodoro Parker. OUR CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ^ Eat, drink, and be merry! No need to fed "sunk" next day. Take a laxative dose of Phillips* Milk of Magnesia when you go to bed, or with your breakfa-st orange. It rids slotuach and bowels of all lingering poisons. No headaches. No nausea. Not even a coated tongue. Get the genuine Phillip*' Milk of Magnesia; substitutes are not the samte. Also IN TAIIIT rOIMi Phillipt' Milk of UMmmu Tabkta are MW «k l»l« « «n$ stores •T«r*Mr«. Baok tbiy jMMl {â-  ttf •q^'valeot ol a teaapoonfuJ of genuine FbuRps Muk of Magnesia. It takes more than one swallow to make a summer â€" and more than one flirtation to make a vacation. ' Grace â€" "I didn't accept Bob the first time he proposed. " I Graceless â€" "No, you weren't there." Says a famous novelist: "A man of experience can generally tell a wo- man's age. " But he lacks experience ; if he does. For Constipation Nanhkbit ibrming Sadx Scientific "Who invented high heels?" asked' a ma.;a.'.ine writer. One theory is that. D" PLUMB'S PERFECT PIPE f chilblains; Begcncrouiwith thc'Minard'^ after vouvo baihcd thu lioi > Itchy pans wiih warm water. Hub the LinimcQC in wellâ€" « The name is stamped on the stem â€" and the word, "PLUMB" is impressed in while on the mouthpiece. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS j-lorizcntal 1 â€" Negative 4 â€" Urges 9 â€" 0[)eiated li â€" Ang(?r 13 â€" Uncanny 14 â€" Personality 15 â€" Jumped 17 â€" Slang: energy 19 â€" Astringent salt 21 â€" Italian River 32â€" To unite with S6 â€" Wheel tooth 17â€" Mislaid SI â€" Frequently 32 â€" Astronomer S4 â€" Whether 36 â€" Hawaiian wreath •< â€" Orain spifc* 87 â€" Negative 38 â€" Southern Indians 41 â€" DniDkard 42 â€" Qallowa 43â€" Sister 44 â€" Jetting rooka 4o â€" To leave 47 â€" To expand 4Uâ€" To attach •>2 â€" War instrument .57 â€" Meadow oS â€" To sing <iO â€" Affirmative 61 â€" Boy 62â€" Foe 63â€" To obtain Vertical 1 â€" Nothing 2 â€" Mineral S â€" Beverage 4 â€" To pare S â€" Lessening 6 â€" Conjunction 7 â€" To plunge 8 â€" To percolate 9 â€" Corded cloth 10 â€" Years old H â€" Conjunction 1«â€" Dish 18â€" ArcUc 30 â€" LaTge Wr4 -Jâ€" L'ross linibtr 23â€" Bid 24 â€" Pronoun 26 â€" Back stage apart- ment 2Sâ€" Weight (abbr.) 29â€" Title 30â€" Jogs 32 â€" Japanese coin 33â€" Fuel 35 â€" Vassal 39 â€" Pronoun 40 â€" To drag 41 â€" To such extent 44â€" Two (Scotch) 46 â€" Formerly 48â€" Sole 49 â€" The whole 50 â€" Edible seed 61â€" Cushion 62â€" Tribe of Israel 64 â€" To silence 55 â€" To scrutinize 66 â€" To soak 69 â€" Note of scale Ml W 29 often. Whaf a relief I Model No. I68FT Trarfe em/uiries to: RUBINOVICH A. HASKELL LIMITED 440 McGIII St. Montrtnl.Qua. IT'S LIVER THAT MAKES YOU FEEL SO WRETCHED Wake up your Liver Bile â€"No Calomel neccssary For .vou to feci healthy and harpjr. your Bvar niust pour two pouDttt of liquid bits IjDto »our botrob, everj' aay. Without th.tt bile, troublQ itarts. Poor digeation. Slow •linLinatlon. rdsoiM In tba boily. GaiMral wrvtchedaMa. Bow oao you expect to daai np • tlltiiilioii Ilk* this complM«ly with dmi* Mwal-norlBg •kits, oil, mineral watar, luktlT* eandy or •oewinii pim, or rougba«*? Tbag' doo't waka «D your UvflT. You need Carter's Uttla Urar PiUa. Purely T«(«table. Safe, (jiiirk and mire r*«ult«. Atit for ttitm by name. Reiua* lubatitutaa. Uo. at aO dniigista. 14 ISSUE No. 44â€" '32 HELP FOR TIRED WIVES Take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound WiTca ijct tired durlnd tlicso hard ttmca. They are the ones who must bear the burdens of the family. When tha husband comes homo with leaa money in hja pay envelope ... It la the wife 'who rnuBt struggle along and make the beat o( thlnits. If you ore tired . . . worn out . . . ncrvoua, try Lydia E, Plnkham'a VeRcta- ble Compound. What you need la a tonic thut tvlU filvo you tho strength to carry on. 98 out of every 100 women who report to lis say that they are benetitod by thla meilifine. Buy a bottle (r.>ni >oi!r ttriii*. v;ist today , . , and wjich tho rcsrit.. 17ie Frienii of Every Mother ^^»\ £**!.%**- Values Her Vr\c<- â- :-â- â- -. CORRECT THE CAUSE OF CHILD'S FAILING "hildren should not be punished for bcd-wettinp. It Is caused by weakness of kidneys or bladder. .Mothers ivill And our home trcat- :nent helpful for their little ones. Send no mone.v. but write today ^r Free Trial Treatment. .Adults ..lih urinary weakness will also tind our treatment beneflcia'. VANDERHOOF A CO., Sax 25 Windsor, Ont. For Sale by Leading Druggists