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'1 Even Rheumatic Pains Eased Fast Now! BAD HEADACHES. NEURITIS PAINS OFTEN RELIEVED IN MINUTES THIS WAY Remember the pictures below when you want fast relief Irom pain. Demaiid und get the method doc- tors prescribe â€" Aspirin. Millions hove found that Aspirin eabcs even a bad headache, neuritis or rheumatic pain often in a few minutes' In the stomach as in the glass here an Aspirin tablet starts to dis- solve, or disintegrate, almost the instant it touches moisture. It be- gins "taking bold" of your pain practically as soon as you swallow it. Kqually important. Aspirin is safe. For scientific tests show this: Aspirin does not harm the heart. Hcmcinbcr these two points: Aspirin Speed and Aspirin SaMu. And. see that you get ASPIRIN. It is made in Canada, and all druggists have it. Ix>ok for the name Bayer in the form of a cross on every Aspirin tablet. Get tin of \2 tablets or economical bottle of 21 or 100 at any druggist's. Why Aspirin Works So Fast Drop an Aiplrin Ubitt in â-  glut oi water. Note thtt BE- FORE it louchn tha bottom, it is disinte- grating. IN a SICONDS BY STOP WATCM An Aspirin tablet starts to disinte- grate and go to work. What happens in these jl<sses hapixns in your stomach â€" ASPIRIN tablets start "taking hold" of pain a (ew minutes after taking. When in Pain Remember These Pictures Aspirin is th« Trade Mark of the Bayer Company, Limited * Five CR00K6D i CHAIRS I By FAREMAN WELLS | was no rough-house, no fun of the sort his companion had anticipated â- TVOPSIB Adam Merlaton. a furmer'a son articled to a solicitor, makes a briive but unsucceagful attempt to thwart three thieves In a bag-siLttohlni; raltl. Tile tiag was torn from the handu of a girl who afterwards explains to Adam that It coiitBlns the day's takings of her father's shop. He attcinpia to track the tlilcves and reaches an old w-.irehouse. Adams •nters the building while the girl watches the door. Suddenly he hears footsteps. The man turns out to he Adam's •mpluycr â€" CorvlUe Perkln. A THIEVES' NEST Though greatly ieas.sured by the knowledge that iie wa.s actually be- ing regarded as an ally instead of with the su.spicioii that he felt his story to warrant, Adam failed to an- ticipate with any enthusla.sni the Idea of a rough-hou.se that included Mr. Corvillo I'erkin. He had to re- uiinil himself ti!iat by this time Mr. I'erltin had probably made use of one of tlie other exits he had claimed to be aware of. And so ttppaiently It proved. There Soured on the World? â€" That's Liver Wake up your Liver Bile â€" No Calomel Necessary Many people who feel tiiur, sluggish and generally wretched make the mis- take of taking salts, oil. mineral water, laxative candy or chewing gum or rouKhage which only move the bowels and Ignore the liver. What you need is to wako up your liver bile. Start your liver pouring the dally two pounds of liquid bile Into your bowels. Get your etomach and In- testines working as they should, once more. Carter's Little Liver rills will soon ax you up. Purely vegetable. Safe. Sure Quick. Ask for them by name. Refuse substitutes. tic at all drug- »Ist«. 51 tlia other. We'll have tb« whole street combed out before mldoight though. There's been a score of gho.sts down here, all on account of a murder that took place years ago. I reckon I know now what sort of gjiosts they were. Come along." They made a cursory luapectlon of the other floors on their w)«y down, there was no further evidence, and at last they rejoined the other two who waited below. The youug constable looked alert, but it was obvious to Adam's solicit- ous eyes that the girl was weary. The sig^it of her sitting uncomfortably on a dilapidated box sent another wave of tenderness through him. To his emotiouailzed vision she seemed so' frail and dejected, as out of place in all this drab ugliness of circumstance as a Chelsea flgure on a dustheap. He wanted to see her to her home ins'.al her by a fireside with soft slippers for faer feet aud a cup of tea for comfort. On her behalf he was helplessly Im- patient with the Inspector's insistence that they must both accompany him to the police station before going home. They left the young constable stolidly watohtng the. ,yr«mises and trailed wearUjt ,ttarough the streets with his BupeKlor. Thei'o proved to be something to be gained, however, evt-n by the vexatious diversion. In spite of his half-formed Intention of seeing her home It was by no means certain to him that he would have found the audacity to enquire her ni'.me In the course of such escort duly, while at the police station, they were forced to Introduce themselves as a matter of routine formality. He listened with a thrill to her voice enunciating, in answer to the sergeant's rasping interrogation, what to iiim were ever afterwards to be romantic syllables. ".Name?" rasped the Sergeant with professional harshness. "Prlscilla Norval," Had she said plain June Bloggs he was in a mood to have found it no less perfect. (To Be Continued.) HAVE Yoif Digestive Troubles? £)R. Pierce's Gold- en Medical Dis- covery increases the appetite, eliminates poisons from tlie in- testines, stimulates the digestion, en- riches t h c blood, clears the skin of eruptions and blem- ishes and you gain to vim, vigor and viulity. Thit 1« wliii Mrs Kate Sharp of a Emilie St.. llranifmd, Oiii Mid: ••! found that for Indigcaiion Lit yierce'i Golden Medical Dlacoveiy wa> > greit help to roe. Paliia in my iiuiiinh were ao severe 1 would double up. I was baldly able to rat anylhing. I would become no diuresaed and a giHy cundllion would follow But I bad taken Ur. I'ierce'a (iolden Medical Ula- eovery only a abort time when I waa able to •at everything without diatiesa." New aitt, Ubleu 50 eta, liipild JI 00 Only bare rooms, dampness, and an increasing chill depression until, on the top floor, they entered a narrow passage. At its far end there was a ladder leading to a trap In roof. Near them on the right was a door. ' "Gad!" said the inspector as he open- 1 ed it, '"theres been some one in here' all right." . His lantern illuminated a rough' table with several littlo craters of candle-wax on its surface, a few com- moa chairs, blankets hanging over I the two windows, more blankets laid ' on a ben<:li, some half dozen empty beer bottles, and a hearth littered with wood embers. Ho went quickly across and bentj over the hearth. "Fire's been stamp-' ed out here not ten minutes ago," he' •said. He examined the seats of' thoi chairs. "Uin two or tihree of them hero since yesterday at least," he de- duced. "Someone's done a quick cloan-up in here, and not so long ago eltlier." The delivery of these acute obser- vations seemed to give him an im- mense sati.sfaciion. He was perfor- ming a genuine piece of professional worlc and performing it to an audi- ence. Adam began to realize that his earlier rain of questions might have been prompted more by a desire to display efllciency than by suspicion. The policeman's final triumpi!i was when, by dabbing at them with a wet finger, he demonstrated that there was hardly any dust on the steps of the ladder. "No doubt about that having been used a good bit," he said, "Thls'll be tihe way they got out. Ex- pect you made a noise and frightened them." Tho trap door in the roof opened on a slender, railed plaukway that ran perilously along the sagging slates. "Sort of old-fashioned fire- exit. Probably goes half way along the street. Wouldn't pass Inspection nowadays, th.it wouldn't." The Inspector made his comments as (hoy stood for a moment in the night above the roof. On all sides there was a glow through the drizzle that seemed to die out before it reached them, the glow from the lights of normal streets and humdrum business t^iat here seemed to belong to another world. From below came the sullen noiso of the river and In the distance the clanging of trams, t-ven the Inspector did not seeni to like It. "No good following any further at this lime of night", he remarked con- tentedly. "This isn't a common Job. The usual mob don't think to send the thieves off one way and the loot Mechanical Aids An article in the London Times enumerates and discusses provision for safety built into the Queen Mary, with which Britain expects to re- Kain supremacy in the Atlantic pas- sr:nc*r trade. The system of water-tight com- partments is more elaborate than ever before devised. A patrol force and high-pressure water mains are protection against fire, with the as- sistance of smoke-detecting ap- paratus, fire extinguishers, wide and well-lighted corridors. There are lifeboats to hold every- body aboard, each of them motor- driven, each capable of being lower- ed by one man, with the engine run- ning. In a word, every precaution is taken that human ingenuity can sug- gest. There is a wealth of mechanical and chemical appliances superior to the equipment of any earlier ship. But also there is recognition -that in the emergency the most perfect array of safely devices may be useless if the human element fails. As the Timeii puts it: "It is the view of most experts who have given careful study to the problem of increasing safety at sea, and particularly to the question of dealing with the fire risk, that, no matter what ap- pliances may be provided for dealing with fires in passenger accommodations, it will always rest very largely with the per- sonnel of the vessel as to whether or not a time of suspense, follow- ing the appearance of signs of fire, will develop into a period of general panic, or simply result in the orderly assembly of pas- sengers at predetermined points under tho command of competent members of the ship's personnel." Many lamentable disasters at sea have shown the literal truth of this point of view. When there is lacking direction that is firm, intelligent and courageous, bulk-heads and fire-doors and some detectors will not save a Delightful Quality Fresh from the Gardens Australic^s Spring ,. A Cheery Setuon The Commonwealth Ot-ey Venter has gone Ilk* a wear- isome guest And behold for repayment, September comes In with the wind of the west And the Spring In her raiment. These four Hues are from Henry Clarence Kendall, Australia's lyrical poet. The winter Just closed has not been wearisome. It has been more than usually fine and mild â€" too tine In Its first month or two for farms and gardens. The countryside now gleams In the vivifying sunlight. The orchards and gardens are afire with color, the fields expanses of high-toned green plush, the towering eucalyptus and ombrageous tree ferns in the deep mountain gullies are shot through and through with spears of radiant light. When the festivities associated with Victoria's Centenary and the visit of Prince Henry of England are begun early In October the shiploads of visitors from overseas will see scenes of natural loveliness. Right on until the end of the year Australia's clim- ate, particularly In the southern states win be agreeable and exhilarating. The springtime comes to a people of high spirits and an outlook serene enough to suggest a strain of fatal- ism. As the figures show. Industry and business are Improving. The price of wool has not fallen from the high levels reached a couple of months ago to the extent that was feared. The far- mers are glad with the prospect of higher prices for their wheat. Most of the factories are working at full pow- er for full time. The roll of unemploy- ed has been thinned out to the extent of one third. Yet the people of this country seem to maintain their gaiety even In ad- versity. In a poorer metropolitan cen- tre, whore a good proportion of the unemployed live, four halls open to hire by anybody â€" are alight each night for dances, 'community singing," or other entertainments. Some of the dancers and singers are on the dole, which means that they are receiving sustenance help from the Govern- ment or their only income Is from a few days' l^bor on relief works. Many hundreds gainer to slug, lust- ily, under a choir-master's direction, a program of songs with carefree phil- osophy. The city traveller by night hears a rousing chorus of "Pack up your troubles In your old kit bag and Smile, Smile, Smile," or "There's a little green spot on the top of the Hill. Climb Boys, Climb!" In the re- turned Soldiers' Club a tew doors aw- ay partly dsabled soldiers are ham- mering out on the piano and cheerily singing "There's a long, long trail a- wlndlng to the land of my dreams," or other strains to which they march- ed In France, Flanders and Egypt. The average Australian Is a special- ly hard, quick worker, and he can make time for plenty of sport and pleasure. The popular winter sport, football attracts hundreds of thous- ands In each state every Saturday af- ternoon for matches between clubs, that incite amongst their members a rare fealiy. The Test cricket matches played in Englanil between England and Aus- tralia, for the world's cricket prem- ship from panic. An emergency at sea demands men, and no mechanical agency adequately can replace them. â€" Ottawa Journal. lenblp excited a rapt Interest among the entire population 99 per cent of whom are of British descent. The matches began in England at 11.30 a.m. which U 8.20 at night In Australia, and continued until C.30 p.m. in England or 3.30 a.m in Aust- ralia. Hundreds of thousands sat up to listen with eager loyousness to the broadca'st of International cablegrams Australia's victories and the doughty performances of th*e young Australian 'Champion, Don Bradman, the peer- less batsman of all cricketing gener- ations have aroused tremendous youthful enthusiasm. In the coldest mornings It was pos sible to hear vigorous cricket argu ments to the accompaniment of loud laughter, from even the thinly clad men waiting patiently for the chance of a Job. There Is a great generosity amongst all classes. Although the elections are fought virility and feel ing, a common patriotism makes for sound, cheerful democratic relation, ships. Victoria Extraordinary activity was shown in preparation for the celebration of Victoria's Ceneenary which will con- tinue to the end of the year. Prince Henry of England, Duke of Gloucester and other distinguished men and wo- men, Invited from several countries will tour the State and Commonwealth and be the guests at lavish festirvities. The international air race from London to Melbourne Is causing tre- mendous Interest because of the test it win be of airplanes made In Great Britain, IJnlted States and Australia, and several countries on the European Continent- and because also of the keen competition between leading In- ternational airmen. Melbourne is being: overhauled, and brightened, illuminated and decorated throughout city and suburbs. Great structures are arising to give accom- modation for exhibitions fairs, musical festivals, special entertainments, and competitive sports. The racing carni- vals win tiistribute many scores of thousands of pounds in the aggregate for handicaps and weight-for-age ev- ents. International athletics golf, tennis, and other tournaments will be endow, ed with prize money amounting to several thousands. Historical pageants in the beautiful spring time scenery will provide a cavalcade of the efvents of national customs, including those of the aborigines. There is enterprising private ex- penditure as well as official. The birth day of the State's celebration is ex- pected to be a historic event, unpre- cedented In its attractiveness and so- cial gaiety. The Royal visitor has been booked for social programs extending over three months. So They Say "There Is, unfortunately, a very broad distinction between going td school and getting an education."â€"' Nicholas Murray Butler. "Capital itself is only stored-up labor."â€" Roger W. Babson. "Human beings always lack mod- eration."â€" Andre Maurois. "College graduates today, due to a world of limited saturation capacity, are intellectually all dressed up and no place to go." â€" Fannie Hurst. 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