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/:, > MOPSY lyOlADYS PARKER THIS IS VDUR LAST CHANCE, MOPSy If THIS ONE DIES YOU FLUNK VGUR NURSES AIDE COURSE/ 'OLD DOMINION STATE" FUNNY BUSINESS By Hershbergc "The odds are better since I cot a hole in it!" nOKIZONTAL 1 Depicted state. 8 Swamp. 14 Mulcts. 15 Casts again. 16 Drunken carousals. 17 Malayan jumping disease. 18 Work with needle and thread. 19 Swiss river. 20 Star facet. 21 Him. 22 Native of Latvia. 24 Stringed musical instruments. 27 Before. 29 Indian. 50 Jumbled typ«. 51 Laughter sound. 52 Of the thing. 53 Symbol for calcium. 54 Genus of vipers. S6Is able. 37 Incursions. 38 Greek letter. Aoswi ;r to Previous Puzzle B A R Bigg Hu P L T Tor^ f\ R E A V im E ASE " w A ST ES^E AS OA T H R k^^ B reT Bf; D 1 Gi^ E ^ S m^ E Gft R YUC ;ran T^T|A|l L L / E R NfEHT T A[ .s Pe N N 1 E ^ff9 P R OUT ER E '^ P < M Hso 1 P \\S s EC MM T o NE iirriMi P E.<] s ) R eU WIKH 1 L A R d L £ ^fL. J E Ri>j|e part 41 RavR 42 Ells English (abbr.). 43 Conflne. 44 Footlike 45 Object. 47 Throe. 48 Spider monkey. 51 Petitions. 83 Slighted. 84 Catchers of eels. â- 5 Its capital is . VERTICAL 1 Surety (Roman). 2 Little demon. 3 Rate again. 4 Large. SCake f roster. 6 Not elsewhere specified .(abbr.). 7 Exists. 8 Allot. • Wood sorreL 10 Sun god. 11 Aver. 11 Female saint (abbr.). IS Compass point IS Hank of twine 17 Louisiana (abbr.). 21 Mist. 22 Person affected with leprosy. 23 Genus of shrubs. 24 Hearken. 25 Type of nut. 26 Meager. 28 Go by. 31 Conceal. 35 Wintry. 36 Italian country house. 38 Interdicts. 39 Hen product. 40 Symbol for tellurium. 41 Arm anew. 43 Sedans. 44 Expression of disdain. 45 Mimic. 46 Anger. 47 Through. 48 Civilian Conservation Corps (abbr.) 49 Number. 50 Augment. 92 Biblical pronoun. 53 Symbol for silicon. Lessons From Father Two inombcrs of ilic club were having an argument about right and wrong. "Don't talk to me about right and wrong," said Brown lieatedly. "1 cannot re- remeinbcr the time when I couldn't distinguish the difference." "1 suppose you were taught the difference at your mother's knee," sneered Ulack. "Certainly not, 1 learned over my father's knee," retorted Brown. THE SPORTING THING Unusual The captain of the local fire brigade entered the Fig and Whistle and ordered a half-pint of beer. The landlady looked at him in astonishment; never before had she known him order less than a pint. "Did you say a half pint?" she asked. "Why yes," replied the fireman. "1 know it's unusual, but I haven't time for a pint. I'm on my way to a fire." One Or Other She was obviously annoyed when she returned from her shopping expedition. "John," she said to her husband, "I've just found that the woman next door has a coat ex- actly the same as mine." John looked up from his bank- ing account, which he had been trying to balance. "Well, my dear," he said, "I suppose, you'll want me to buy you a new coat?" "Yes," she replied. "It would be cheaper than moving, wouldn't i'r" "Stop sneezing at me!" Great Salesman "You know, old man," said Brown, "that fellow's too smart for me. Do you know what he did?" "No," said Green. "What?" "Well, he sold me a plot of land that was two feet under water, i went round and demanded my money back." 'Did you get it?" "Get nothing! He sold me a motor-boat!" Ton wni Eajoy Stnylna At The St. Regis Hotel TORONTO S Evrry Room nlth natb, Shower aad Telephone. « SiBBle, I3..%0 DP â€" Double, S3JH) up. m Good Pood, DIpInc nad Dane- lag IVlKll(l7' Sherbonrnc at CurMon Tel. RA. 4I3S Baffled A man went to a physician, com- plaining of prolonged headaches. The doctor told him to stop smok- ing. "I have never used tobacco in any form." "Well, then, stop drinking." "I am a total abstainer." "Late hours, then, and fast wo- wtn." "I am always in bed by nine. I •m a bac!)elor and live with my old maiden aunt. Now, seriously, what causes my headaches?" "I don't know," said the baffled doctor. "I guess your halo's pinch- tog." THE SPORTING THING "Did you whittle, I hope?" Easy Enough A girl had passed various exam- inations for a position, and was â- ow facing tlic selection committee for the intL-lligcncc test. She had been warned that thi'- was always full of "i-atches". "Now, .Miss Sniuii," said one of the exaniinrrs, "If a man buys an article for eleven shillings and six- I'fnrc, :iii(l ..ells it for nine and tcnpencc, docs he gain or lose?" The candidate pondered deeply for a few niomonts, and then re- plied: "Well, he gains on the pcn- aici, but loses on the shillinKS." Seemed a Good Idea On the first day in her new home the yiiiMiK hriilc was cfiieicmy per- sonified. â- Jane," she called to the parlor â- laid, "the rasters on these chairs â- queak horribly. Oil them right •way." ".Snrr\. mis.,' rc|)lii il J. inc. "h'll we haven't any oil." "Thui take this quarter," was the inst.iiit rejoinder, "and buy x qii.irt of r:i;ior oil." 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